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Town On Junior Night

HouseHippo

My idea of Hell....

The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see, playing Cascada on their phones, and puking in doorways from their naggin of vodka they think the bouncer wont smell . Lost in a see of Mullets and fe-mullets alike just trying to get my bus....

I can only imagine the number of unplanned teenage pregancies happening in various lanes around town and of course the toilet in Redz

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AlmightyCushion

HouseHippo wrote: »

The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see, playing Cascada on their phones, and puking in doorways from their naggin of vodka they think the bouncer wont smell . Lost in a see of Mullets and fe-mullets alike just trying to get my bus....

Remove the jailbait part of that post and you've pretty much summed up every other night of the year.

Captain Darling

Dunno why i'm asking on this thread, but was Old Snypey posting on boards tonight???

HouseHippo

Not at 6 o'clock in the Day

kowloon

So like a regular Friday night then!

Edit: Almightycushion got there first.

HouseHippo

Captain Darling wrote: »

Dunno why i'm asking on this thread, but was Old Snypey posting on boards tonight???

I say he's busy given the occassion

Captain Darling

HouseHippo wrote: »

I say he's busy given the occassion

Hmmm.... interesting..........

HouseHippo

I say we join him, dressing like 20 year olds means they should be rode like 20 year olds

Captain Darling

HouseHippo wrote: »

I say we join him, dressing like 20 year olds means they should be rode like 20 year olds

I dont think that'll stand up in court. Oooooopppppssss.:D

HouseHippo

Captain Darling wrote: »

I dont think that'll stand up in court. Oooooopppppssss.:D

There isn't any statutory rape laws here anymore...

Thanks to our government they are ripe for the pickin

I know the next words outta my mouth will be "I swear I didn't know"

Holsten

You left out one key detail... where.. exactly?!

jesus_thats_gre

****, was it junior cert result night tonight? doh

hussey

HouseHippo wrote: »

The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see,

pics or GTFO

Dudess

HouseHippo wrote: »

The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see, playing Cascada on their phones, and puking in doorways

[Certain AH posters]Aw yeah, ****ing hot, giggidy, jackpot etc[/Certain AH posters]

In another context: [Certain AH posters]****ing skanky knacker slappers[/Certain AH posters]

AlmightyCushion

Dudess wrote: »

[Certain AH posters]Aw yeah, ****ing hot, giggidy, jackpot etc[/Certain AH posters]

In another context: [Certain AH posters]****ing skanky knacker slappers[/Certain AH posters]

And some posters would be both at the same time.

Insect Overlord

HouseHippo wrote: »

My idea of Hell....

The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see, playing Cascada on their phones, and puking in doorways from their naggin of vodka they think the bouncer wont smell . Lost in a see of Mullets and fe-mullets alike just trying to get my bus....

I can only imagine the number of unplanned teenage pregancies happening in various lanes around town and of course the toilet in Redz

Down with that sort of thing!

Dave147

My sister was out for JC night, young boys died tonight as a result of my protectiveness

Nah I just got langers and only realised it at about 11pm..

Captain Darling

An Fhile wrote: »

Down with that sort of thing!

Obligatory 'Careful now!'

....shell....

My brother was out . . . .he came home in one piece anyway . . .

Lillyella

HouseHippo wrote: »

There isn't any statutory rape laws here anymore...

Thanks to our government they are ripe for the pickin

I know the next words outta my mouth will be "I swear I didn't know"

Thats rather sick. These girls are 14/15.

nycman

Lillyella wrote: »

Thats rather sick. These girls are 14/15.

I concur, Ewww....

admiralofthefleet

just home..was meant to meet snyper but he never turned up, must have been busy

Mossy Monk

Lillyella wrote: »

Thats rather sick. These girls are 14/15.

You are so right. Pitchforks at the ready.

hussey

HouseHippo wrote: »

There isn't any statutory rape laws here anymore...

Thanks to our government they are ripe for the pickin

I know the next words outta my mouth will be "I swear I didn't know"

are you not like 16 anyway?

Insect Overlord

Lillyella wrote: »

Thats rather sick. These girls are 14/15.

I wouldn't get so worked up about it. I believe HouseHippo was using a little something known as irony. :cool:

Xavi6

Straight down the chemist in the morning for the panic pill

Sully

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Insect Overlord

Sully wrote: »

I love the Google Ads at the bottom of this thread:-

All hail the wonders of internet advertising! Somebody's got to make a fail/you're-not-doing-it-right picture out of that.

In other news, my little sister survived her night out, and not only stayed sober but also came home complaining about the state of her peers. I'd be proud of her, if only she hadn't worn so much fake tan :eek:

Holsten

hussey wrote: »

pics or GTFO

captainzapp

I was wondering why I felt so old last night. I was in wax and I swear there was a 13 year old kid there. We did actually get a picture of him as well. He was tiny!

Quazzie

Sully wrote: »

I love the Google Ads at the bottom of this thread:-

WTF is the story with that ads. Are they new or have I just never noticed them before. Maybe its just my JC hangover but they are really pissing my off today!!