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Penis size lads...

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    #92
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    why isnt there an option in the poll for "HUMONGOUS"


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    #93
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Now someone should do a poll for how many lied in this one! :D


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    #94
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Ive about 14" erect.

    enough to pleasure her with if shes good, yet large enough to slap across her head if she was being bold


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    #95
    [Deleted User]
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    Big enough to fill a pram! ;)


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    #96
    Fulton Crown
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    Vain wrote: »
    5 people said under 3 inches wtf:D

    They call it "fun size" :)


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    #97
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Fulton Crown wrote: »
    They call it "fun size" :)
    the wrapping on them always lies...makes the goods look so much bigger than they are...bitesize....


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    #98
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Le Rack wrote: »
    the wrapping on them always lies...makes the goods look so much bigger than they are...bitesize....

    Don't bite it! :eek:


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    #99
    seanybiker
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    what kinda gob****e sits there with a ruler against his lad. Yer mad


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    #100
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    when i was in school we used to have competitions to see who's boyf had the bigger lad, we'd use rulers as comparisons in our hands...

    never said i did bite, but a little gentle teeth grazing never went astray!


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    #101
    antSionnach
    Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭antSionnach


    its never been an issue so ive never measured it. it's strange because, having said that, i do have an unhealthy obession with my own willy.


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    #102
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Le Rack wrote: »
    never said i did bite, but a little gentle teeth grazing never went astray!

    No.... no.... no.... just NO! :eek:


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    #103
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    snyper wrote: »
    Ive about 14" erect.

    enough to pleasure her with if shes good, yet large enough to slap across her head if she was being bold

    I think in your case it's quantity over quality, judging by this post.


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    #104
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Dord wrote: »
    No.... no.... no.... just NO! :eek:
    man ye haven't lived...nor had one of my bj's, I know where the shizzle's at dude...


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    #105
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Le Rack wrote: »
    man ye haven't lived...nor had one of my bj's, I know where the shizzle's at dude...

    in before 'prove it or gtfo'! :p teeth...Thats just begging for a mallet to the head


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    #106
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Frank Bald Pillowcase wrote: »
    I think in your case it's quantity over quality, judging by this post.

    Jaysus. Dont know what ole Snyper was on about there. I have never once met the puppy that could take 14 inches.


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    #107
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I have never once met the puppy that could take 14 inches.

    Snyper trains them well.


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    #108
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Frank Bald Pillowcase wrote: »
    Snyper trains them well.

    trains is not equal to grooms :p


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    #109
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Le Rack wrote: »
    man ye haven't lived...nor had one of my bj's, I know where the shizzle's at dude...

    There's going to be a queue to meet you at the next beers....


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    #110
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    brianthebard wrote: »
    There's going to be a queue to meet you at the next beers....

    To knock her teeth out?


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    #111
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Kiera wrote: »
    To knock her teeth out?

    LMFAO. you are made of win and awesome


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    #112
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Second Nerin's comment.


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    #113
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Kiera wrote: »
    To knock her teeth out?
    coming from the girl who asked for the numbers of the guys qith 9+...love ye prob wouldn't know what to do with the slightest pecker if it slapped ye in the face...or did the local priest train ye well?


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    #114
    Gummy Panda
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    Le Rack wrote: »
    coming from the girl who asked for the numbers of the guys qith 9+...love ye prob wouldn't know what to do with the slightest pecker if it slapped ye in the face...or did the local priest train ye well?

    There is only one way to settle this. We pick a volunteer from boards and you both demo your oral techniques.


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    #115
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Le Rack wrote: »
    coming from the girl who asked for the numbers of the guys qith 9+...love ye prob wouldn't know what to do with the slightest pecker if it slapped ye in the face...or did the local priest train ye well?

    Tut tut Le Rack,

    1. You shouldn't post in AH if you dont have a sense of humour!
    2. I am NOT your love!
    3. I am old/mature enough not to get into what i do with "peckers" on the net.
    4. Yes, yes he did!


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    #116
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I do have a sense of humour, m'dear, I just don't appreciate your's.
    I don't give a toss about your age or supposed maturity, everyone has sex, why the hell shouldn't it be talked about, bloody hell, people really need to be more liberal in Ireland.


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    #117
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Le Rack wrote: »
    coming from the girl who asked for the numbers of the guys qith 9+...love ye prob wouldn't know what to do with the slightest pecker if it slapped ye in the face...or did the local priest train ye well?

    thunderdome-that way ->


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    #118
    MagicMarker
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    Le Rack wrote: »
    I do have a sense of humour, m'dear, I just don't appreciate your's.
    I don't give a toss about your age or supposed maturity, everyone has sex, why the hell shouldn't it be talked about, bloody hell, people really need to be more liberal in Ireland.
    I think classy girls such as yourself make up for the lack of liberalism.


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    #119
    brianthebard
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    Le Rack wrote: »
    I do have a sense of humour, m'dear, I just don't appreciate your's.
    I don't give a toss about your age or supposed maturity, everyone has sex, why the hell shouldn't it be talked about, bloody hell, people really need to be more liberal in Ireland.

    When did Kiera get a problem with sex?


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    #120
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Haha i love it! liberal now means letting people know you have sex? Super! Did someone just get broken in and now thinks they know it all?? ;)

    Give me more of your wonderful wisdom.......


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    #121
    Blazer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,416 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    Kiera wrote: »
    Haha i love it! liberal now means letting people know you have sex? Super! Did someone just get broken in and now thinks they know it all?? ;)

    Give me more of your wonderful wisdom.......



    woohoo ...bitch fight..:D
    of course I have to wonder are some guys measuring the one on their foreheads as well to see which one is biggest?:p


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