CamelToe - MooseKnuckle.....Why ?

Anti

Ladies of the LL.

This is a serious question, not a piss take. Its something i need to know. Why do some of you walk around with a CamelToe/MooseKnuckle all day, surely you can feel it? Do women do this because of bad fitting cloths, or do they think men find this attractive? Because i can assue you it is far from it, its quite replulsive. Do they not check them selfs out in a mirror in the morning before they leave the house?

dr.bollocko

/backs away

Xavi6

/subscribes to thread

The_Minister

/Grabs sandbags
/Builds fort
/Grabs popcorn

Slow Motion

Indeed that is a question on many lips!

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Xavi6 wrote: »

/subscribes to thread

hahaha, nice

shellyboo

I think it's a direct result of wearing clothes that are too small - which is a direct result of the "oh I'm a size 12, whether it actaully fits me or not" attitude. Which saddens me.

Sherifu

I agree with the OP, this sort of crack isn't on.

Anti

shellyboo wrote: »

I think it's a direct result of wearing clothes that are too small - which is a direct result of the "oh I'm a size 12, whether it actaully fits me or not" attitude. Which saddens me.

I see, but you know the way women would kinda give them signals that "you have lippy on your teeth" without saying a word. Could you not apply the same dark magic/ventriliquist act let her know that her vulva is on show for the world ?

themadchef

Manties wrote: »

do they think men find this attractive?

Lol

Shops for trousers that are going to send your underwear places it should never go, cause it drives the men wild! Nope, i'm thinking thats not it.

More likely bad fitting clothes, BUT, it could be that they are just a little bit kinky and like the *ahem* "stimulation" i imagine they would get.

Not my bag baby, so i couldint tell ya

Alarums

There's a gaping hole in your argument OP, lots of men really like to see camel toe.

dr.bollocko

Alarums wrote: »

There's a gaping hole in your argument OP, lots of men really like to see camel toe.

:eek:
ya wha?

Anti

Perverts, Perverts i tell thee !!

xzanti

Alarums wrote: »

There's a gaping hole in your argument OP, lots of men really like to see camel toe.

AKA 'Ninja Foot'

shellyboo

Manties wrote: »

I see, but you know the way women would kinda give them signals that "you have lippy on your teeth" without saying a word. Could you not apply the same dark magic/ventriliquist act let her know that her vulva is on show for the world ?

Well there's no way to correct it other than to buy trousers that fit - and to tell a woman that something she's wearing is too small for her is essentially calling her a heifer. And essentially inviting said woman to give you a slap.

Anti

shellyboo wrote: »

Well there's no way to correct it other than to buy trousers that fit - and to tell a woman that something she's wearing is too small for her is essentially calling her a heifer. And essentially inviting said woman to give you a slap.

So a quick pulling of the trousers wont... um... "dislodge" the issue at hand?

capedcrustacian

oh dear lord it's not comfortable, how can they do it all day? no way on earth would i leave the house looking like that, and i'm not even the most fashion conscious of chicks!!

i think it must be ill fitting clothes, surely no one would do it on purpose? surely

shellyboo

Manties wrote: »

So a quick pulling of the trousers wont... um... "dislodge" the issue at hand?

Nope, it won't. It's not like a vulval wedgie.

Xavi6

Is it time for pics yet?! :pac:

Anti

Alarums wrote: »

There's a gaping hole in your argument OP, lots of men really like to see camel toe.

On a attractive looking woman i guess some men would like it as its more then likely the closest they will ever get to it. But its worse on some of the bigger women as it looks as if a black hole is umm... in her hole, trying to suck the world in through her trousers...

AARRRGH

Am I weird because I prefer seeing cameltoes to non-cameltoes?

dr.bollocko

AARRRGH wrote: »

Am I weird because I prefer seeing cameltoes to non-cameltoes?

Yes!

Maple

Is it not the hawtest thing ever? I thought men liked it, especially when the "toe" is so evident they could count the individual hairs of the area as well. I'll have to rethink my entire wardrobe now.

Seriously, its dreadful. All down to illfitting clothes, trying to squeeze into smaller sizes and thinking it works. Must be bloody uncomfortable too.

Homer

Hey it can happen to men too you know!

Anti

Wll done on killing the thread homer

Elle Victorine

Manties wrote: »

I see, but you know the way women would kinda give them signals that "you have lippy on your teeth" without saying a word. Could you not apply the same dark magic/ventriliquist act let her know that her vulva is on show for the world ?

I loled at this! Seriously you are askin for a dig to the face or at least two weeks of ego stroking as repayment for the emotional damage you just caused by pointing out "oh sorry love could ya not buy a pair of pants that fit ya?"...In some women's minds what has actually happened is you have said "PUT DOWN THE FORK FATTY" and run away laughing at their pain. The result of which could only be negative, often tears might follow and a prolonged period of comfort eating.


People who wear clothes that are too small for them seldom want your real opinion on these things unless it's coming from a best friend at the time of the purchase or trying on of said pants.

It's like the age old "does my butt look big in this?"...You can either dodge the bullet and lie.....Or tell the truth and suffer a threefold death.

Of course not all of us are like this. Some of us would actually like to be told that they look ridiculous or that yes indeed it does make us look big so we don't make a goon of ourselves and our various parts. But most girls can kind of tell from lookin in the mirror that oh wait my v*g looks hooj in these.


That said it could just be the cut of the pants. If you ever had to buy jeans from pull n bear you'd understand *growls*

Personally I find the whole no bra wearing more offensive although I have since learned that men love this. Think it's nasty.

shellyboo

Oh, I actually might have a viable solution to your problem... stop wandering around looking at womens' crotches.

Ogling the cleavage is much more acceptable.

BAM!

Eeeewww camel toe....!

Dudess

It's really not possible to notice a cameltoe unless you stare.

Anti

I have a few pair of jeans from there, but id dosent present the aul lad and put him on show with the twins Also while im on this, do women like seeing this or is it the same as what we feel, a small minority like it, and the rest of us think its a bit vile.

Getting into the minds of women is interesting though, i wouldnt have thought that a friend telling her that the trousers dont fit would cause such a trail of destruction !!

AARRRGH

Dudess wrote: »

It's really not possible to notice a cameltoe unless you stare.

I have pretty good eyesight - no staring is necessary!

Anti

shellyboo wrote: »

Oh, I actually might have a viable solution to your problem... stop wandering around looking at womens' crotches.

Ogling the cleavage is much more acceptable.

Oh, trust me its not something i go looking for quite far from it, but sometimes they just cant be avoided. I'd much prefere to look at a fine set of tits. Im talking serious CT/MK here, not of the mild variety !

GAAman

shellyboo wrote: »

Well there's no way to correct it other than to buy trousers that fit - and to tell a woman that something she's wearing is too small for her is essentially calling her a heifer. And essentially inviting said woman to give you a slap.

Yep its a crotch 22 situation alright

shellyboo

GAAman wrote: »

Yep its a crotch 22 situation alright

LOL. Love it.

Maple

To be honest i don't see the harm in someone telling that you have a serious camel toe situation going on. As i'm not blind and have a full length mirror and am sensible enough not to try squeeze into trousers that would cause such an affliction then on the off chance that said atrocity should occur i'd much rather know about it.

I mean you can be tactful about it rather than calling your friend a fat heifer and offering her a pack of Ryvita.

Anti

I think i just came up with a award winning product !

Fellas, ya know the way you get a box when playing games like cricket? How about a toned down version for the ladies who wants to fit into clothes that they had no hope of doing when they were 12 ?

shellyboo

maple wrote: »

To be honest i don't see the harm in someone telling that you have a serious camel toe situation going on. As i'm not blind and have a full length mirror and am sensible enough not to try squeeze into trousers that would cause such an affliction then on the off chance that said atrocity should occur i'd much rather know about it.

I mean you can be tactful about it rather than calling your friend a fat heifer and offering her a pack of Ryvita.

Can you though? I don't think you can. To my mind, the type of person who'd be wearing too-small trousers is the type of person who's possibly self-conscious about their body. I mean, the only reason I can see for someone to be wearing them is that they refuse to wear any size bigger than the size they usually wear (an affliction I see in a lot of my friends), or perhaps they have put on a bit of weight and their clothes are too tight.

What I mean, I suppose, is that unfortunately, not all women are sensible enough not to try squeeze into trousers that would cause such an affliction.

BAM!

AARRRGH wrote: »

I have pretty good eyesight - no staring is necessary!

I think it's quite obvious when it's happening actually- I agree, no need for staring!

robtri

camel toe done nicely, i.e subtle shaping can be very very sexy..
Mooseknuckle.... dear god no...gimme me some bleach to wash the eyes out....:eek:

Maple

shellyboo wrote: »

Can you though? I don't think you can. To my mind, the type of person who'd be wearing too-small trousers is the type of person who's possibly self-conscious about their body. I mean, the only reason I can see for someone to be wearing them is that they refuse to wear any size bigger than the size they usually wear (an affliction I see in a lot of my friends), or perhaps they have put on a bit of weight and their clothes are too tight.

What I mean, I suppose, is that unfortunately, not all women are sensible enough not to try squeeze into trousers that would cause such an affliction.

I think you can, and I know i've had to be in the past. You can be subtle about it, as in "would you not try these trousers, these are much more flattering" or "you've got a great bum in these" or if they're not getting the hint then "hmmmm i don't know about those, they're sitting funny on you" or more baldly "i don't like those, they do nothing for you". At no point do you have to say Jeepers you fat cow, step away from the biscuit tin.

shellyboo

maple wrote: »

I think you can, and I know i've had to be in the past. You can be subtle about it, as in "would you not try these trousers, these are much more flattering" or "you've got a great bum in these" or if they're not getting the hint then "hmmmm i don't know about those, they're sitting funny on you" or more baldly "i don't like those, they do nothing for you". At no point do you have to say Jeepers you fat cow, step away from the biscuit tin.

At no point would you say that, but my point is that there are a hell of a lot of women out there who would interpret "I think those trousers are a little tight" as "Time to look into weight loss surgery, you whale".

Slow Motion

shellyboo wrote: »

At no point would you say that, but my point is that there are a hell of a lot of women out there who would interpret "I think those trousers are a little tight" as "Time to look into weight loss surgery, you whale".

Well if their self esteem is that low, maybe they should, it might help!

Maple

shellyboo wrote: »

At no point would you say that, but my point is that there are a hell of a lot of women out there who would interpret "I think those trousers are a little tight" as "Time to look into weight loss surgery, you whale".

yeah but then you blame the sizes in the shop as being odd as fook.

I think that nine times out of ten a woman wearing said tight trousers will actually know that she needs to shift a few pounds so trying to get her into another pair that actually fit her without being blatantly obvious about it will work without offending her.

AARRRGH

Dublin townies are doing cameltoe on purpose now. They are wearing skin tight (as in, vacuum tight) leggings which show everything...

Odd... not sure if that's the right word... but it's something alright.

shellyboo

Shop sizes ARE odd as fcuk! That's why I do not understand why women get so aerated about the fact that their 'standard' size 12 or whatever won't fit them properly. Put on the 14. FFS, put on the 16. No-one's gonna put a big neon "FAT" sign on your head just because you're wearing a bigger size.

Maple

shellyboo wrote: »

Shop sizes ARE odd as fcuk! That's why I do not understand why women get so aerated about the fact that their 'standard' size 12 or whatever won't fit them properly. Put on the 14. FFS, put on the 16. No-one's gonna put a big neon "FAT" sign on your head just because you're wearing a bigger size.

Tell me about it! And even within the one shop you can go up or down a size depending on the cut of the item. So what if you have to go up a size, if you think you look gorgeous and feel good in it then go for it. Its not like there are label police out there who'll start up an alarm if you happen to go up a size.

Dragan

shellyboo wrote: »

Can you though? I don't think you can. To my mind, the type of person who'd be wearing too-small trousers is the type of person who's possibly self-conscious about their body. I mean, the only reason I can see for someone to be wearing them is that they refuse to wear any size bigger than the size they usually wear (an affliction I see in a lot of my friends), or perhaps they have put on a bit of weight and their clothes are too tight.

What I mean, I suppose, is that unfortunately, not all women are sensible enough not to try squeeze into trousers that would cause such an affliction.

Shouldn't expect the rest of us to put up with it just because they have self esteem issues to be honest.:pac:

Crash

Heh, someone commented on men have problems earlier and about pull and bear having bad cuts. Its not just women - I have jeans from a couple of places in the states that I picked up that have significantly less erm...storage space in the front than jeans over here. Meaning that unless things are arranged properly, you could very well get done for shoplifting leaving the butchers. So if this can be an issue in mens (and one you dont normally notice in changing rooms cus, well, they're cold ) then this can be a reasonable excuse from time to time for the ladies.

Then others just think they can smuggle out two slabs of gammon and no one will notice :P

Nursy

Afternoon Folks....
Jumping in....
I would expect my friends to tell me if I had a problem with my jeans...or anything else embarrassing...I know I do... and expect honesty in return from them. :pac:

Anti

Nursy wrote: »

Afternoon Folks....
Jumping in....
I would expect my friends to tell me if I had a problem with my jeans...or anything else embarrassing...I know I do... and expect honesty in return from them. :pac:

Well at least one woman in here can handle the truth !

shellyboo

Hey, I can handle the truth, too! I'm just well aware that a hell of a lot of women are pretty much crippled with body issues. While it would be lovely to just tell them to cop on and pull their trousers out of their twat, it's not really that simple.