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How Many?

galwayguy22 · 2008-10-30 23:55:52

How many sexual partners have you had? I want Age, Sex and No. of people you've slept with. I'll start. 22 - Male - 1

30-10-2008 11:55pm

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galwayguy22

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How many sexual partners have you had?

I want Age, Sex and No. of people you've slept with.

I'll start.

22 - Male - 1

Tagged:

lonely hearts thread

deja fukin vu

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#2 30-10-2008 11:58pm

Kiera

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Tonight or in general?

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#3 30-10-2008 11:58pm

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over 9000

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#4 30-10-2008 11:59pm

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galwayguy22 wrote: »

How many sexual partners have you had?

I want Age, Sex and No. of people you've slept with.

I'll start.

22 - Male - 1

Does that mean you have slept with one 22 yr old male or that you are a 22 yr old male and have slept with one person (male or female)?

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#5 31-10-2008 12:03am

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It means I'm 22, a male, and slept with one person.

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#6 31-10-2008 12:03am

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galwayguy22 wrote: »

- 1

-1? you need some help i think

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#7 31-10-2008 12:03am

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2.

I'm ambidextrous.

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#8 31-10-2008 12:04am

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Everybody. I've slept with all of them.

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#9 31-10-2008 12:05am

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Does YORE MA count?

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#10 31-10-2008 12:06am

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33, one sexual partner, and that was YORE MA!!!

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#11 31-10-2008 12:06am

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galwayguy22 wrote: »

How many sexual partners have you had?

I want Age, Sex and No. of people you've slept with.

I'll start.

22 - Male - 1

And what exactly are you going to do with all this information once you have it?

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#12 31-10-2008 12:06am

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galwayguy22 wrote: »

It means I'm 22, a male, and slept with one person.

There's a thread somewhere about bj's, teeth and Le Rack. You should drop her a pm. She'll sort you out!

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#13 31-10-2008 12:07am

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galwayguy22 wrote: »

How many sexual partners have you had?

I want Age, Sex and No. of people you've slept with.

I'll start.

22 - Male - 1

What medication did your GP suggest?

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#14 31-10-2008 12:07am

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I'm not sure - I have multiple personalities.

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#15 31-10-2008 12:08am

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Sister Zaphora wrote: »

And what exactly are you going to do with all this information once you have it?

Use it in his thesis instead of doing a proper survey maybe?

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#16 31-10-2008 12:08am

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Gummy Panda wrote: »

over 9000

But have you shagged Manuels' granddaughter?

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#17 31-10-2008 12:08am

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Creature wrote: »

Everybody. I've slept with all of them.

They do say variety is the spice of life.

You riddled with diseases yet?

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#18 31-10-2008 12:09am

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javaboy wrote: »

Use it in his thesis instead of doing a proper survey maybe?

Surely not? Are you suggesting that the OP is a lazy assed student type who couldn't be arsed doing some proper research and thought he'd call on the good people of AH to do it for him? I'm shocked! :eek:

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#19 31-10-2008 12:10am

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square_igloo wrote: »

I'm not sure - I have multiple personalities.

Have you had sex with any of your other personalitied.

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#20 31-10-2008 12:10am

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Sister Zaphora wrote: »

Surely not? Are you suggesting that the OP is a lazy assed student type who couldn't be arsed doing some proper research and thought he'd call on the good people of AH to do it for him? I'm shocked! :eek:

No no. Perish the thought.

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#21 31-10-2008 12:10am

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does this included yourself? if so 1

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#22 31-10-2008 12:11am

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Kiera wrote: »

There's a thread somewhere about bj's, teeth and Le Rack. You should drop her a pm. She'll sort you out!

Interesting.

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#23 31-10-2008 12:12am

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Sister Zaphora wrote: »

Surely not? Are you suggesting that the OP is a lazy assed student type who couldn't be arsed doing some proper research and thought he'd call on the good people of AH to do it for him? I'm shocked! :eek:

Hey with him at minus one already he needs the sex crazed posters of AH to convince him he's truly alone, even his right and left hands don't fancy him

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#24 31-10-2008 12:12am

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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Have you had sex with any of your other personalitied.

If he has he can fcuk himself can't he?

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#25 31-10-2008 12:13am

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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Have you had sex with any of your other personalitied.

Probably - they're all exceptionally horny.

tony1kenobi wrote:

If he has he can fcuk himself can't he?

:pac:

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#26 31-10-2008 12:17am

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30 but they all ask for my credit card number first for some reason...

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#27 31-10-2008 12:21am

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Kiera wrote: »

There's a thread somewhere about bj's, teeth and Le Rack. You should drop her a pm. She'll sort you out!

I can haz link? Just for curiosity sake of course....

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#28 31-10-2008 12:24am

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galwayguy22 wrote: »

How many sexual partners have you had?

I want Age, Sex and No. of people you've slept with.

I'll start.

22 - Male - 1

TomCo wrote: »

Does YORE MA count?

- 1
^^

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#29 31-10-2008 12:26am

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Im a virgin.

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#30 31-10-2008 12:28am

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Xavi6 wrote: »

I can haz link? Just for curiosity sake of course....

Only cause you asked nicely!

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#31 31-10-2008 12:31am

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faceman wrote: »

Im a virgin.

virgin on the ??????????????:pac:

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#32 31-10-2008 12:33am

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Kiera wrote: »

Only cause you asked nicely!

You fail at linking but I got there!

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#33 31-10-2008 12:41am

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Xavi6 wrote: »

You fail at linking but I got there!

Meh

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#34 31-10-2008 12:45am

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Kiera wrote: »

Meh

Don't you 'meh' me young lady! I'll be keeping my 9 inches to myself (and YORE MA) now

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#35 31-10-2008 12:47am

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14/f/dub

23 fellas have had a go.

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#36 31-10-2008 12:48am

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Xavi6 wrote: »

Don't you 'meh' me young lady! I'll be keeping my 9 inches to myself (and YORE MA) now

You can keep it. She said she might as well be shagging someone in a coma. Sack of spuds i think her words were!

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#37 31-10-2008 12:50am

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I had to read those few pages again. Comic gold! Here, have some extra thanks for brightening my morning!

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#38 31-10-2008 12:53am

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Xavi6 wrote: »

I had to read those few pages again. Comic gold! Here, have some extra thanks for brightening my morning!

I dont think she got it tho

/walks off mumbling something about brightest spark......

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#39 31-10-2008 1:24am

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Maybe you two get a room and +1 your sex list!

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#40 31-10-2008 1:37am

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1, tonights the night!!!!!

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#41 31-10-2008 1:54am

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I have had 0 sex.

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#42 31-10-2008 1:59am

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^^^^^^^^ 1000 post alert. Use it wisely

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#43 31-10-2008 2:03am

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black screen ok,,boo::eek:

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#44 31-10-2008 2:12am

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galwayguy22 wrote: »

It means I'm 22, a male, and slept with one person.

it figures

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#45 31-10-2008 4:58am

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elevntybillion

coz im sooo bleedin massive ri!

:pac:

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#46 31-10-2008 11:53am

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Davidius wrote: »

I have had 0 sex.

I heard you had 0.2

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#47 31-10-2008 12:02pm

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#48 31-10-2008 12:02pm

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sounds like the OP got his leg over last night for the first time and wants to tell the world about it.

Which reminds me, I was walking through Dun Laoghaire last week and I saw this old guy go running up to a priest, he said "Father, I have just had sex with three 19 year old bi-sexual polish girls".

The Priest told him to say 10 hail Marys and 10 our fathers.

The old guy said "but I'm not a Catholic"
The Priest said, "Then why are you telling me?"

The old guy said "I'm 74 years old and I have just had a foursome with three gorgeous girls,.....I'm telling ****ing everybody":D

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#49 31-10-2008 12:10pm

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Does raping homeless people count?

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#50 31-10-2008 12:12pm

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Does raping homeless people count?

Only in court

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#51 31-10-2008 12:32pm

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