Would you drink breast milk?

slipss

Ok, inspired by the breast feeding in public thread I thought I'd throw this one out there. If human milk was on sale in the super market alongside the other dairy products would you drink it. Presuming it has been pasturised, the producers have been screened for disease ect obviously. Personally I never really understood why its not on sale, have a farm, milk the woman, pay them for the product. I mean it is supposed to be extremely healthy for you, boosts your immune system, ideal nutrition for human beings ect.

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Turd Ferguson

Are you offering?

Karl Hungus

Yes.

Sherifu

Fo shizzle.

AckwelFoley

id drink it, but to be honest im more of a dairy farmer, not a consumer

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Vegan so no, even if I wasn't I'd be a bit icked out by it I think. It'd want to be free range at least.

brianthebard

You'd have to knock up a woman,then take the calf from her,milk her,and when she runs dry repeat the process.What would you do with the calves op?

Podge2k7

FCUK NO!

Mint Sauce

brianthebard wrote: »

You'd have to knock up a woman,then take the calf from her,milk her,and when she runs dry repeat the process.What would you do with the calves op?

if their female, wait till their child bearing age and repeat process

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dont see human milk ever been produced/marketed/sold like this, far far to many ethical/humane/moral implications

slipss

brianthebard wrote: »

You'd have to knock up a woman,then take the calf from her,milk her,and when she runs dry repeat the process.What would you do with the calves op?

Now I'm no scientician but aren't women able to produce milk continuosly once they have babies as long as they continue to eat healthily and are milked regularly? They would do with the calves what mothers always do with thier calves, if its not broke don't fix it.

Dudess

Podge2k7 wrote: »

FCUK NO!

Why not?

Yeah OP, I would. I admit it would feel a bit weird initially cuz of how I've been socially and culturally conditioned, but Jesus, it's weird how that same society/culture has led me to believe it's ok to drink milk from a farm animal and not from my own species.

If it's good enough for babies then it's certainly good enough for adults.

slipss

irish-stew wrote: »

dont see human milk ever been produced/marketed/sold like this, far far to many ethical/humane/moral implications

Such as? I'm not suggesting women be chained in a shed and force fed crushed human brains and eyes mixed with hormones then milked round the clock while Beethoven plays in the backround or anything. It would be no different than a candlestick maker selling her candlesticks. Unless I'm over looking an obvious ethical issue?

brianthebard

slipss wrote: »

Now I'm no scientician but aren't woman able to produce milk continuosly once they have babies as long as they continue to eat healthily and are milked regularly? They would do with the calves what mothers always do with thier calves, if its not broke don't fix it.

im not a dairy farmer but i assumed yield fell off after a while?Also god yea i would,but only raw and direct from source!

dr.bollocko

Ezequiel Mango Stag wrote: »

Vegan so no, even if I wasn't I'd be a bit icked out by it I think. It'd want to be free range at least.

So if you wanted to raise a vegan child (And subject it to all the raised health risks associated with that) you couldn't feed it the one kind of food that is definitely 100% certain to be the only thing that is definitely food made for humans?
The mind actually boggles.

Karoma

Ezequiel Mango Stag wrote: »

Vegan so no, even if I wasn't I'd be a bit icked out by it I think. It'd want to be free range at least.

You're certainly not going to like my offer of cream so.
Were you a vegan at birth?


OP: No. It tastes horrible.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

dr.bollocko wrote: »

So if you wanted to raise a vegan child (And subject it to all the raised health risks associated with that) you couldn't feed it the one kind of food that is definitely 100% certain to be the only thing that is definitely food made for humans?
The mind actually boggles.

I'm sorry, I should have made it more obvious, I'm not an infant, I'm an adult.
I don't want children but if I did have them I would definitely breastfeed and not raise them vegan (though probably vegetarian because I can't cook meat due to my own entirely vegetarian childhood which did me absolutely no harm). Clearer?

Flojo

Nope not for me anyways, heard it's ment to taste sickly sweet.

dr.bollocko

Ezequiel Mango Stag wrote: »

I'm sorry, I should have made it more obvious, I'm not an infant, I'm an adult.
I don't want children but if I did have them I would definitely breastfeed and not raise them vegan (though probably vegetarian because I can't cook meat due to my own entirely vegetarian childhood which did me absolutely no harm). Clearer?

:eek:
So as an adult, your issue with the breast milk is that you cant have it because you are a vegan?
That's quite a strange one. I wonder what the general slant on that is from our other vegan brothers and sisters.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

dr.bollocko wrote: »

:eek:
So as an adult, your issue with the breast milk is that you cant have it because you are a vegan?
That's quite a strange one. I wonder what the general slant on that is from our other vegan brothers and sisters.

It was half in jest tbh, but seeing as I'm a vegan for reasons other than moral ones, I'd have much less of an issue with human milk than other milk as it's probably a lot better for you. Were you attacked by a vegan as a child or something?

slipss

Ezequiel Mango Stag wrote: »

Were you attacked by a vegan as a child or something?

Now thats just being silly, where would a vegan get the strenght to lift thier head up long enough to see someone to attack them?

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV

only if it were from a hotties boobies

dr.bollocko

Ezequiel Mango Stag wrote: »

It was half in jest tbh, but seeing as I'm a vegan for reasons other than moral ones, I'd have much less of an issue with human milk than other milk as it's probably a lot better for you. Were you attacked by a vegan as a child or something?

Vegans are generally too weak to attack people. Similar to most consumers of breast milk actually.

slipss

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Vegans are generally too weak to attack people. Similar to most consumers of breast milk actually.

heh, great minds and all that.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Vegans are generally too weak to attack people. Similar to most consumers of breast milk actually.

Till they start teething....hopefully my woefully low calcium levels* will nip that one in the bud

brianthebard

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV wrote: »

only if it were from a hotties boobies

lolz would dunnes own brand come from an ugly girl?

Havermeyer

I'd try it. It'd be strange to be repulsed by it when we do drink cow's milk.

I wouldn't be putting it on my cereal though.

dr.bollocko

slipss wrote: »

heh, great minds and all that.

I must remember to buy you a good rare steak.

Creamy Goodness

Flojo wrote: »

Nope not for me anyways, heard it's ment to taste sickly sweet.

yeh it does taste sweet.

dr.bollocko

Ezequiel Mango Stag wrote: »

Till they start teething....hopefully my woefully low calcium levels* will nip that one in the bud

That made me recoil a little.
Do babies really get ... toothy with the boobies?
/winces.

LadyE

dr.bollocko wrote: »

That made me recoil a little.
Do babies really get ... toothy with the boobies?
/winces.

Yes they do.

Some nursing mothers supply milk for milk banks, for babies who's mothers for some reason or another cant produce breastmilk, so, this is already going on.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

dr.bollocko wrote: »

That made me recoil a little.
Do babies really get ... toothy with the boobies?
/winces.

Dunno don't have any, I get asked a lot of questions about bewbs on here lately though....

dr.bollocko

Ezequiel Mango Stag wrote: »

Dunno don't have any, I get asked a lot of questions about bewbs on here lately though....

I think that's because to us AH hyenas, we can be pretty sure by your username and avatar that you are probably a girl or at the very least a dood pretending to be a girl, so conversation slowly reverts to bewbs.

Mint Sauce

brianthebard wrote: »

lolz would dunnes own brand come from an ugly girl?

think you have opened a whole new can of worms there brian, would dunnes dunnes brand be farmed different to another brand

mmm, free range breast milk, hotties walking around all day in the nip, free to wonder, compared to factory produced, aload of ugly birds all in one small room all day

:pac::pac::pac:

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I think that's because to us AH hyenas, we can be pretty sure by your username and avatar that you are probably a girl or at the very least a dood pretending to be a girl, so conversation slowly reverts to bewbs.

The male mind is such a beautiful thing

brianthebard

irish-stew wrote: »

think you have opened a whole new can of worms there brian, would dunnes dunnes brand be farmed different to another brand

mmm, free range breast milk, hotties walking around all day in the nip, free to wonder, compared to factory produced, aload of ugly birds all in one small room all day

:pac::pac::pac:

thats capitalism in action for you?Who's for veal? *runs*

dr.bollocko

Ezequiel Mango Stag wrote: »

The male mind is such a beautiful thing

No. The hot lesbian mind is a beautiful thing.
SUPERIOR THING are the words you were searching for.

JangoFett

I'd have to say no.

I would imagine that the only time I'd be offered is if I had a girl pregnant, maybe my future wife, if I decide to get married, and she asked me to drink it

I'd say no cuz it'd be like watching her on the toilet, it takes away some of the mystery of a woman. Just my opinion but I like to see women shrouded in some mystery

Mossy Monk

I don't drink normal milk so I wont drink breast milk.

marti101

dr.bollocko wrote: »

That made me recoil a little.
Do babies really get ... toothy with the boobies?
/winces.

Yes they can nip quite bad,it can get sore:D

Curlypinkie

A FFS
*Exits thread LOLlin her *ss off*

trout

I drank breast milk for almost a year ... AFAIR it was tasteh, but I was a docile child ... apparently.

christinadublin

Thats just weird now...

KnifeWRENCH

According to Susan, Carol's lesbian partner in FRIENDS, breast milk tastes like cantaloupe juice.

I'd probably try it once out of curiosity but I can't imagine pouring it on my bowl of Cornflakes in the morning.

trout

If you add breast milk to coffee ... you can hardly tell the difference.

Karoma

Ya weirdos.
/wanders off to finish La Teta i la lluna

Dave!

Yeah I would... especially if the chick is hot.

Calibos

Drinker randomers breast milk where I don't know what the donor looks like?? Nope. Lets just say I wouldn't buy 'Guaranteed Irish'. I'll be shopping down the polish shop. A pint of Milk, box of kleenex and a tub of vasoline please

Can't believe no one has posted this yet TBH....

Piste

No no no never not at all!



I can barely abide cows' milk, the thought of drinking human milk repulses me.

taidghbaby

ive drank worse

but for some reason i have to say no!!

Dudess

Calibos wrote: »

Drinker randomers breast milk where I don't know what the donor looks like?? Nope. Lets just say I wouldn't buy 'Guaranteed Irish'. I'll be shopping down the polish shop. A pint of Milk, box of kleenex and a tub of vasoline please

Do you only go for cow's milk produced by beautiful cows?

brianthebard

Dudess wrote: »

Do you only go for cow's milk produced by beautiful cows?

he's all about the purebred jerseys...