Whats the worst thing your dog has eaten?

orchidsrpretty

Sure this has been done a million times but thought it would be intresting to share what your doggies or indeed any other pet has destroyed on you. my dog has wreaked alot of things over the past two years. Expensive knickers, socks, flowers, cusions, not to mention the amount of food she has robbed off the kitchen counter! I think the worst was the other night, she was staying in my Dads and ate his prized Christmas cake(he has had this cake for years:eek:). He didn't take it too well! I tried to blame it on rats but he wasn't buying it:o

Oh just remembered; My mum was minding her one day and was convinced Nala had swallowed her false teeth!! Cue a trip to the vet for a x-ray(there was a little metal hooks on it) and €200 later we discovered she hadn't eaten it! About 1 week later my mum found it buried underneath the stairs!!

Halfdog

About 1/2 an ounce of hash. :mad:

orchidsrpretty

I wouldn't say is was:mad: for the dog!!! :D:D

Whispered

Halfdog wrote: »

About 1/2 an ounce of hash. :mad:

Suprised it didn't kill him :eek:

Sheep poo, he smelled like sheep everytime he farted for about a week.

Caroline B

Horse poo, then came and gave me a kiss.. nice.

and deer poo, other dogs poo sometimes, and of course underwear (clean or dirty)

GardenGal

About half a chocolate cake, 2/3 a pizza, a package of Oreos, lip balm, Crayons, highlighters, and lots of gum. (Not all at the same time of course but nonetheless).
I think he knows what not to eat and eats it --one thing NOT on the list would be his dog food, we can't seem to get him to eat that.


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Stheno

My wolfhound removed the oven door from the cooker, took a casserole out and ate it.

The cooker had to be replaced.

mobby

Half a bar of soap!! He was a West Ham supporter for a few days forever blowing bubbles

mary123

A frog that was toasted with the sun.

Bobeagleburger

yore ma !:D

had to get in there b4 any1 else!

Gary ITR

€50 he took from the coffee table

the merchant

my da's king charles ate a hearing aid and went deaf a week later! Honestly!
My dog once ate an entire roast chicken, bones and all.

rororoyourboat

My doggy has a bit of a grá for the aul' spiders. I'm not complaining though, keeps the house spider-free! :P

Rabies

A few years ago our St Bernard took the turkey off the table at Easter. She dined well that day

Honey-ec

My wedding shoes.:mad: Before the wedding. :mad::mad:

whitser

i had a pup eat a used condom once when i was walking him around the park, he swallowed before i could get it. passed right through him thank god.

glineli

his own waste, although thanks to some pineapple juice that is all sorted now!!!

Run_to_da_hills

Brothers dog has a liking for car seat belts. His two previous cars failed NCT on frayed and chewed seatbelts. He cut about a foot of frayed end off the belt before the last NCT, lets hope that the next owner of the car is not fat :eek:

miss no stars

My dog has a penchant for poo of any sort - dog, horse, cat, human (yes human.... someone was obviously out walking and felt the urge to go) After rolling in it, that is. He always feels the need to roll in the poo first and then eat what's left. My god he stinks afterwards.

piscean

Had a dog that ate a box of Paxo stuffing (the dried stuff you add water to) - we didn't realise he was in the room and closed the door on him only to discover him scratching down the door later trying to get out - he drank about 10 bowls of water after that event :P

Discostuy

miss no stars wrote: »

My dog has a penchant for poo of any sort - dog, horse, cat, human (yes human.... someone was obviously out walking and felt the urge to go) After rolling in it, that is. He always feels the need to roll in the poo first and then eat what's left. My god he stinks afterwards.

I just have to ask...how did you know it was human??

theonlygirl

Horse poo is a bad one, my kitchen smelled like a stable next morning and there was bits of hay in his own poo afterwards. Also dvd's, butternut squash peelings and my vat returns. He's a random little guy

wazzoraybelle

had a norweigan elk hound that ate a felt tipped marker, He spent the rest of the day vomitting in different colours as the acid in his stomach seperated the colour!! My back yard was technicoloured for a month!!

Archeron

My springer seems to have a food fetish for balloons. Every time he sees one he goes mental, and wont stop til he bursts, then eats it.
Its weird when you're cleaning the garden and a piece of his waste falls apart to reveal a luminous orange balloon inside

KnifeWRENCH

My neighbour's dog somehow managed to eat his own lead!

The lead went in one end, came out the other. Was not a comfortable experience for him or the owner. (She gave him to a new owner after a while because he was too much of a handful!)

Madame Razz

OMG these posts are so funny!!

Very lucky with my boxer; you could leave her in the kitchen with the sunday roast on her own and she wouldn't touch it...shes so good.. she only ever chews her toys and the only thing shes ever pulled off the clothes line is her bed.


The cat cannot be trusted when there food around though, and we had beagle that specialised in thieving food from the neighbours before!!!

markos79

my two boxers have eaten 50euro notes,credit cards,skirting boards,and always food off the kitchen counter and last but not least my beloved sky digi box!!!!

Madame Razz

markos79 wrote: »

my two boxers have eaten 50euro notes,credit cards,skirting boards,and always food off the kitchen counter and last but not least my beloved sky digi box!!!!

:eek::eek::eek:

bloody hell; im so lucky with my doggie!!

AngelicRaindrop

my god people...ye need to train your animals!!! this stuff is terrible!!


only joking lol

eh the spaniel had a weird thing for plastic when she was younger but grew out of it

the boxer.. whole different kettle of fish, hes eaten money, shoes, pillows, gotten chocolate down from on top of the fireplace (dont know how that one happened) , trees (all the lower branches of every tree in the garden are about 6ft high thanks to him) and thats about it:D

miss no stars

Discostuy wrote: »

I just have to ask...how did you know it was human??

The tissues beside it were the hint. It smelt worst of all of them :mad: silly people

Hellrazer

My old Samoyed had a liking for electrical items,cash actually kind of anything that wasnt put out of his reach.
He destroyed--1 Electric drill,1 330volt transformer,a hairdryer,a briefcase(including all the documents in it)
He also ate through a plasterboard wall into the next room which cost me a fortune to get fixed.

Then he ate 200 old pounds out of my wallet which passed straight through him(it was in a coin bag so it must have been protected from the acid) bar 20 pounds which he must have digested.The remainder was nicely cleaned up and used to buy a TV in power city

Oh yeah then I had a Springer that the vet recokened ate a load of magic mushrooms when I was walking him in Bohernabreena (sp?)

I had to carry him home since he was that out of it.Brought him to the vets and they did a blood test and found Psycobillin in his blood(think thats the stuff they said caused the dog to be wasted)