Town On Junior Night

HouseHippo

My idea of Hell....

The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see, playing Cascada on their phones, and puking in doorways from their naggin of vodka they think the bouncer wont smell . Lost in a see of Mullets and fe-mullets alike just trying to get my bus....


I can only imagine the number of unplanned teenage pregancies happening in various lanes around town and of course the toilet in Redz

AlmightyCushion

HouseHippo wrote: »

The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see, playing Cascada on their phones, and puking in doorways from their naggin of vodka they think the bouncer wont smell . Lost in a see of Mullets and fe-mullets alike just trying to get my bus....

Remove the jailbait part of that post and you've pretty much summed up every other night of the year.

Captain Darling

Dunno why i'm asking on this thread, but was Old Snypey posting on boards tonight???

HouseHippo

Not at 6 o'clock in the Day

kowloon

So like a regular Friday night then!

Edit: Almightycushion got there first.

HouseHippo

Captain Darling wrote: »

Dunno why i'm asking on this thread, but was Old Snypey posting on boards tonight???

I say he's busy given the occassion

Captain Darling

HouseHippo wrote: »

I say he's busy given the occassion

Hmmm.... interesting..........

HouseHippo

I say we join him, dressing like 20 year olds means they should be rode like 20 year olds

Captain Darling

HouseHippo wrote: »

I say we join him, dressing like 20 year olds means they should be rode like 20 year olds

I dont think that'll stand up in court. Oooooopppppssss.:D

HouseHippo

Captain Darling wrote: »

I dont think that'll stand up in court. Oooooopppppssss.:D

There isn't any statutory rape laws here anymore...

Thanks to our government they are ripe for the pickin

I know the next words outta my mouth will be "I swear I didn't know"

Holsten

You left out one key detail... where.. exactly?!

jesus_thats_gre

****, was it junior cert result night tonight? doh

hussey

HouseHippo wrote: »

The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see,

pics or GTFO

Dudess

HouseHippo wrote: »

The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see, playing Cascada on their phones, and puking in doorways

[Certain AH posters]Aw yeah, ****ing hot, giggidy, jackpot etc[/Certain AH posters]

In another context: [Certain AH posters]****ing skanky knacker slappers[/Certain AH posters]

AlmightyCushion

Dudess wrote: »

[Certain AH posters]Aw yeah, ****ing hot, giggidy, jackpot etc[/Certain AH posters]

In another context: [Certain AH posters]****ing skanky knacker slappers[/Certain AH posters]

And some posters would be both at the same time.

Insect Overlord

HouseHippo wrote: »

My idea of Hell....

The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see, playing Cascada on their phones, and puking in doorways from their naggin of vodka they think the bouncer wont smell . Lost in a see of Mullets and fe-mullets alike just trying to get my bus....


I can only imagine the number of unplanned teenage pregancies happening in various lanes around town and of course the toilet in Redz

Down with that sort of thing!

Dave147

My sister was out for JC night, young boys died tonight as a result of my protectiveness Nah I just got langers and only realised it at about 11pm..

Captain Darling

An Fhile wrote: »

Down with that sort of thing!

Obligatory 'Careful now!'

....shell....

My brother was out . . . .he came home in one piece anyway . . .

Lillyella

HouseHippo wrote: »

There isn't any statutory rape laws here anymore...

Thanks to our government they are ripe for the pickin

I know the next words outta my mouth will be "I swear I didn't know"

Thats rather sick. These girls are 14/15.

nycman

Lillyella wrote: »

Thats rather sick. These girls are 14/15.

I concur, Ewww....

admiralofthefleet

just home..was meant to meet snyper but he never turned up, must have been busy

Mossy Monk

Lillyella wrote: »

Thats rather sick. These girls are 14/15.

You are so right. Pitchforks at the ready.

hussey

HouseHippo wrote: »

There isn't any statutory rape laws here anymore...

Thanks to our government they are ripe for the pickin

I know the next words outta my mouth will be "I swear I didn't know"

are you not like 16 anyway?

Insect Overlord

Lillyella wrote: »

Thats rather sick. These girls are 14/15.

I wouldn't get so worked up about it. I believe HouseHippo was using a little something known as irony. :cool:

Xavi6

Straight down the chemist in the morning for the panic pill

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Insect Overlord

Sully wrote: »

I love the Google Ads at the bottom of this thread:-

All hail the wonders of internet advertising! Somebody's got to make a fail/you're-not-doing-it-right picture out of that.

In other news, my little sister survived her night out, and not only stayed sober but also came home complaining about the state of her peers. I'd be proud of her, if only she hadn't worn so much fake tan :eek:

Holsten

hussey wrote: »

pics or GTFO

+1

captainzapp

I was wondering why I felt so old last night. I was in wax and I swear there was a 13 year old kid there. We did actually get a picture of him as well. He was tiny!

Quazzie

Sully wrote: »

I love the Google Ads at the bottom of this thread:-

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mr-aido

i live in westmeath in kinnegad and i swear the things those girls wore last night where unreal and the wer all langerd wen the got turnd dwn at the door the tryd to jump the back wall where they would get caught by the bouncers and then ****d out again the small town of kinnegad was full of cops last night waitin 4 sum old pervert to try get a glimpse of young taco

HouseHippo

HouseHippo wrote: »

My idea of Hell....

The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see, playing Cascada on their phones, and puking in doorways from their naggin of vodka they think the bouncer wont smell . Lost in a see of Mullets and fe-mullets alike just trying to get my bus....


I can only imagine the number of unplanned teenage pregancies happening in various lanes around town and of course the toilet in Redz

Fag, tbh.

Also, lmao @ "young taco". I was in the chipper last night and a group of about 4 or 5 20-something yr olds were ahead of me in the queue. One of them ordered a 'junior box', much to the delight of his compatriots.

Dudess

HouseHippo's a gal.

And yeah, any guy who doesn't find such girls attractive is most definitely a "fag"...
What could be hotter than the girls described...?

Quazzie

Dudess wrote: »

HouseHippo's a gal.

And yeah, any guy who doesn't find such girls attractive is most definitely a "fag"...
What could be hotter than the girls described...?

girl on girl.. me likesy

Lillyella

An Fhile wrote: »

I wouldn't get so worked up about it. I believe HouseHippo was using a little something known as irony. :cool:

Yeah, got so worked up I cried.

pickarooney

Passed the local secondary school this morning - it seems the uniform is white hot-pants.

Dudess

Don't forget to add in the obligatory "giggidy" :pac:

pickarooney

It's an all-boys school.

Sherifu

How many did you bag? c====3

Turd Ferguson

In all seriousness people....who scored last night?
Come on now, hands up


o/

Turd Ferguson

Sherifu wrote: »

How many did you bag? c====3

I think 8===D is better

Sherifu

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I think 8===D is better

Looks disfigured. I get round to your local GP dude.

Homer

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

girl on girl.. me likesy

Two girls.. One cup... Diggity Diggity!

Turd Ferguson

Sherifu wrote: »

Looks disfigured. I get round to your local GP dude.

I did, he said it was the weirdest looking vagina he's ever seen. It took me about 20 minutes to convince him I was male

CursedSkeptic

HouseHippo wrote: »

My idea of Hell....

The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see, playing Cascada on their phones, and puking in doorways from their naggin of vodka they think the bouncer wont smell . Lost in a see of Mullets and fe-mullets alike just trying to get my bus....


I can only imagine the number of unplanned teenage pregancies happening in various lanes around town and of course the toilet in Redz

As a previous poster stated, this is not dissimilar to the standard experience if one adds several years to the age of those involved. Any experience I have had of socialising in town has been so utterly abhorrent that I have to wonder how it has become such a popular activity. It truly disgusting on almost every level.

el_tiddlero

HouseHippo wrote: »

they think the bouncer wont smell

Since when do bouncers smell you to determine your age??

Lil' Smiler

I was driving behind a garda car last night, it pulled over as it saw a group of teeny boppers locked on the street corner. One guy in particular stumbled off, claiming he hadn't been drinking..the very obvious 1 litre of tesco Vodka in his hand said otherwise..hehehe!

el_tiddlero

el_tiddlero wrote: »

Since when do bouncers smell you to determine your age??

They don't do it to check your age, they do it to stop drunken teeny-boppers getting into U-18's, "no alcohol allowed" nights in discos.

LDO.

thelordofcheese

el_tiddlero wrote: »

Since when do bouncers smell you to determine your age??

I hear they can smell your fear.


No, wait. Thats velcoraptors.... never mind.

Turd Ferguson

thelordofcheese wrote: »

Thats velcoraptors

A Velocoraptor made of velcro?