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You HAVE the power...to take ONE show off the air forever.

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  • 27-08-2008 8:52pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭


    I was going to start a CSI haters thread but I thought I could make it a more diverse thread than that...

    C.S.I for me. I feel violently ill when I hear that theme tune come on...Where do I begin,

    The really intense colors used to mesmerize the masses of sheeps watching.
    Jerry Bruckheimer behind the scenes.
    The smug bastards winding their way through the most ridiculous clues, with dialogue consisting of...


    The respected Manly fella: "Looks like there has been a midget murdered"
    The nice looking Rookie:"Whats The murder weapon"
    The respected Manly fella:*crouches down on hunkers*
    The respected Manly fella:"A Lesser Spotted Owl"
    The nice looking Rookie:"I'll get it over to the lab"

    What I cant stand mostly is when Im in a room with people watching, and their gasping and oohhh'ing and ahhhh'ing and "I never would of guessed"

    So, the first smarty ass replies aside (guilty as charged)...have a bash!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,675 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    Sky "News"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,585 ✭✭✭Jerichoholic


    I'll take "Friends" off, and replace it with all the other sitcoms and movies it's ripped off over the years. Just think, there'd be at least 300 free hours per week in the schedules without it. Surely everyone's seen every episode 34 times by now, and if you still really want to watch it there are mental hospitals all over the country that can help.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,392 ✭✭✭Arthur Daley


    Big brother and all the other garbage it spawned.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Big Brother.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    ... and the winner is "friends" without a doubt - most over shown programme ever


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  • Registered Users Posts: 55,452 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    Nice idea for a thread, bravestarr.... Only one show? How do I choose?!? :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 420 ✭✭KrazeeEyezKilla


    While I'd be tempted to pick 24 the only real choice has to be the X Factor.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,649 ✭✭✭Catari Jaguar


    No! Not X factor, well keep the bad auditions and scrap the rest of the series.

    I'm going to pick a genre not a particular show: Celebrity Reality Shows

    Celebrity Big Brother
    Dancing on Ice
    Strictly Come Dancing
    I'm a Celebrity Get me Out of Here!
    The kitchen one
    Celebrity Love Island

    All MTV stuff: Shot of love with Tia Tequila, I Love New York, Flava of Love, Run's House, Hogan Knows Best, Kerry Katona, Cribs etc etc...

    Anything with Jade Goody, Calum Best or Paris Hilton

    Argh! Get out of my face!! :mad:


    And um... am I the only one who thinks Everybody hates Raymond ruins Paramount comedy??


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    The Hills.


  • Registered Users Posts: 55,452 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    Lil Kitten wrote: »
    No! Not X factor, well keep the bad auditions and scrap the rest of the series.

    I'm going to pick a genre not a particular show: Celebrity Reality Shows

    Celebrity Big Brother
    Dancing on Ice
    Strictly Come Dancing
    I'm a Celebrity Get me Out of Here!
    The kitchen one
    Celebrity Love Island
    The killer downfall of those shows is .... NO REAL CELEBRITIES!
    Celebrity Masterchef is really good though (although thats down to the show's format, and the people that do well genuinely CAN cook)
    And um... am I the only one who thinks Everybody hates Raymond ruins Paramount comedy??

    Nope. Will and Grace does that all by itself.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,476 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    Any talent show where the contestants do covers of already released songs. Can no one write an original song any more?

    Stars in their eyes, is my pet hate.


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    Winning streak.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,649 ✭✭✭Catari Jaguar


    Mr E wrote: »
    The killer downfall of those shows is .... NO REAL CELEBRITIES!
    Celebrity Masterchef is really good though (although thats down to the show's format, and the people that do well genuinely CAN cook)

    Nope. Will and Grace does that all by itself.

    I thought Will and Grace was on Living...

    Liz from Atomic Kitten that won Celebrity master chef has a slot on GMTV doing an on-the-cheap cookery show. I'm a sucker for cooking shows, especially Gordon Ramsay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Big brother and all the other garbage it spawned.

    I hate that show with a passion, nothing is more deserving of getting banished from the airwaves... NOTHING!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Can I pick a whole channel?

    TV3


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 51 ✭✭LittleBear


    Fair City because the acting is ab cat...Worst programme EVER! Fair ****ty!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    kraggy wrote: »
    Can I pick a whole channel?

    TV3

    No you most certainly cannot......:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Can't believe two people have already mentioned Friends! :eek:
    Fair enough, you can get rid of seasons 5-10. But I will never ever get tired of watching seasons 1-4 over and over.

    I would get rid of Lost. I used be a fan, before they killed off the interesting characters and kept focussing on the dull ones. Plus, Jack has to be the one of the most boring and irritating characters in TV history.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,601 ✭✭✭token56


    Any reality TV shows expecially Big Brother and any Irish reality TV show.
    Anything on MTV that is not actually to do with Music (especially those idiotic shows like "The Hill" etc).
    Agree with Everybody hates Raymond and not mad about Two and a half men being shown the whole time on Paramount.


  • Registered Users Posts: 831 ✭✭✭DubArk


    For me it has to be XPOSÉ on TV3 with their bloody EXCLUSIVE this and EXCLUSIVE that……. Bunch of anorexic fashion victims who wouldn’t know an exclusive if it fell out of their arses! :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 33,020 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Just about everything home produced - how come no-one's mentioned the Late Late yet...? Or Fairly Sh1tty?
    Mind you, RTE would probably replace it with somethign equally dire.

    And agree with the anything-on-MTV3 line.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    It should be Friends but E4 would of course fill the void with more Big Brother so its a win/loose situation at best.

    Mike


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,056 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    I'd go with Friends.

    The old ones were alright but it just went downhill really fast after Ross and Rachael broke up. And now they're always repeating it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭TarfHead


    The Simpsons.

    seriously

    I never found it as funny, as subversive and as genre-changing as others have claimed.

    IMHO it is nowhere close to being the 'best TV comedy of all time'. It litters the TV schedules in the same way as Friends and Scrubs do.

    I would not miss it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭Fletch123


    King of Queens/ Everybody Loves Raymond/ Two and a Half Men

    Hate them. Hate them. Hate them.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    BIG F***ING BROTHER!
    Location location location
    Relocation relocation
    Any and all of those.
    Actually if you just kept southpark, fam guy, american dad, the sopranos, the wire and the daily show you could get rid of absolutely everything else pretty much.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,394 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    Holsten wrote: »
    The Hills.


    By far the worst show I have ever seen


    Makes me leave the room when the girlfriend wants to watch it


  • Registered Users Posts: 250 ✭✭timbel


    Big Brother (+ all reality TV crap)
    token56 wrote: »
    Anything on MTV that is not actually to do with Music (especially those idiotic shows like "The Hill" etc).

    Does MTV actually play music anymore?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭madrab


    charmed, kill it now!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,056 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    timbel wrote:
    Does MTV actually play music anymore?
    They actually do. They show maybe one music video every few hours.

    It's still a disgrace if a channel. They shouldn't be allowed call themselves Music TeleVision is they won't have any music shows on it.


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