Boards Beers 20! Hallowe'en Extravaganza

WindSock

Hi All, just to let you know that there is a sitewide outgoing adventure this Hallowe'en. It will be the 20th of it's kind and all people from all fora are welcome to come along, it doesn't matter if you have never been or wish to take a friend along, everyone is welcome. The only rule is to dress up and have fun. This year we are thinking of a forum theme, so if you would like to dress up as something that would reflect the Ladies Lounge, then go right ahead! Otherwise any old costume will do.

The date is scheduled for November the 1st in T.P Smiths in Dublin.

Here is the official thread in the Events Forum.

Itching Twanus

WindSock wrote: »

Hi All, just to let you know that there is a sitewide outgoing adventure this Hallowe'en. It will be the 20th of it's kind and all people from all fora are welcome to come along, it doesn't matter if you have never been or wish to take a friend along, everyone is welcome. The only rule is to dress up and have fun. This year we are thinking of a forum theme, so if you would like to dress up as something that would reflect the Ladies Lounge, then go right ahead! Otherwise any old costume will do.

The date is scheduled for November the 1st in T.P Smiths in Dublin.

Here is the official thread in the Events Forum.

Twitching Anus will be there. Going to ride one of the boards women and then post an amusing critique of her afterwards.

Nevyn

Those who are site banned are not welcome at boards offical events.

Nursy

WindSock wrote: »

This year we are thinking of a forum theme, so if you would like to dress up as something that would reflect the Ladies Lounge, then go right ahead!

The date is scheduled for November the 1st in T.P Smiths in Dublin.

Here is the official thread in the Events Forum.

Ahhh..ahhhh defo asking for trouble... right now got loads of crazy ideas goind through my mind!!!

WindSock

Translate those ideas into costume and you may just win a prize*













*Prize does not include the satisfaction of a ride from Itching Twanus

Nevyn

/me ponders how to dress up as a mooncup...

monkeyfudge

It's going to take a lot to out do that Pretty Woman outfit someone was wearing last year.

WindSock

But no-one was dressed up as Pre.......oh :eek:

c - 13

Thaedydal wrote: »

/me ponders how to dress up as a mooncup...

You could just make a giant one out of papier maiche and wear it as a sort of hat mayhaps ?

WindSock

Or stick a plunger on your head. Minus the stick.

Nursy

ahhh...no... too late just received my outfit today..
I love it... was made for "moi"...:)
Hopefully people will like it too....ah sure what am I saying men love anything tight and short anyway..hi.hi

WindSock wrote: »

Translate those ideas into costume and you may just win a prize*













*Prize does not include the satisfaction of a ride from Itching Twanus

Shiminay

We're teaming up with the good folk from thecostumeshop.ie to bring you a competition!!!

To celebrate their new Commercial Interaction Forum and the fact that this is the 20th Official Beers, they're giving us 20 Drinks for the winner(s) of this competition.

So what do you have to do to win?

The prize will be given to the person(s) who best represent their favourite board. I'm gonna be posting this on some of our more popular boards to make sure everyone knows about it. So if you're a regular at Yore Ma's you might wanna be pint of plain, or if you love Gardening, come as a bunch of flowers, MMA people can come as a Vanilla Gorilla (I get jokes) - you get the idea.

Creativity will be rewarded!

[terms and conditions]

• Competition is open to members, mods, smods and admins alike - we're all equal when standing at the bar!
• You must be over 18 to enter as you must be over 18 to be in a licenced premesis after 9pm
• All intended entrants must let me know who they are on the night before 10pm so I can consider your entry. I'll make myself known to everyone, so don't worry!
• The prize may be split as I see fit - it's just for fun more than anything else, so someone getting snotty about it will go in my bad books and make me a sad panda.
• thecostumeshop.ie's involvement has all been sanctioned by the Admins and there's no shilling going on here

Big thanks to Ronan/Fancy Dresser for his help and generosity with this competition - if you're stuck for costume ideas, get on over to their forum where he'll be happy to help.

The Official Beers thread is here on the Events board, so get busy!

Twitchin Ganus

Thaedydal wrote: »

Those who are site banned are not welcome at boards offical events.

Hi,

Thanks for the heads up, but I'm not actually too worried about that. It's not like anyone knows who I am.

The lucky lady won't find out who she's dallying with until she sees the full and frank account of her encuntment emblazoned here.

Kind regards,
Twitching Anus

Jules

Do you not get bored!

Bitching Anus

I'd probably have lost interest in this long ago if I hadn't been banned.

By the way, to Thaediddle's point, the announcement for this event is posted in the prison forum as well, inviting the site banned users to come along.

Madame Razz

Itching Twanus wrote: »

Twitching Anus will be there. Going to ride one of the boards women and then post an amusing critique of her afterwards.

You wish mate....

In your dreams Darling:rolleyes:

Zaph

Bitching Anus wrote: »

I'd probably have lost interest in this long ago if I hadn't been banned.

It never ceases to amuse me how the most tiresome trolls seem to think they're amusing and original by constantly re-regging. Been done a million times, we've enough one trick ponies around here to start a circus.

Nevyn

Well really I doubt tht any of the ladies are that desperate to go shag a randomer even at a beers, ladies I suggest that you try asseratain who you are talking to by verifing who they are with people you know or at least know of

I am very much looking forward to this the venue is great.

Dragan

Twitchin Ganus wrote: »

Hi,

Thanks for the heads up, but I'm not actually too worried about that. It's not like anyone knows who I am.

The lucky lady won't find out who she's dallying with until she sees the full and frank account of her encuntment emblazoned here.

Kind regards,
Twitching Anus

LoL.

Make sure they are not over 30 mate.

Also, glad you like my Digital Arts efforts.

randylonghorn

Twitchin Ganus wrote: »

Hi,

Thanks for the heads up, but I'm not actually too worried about that. It's not like anyone knows who I am.

The lucky lady won't find out who she's dallying with until she sees the full and frank account of her encuntment emblazoned here.

Kind regards,
Twitching Anus

Given your nick, wouldn't you be more likely to get your real itch scratched by one of the guys from the LGB forum? Someone might be willing to give you a pity shag if you ask really nicely.

Nevyn

randylonghorn wrote: »

Given your nick, wouldn't you be more likely to get your real itch scratched by one of the guys from the LGB forum? Someone might be willing to give you a pity shag if you ask really nicely.

Nah see I reckon his issue is that really what does it for him is getting get rightly buggered by a woman using a strap on and he hasn't come to terms with this.

randylonghorn

Ah, you could be right, it would explain why he's so anxious to come to the Hallowe'en Beers! Anyone know whether Pam or Tara are scheduled to put in an appearance?

JaneyMc

Someone's gonna say the Pink Ladies. Not very creative though.

LightningBolt

Does that mean someones going to the event with a strap-on?:D

shellyboo

LightningBolt wrote: »

Does that mean someones going to the event with a strap-on?:D

Does that mean people go to social events WITHOUT strap-ons? Bizarre behaviour.

Nursy

Ummm.... I am sure I can make it work with my outfit!!
I wouldn't want to feel left out!

ChickCool

Itching Twanus wrote: »

Twitching Anus will be there. Going to ride one of the boards women and then post an amusing critique of her afterwards.

For someone who came onto boards supposedly to research opinions you've really let yourself down and shown everyone what a tool you are. Is it any wonder nobody takes you slightly seriously?

Also has it not occurred to you the lady in question is likely to post a terrifically awful critique of you afterwards, your name suggests you need a lot more than a map to get the deed done

ChickCool

Has anyone got any ideas for ladies lounge costumes????

Nursy

Following on from one of the threads I suggest this...
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2007/12/marc-jacobs-camel-toe.jpg


More seriously it depends of the message you want to convey if any...:pac:
You could take it literally and dress as a lady with a moustache...Little britain style...or a desperate housewife.... or any tool/device related to ladies..hi..hi...and why not go as Eve!!!

Right I'd better stop I think I am going way over the top with this.

Good Luck!

ChickCool wrote: »

Has anyone got any ideas for ladies lounge costumes????

Nursy

http://www.painfullyhip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/marc_jacobs_camel_toe_final.jpg

ChickCool

we cant all go as giant camel toes or goddesses!!! ladies any ideas to reflect the forum?

Nursy

true..too bad... I would be in favor of the giant camel toes for all:D:D:D:D
Ah crushing my dreams...
Seriously though it's hard to find something!!!!
I am not going to bother...I 'll either wear my nurse outfit or my new costume...
I'll see what I can gather from my lady friends ...just in case

ChickCool wrote: »

we cant all go as giant camel toes or goddesses!!! ladies any ideas to reflect the forum?

JaneyMc

ChickCool wrote: »

we cant all go as giant camel toes or goddesses!!! ladies any ideas to reflect the forum?

Someone said to me recently, the Ladies Lounge is like a bad episode of SATC. Some people could go as those ladies and give into the stereotype. Or we could all go as bunny boilers. Or giant handbags.

ChickCool

Pretty good ones janeymc but how many of us have the fancy satc clothes to spare to be wrecked in tps? I like the bunny boiler

Nevyn

Excuse me why do you think your clothes will get wrecked whil you are out in a pub as nice as T.P. Smiths ?

ChickCool

woah no need to get offended clothes get wrecked on a night out

Nevyn

I am not offended, I am bewildered by your statement.
Can't say I have had any of my clothes wrecked on a boards night out.
Then again I don't smoke, don't drink to the stage that I throw up or fall about the place or don't offend people so that I get drinks or ice poured over me.

LolaDub

I've had plenty of my clothes wrecked on a night out,its amazing the things that can get on you when you're just having a few drinks, drinks get spilled in crowded bars, you don't have to offend people for that to happen. I think the biggest culprit is late night food places or joining friends outside when they're smoking

JaneyMc

Yeah my shoes got wrecked the nocturnal beers from the rain. Also had someone rip my top before when their bracelet caught on it.


Then there was the time I stumbled on the cobbles and fell in a puddle. Or when I cut my arm on a shard of glass and blood poured all over my white top.

These things happen.

Nursy

JaneyMc wrote: »

Someone said to me recently, the Ladies Lounge is like a bad episode of SATC. Some people could go as those ladies and give into the stereotype. Or we could all go as bunny boilers. Or giant handbags.

I like the giant handbags idea...:D:D

Degsy

Thaedydal wrote: »

don't offend people so that I get drinks or ice poured over me.

You just hang in there!;)

Nevyn

Degsy wrote: »

You just hang in there!;)

Ha with the current state of play I may give the beers a miss tbh :P

panda100

As much as Id love to go as camel toe or a mooncup, how about Sister Zaphora as Henry the 8th with his 6 wives, all representing the ladies lounge.
Meh,I've been watching too much Tudors and thats the best I can come up with.

WindSock

If you are going along, don't forget to add to the poll so Kharn can make up the numbers (for the food :pac:)

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055368680

girl_friday

anyone know what time it starts at?? Or more importantly what time are people going in for?? Don't want to be first in but also don't want to miss all the fun!!

Nevyn

8pm onwards

shellyboo

I'll be there with bells on*



*costume may or may not include or consist of bells

girl_friday

shellyboo wrote: »

I'll be there with bells on*



*costume may or may not include or consist of bells

Yay!! *does happy dance* *

*may or may not be as a result of overexposure to overexcited children!!

JaneyMc

I'm really looking forward to dressing up, I didn't dress up last year and barely made the effort the year before. Time to make up for it!

Nevyn

Yep got mine sorted looking forward to it.

g'em

Thaedydal wrote: »

Yep got mine sorted looking forward to it.

I can't wait to see your outfit