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    #92
    _blank_
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    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    haha it's you!!
    Yep, tis me alright :)
    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    Funny, people have said STAY AWAY FROM DES lol.

    I wonder why . . .

    :p

    :(:(


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    #93
    FruitLover
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    galwayguy22 wrote: »
    Do the people of After Hours go out of their way not to answer the questions at hand to post their hilarious responses?

    Hi, welcome to the internet.


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    #94
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Degsy wrote: »
    I've ridden hundreds of women and a few sheep when pickings were slim.

    Riddled much?


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    #95
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    Des wrote: »
    Yep, tis me alright :)

    :(:(


    ah Des dude, =(

    Smile, it's halloweeeeeen =)

    SHEILA ! :D


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    #96
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    ah Des dude, =(

    Smile, it's halloweeeeeen =)

    SHEILA ! :D

    I have a brilliant contume for tomorrow.

    I'll show you pics if you want?

    I reckon this thread isn't far away from a lock tbh.
    :(


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    #97
    galwayguy22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭galwayguy22


    My threads are never provocative and they always end up locked.

    What the **** is up with that?


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    #98
    Roadend
    Registered Users Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Roadend


    galwayguy22 wrote: »
    My threads are never provocative and they always end up locked.

    What the **** is up with that?

    You're not cool enough, try riding more birds to up your street cred


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    #99
    oeb
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    galwayguy22 wrote: »
    My threads are never provocative and they always end up locked.

    What the **** is up with that?

    Are they all about peoples sex lives? Us mature boardsies tend to wander a bit when we are talking about sex.


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    #100
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    galwayguy22 wrote: »
    My threads are never provocative and they always end up locked.

    What the **** is up with that?

    Your postcount is too low tbh


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    #101
    galwayguy22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭galwayguy22


    Des wrote: »
    Your postcount is too low tbh

    Yeah but my real account has 400 or so.


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    #102
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    galwayguy22 wrote: »
    Yeah but my real account has 400 or so.

    Still too low.


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    #103
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    galwayguy22 wrote: »
    My threads are never provocative and they always end up locked.

    What the **** is up with that?
    You need more boards street cred


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    #104
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    oeb wrote: »
    My, who has been an active toddler then?

    4 year relationship so I was having plenty of sex don't worry..


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    #105
    galwayguy22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭galwayguy22


    Not only have I only slept with 1 girl, but I could count the number of time I've had sex with her on one hand, even with a thumb and finger chopped off.

    From this point on I'm officially lowering my standards to include fat and less than pretty girls

    So if you fit the above description, drop us a PM. ;)


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    #106
    Roadend
    Registered Users Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Roadend


    galwayguy22 wrote: »
    Not only have I only slept with 1 girl, but I could count the number of time I've had sex with her on one hand, even with a thumb and finger chopped off.

    From this point on I'm officially lowering my standards to include fat and less than pretty girls

    So if you fit the above description, drop us a PM.

    Why would they, you're obviously $hit at it


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    #107
    galwayguy22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭galwayguy22


    Roadend wrote: »
    Why would they, you're obviously $hit at it

    I'm actually not that bad at sex once I get going, average looking, well possibly a bit below average looking. Problem is I don't have a personality to make up for the lack of looks!

    I should also consider turning gay, I actually have gotten far more interest from gay men than I do females. But the abundance of erect cocks during gay sex is just too much.


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    #108
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    The priesthood awaits you galway guy


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    #109
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    galwayguy22 wrote: »
    I'm actually not that bad at sex once I get going, average looking, well possibly a bit below average looking. Problem is I don't have a personality to make up for the lack of looks!

    I should also consider turning gay, I actually have gotten far more interest from gay men than I do females. But the abundance of erect cocks during gay sex is just too much.

    (Remove sunglasses)....Mother of god...


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    #110
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    latchyco wrote: »
    The priesthood awaits you galway guy

    A priest won't be interested, he's too old.


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    #111
    prendy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,321 ✭✭✭prendy


    galwayguy22 wrote: »
    I'm actually not that bad at sex once I get going, average looking, well possibly a bit below average looking. Problem is I don't have a personality to make up for the lack of looks!

    I should also consider turning gay, I actually have gotten far more interest from gay men than I do females. But the abundance of erect cocks during gay sex is just too much.

    lol way to sell it!

    priesthood indeed!

    L-O-C-K


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    #112
    galwayguy22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭galwayguy22


    This thread is tagged. Who tags threads?

    Being a priest wouldn't be to bad, feeding idiots the delusion of an afterlife and god, making a fair deal of money for very little work.

    And hey with 10 yr old alter girls I could improve my count no end.


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    #113
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    A priest won't be interested, he's too old.
    Oh right, i thought they took desperate cases anybody


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    #114
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    One honey, one!


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    #115
    galwayguy22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭galwayguy22


    Not a PM in sight, what possibly could I be doing wrong here?


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    #116
    kittensoft1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭kittensoft1984


    Female

    24

    slept with 3 people


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    #117
    kittensoft1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭kittensoft1984


    galwayguy22 wrote: »
    This thread is tagged. Who tags threads?

    Being a priest wouldn't be to bad, feeding idiots the delusion of an afterlife and god, making a fair deal of money for very little work.

    And hey with 10 yr old alter girls I could improve my count no end.


    Probably why no PM's yet


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    #118
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    galwayguy22 wrote: »
    This thread is tagged. Who tags threads?

    I do. Turns out I nailed your real reason for starting this train wreck of a thread pretty well too.


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    #119
    Creature
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    nouggatti wrote: »
    They do say variety is the spice of life.

    You riddled with diseases yet?

    Well I didn't catch anything from you, and that was quite recent so I think I'm ok.


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    #120
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    I agree.

    You people wreck my head!

    Just answer!!
    Oh ffs!

    No, I didn't sleep with your damn brother!!

    I think Tara may have though ... ¬_¬


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    #121
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    My legal team has advised me not to answer this question


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