I think they're watching me ....

6th

Ok so I work on the 3rd floor of a building in Temple Bar (yes biko, thats Dublin ... but dont report this post!). Anyway, across from my window (at which I sit) are apartments and I think the people living there are watching me. Maybe they are planning something ... I dont know?

It was funny one night when Grimes was in my office with some others, he was looking over at them (its all girls) probably hoping they would have a pillow fight or whatever? But to continue with my concerns, I constantly feel like they are watching me and with the way the light is I dont get a clear view, all I get is a brief movement out of the corner of my eye.

Some of the folks I know would say ..... "6th, its haunted!" but its not, its people .... people watching me!

So what do I do? Paint my windows with black paint? Sit at my desk in the nip? None of these are solutions because my boss would probably not be happy. I dont have the option of moving my desk.

Anyone else feel they are being watched? Can people "outside" see you while you work?

If you are one of the girls in that apartment ... stop it! Get some curtains or blinds you sickos!

biko

Dublin foru.... nevermind

Actually take this opportunity to start a one man show in your office. Every week there is a hilarious complication but it all ends well.

aidan_walsh

6th wrote:

Some of the folks I know would say ..... "6th, its haunted!" but its not, its people .... people watching me!

Perhaps they're manifesting themselves as people to throw you.

Corporate espionage? Or its that dang bothersome CIA again? Did you have your ID card on you?

Danbo!

6th wrote: »

Anyone else feel they are being watched?

Did you recently get an RFID passport? *Awaits RTDH's Theory*

6th

biko wrote: »

Dublin foru.... nevermind

Actually take this opportunity to start a one man show in your office. Every week there is a hilarious complication but it all ends well.

I'm not rewarding these sickos!

aidan_walsh wrote: »

Perhaps they're manifesting themselves as people to throw you.

Clever but I'm pretty such these are real people .... but they could be aliens ... either way they are solid.

aidan_walsh wrote: »

Corporate espionage? Or its that dang bothersome CIA again? Did you have your ID card on you?

I've been off their radar for a few years now. Keeping my nose clear.

noblestee wrote: »

Did you recently get an RFID passport? *Awaits RTDH's Theory*

I use a RFID shield.

Slow Motion

Looks like it's curtains for you 6th!

brianthebard

Why don't you draw your own curtains or blind? Or stop perving on the poor women across the street, they are probably freaked out by the guy who keeps looking at them out of the corner of his eye...

Quality

Your just TOO HOT!!:rolleyes:

6th

brianthebard wrote: »

Why don't you draw your own curtains or blind? Or stop perving on the poor women across the street, they are probably freaked out by the guy who keeps looking at them out of the corner of his eye...

Curtains in an office? I'm not the Prime Minister of England!

And typical, I'm a guy and they are girls therefore I'm the pervert? Men can be victims too!

Pighead

Pigheads cousin had the same problem. Every day people kept looking at her, staring at her through the window. STOP LOOKING AT ME! she'd scream whilst putting both hands on her head and shaking it for dramatic effect.

It freaked her out so much she left Amsterdam and continued her life as a prostitute back home in Dundalk.

Smellyirishman

Hot girls? pics : GTFO;

6th

Pighead wrote: »

Pigheads cousin had the same problem. Every day people kept looking at her, staring at her through the window. STOP LOOKING AT ME! she'd scream whilst putting both hands on her head and shaking it for dramatic effect.

It freaked her out so much she left Amsterdam and continued her life as a prostitute back home in Dundalk.

Great story but how is that going to help me? You're meant to help me piggy!

Smellyirishman wrote: »

Hot girls? pics or GTFO : GTFO;

Who said hot?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Slow Motion wrote: »

Looks like it's curtains for you 6th!

Pull yourself together man! 6th can still get through this thing, damn it!

chin_grin

Wear a nazi uniform.

Attach binoculars to your head and dress all in black, pop in and out from behind curtains.

.........I dunno, the possibilities are endless.

Smellyirishman

6th wrote: »

Who said hot?

Nobody, that's why I posed the question.

Pighead

6th wrote: »

Great story but how is that going to help me? You're meant to help me piggy!

Pighead is helping you. He's just told you to give up your job as a prostitute in Temple Bar and move to Dundalk. Thought it was pretty clear myself.

6th

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead is helping you. He's just told you to give up your job as a prostitute in Temple Bar and move to Dundalk. Thought it was pretty clear myself.

Sorry, you're right. I'm unnerved and not seeing whats in front of my face.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead is helping you. He's just told you to give up your job as a prostitute in Temple Bar and move to Dundalk. Thought it was pretty clear myself.

Oh, like a window??? Must you taunt him so, Pighead?

6th

What is it ... national curtains day?

brianthebard

6th wrote: »

Curtains in an office? I'm not the Prime Minister of England!

And typical, I'm a guy and they are girls therefore I'm the pervert? Men can be victims too!

pm of England-lolz.

Posting on the internet about the situation is what made you a pervert, sorry its just the way the law works.

Big Knox

6th wrote: »

I dont get a clear view, all I get is a brief movement out of the corner of my eye.

Stop being a paranoid weirdo??

Agent Smith

6th wrote: »

So what do I do? Paint my windows with black paint? Sit at my desk in the nip? None of these are solutions because my boss would probably not be happy. I dont have the option of moving my desk.

you could, like, get back to work and not tell people all about it on the internet....

Doc

Print out some sheets with “Stop looking at me or I’m telling my mum!” in realy large text and blue tack them to the window.

6th

Agent Smith wrote: »

you could, like, get back to work and not tell people all about it on the internet....

I'm looking for support. Hold me.

Doc wrote: »

Print out some sheets with “Stop looking at me or I’m telling my mum!” in realy large text and blue tack them to the window.

Good idea.

Randi

Doc wrote: »

Print out some sheets with “Stop looking at me or I’m telling my mum!” in realy large text and blue tack them to the window.

I was gonna say that lol

Pighead

Randi wrote: »

I was gonna say that lol

Laughing at your own jokes is never cool Randi. No matter how funny they are. If Pighead were you he'd edit out the "lol". Totally up to you though. If you don't mind not being cool, that's cool.

CreepingDeath

6th wrote: »

Anyway, across from my window (at which I sit) are apartments and I think the people living there are watching me. Maybe they are planning something ... I dont know?

Yeah, they're planning on getting their TV repaired.

ScumLord

6th wrote: »

What is it ... national curtains day?

If it's not I'll be highly disappointed.

CreepingDeath

6th must be their equivalent of "ugly naked guy" from "Friends".

6th

CreepingDeath wrote: »

6th must be their equivalent of "ugly naked guy" from "Friends".

But good looking and clothed. Dont feel bad though, you got the guy bit right.

CreepingDeath

6th wrote: »

But good looking and clothed. Dont feel bad though, you got the guy bit right.

emeraldstar

CreepingDeath wrote: »

6th must be their equivalent of "ugly naked guy" from "Friends".

Yeah that's what I thought too.

staker

On a large piece of cardboard draw a picture of a large eye and cut out a hole where the pupil is.
Place against window with drawing outwards.
Look (or perv,whichever suits) through said hole and freak them out for a change..
Oh and try keep your hands visible to workmates lest vicious rumours circulate:P

Zzippy

Put on a show for them. Get a friend to come in to your office and pretend to shoot you in front of the window. Spray ketchup all over the window. Wait for the cops. If they arrive, you know you're being watched...

PurpleBerry

On a completely unrelated topic, 6th, I love you in that red t-shirt with the circle thing on the front...

AnonoBoy

I love on days off during the summer sitting drinking beers on a balcony across from an office block - taunting the poor people who are stuck behind their desks working away, posting on boards.

Do they do that to you 6th?

ScumLord

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I love on days off during the summer sitting drinking beers on a balcony across from an office block - tauting the poor people who are stuck behind their desks working away, posting on boards.

Do they do that to you 6th?

He already said their girls, so no they don't wave their penis at strangers.

meboloxitis

sit back & pull your cock out. whack the knob off yourself!!

might as well give them somethin to look at

Worst case scenario ~ you get nicked ( + side you got in a **** while working ~ that's paid masturbation!!:cool:)

Best case scenario ~ they come over to offer a hand;)

win win...

Dinter

Set up a video camera pointing directly at their window and every so often go over to it look through the view finder and then stand rubbing your crotch for a few minutes staring at them.

Pretty soon they'll go and get curtains saving you the expense!

AnonoBoy

ScumLord wrote: »

so no they don't wave their penis at strangers.

That's not how I taunt. That's how I seduce!

ScumLord

AnonoBoy wrote: »

That's not how I taunt. That's how I seduce!

Well then I hope I've opened a whole new world of taunting to you.

Dinter

Ok since I passed on I've taken to hanging out in this pub. Down in the cellar there where it's nice and quiet. I do my best to keep myself to myself and have even gone so far as to grease my chains so they don't rattle when I'm taking a walk.

Anyway last October 31st I finally managed to get Helen of Troy back to the pad and was hoping for some unsubstantial loving (she's still a bit of a slapper) when I hear voices coming down the stairs. It's some bloke with a goatee and what seems like a ton of electronic stuff.

He starts setting it all up while shouting about how his infra red cameras and high speed shutters are bound to get a couple of pictures of me. I mean wtf like? I'm just minding my business, having spend three centuries trying to pick this bird up and he's ruining it. Talk about a mood killer. I mean why does he bother? Doesn't he realise I'm invisible. Sheesh. Seriously what sort of a pervert spends his free time running round trying to take pictures of me getting laid?

Now he keeps stalking me. Calling over and moving my stuff around. Keeps banging on about how I "should show myself".

Anyway what should I do beyond possessing him and walking him out in front of a car? Although I think he's a disgusting stalker that seems a bit much.

Doc

Dinter wrote: »

Ok since I passed on I've taken to hanging out in this pub. Down in the cellar there where it's nice and quiet. I do my best to keep myself to myself and have even gone so far as to grease my chains so they don't rattle when I'm taking a walk.

Anyway last October 31st I finally managed to get Helen of Troy back to the pad and was hoping for some unsubstantial loving (she's still a bit of a slapper) when I hear voices coming down the stairs. It's some bloke with a goatee and what seems like a ton of electronic stuff.

He starts setting it all up while shouting about how his infra red cameras and high speed shutters are bound to get a couple of pictures of me. I mean wtf like? I'm just minding my business, having spend three centuries trying to pick this bird up and he's ruining it. Talk about a mood killer. I mean why does he bother? Doesn't he realise I'm invisible. Sheesh. Seriously what sort of a pervert spends his free time running round trying to take pictures of me getting laid?

Now he keeps stalking me. Calling over and moving my stuff around. Keeps banging on about how I "should show myself".

Anyway what should I do beyond possessing him and walking him out in front of a car? Although I think he's a disgusting stalker that seems a bit much.

And the prize for complete randomness in an unrelated thread goes to…

CantGetNoSleep

Doc wrote: »

And the prize for complete randomness in an unrelated thread goes to…

Am I the only one waiting for Run to da Hills to come along and come up with some sort of conspiracy sh1t for this thread?

AnonoBoy

CantGetNoSleep wrote: »

Am I the only one waiting for Run to da Hills to come along and come up with some sort of conspiracy sh1t for this thread?

I wait for him to turn up in my everday conversations with some mental conspiracy angle. It would really liven up office lunch time chat me thinks.

Mr. CooL ICE

CreepingDeath wrote: »

6th must be their equivalent of "ugly naked guy" from "Friends".

I went to the effort of searching for a relevant youtube link before I saw this quote. After all that effort, I might as well post it anyway... linky

4zn76tysfajdxp

LordChessington wrote: »

I went to the effort of searching for a relevant youtube link before I saw this quote. After all that effort, I might as well post it anyway... linky

Goddamn it David Scwhimmer's hair is gay in that picture.

I like yours though 6th, it looked really nice today.

mickdw

I heard 6th was on today fm talking about ghosts etc. Maybe the ghosts have taken to watching him all day

AlmightyCushion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD21JDMp86c

Quit whining, write a song about it and become as big as Rockwell.

Sharpshooter

Sure its pretty obvious we they fancy you 6th.;)

6th

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD21JDMp86c

Quit whining, write a song about it and become as big as Rockwell.

Great song but would it have been as good if Wacko Jacko hadnt been involved?

Anyway I am safe at home now ..... I am safe, right?