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Is it poisoned or something?

  • 16-08-2008 05:48PM
    #1
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭


    My sister's boyfriend, generally known for being a nice guy but a bit of a prick (couple of shades more pleasant than say...Rex off Big brother) has just brought me up a big plate of beans and toast and mushrooms, and a cup of tea, completely unsolicited. Not just any cup of tea either-MY cup of tea, made just the way I like it. This is the second time in two days he's pulled this stunt! Wtf is going on? Should I eat the food? Ask for more? See if he'll clean the house or something? Maybe he's after something and when he asks for it and I say no he'll go "ah go on you have to, I made you tea!" any lads ever butter up the sister in law for any specific reason care to give me an insight into the male psyche?


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  • #2
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Sex. Specifically a 'sister sandwich'.


  • #3
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    he's hoping for a 3some


  • #4
    Epic Tissue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Epic Tissue


    Sounds like a nice guy.

    edit: nevermind, obviously wants a 3sum


  • #5
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,815 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    He's lookin' for a threesome. That's the only logical answer.


  • #6
    gino85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭gino85


    chances are your sister is pregnant and he want to get on ur good side before he brakes the news

    that or take note of the 2 posts above me


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  • #7
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    This doesn't happen to be you and you sister, does it?


  • #8
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Good, coz I ate the food (and it was nice). And I should have seen the threesome thing coming (hna), sucks to be him though, they're minors like so my hands are tied


  • #9
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    He wants the two of yous to spit roast your sister.

    Id say give it a shot, what have you got to lose?

    And your sister gives good head so you should call the mouth.

    Good luck on that OP.


  • #10
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Vance Gigantic Rank wrote: »
    Good, coz I ate the food (and it was nice). And I should have seen the threesome thing coming (hna), sucks to be him though, they're minors like so my hands are tied

    Minors?

    Hands tied?

    Where do you live?


  • #11
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    jimbo78 wrote: »
    This doesn't happen to be you and you sister, does it?

    Yup yup


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  • #12
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    caoibhin wrote: »
    Minors?

    Hands tied?

    Where do you live?

    Austria

    D'uh


  • #13
    Loopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Vance Gigantic Rank wrote: »
    My sister's boyfriend, generally known for being a nice guy but a bit of a prick


    Is this not a total contradiction:confused:


  • #14
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    He's obviously just trying to earn yhour trust before he makes the fatal strike and kills you.

    I say you must kill him first. Do it. NOW


  • #15
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    looptheloop wrote: »
    Is this not a total contradiction:confused:

    Not at all, he's a sound out guy, just doesn't take any ****e like, and he's not good at pretending to like people he doesn't...nobody's ever described him as "lovely" let's just say


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Vance Gigantic Rank wrote: »
    Rex off Big brother
    :eek:


  • #17
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    square_igloo wrote: »
    He's obviously just trying to earn yhour trust before he makes the fatal strike and kills you.

    I say you must kill him first. Do it. NOW

    He's really tall! I'm just a girl :(


  • #18
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    :eek:

    It's okay, he's not ginger


  • #19
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Vance Gigantic Rank wrote: »
    He's really tall! I'm just a girl :(

    Tall people cannot be killed by girls?
    So Kill Bill was all fictional? :eek:


  • #20
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Tall people cannot be killed by girls?
    So Kill Bill was all fictional? :eek:

    No, see she was a badass girl, I'm only little and weak in comparison. Also, killing people does seem to be your answer to everything....sister's boyfriend being nice, world hunger etc...it's becoming a theme :pac:


  • #21
    rhapsody!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 529 ✭✭✭rhapsody!


    Vance Gigantic Rank wrote: »
    My sister's boyfriend, generally known for being a nice guy but a bit of a prick (couple of shades more pleasant than say...Rex off Big brother) has just brought me up a big plate of beans and toast and mushrooms, and a cup of tea, completely unsolicited. Not just any cup of tea either-MY cup of tea, made just the way I like it. This is the second time in two days he's pulled this stunt! Wtf is going on? Should I eat the food? Ask for more? See if he'll clean the house or something? Maybe he's after something and when he asks for it and I say no he'll go "ah go on you have to, I made you tea!" any lads ever butter up the sister in law for any specific reason care to give me an insight into the male psyche?

    Evidently he suspects you think he's a prick and he's trying to win your approval. xD

    Either that or he's knocked her up!


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  • #22
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Wait..... Beans on toast.... with MUSHROOMS!!!!! WTF???

    I say kill him, kill him dead.


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,928 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You have turned your back on the scared code of the elder sibling.
    Instead of looking after your little sisters welfare in a clued in, and painful manner that your parents never could.
    You've been fighting her corner, and this little gob****e now has a dry place to use as a shagpad.

    You deserve everything you get for disrupting the laws of nature!


  • #24
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    You have turned your back on the scared code of the elder sibling.
    Instead of looking after your little sisters welfare in a clued in, and painful manner that your parents never could.
    You've been fighting her corner, and this little gob****e now has a dry place to use as a shagpad.

    You deserve everything you get for disrupting the laws of nature!

    Not quite sure what you're talking about, but if disobeying the laws of nature gets me food, I'm going to go for a fly later :D I like food.


  • #25
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    She is so pregnant


  • #26
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Vance Gigantic Rank wrote: »
    No, see she was a badass girl, I'm only little and weak in comparison. Also, killing people does seem to be your answer to everything....sister's boyfriend being nice, world hunger etc...it's becoming a theme :pac:

    Ah yes, ending world hunger by killing all the starving people.
    I thought that was a rather inspired idea on my part :pac:


  • #27
    markos79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 303 ✭✭markos79


    jimbo78 wrote: »
    Sex. Specifically a 'sister sandwich'.

    brilliant jimbo lmfao:D


  • #28
    Dublin1600
    Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭Dublin1600


    Never drink a cup of tea from a stranger, I used to piss in the kettle when my brothers friends were over :D


  • #29
    markos79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 303 ✭✭markos79


    Dublin1600 wrote: »
    Never drink a cup of tea from a stranger, I used to piss in the kettle when my brothers friends were over :D

    you are one sick puppy!!


  • #30
    ninty9er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,351 ✭✭✭ninty9er


    phasers wrote: »
    She is so pregnant
    +1

    or he fancies you.

    How old exactly are there.....there is one other possible reason.


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  • #31
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Probably not poisoned, just jizzed all over it.


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