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The last person in your life you felt hate for.

  • 12-11-2008 9:26am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭


    Pighead and a friend of his were talking about hatred the other night. It seems we both have very high tolerance levels. Apart from the fat controllers at Channel 4 who shafted Carol Vorderman, we couldn't remember the last time we felt absolute contempt towards a person.

    After a few alcoholic beverages memories of hatred from way back in the 90's gradually began to sift through Pighead's addled mind. It was late September in 91 and Pigheads uncle was lecturing him about his short and sharp temper.

    "Pighead," said Uncle Barney to his hot tempered, disobedient Nephew, ". Promise me that when next you blow a gasket or when you are burning up with uncontrolled anger, you will count to one hundred before you move or speak."

    As soon as Pighead promised this, he received a crushing blow to the temple
    from Uncle Barney's closed right fist. He then proceeded to rummage through his nephews pockets taking both his pocket money and panini stickers. By the time Pighead had counted to one hundred, old Barney was long gone, in a cab, headed for the bookies in a far and distant time. Still hate Uncle Barney to this very day.

    So who was the last person in your life that you despised?


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Pighead's uncle took advantage of him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    javaboy wrote: »
    Pighead's uncle took advantage of him.
    Hence the hatred. No more tears now; Pighead will think about revenge. If only he hadn't died back in 2004.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    My Aunt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    I don't really hate anyone. It damages the hater more than the hated.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,526 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Show us on the doll where he touched you!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Misanthropy FTW!

    EDIT: I hate you all......aw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Pighead wrote: »
    Hence the hatred. No more tears now; Pighead will think about revenge. If only he hadn't died back in 2004.

    I can still get him if you like?

    I dont "hate" much but worse still its replaced by thinking the world would be better if some folk were dead - including some boardsies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Jules wrote: »
    My Aunt.

    Really? We only have 1 ... right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Jules wrote: »
    My Aunt.
    What did your aunt do to you? And don't say it's personal. When you signed a contract to join boards you agreed to share your inner most darkest secrets with everybody on here.
    6th wrote: »
    I dont "hate" much but worse still its replaced by thinking the world would be better if some folk were dead - including some boardsies.
    :eek: Holy Moly! Who on earth do you wish death upon. Is it Degsy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,816 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    The Green Party....

    There's no such thing as global warming in Ireland, I'm fuppin freezing and have the flu, now fup off and get a real jobs you D1 twats....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I'm incapable of hate. No wait, I'm incapable of love, sorry.






    I hate you all...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Pighead wrote: »
    :eek: Holy Moly! Who on earth do you wish death upon. Is it Degsy?

    I dont "wish" death upon anyone. There are maybe a handful of people I think "hey, wouldnt the world be nicer if they were dead. Degsy though, no, he's a fairly harmless little dude.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Pighead wrote: »
    Is it Degsy?

    If the events of yesterday showed us one thing, it's that Degsy cannot be killed/banned. (They're the same thing.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,816 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    it certainly would be warmer if the Green Party had a tragic accident...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    it certainly would be warmer if the Green Party had a tragic accident...



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    If the events of yesterday showed us one thing, it's that Degsy cannot be killed/banned. (They're the same thing.)

    Lets not forget that Pighead and Degsy have a bond that can't be broken by the prision bars of a restricted account.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    The Green Party....

    There's no such thing as global warming in Ireland, I'm fuppin freezing and have the flu, now fup off and get a real jobs you D1 twats....
    The Green Party isn't a person in your life ya big ninkempoop. You've totally misinterpretated the thread. It would be like Pighead going into a thread about oranges and talking apples. Way off kilter buddy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Lets not forget that Pighead and Degsy have bond that can't be broken by the prision bars of a restricted account.

    It was probably formed behind those very bars. Emphasis on "behind."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Pigface is Degsy. I thought everyone knew this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Kiera wrote: »
    Pigface is Degsy. I thought everyone knew this?
    Did you just accuse Pighead of having a shrivelled up mini todger that looks like a dried up walnut which has shortened significantly over the years due to years of steroid abuse? Because if you did, well that's worth a banning.

    Anyway back on topic, do you hate anybody young Kiera?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,816 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    Pighead wrote: »
    The Green Party isn't a person in your life ya big ninkempoop.

    Ok if I was to say I hate anyone besides the Green Party, it would have to be Whilomena, the Whirligig Witch (and her cat)......the Flying Tuck shop has never been the same....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    To answer your question Pighead, Decker McGowan.

    Damn that bastard changing his bebo page before i could show it to friends in work and mock him.

    Luckly another boards user was able to provide me with a screenshot of his bebo :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Pighead wrote: »
    Did you just accuse Pighead of having a shrivelled up mini todger that looks like a dried up walnut which has shortened significantly over the years due to years of steroid abuse? Because if you did, well that's worth a banning.

    Anyway back on topic, do you hate anybody young Kiera?

    No I don’t Pigface. Mammy told me its wrong to hate others. Mammy is always right. All the haters need to turn those frowns upside-down!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 conksmith


    I hate my boss. Actually despise him. The way he shaves his head. The way he tells me what to do. The way he gives out when I come in drunk and puke on all the porridge.

    Hate, Hate, Hate...Loath entirely..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,526 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Kiera wrote: »
    No I don’t Pigface. Mammy told me its wrong to hate others. Mammy is always right. All the haters need to turn those frowns upside-down!
    A smile is just an upside down frown :):(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,816 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    A smile is just an upside down frown :):(

    and global warming is just Gods way of hugging us closer..:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    and global warming is just Gods way of hugging us closer..:)

    I like the way you think :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭sorrywhat


    i hate one of my college lecturers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I never hated anyone

    that said, last saturday nite i travelled into athlone with a nail bar and the sole intention of beating my girlfriends drugdealing neighbour knees to a pulp.. He knew i was comming, he hid.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,526 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    I'm totally filled with self hate..

    Masturbation makes me violently sick.

    On a side note my Genital warts seem to be flaring up!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    I dont know the name of the person I hate but the bastard\bastards who made my alarm clock I really hated him\her this morning, but that hatred is starting to wane now and Im feeling i might have to hate someone else around lunch time just to get me through the day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    cork people


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,346 ✭✭✭✭homerjay2005


    Des wrote: »
    cork people

    when i saw your name as the last person in the thread i knew it would contain something about cork!:D

    also, where is FAI and the bould John Delaney!:D

    personally, im living with the most ignorent b*tch ive ever met in my life and i hate her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    To answer your question Pighead, Decker McGowan.

    Damn that bastard changing his bebo page before i could show it to friends in work and mock him.

    Luckly another boards user was able to provide me with a screenshot of his bebo :pac:
    I saw Decker's Bebo page in a thread here about a year ago and I sent him a friend request for the lulz. He accepted it last week. We're now best buds forever and we're goin' chasin' the bleedin' dragon later.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    personally, im living with the most ignorent b*tch ive ever met in my life and i hate her.
    It's time to move out then homerjay. You can't live with your parents forever.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Decker McGowan.
    Internet legend.
    If you kno of decker u know u spend too much time on the internet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,751 ✭✭✭newballsplease


    ex girlfriend


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Your ex? Any connection to your username why u hate her?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    snyper wrote: »
    Decker McGowan.
    Internet legend.
    If you kno of decker u know u spend too much time on the internet

    For those who don't know, Decker McGowan had one of the funniest bebo pages i've come across.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Not a person. Two political parties.
    Fianna Fail and the Greens.

    F.Gael I just feel sad for!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,063 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    A few years ago a Lithuanian chap used to work in the storeroom of the company I work for. At the time Mrs. Hattori used to work in the storeroom too. Occasionally I would come down and visit her to see how she was getting on. Usually when I was there the chap used to spout all sorts of drivel about what kind of person I was and how I wasn't what I appeared to be.

    He's the only person that has provoked me into fisticuffs and twice this happened and twice we were pulled apart. He was incredibly aggressive and talked a ton of poo while I was talking to the Mrs. I found him to be an incredibly unpleasant person who had a persona that masked several issues.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭dfx-


    Tony Maguire.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    jamie spencer, i feel hate for him nearly every day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭Swampy


    your ma!!

    and cork people also.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 517 ✭✭✭greatgoal


    i hate my boss with a vengeance,jaysus i hate him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    greatgoal wrote: »
    i hate my boss with a vengeance,jaysus i hate him.

    sexual tension then


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭phenomenon


    I hate all immigrants...trying to better their life in MY country.

    (Troll of the century - bring it on)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 842 ✭✭✭Weidii


    I really hate the people I lived with during the summer. They were racist, homophobic assholes when I was there and when I moved out they made up a load of **** about me to try to get money from me... :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭phenomenon


    Weidii wrote: »
    I really hate the people I lived with during the summer. They were racist, homophobic assholes when I was there and when I moved out they made up a load of **** about me to try to get money from me... :mad:

    So you're a gay black man who begs on the streets?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,235 ✭✭✭Dave147


    One fella cock blocked me too many times in America so he went home with a nice black eye, hatred is great!


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