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Is it poisoned or something?

  • 16-08-2008 4:48pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭


    My sister's boyfriend, generally known for being a nice guy but a bit of a prick (couple of shades more pleasant than say...Rex off Big brother) has just brought me up a big plate of beans and toast and mushrooms, and a cup of tea, completely unsolicited. Not just any cup of tea either-MY cup of tea, made just the way I like it. This is the second time in two days he's pulled this stunt! Wtf is going on? Should I eat the food? Ask for more? See if he'll clean the house or something? Maybe he's after something and when he asks for it and I say no he'll go "ah go on you have to, I made you tea!" any lads ever butter up the sister in law for any specific reason care to give me an insight into the male psyche?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Sex. Specifically a 'sister sandwich'.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,555 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    he's hoping for a 3some


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Epic Tissue


    Sounds like a nice guy.

    edit: nevermind, obviously wants a 3sum


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    He's lookin' for a threesome. That's the only logical answer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭gino85


    chances are your sister is pregnant and he want to get on ur good side before he brakes the news

    that or take note of the 2 posts above me


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    This doesn't happen to be you and you sister, does it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Good, coz I ate the food (and it was nice). And I should have seen the threesome thing coming (hna), sucks to be him though, they're minors like so my hands are tied


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    He wants the two of yous to spit roast your sister.

    Id say give it a shot, what have you got to lose?

    And your sister gives good head so you should call the mouth.

    Good luck on that OP.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Good, coz I ate the food (and it was nice). And I should have seen the threesome thing coming (hna), sucks to be him though, they're minors like so my hands are tied

    Minors?

    Hands tied?

    Where do you live?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    jimbo78 wrote: »
    This doesn't happen to be you and you sister, does it?

    Yup yup


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    caoibhin wrote: »
    Minors?

    Hands tied?

    Where do you live?

    Austria

    D'uh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    My sister's boyfriend, generally known for being a nice guy but a bit of a prick


    Is this not a total contradiction:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    He's obviously just trying to earn yhour trust before he makes the fatal strike and kills you.

    I say you must kill him first. Do it. NOW


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Is this not a total contradiction:confused:

    Not at all, he's a sound out guy, just doesn't take any ****e like, and he's not good at pretending to like people he doesn't...nobody's ever described him as "lovely" let's just say


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,811 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Rex off Big brother
    :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    He's obviously just trying to earn yhour trust before he makes the fatal strike and kills you.

    I say you must kill him first. Do it. NOW

    He's really tall! I'm just a girl :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    :eek:

    It's okay, he's not ginger


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    He's really tall! I'm just a girl :(

    Tall people cannot be killed by girls?
    So Kill Bill was all fictional? :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Tall people cannot be killed by girls?
    So Kill Bill was all fictional? :eek:

    No, see she was a badass girl, I'm only little and weak in comparison. Also, killing people does seem to be your answer to everything....sister's boyfriend being nice, world hunger etc...it's becoming a theme :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 529 ✭✭✭rhapsody!


    My sister's boyfriend, generally known for being a nice guy but a bit of a prick (couple of shades more pleasant than say...Rex off Big brother) has just brought me up a big plate of beans and toast and mushrooms, and a cup of tea, completely unsolicited. Not just any cup of tea either-MY cup of tea, made just the way I like it. This is the second time in two days he's pulled this stunt! Wtf is going on? Should I eat the food? Ask for more? See if he'll clean the house or something? Maybe he's after something and when he asks for it and I say no he'll go "ah go on you have to, I made you tea!" any lads ever butter up the sister in law for any specific reason care to give me an insight into the male psyche?

    Evidently he suspects you think he's a prick and he's trying to win your approval. xD

    Either that or he's knocked her up!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Wait..... Beans on toast.... with MUSHROOMS!!!!! WTF???

    I say kill him, kill him dead.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    You have turned your back on the scared code of the elder sibling.
    Instead of looking after your little sisters welfare in a clued in, and painful manner that your parents never could.
    You've been fighting her corner, and this little gob****e now has a dry place to use as a shagpad.

    You deserve everything you get for disrupting the laws of nature!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    You have turned your back on the scared code of the elder sibling.
    Instead of looking after your little sisters welfare in a clued in, and painful manner that your parents never could.
    You've been fighting her corner, and this little gob****e now has a dry place to use as a shagpad.

    You deserve everything you get for disrupting the laws of nature!

    Not quite sure what you're talking about, but if disobeying the laws of nature gets me food, I'm going to go for a fly later :D I like food.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    She is so pregnant


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    No, see she was a badass girl, I'm only little and weak in comparison. Also, killing people does seem to be your answer to everything....sister's boyfriend being nice, world hunger etc...it's becoming a theme :pac:

    Ah yes, ending world hunger by killing all the starving people.
    I thought that was a rather inspired idea on my part :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 303 ✭✭markos79


    jimbo78 wrote: »
    Sex. Specifically a 'sister sandwich'.

    brilliant jimbo lmfao:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭Dublin1600


    Never drink a cup of tea from a stranger, I used to piss in the kettle when my brothers friends were over :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 303 ✭✭markos79


    Dublin1600 wrote: »
    Never drink a cup of tea from a stranger, I used to piss in the kettle when my brothers friends were over :D

    you are one sick puppy!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,366 ✭✭✭ninty9er


    phasers wrote: »
    She is so pregnant
    +1

    or he fancies you.

    How old exactly are there.....there is one other possible reason.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Probably not poisoned, just jizzed all over it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 744 ✭✭✭northdubgal


    Probably not poisoned, just jizzed all over it.

    :( lovely, beans with mayo :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    its this....


    "its fizzing"...LOLS!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭jackbutler


    Wait..... Beans on toast.... with MUSHROOMS!!!!! WTF???

    I say kill him, kill him dead.

    hear hear!
    stab him twice for me :]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    Good, coz I ate the food (and it was nice).

    I take it you couldn't taste the semen, or...?!


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,658 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Maybe Yore Ma turned him down? Or maybe she didnt. Quadsum FTW


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,366 ✭✭✭ninty9er


    I think it's now safe to say she's been poisoned since we haven't heard back. She may be in hospital or she may be dead, or maybe she's run off to Scotland to get hitched to the little sis's fella:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    I'm still here, not poisoned as far as I can tell, though I do have to go brush my teeth a lot now after reading the jizz theories, and I'm also curious about what else ninety9er thinks it may be....bye


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,366 ✭✭✭ninty9er


    My other theory is really age dependent....they might want to tell your parents they want to have sex and be looking for some guidance;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,366 ✭✭✭ninty9er


    So what was it....we spent time coming up with outrageous and not so outrageous conspiracy theories....we demand answers gawdammit:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    here here. its been a week and we still dont know whats goin on. do you know whats goin on?
    i just had a terrible thought, maybe he just felt like being nice to you. no, your sis put him up to it. i wonder how deep this particular rabbit hole goes?!?!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    He killed your sister.

    Though you've probably noticed by now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Haven't seen him much since, I've been away...ninety9er, on the sex thing, they're definitely already getting jiggy with it, neither of them have asked me to cover for them, put in a good word for them, or even buy them alcohol recently :confused: I did steal his watch though, in an attempt to force a resolution, but no luck so far. Where's the wanker now that's what I want to know, I'm starving

    (alternative post to follow)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,970 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Haven't seen him much since, I've been away...ninety9er, on the sex thing, they're definitely already getting jiggy with it, neither of them have asked me to cover for them, put in a good word for them, or even buy them alcohol recently :confused: I did steal his watch though, in an attempt to force a resolution, but no luck so far. Where's the wanker now that's what I want to know, I'm starving

    (alternative post to follow)

    He's behind you crackin one out.

    Seriously, just give him what he wants.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭Rayven199


    Dont eat the mushrooms.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Mmmm sister sandwich with beans....:eek:


    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 151 ✭✭Energizeer


    What does ANtiFreeze taste like?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,373 Mod ✭✭✭✭andrew


    Your sister put him up to it because she gets the impression that you don't like him.

    Either that or she's up the Duff.

    Or he wants a sister sammich.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    gino85 wrote: »
    chances are your sister is pregnant and he want to get on ur good side before he brakes the news

    that or take note of the 2 posts above me
    Agreed. He has knocked up your sister and it hoping if he feeds you ya won't batter him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Right, so he finally worked up the nerve to tell me what's going on. Apparently he wants my help approaching the sis on a sensitive issue, as in he wants me to subtly sound her out about something to see if she'll completely freak out it before he raises the subject.
    So, a while back, he (let's call him Fabio) was staying over at a mates house with another one of their friends. They were all after a few, and apparently, after lights out, things got a bit hot and steamy....I'd better not go into details, for the sake of keeping it PG13, but let's just say somebody gave him the keys to a whole new kingdom of gaydom. So now Fabio wants to approach the sister (let's call her Psychohosebeast), to see how she'd feel about him exploring his feelings and feeling in an exploring manner. He's also slightly concerned that the other friend might have been freaked out about the beautiful expression of love happening in the bed beside him. He didn't join in as Fabio had expected, he just buggered off and hasn't been particularly chatty since. So you see, Fabio has two problems, and I'll let him know when he's made me enough tea to solve them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭Rayven199


    That sounds awfully familiar.....

    Like another thread in this forum perhaps except from the third guys side (the guy who didnt get involved in the 2 dudes doin each other)


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