Lads close your legs just a lil bit!!

line_of_fire

Why do men insist on sitting with their legs wide open(most of ye aint that big). Got on bus this morning and sat down beside this guy who had his legs spread really wide and took up most of the seat why oh why cant they jusy close them a lil bit even if it is just to let people sit.

jesus_thats_gre

I can't actually sit on a bus with my legs closed.. There just isn't enough room..

chickenhawk

Even as a guy I hate guys who do that. As the guys who I live with know if they do this they get a kick in the sac!

ASIL1983

Macho macho man, I've got to be a Macho man!!

Tom Dunne

Em, how can I put this delicately? The laws of physics, perhaps?

Ever put two eggs in a trouser press?

What I can't fathom is those "men" who sit with their legs crossed? How in the name of bejasus do you do that without serious injury?

DarkJager

It all depends on the ball size ladies, something you wouldn't understand. We have to keep our legs wide to prevent the loss of children to "scrotal overheating" and of course for the better endowed of us, to stop the pants from splitting

luckat

I find that if I stare at their crotch with a horrified expression they get selfconscious and close up.

Boom_Bap

depending on the seat on the bus, i dont have enough space to sit any other way.....but you can always feel free to sit on my lap :pac:

Tom - i sit with my legs crossed from time to time, actually quite comfortable, the meat and veg just tend to find the requisite space. Just dont cross them too quickly :eek:

line_of_fire

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Em, how can I put this delicately? The laws of physics, perhaps?

Ever put two eggs in a trouser press?

What I can't fathom is those "men" who sit with their legs crossed? How in the name of bejasus do you do that without serious injury?

im not askin ye to cross your legs but just close them a lil bit yo make room for other people. no matter how mush ye like to brag no one needs a whole bus seat!!!

brianthebard

Its not bragging, its for cooling. Would you rather we opened our flies and had our trousers round our ankles???

JaneyMc

[rant]There was actually a GIRL doing that to me today on the bus, I was hanging off the edge, and there she was with her legs open as wide as the Liffey. Then the lads with their sports bags were hitting me in the head with them, People on the bus in general anger me. Then there was a scrap, and all on a single decker bus in rush hour traffic. [/rant]

line_of_fire

luckat wrote: »

I find that if I stare at their crotch with a horrified expression they get selfconscious and close up.

i like your idea or if that doesnt work i think i will sit on their lap that should make them move ha ha

Crash

Yeah I cross my legs sometimes - things just slide into position.

The legs wide open thing can sometimes by thanks to the tinyness of the bus seats - cant exactly fit my knees quite in :P

line_of_fire

JaneyMc wrote: »

[rant]There was actually a GIRL doing that to me today on the bus, I was hanging off the edge, and there she was with her legs open as wide as the Liffey. Then the lads with their sports bags were hitting me in the head with them, People on the bus in general anger me. Then there was a scrap, and all on a single decker bus in rush hour traffic. [/rant]

that sounds like entertainment to me nothing exciting happens on my bus except for people with open legs

Faith

This thread makes me laugh!

Alanstrainor

Like others have said, i can't sit on a bus with my legs straight, that, and the obvious "room" that, er, Mr. James Westphal and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater need down there.

randylonghorn

line_of_fire wrote: »

i like your idea or if that doesnt work i think i will sit on their lap that should make them move ha ha

It might make them move, all right ... :pac:

line_of_fire

randylonghorn wrote: »

It might make them move, all right ... :pac:

yeah it will make them move over and give more room!!:D

Tom Dunne

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Tom - i sit with my legs crossed from time to time, actually quite comfortable, the meat and veg just tend to find the requisite space. Just dont cross them too quickly :eek:

No matter how slowly I do that, I always find His Lordship and the Two Servants complain somewhat. It's not that I am particularly endowed, I think I have fat thighs strong, muscular loins.

brianthebard

Alanstrainor wrote: »

Like others have said, i can't sit on a bus with my legs straight, that, and the obvious "room" that, er, Mr. James Westphal and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater need down there.

Best testes names ever!

Reku

Tend to need a bit of space between my legs myself, but I have to agree with the OP in that the amount of lads who sit with their legs at full 90 degree spread, don't know who they think they're kidding but no one's stupid enough to believe they're that well endowed.:rolleyes:
Do oft feel like delivering a swift punch to the balls just to make them stop demanding so much space on seats that just aren't meant to cater for that level of egotism.

Nobody ever sits beside me on the bus.

Tom Dunne

Moonbaby wrote: »

Nobody ever sits beside me on the bus.

Really? How unfortunate. Try a new perfume.

I find that I am always conscious of other passengers on the train and make sure to keep to my own personal space. Even if it means The Servants are under a little duress.

brianthebard

Moonbaby wrote: »

Nobody ever sits beside me on the bus.

Prolly don't want to catch the ginge.

chickenhawk

brianthebard wrote: »

Prolly don't want to catch the ginge.

OI! :mad:

It's japenese sunset!

Nevyn

Tom Dunne wrote: »

No matter how slowly I do that, I always find His Lordship and the Two Servants complain somewhat. It's not that I am particularly endowed, I think I have fat thighs strong, muscular loins.

Or a saggy scrotum ?

Maybe you need one of these ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orymhgZ6XoA

DarkJager

What ya need is baggy jeans...plenty of ball room and no danger of accidentally strangling the soldier if you move too fast.

I'll tell ya something....ye women have it easy

Tom Dunne

Thaedydal wrote: »

Or a saggy scrotum ?

Maybe you need one of these ?

That's exactly what I need.

DarkJager wrote: »

What ya need is baggy jeans...plenty of ball room and no danger of accidentally strangling the soldier if you move too fast.

Don't forget boxers. Airy boxers. Lots of, ahem, leg room.

jellie

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Really? How unfortunate. Try a new perfume.

Id think its quite lucky actually.. better than being sat on or squashed up against the window

Tom Dunne

sar84 wrote: »

Id think its quite lucky actually.. better than being sat on or squashed up against the window

I'd rather be squashed up against the window than have a dose of the ginge, tbh.

Dolbert

Tom Dunne wrote: »

I'd rather be squashed up against the window than have a dose of the ginge, tbh.

Never encountered the anti-ginger thing til I moved within the confines of the Pale... must be a West Brit Dublin phenomenon.

*Infects the thread with ginge, a la Darkplace*

metalfest

i can't sit normally on bus seats that have normal legroom, have to actually sit with my legs accross the seat next to me's legroom............sorry......

Galvasean

When I'm on public transport I'm usually reading a Bret Easton Ellis novel so people avoid sitting beside me so in theory I can spread 'em as much as I want.
However the sex scenes in BEE's books are quite frequent and well written (much unlike those pornos I discussed in the other thread) so opened legness is not particularly wise.

randylonghorn

Galvasean wrote: »

However the sex scenes in BEE's books are quite frequent and well written (much unlike those pornos I discussed in the other thread) so opened legness is not particularly wise.

I would have thought it made it kind of necessary ...

... does for me anyway! >_>

Dord

It's not physically possible, at least not for me. The buses don't have enough legroom and even if they did it wouldn't be comfortable.

Galvasean

randylonghorn wrote: »

I would have thought it made it kind of necessary ...

... does for me anyway! >_>

There are ways of hiding it without killing it you know..

europerson

I'm only 6' 2", and I can't keep my thighs straight in front of me on most buses. I have no idea how taller people manage. My knees can't go through the seat in front of me!

dfx-

europerson wrote: »

I'm only 6' 2", and I can't keep my thighs straight in front of me on most buses. I have no idea how taller people manage. My knees can't go through the seat in front of me!

I know the feeling. 6'4 and there are seats that I need not bother attempting because of legroom, particularly the older buses.

Often left to stand when there are those seats available making me stand out like an idiot. Then my head hits the roof downstairs over every bump...Hmmph, the things we have to do in this life..:(

anonymous_joe

I'm also unable to sit on a bus. Still, beats being short. :pac:

Dragan

line_of_fire wrote: »

Why do men insist on sitting with their legs wide open(most of ye aint that big). Got on bus this morning and sat down beside this guy who had his legs spread really wide and took up most of the seat why oh why cant they jusy close them a lil bit even if it is just to let people sit.

When you need to look after a pair of nuts, come back to us as you will fully understand.

The space available on public transport is simply not enough for me to sit in with my legs straight.

I'll make as much room for people as i can, but at the end of the day i am a pretty big guy, when i'm sitting on the outside seat on the luas my shoulder protrudes about half way into the aisle.

Not my fault they build PT for midgets.

JaneyMc

europerson wrote: »

I'm only 6' 2", and I can't keep my thighs straight in front of me on most buses. I have no idea how taller people manage. My knees can't go through the seat in front of me!

dfx- wrote: »

I know the feeling. 6'4 and there are seats that I need not bother attempting because of legroom, particularly the older buses.

Often left to stand when there are those seats available making me stand out like an idiot. Then my head hits the roof downstairs over every bump...Hmmph, the things we have to do in this life..:(

I'm 5'11 and I cant sit with my legs straight either. I also usually whack my head every now and again on the lights upstairs on the older double deckers.

If I were 3 inches smaller, my life would be easier. Ah well, such is life.

norrie rugger

Dragan wrote: »

When you need to look after a pair of nuts, come back to us as you will fully understand.

The space available on public transport is simply not enough for me to sit in with my legs straight.

I'll make as much room for people as i can, but at the end of the day i am a pretty big guy, when i'm sitting on the outside seat on the luas my shoulder protrudes about half way into the aisle.

Not my fault they build PT for midgets.

Bingo!

Tommy the Cat

It annoys the feck out of me, hence why I always sit beside a woman if possible. Plus they smell better.

DubArk

Tommy the Cat wrote: »

It annoys the feck out of me, hence why I always sit beside a woman if possible. Plus they smell better.

Depends if their sitting with thier legs crossed!

Ginny

If any of you are the middleaged man who has recently started sitting beside me on the bus home (no matter how many other seats are free), well I'm watching you! You creep me out and shoving your elbows in my side again will result in me screaming at you.

Creamy Goodness

this happened to me this morning with a tall lanky guy.

i nearly had a ****ing michael douglas in falling down moment as he basically made me sit on one square inch of seat. didn't help either that there was other lanky person behind who was digging their knees into the back of the seat rocking the seat forwards and backwards.

Cathmandooo

Eh be happy yis get seats, you don't like the person beside you then move elsewhere or stand. Don't throw hissy fits cos someone is too close to you, you don't know the meaning of too close 'til you're squished between 5 people and can't even scratch your nose cos your arms are pinned to your side.

JaneyMc

GinnyJo wrote: »

If any of you are the middleaged man who has recently started sitting beside me on the bus home (no matter how many other seats are free), well I'm watching you! You creep me out and shoving your elbows in my side again will result in me screaming at you.

Theres a guy who sits beside me everyday even if there are loads of other seats free too. He smells so incredibly bad. I've had to get up and move several times, for fear of vomiting.

Cathooo wrote: »

Eh be happy yis get seats, you don't like the person beside you then move elsewhere or stand. Don't throw hissy fits cos someone is too close to you, you don't know the meaning of too close 'til you're squished between 5 people and can't even scratch your nose cos your arms are pinned to your side.

I hate the luas in the morning. Its a nightmare for that.

Galvasean

Ever been on a delayed 5:30 DART? Not nice.

Ghost Train

Galvasean wrote: »

Ever been on a delayed 5:30 DART? Not nice.

yep... if you mean going south from town

thought the letter in the metro today was funny, story about old woman and tall guy bashing legs and not happy with each other, but then they end up hugging and some sort of hugging orgy with a few people starts on the train.... can't be a true story

Dolbert

GinnyJo wrote: »

If any of you are the middleaged man who has recently started sitting beside me on the bus home (no matter how many other seats are free), well I'm watching you! You creep me out and shoving your elbows in my side again will result in me screaming at you.

There's a creep who does exactly the same to me, every single time, right down to the elbow thing! Does he have long scraggly hair by any chance?