Amanda Brunker sex tape shocker

calex71 · 10-09-2008 1:00pm #1

:eek:

just caught the headline in the mirror or some other rag as i was passing a shop at lunch time, seems she paid €500 to get it back form an ex

some bingo wing fetish tape id say, we probably all owe her a dept of gratitude for keeping it off the interwebs :P

Red Alert · 10-09-2008 1:02pm

I bet it's on youtube.

_feedback_ · 10-09-2008 1:03pm

calex71 wrote: »

:eek:

just caught the headline in the mirror or some other rag as i was passing a shop at lunch time, seems she paid €500 to get it back form an ex

some bingo wing fetish tape id say, we probably all owe her a dept of gratitude for keeping it off the interwebs :P

Probably would be useless anyway ... unless it was filmed for widescreen.

stovelid · 10-09-2008 1:06pm

The only shocker here is that her P.R still think that starting false sex-tape rumours (when your client has a 'novel' out) is still in anyway original or effective.

junior_apollo · 10-09-2008 1:08pm

I'd tap that... :cool:

calex71 · 10-09-2008 1:09pm

stovelid wrote: »

The only shocker here is that her P.R still think that starting false sex-tape rumours (when your client has a 'novel' out) is still in anyway original or effective.

yes id call for pics-or-it-didnt-happen but ....... (insert puking smilie here)

Karoma · 10-09-2008 1:09pm

I had to Google her name...one of the most flattering results: "Amanda Brunker's A Hot Heifer..."

*mutters something about Celebs & Showbiz but doesn't move because he's unsure they'd take it*

vodkadub · 10-09-2008 1:12pm

i wouldnt call it a shocker, she looks a bit dirty

Dragan · 10-09-2008 1:14pm

I heard the story was the other way around.

He paid her to stop her putting out the tape.

I mean, why would you want video evidence floating about of sexin that yolk?

mike65 · 10-09-2008 1:15pm

Obligitory youtube clip, pass the bucket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv7wlauBLUs

Mike

GAAman · 10-09-2008 1:15pm

€500? The tiny sum of money shows the ridiculousness of this

I would pay that amount of money for her to **** off

EDIT: I call for mike to be banned and castrated for postin that

Karoma · 10-09-2008 1:16pm

vodkadub wrote: »

i wouldnt call it a shocker, she looks a bit dirty

Maybe it was a different kind of 'shocker'...

_feedback_ · 10-09-2008 1:17pm

vodkadub wrote: »

i wouldnt call it a shocker, she looks a bit dirty

Yeah in fairness, I’d say she’d be some yoke to go, if you got the chance to throw it in to her

Dragan · 10-09-2008 1:17pm

Karoma wrote: »

Maybe it was a different kind of 'shocker'...

As in, DVDA?

ejmaztec · 10-09-2008 1:18pm

With a heifer? I thought bestiality was illegal.

vodkadub · 10-09-2008 1:19pm

Karoma wrote: »

Maybe it was a different kind of 'shocker'...

two in the pink, one in the stink im sure shes into that, filthy head on her

topper75 · 10-09-2008 1:21pm

You have to be famous first - then have a fuss about a sex tape.

Don't think it works the other way around.

and2 · 10-09-2008 1:25pm

junior_apollo wrote: »

I'd tap that... :cool:

+1

Galvasean · 10-09-2008 1:25pm

She should have done the classy thing ala Paris Hilton. Let the tape go online, but ask for a share of the profits.

vodkadub · 10-09-2008 1:33pm

she has a face worthy of degrading sexual acts

all the stars · 10-09-2008 1:35pm

Why is that frikkin woman on everything?
Does anybody even have a *useful/intellegant* quote from her?

Like, i dont care about anything she has to say... and i dont care about the NEW diet she's on every other week. And why is she on the Ad for "controvertial" guests appearing on Bog 2 this season? :rolleyes:

all the stars · 10-09-2008 1:37pm

topper75 wrote: »

You have to be famous first - then have a fuss about a sex tape.

Don't think it works the other way around.

Actually... thats why Kim Kardashian is "famous" AHEM
If you could call it that...Then everyone thought "oh wow.. she has an ass the size of small bus... lets pay attention to her"

p-flaps · 10-09-2008 1:41pm

i would deffo get up on her, she has lost a tonne of weight (literally) but still has the heavy hangers.

i hope this movie gets out, ill be belly boxin the sh1te outta meself!!

FlutterinBantam · 10-09-2008 1:47pm

stovelid wrote: »

The only shocker here is that her P.R still think that starting false sex-tape rumours (when your client has a 'novel' out) is still in anyway original or effective.

Probably the only time I will ever agree with you.

He heh, amazing though that otherwise intelligent people don't see thru all this hype.
There are people out there who are riding us ragged!!!
Hard necked bastids who know the vulnerability of the "herd" ,and know how to use the media to achieve their goals= screw the public for anything they can get.The old networking trick...quid pro quo.

Wise up people.Don't throw your hard earned dosh at shapers and fluffballs.

tonc76 · 10-09-2008 1:56pm

What chances of her steping out of a car next week with her growler on display??

jester77 · 10-09-2008 2:15pm

Never heard of her and can't be arsed yahooing her name...
what is it she is supposed to be famous for? Is she another one of these Jordan and whatever her name was that OD'd a while back?

Call Me Jimmy · 10-09-2008 2:19pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

I thought bestiality was illegal.

I'de just like to point out that nobody has confirmed this yet... like I don't care like, what do I care? just interested in the answer, that's all...

Holsten · 10-09-2008 2:19pm

Who?

ShagNastii · 10-09-2008 2:23pm

tonc76 wrote: »

What chances of her steping out of a car next week with her growler on display??

God I never tire of people using the word growler!! It rocks

gixerfixer · 10-09-2008 2:59pm

I've never seen or heard of her before and not going to waste my time googling her. She looks like a right dirty ****.

Pighead · 10-09-2008 3:08pm

It's disgusting that somebody would try and extort money from an ex partner over a sex tape. Pighead would never ever ever stoop so low as to put a private tape out to the general public.

"Fair play to ya Pighead, a man of morals" the crowd shout out. The crowd are wrong though. Pighead's terrible love making skills and his teeny weeny todger would be the main reasons for the lack of extorting. Nobody must ever know.

vodkadub · 10-09-2008 3:10pm

shes worth donkey punching

biko · 10-09-2008 3:15pm

Glued to the boner

thefinalstage · 10-09-2008 3:17pm

I would tap that. There, I said it.

mancity1 · 10-09-2008 3:19pm

I think Brunker is shooting that movie right now at the field behind my gaff :eek:.....my bad just a sheep getting some maaaaaaaaaaaaaa love....damn i swear it was her but after 10 minutes viewing its not

Zzippy · 10-09-2008 3:28pm

This has to be the most ridiculous made-up piece of sh1t story ever in a newspaper. I mean, we're supposed to believe that some lad actually allowed himself to be filmed shaggin that yoke?! :rolleyes:

topper75 wrote: »

You have to be famous first - then have a fuss about a sex tape.
Don't think it works the other way around.

Abi Titmuss anyone?

pwp · 10-09-2008 3:31pm

Why do people make these sex tapes when they can come back to haunt them? Seems silly to me.

Naos · 10-09-2008 3:38pm

I too would tap it.

Cyrus · 10-09-2008 3:42pm

ShagNastii wrote: »

God I never tire of people using the word growler!! It rocks

+1

dlofnep · 10-09-2008 3:46pm

Who's Amanda Brunker?

Pighead · 10-09-2008 3:49pm

dlofnep wrote: »

Who's Amanda Brunker?

She was Ireland's first ever female Nobel Prize winner (For services to nucleur fusion mastication techniques) who has never been taken seriously because of her rather generously sized breasticles.

FlutterinBantam · 10-09-2008 3:54pm

Organs which she has shamelessly exploited and why not.

Its called networking.

Doesn't make her a celebrity though.

The Polish bint down at spar has bigger tits, but she is still a shopworker.

kmick · 10-09-2008 3:55pm

500 euro she paid him ha ha ha - he was obviously a heroin addict or something. Who sells out for 500 euro.

kf1920 · 10-09-2008 3:58pm

What a motivational tape!

He'd watch that realise how bad things were, and how far he's came

Turd Ferguson · 10-09-2008 4:23pm

She's no Patsy Palmer or Mary Harney, but I'd still ride the hole off her...

Dragan · 10-09-2008 4:32pm

Galvasean wrote: »

She should have done the classy thing ala Paris Hilton. Let the tape go online, but ask for a share of the profits.

Here's the question though, with a sex tape like "One Night in Paris" being common knowledge....how does that chick get laid?

She looks like a pretty terrible lay.

BrokenArrows · 10-09-2008 5:01pm

jester77 wrote: »

Never heard of her and can't be arsed yahooing her name...
what is it she is supposed to be famous for? Is she another one of these Jordan and whatever her name was that OD'd a while back?

yahooing!! listen its google or GTFO