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I think they're watching me ....

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    #32
    emeraldstar
    Registered Users Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    6th must be their equivalent of "ugly naked guy" from "Friends".
    Yeah that's what I thought too.


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    #33
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    On a large piece of cardboard draw a picture of a large eye and cut out a hole where the pupil is.
    Place against window with drawing outwards.
    Look (or perv,whichever suits) through said hole and freak them out for a change..
    Oh and try keep your hands visible to workmates lest vicious rumours circulate:P


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    #34
    Zzippy
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 14,166 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zzippy


    Put on a show for them. Get a friend to come in to your office and pretend to shoot you in front of the window. Spray ketchup all over the window. Wait for the cops. If they arrive, you know you're being watched...


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    #35
    PurpleBerry
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    On a completely unrelated topic, 6th, I love you in that red t-shirt with the circle thing on the front...


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    #36
    AnonoBoy
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    I love on days off during the summer sitting drinking beers on a balcony across from an office block - taunting the poor people who are stuck behind their desks working away, posting on boards.

    Do they do that to you 6th?


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    #37
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I love on days off during the summer sitting drinking beers on a balcony across from an office block - tauting the poor people who are stuck behind their desks working away, posting on boards.

    Do they do that to you 6th?
    He already said their girls, so no they don't wave their penis at strangers.


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    #38
    meboloxitis
    Registered Users Posts: 196 ✭✭meboloxitis


    sit back & pull your cock out. whack the knob off yourself!!

    might as well give them somethin to look at :D

    Worst case scenario ~ you get nicked ( + side you got in a **** while working ~ that's paid masturbation!!:cool:)

    Best case scenario ~ they come over to offer a hand;)

    win win...


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    #39
    Dinter
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    Set up a video camera pointing directly at their window and every so often go over to it look through the view finder and then stand rubbing your crotch for a few minutes staring at them.

    Pretty soon they'll go and get curtains saving you the expense!


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    #40
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    ScumLord wrote: »
    so no they don't wave their penis at strangers.

    That's not how I taunt. That's how I seduce! ;)


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    #41
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    That's not how I taunt. That's how I seduce! ;)
    Well then I hope I've opened a whole new world of taunting to you. ;)


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    #42
    Dinter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Dinter


    Ok since I passed on I've taken to hanging out in this pub. Down in the cellar there where it's nice and quiet. I do my best to keep myself to myself and have even gone so far as to grease my chains so they don't rattle when I'm taking a walk.

    Anyway last October 31st I finally managed to get Helen of Troy back to the pad and was hoping for some unsubstantial loving (she's still a bit of a slapper) when I hear voices coming down the stairs. It's some bloke with a goatee and what seems like a ton of electronic stuff.

    He starts setting it all up while shouting about how his infra red cameras and high speed shutters are bound to get a couple of pictures of me. I mean wtf like? I'm just minding my business, having spend three centuries trying to pick this bird up and he's ruining it. Talk about a mood killer. I mean why does he bother? Doesn't he realise I'm invisible. Sheesh. Seriously what sort of a pervert spends his free time running round trying to take pictures of me getting laid?

    Now he keeps stalking me. Calling over and moving my stuff around. Keeps banging on about how I "should show myself".

    Anyway what should I do beyond possessing him and walking him out in front of a car? Although I think he's a disgusting stalker that seems a bit much.


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    #43
    Doc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Dinter wrote: »
    Ok since I passed on I've taken to hanging out in this pub. Down in the cellar there where it's nice and quiet. I do my best to keep myself to myself and have even gone so far as to grease my chains so they don't rattle when I'm taking a walk.

    Anyway last October 31st I finally managed to get Helen of Troy back to the pad and was hoping for some unsubstantial loving (she's still a bit of a slapper) when I hear voices coming down the stairs. It's some bloke with a goatee and what seems like a ton of electronic stuff.

    He starts setting it all up while shouting about how his infra red cameras and high speed shutters are bound to get a couple of pictures of me. I mean wtf like? I'm just minding my business, having spend three centuries trying to pick this bird up and he's ruining it. Talk about a mood killer. I mean why does he bother? Doesn't he realise I'm invisible. Sheesh. Seriously what sort of a pervert spends his free time running round trying to take pictures of me getting laid?

    Now he keeps stalking me. Calling over and moving my stuff around. Keeps banging on about how I "should show myself".

    Anyway what should I do beyond possessing him and walking him out in front of a car? Although I think he's a disgusting stalker that seems a bit much.

    And the prize for complete randomness in an unrelated thread goes to…


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    #44
    CantGetNoSleep
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    Doc wrote: »
    And the prize for complete randomness in an unrelated thread goes to…
    Am I the only one waiting for Run to da Hills to come along and come up with some sort of conspiracy sh1t for this thread?


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    #45
    AnonoBoy
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    CantGetNoSleep wrote: »
    Am I the only one waiting for Run to da Hills to come along and come up with some sort of conspiracy sh1t for this thread?

    I wait for him to turn up in my everday conversations with some mental conspiracy angle. It would really liven up office lunch time chat me thinks.


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    #46
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,533 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    6th must be their equivalent of "ugly naked guy" from "Friends".
    I went to the effort of searching for a relevant youtube link before I saw this quote. After all that effort, I might as well post it anyway... linky


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    #47
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    LordChessington wrote: »
    I went to the effort of searching for a relevant youtube link before I saw this quote. After all that effort, I might as well post it anyway... linky

    Goddamn it David Scwhimmer's hair is gay in that picture.

    I like yours though 6th, it looked really nice today.


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    #48
    mickdw
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    I heard 6th was on today fm talking about ghosts etc. Maybe the ghosts have taken to watching him all day


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    #49
    AlmightyCushion
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD21JDMp86c


    Quit whining, write a song about it and become as big as Rockwell.


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    #50
    Sharpshooter
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    Sure its pretty obvious we they fancy you 6th.;)


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    #51
    6th
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    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD21JDMp86c


    Quit whining, write a song about it and become as big as Rockwell.

    Great song but would it have been as good if Wacko Jacko hadnt been involved?

    Anyway I am safe at home now ..... I am safe, right?


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    #52
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    6th wrote: »
    Anyway I am safe at home now ..... I am safe, right?

    From what I can see from here...yeah.


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    #53
    AlmightyCushion
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    6th wrote: »
    Great song but would it have been as good if Wacko Jacko hadnt been involved?

    Anyway I am safe at home now ..... I am safe, right?
    Yes, and how dare you doubt the musical brilliance of Rockwell.

    Also you left the lights on up stairs.


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    #54
    truecrippler
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    6th wrote: »
    Ok so I work on the 3rd floor of a building in Temple Bar (yes biko, thats Dublin ... but dont report this post!). Anyway, across from my window (at which I sit) are apartments and I think the people living there are watching me. Maybe they are planning something ... I dont know?

    It was funny one night when Grimes was in my office with some others, he was looking over at them (its all girls) probably hoping they would have a pillow fight or whatever? But to continue with my concerns, I constantly feel like they are watching me and with the way the light is I dont get a clear view, all I get is a brief movement out of the corner of my eye.

    Some of the folks I know would say ..... "6th, its haunted!" but its not, its people .... people watching me!

    So what do I do? Paint my windows with black paint? Sit at my desk in the nip? None of these are solutions because my boss would probably not be happy. I dont have the option of moving my desk.

    Anyone else feel they are being watched? Can people "outside" see you while you work?

    If you are one of the girls in that apartment ... stop it! Get some curtains or blinds you sickos!

    I know people who live there and they can be weird drunks :D


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    #55
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
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    Invite them over for a party? Better yet, invite them over for a mud fight, because you just bought an inflatable pool and a lot of chocolate sauce... Actually record it, involve drink somehow and sell it as a soft porn tape, you will never have to work again... Problem sorted.


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    #56
    antodeco
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    Isint the boilerhouse sauna in templebar?


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    #57
    Pighead
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    antodeco wrote: »
    Isint the boilerhouse sauna in templebar?
    It is if you say it is anto! Who are we to argue with a sauna connoiseur like your good self.
    Any use?


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