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The last person in your life you felt hate for.

  • 12-11-2008 10:26AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭


    Pighead and a friend of his were talking about hatred the other night. It seems we both have very high tolerance levels. Apart from the fat controllers at Channel 4 who shafted Carol Vorderman, we couldn't remember the last time we felt absolute contempt towards a person.

    After a few alcoholic beverages memories of hatred from way back in the 90's gradually began to sift through Pighead's addled mind. It was late September in 91 and Pigheads uncle was lecturing him about his short and sharp temper.

    "Pighead," said Uncle Barney to his hot tempered, disobedient Nephew, ". Promise me that when next you blow a gasket or when you are burning up with uncontrolled anger, you will count to one hundred before you move or speak."

    As soon as Pighead promised this, he received a crushing blow to the temple
    from Uncle Barney's closed right fist. He then proceeded to rummage through his nephews pockets taking both his pocket money and panini stickers. By the time Pighead had counted to one hundred, old Barney was long gone, in a cab, headed for the bookies in a far and distant time. Still hate Uncle Barney to this very day.

    So who was the last person in your life that you despised?


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Pighead's uncle took advantage of him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    javaboy wrote: »
    Pighead's uncle took advantage of him.
    Hence the hatred. No more tears now; Pighead will think about revenge. If only he hadn't died back in 2004.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    My Aunt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    I don't really hate anyone. It damages the hater more than the hated.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,774 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Show us on the doll where he touched you!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Misanthropy FTW!

    EDIT: I hate you all......aw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Pighead wrote: »
    Hence the hatred. No more tears now; Pighead will think about revenge. If only he hadn't died back in 2004.

    I can still get him if you like?

    I dont "hate" much but worse still its replaced by thinking the world would be better if some folk were dead - including some boardsies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Jules wrote: »
    My Aunt.

    Really? We only have 1 ... right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Jules wrote: »
    My Aunt.
    What did your aunt do to you? And don't say it's personal. When you signed a contract to join boards you agreed to share your inner most darkest secrets with everybody on here.
    6th wrote: »
    I dont "hate" much but worse still its replaced by thinking the world would be better if some folk were dead - including some boardsies.
    :eek: Holy Moly! Who on earth do you wish death upon. Is it Degsy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,506 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    The Green Party....

    There's no such thing as global warming in Ireland, I'm fuppin freezing and have the flu, now fup off and get a real jobs you D1 twats....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I'm incapable of hate. No wait, I'm incapable of love, sorry.






    I hate you all...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Pighead wrote: »
    :eek: Holy Moly! Who on earth do you wish death upon. Is it Degsy?

    I dont "wish" death upon anyone. There are maybe a handful of people I think "hey, wouldnt the world be nicer if they were dead. Degsy though, no, he's a fairly harmless little dude.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Pighead wrote: »
    Is it Degsy?

    If the events of yesterday showed us one thing, it's that Degsy cannot be killed/banned. (They're the same thing.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,506 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    it certainly would be warmer if the Green Party had a tragic accident...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    it certainly would be warmer if the Green Party had a tragic accident...



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    If the events of yesterday showed us one thing, it's that Degsy cannot be killed/banned. (They're the same thing.)

    Lets not forget that Pighead and Degsy have a bond that can't be broken by the prision bars of a restricted account.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    The Green Party....

    There's no such thing as global warming in Ireland, I'm fuppin freezing and have the flu, now fup off and get a real jobs you D1 twats....
    The Green Party isn't a person in your life ya big ninkempoop. You've totally misinterpretated the thread. It would be like Pighead going into a thread about oranges and talking apples. Way off kilter buddy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Lets not forget that Pighead and Degsy have bond that can't be broken by the prision bars of a restricted account.

    It was probably formed behind those very bars. Emphasis on "behind."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Pigface is Degsy. I thought everyone knew this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Kiera wrote: »
    Pigface is Degsy. I thought everyone knew this?
    Did you just accuse Pighead of having a shrivelled up mini todger that looks like a dried up walnut which has shortened significantly over the years due to years of steroid abuse? Because if you did, well that's worth a banning.

    Anyway back on topic, do you hate anybody young Kiera?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,506 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    Pighead wrote: »
    The Green Party isn't a person in your life ya big ninkempoop.

    Ok if I was to say I hate anyone besides the Green Party, it would have to be Whilomena, the Whirligig Witch (and her cat)......the Flying Tuck shop has never been the same....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    To answer your question Pighead, Decker McGowan.

    Damn that bastard changing his bebo page before i could show it to friends in work and mock him.

    Luckly another boards user was able to provide me with a screenshot of his bebo :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Pighead wrote: »
    Did you just accuse Pighead of having a shrivelled up mini todger that looks like a dried up walnut which has shortened significantly over the years due to years of steroid abuse? Because if you did, well that's worth a banning.

    Anyway back on topic, do you hate anybody young Kiera?

    No I don’t Pigface. Mammy told me its wrong to hate others. Mammy is always right. All the haters need to turn those frowns upside-down!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 conksmith


    I hate my boss. Actually despise him. The way he shaves his head. The way he tells me what to do. The way he gives out when I come in drunk and puke on all the porridge.

    Hate, Hate, Hate...Loath entirely..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,774 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Kiera wrote: »
    No I don’t Pigface. Mammy told me its wrong to hate others. Mammy is always right. All the haters need to turn those frowns upside-down!
    A smile is just an upside down frown :):(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,506 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    A smile is just an upside down frown :):(

    and global warming is just Gods way of hugging us closer..:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    and global warming is just Gods way of hugging us closer..:)

    I like the way you think :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭sorrywhat


    i hate one of my college lecturers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I never hated anyone

    that said, last saturday nite i travelled into athlone with a nail bar and the sole intention of beating my girlfriends drugdealing neighbour knees to a pulp.. He knew i was comming, he hid.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,774 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    I'm totally filled with self hate..

    Masturbation makes me violently sick.

    On a side note my Genital warts seem to be flaring up!


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