Gynecologist question.

stevoman · 13-08-2008 1:03pm #1

Do you think being a male Gynecologist would effect your sex life/drive. Do you think you would eventually just get sick at looking at womens private parts all day that when you got home to your wife/partner the last thing you would do is start working around hers, or do you think it would go the other way and it would just be torture being a hetrosexual male so close but yet so far (so to speak) all day long?

Shiny · 13-08-2008 1:07pm

If you were a Gynecologist you would be an absolute expert
with femle anatomy and you would most likely be able to
give her some serious pleasure.

She would then repay you for this.

I couldn't see how it wouldn't improve your sex life unless
you were some sort of pervert.

Wazdakka · 13-08-2008 1:07pm

Atari Gynuar tbh...

[Edit:]

Actually wait a sec....

At what stage in his career does a doctor decide he wants to be a gyno?
I mean jesus.. when your job is to look at various womens sets of diseased beef curtains ...
That HAS to put you off sex..

"How was your day dear?"

"Have you ever peeled open a ham and cheese toastie?? Well that was my 11 o clock"

thelordofcheese · 13-08-2008 1:08pm

you'd best hope she likes being fisted.......

Steve_o · 13-08-2008 1:11pm

thelordofcheese wrote: »

you'd best hope she likes being fisted.......

IBTL i reckon!

AckwelFoley · 13-08-2008 1:14pm

Do you think being a male Gynecologist would effect your sex life/drive. Do you think you would eventually just get sick at looking at womens private parts all day that when you got home to your wife/partner the last thing you would do is start working around hers,

only if you inherited the gay gene or you didnt wear your mask and you were allergic to dairy produce, and or salt water prawns.

Otherwise, if there is no champions league on or the all the lads are staying in that night.. how can you get sick playing with, at, in or around the sacred mickey funhouse.

whiskeyman · 13-08-2008 1:15pm

Wazdakka wrote: »

"Have you ever peeled open a ham and cheese toastie?? Well that was my 11 o clock"

You bast*rd....

I was just about to pop down and get my ham and cheese sambo toasted for lunch.

Moro and can of coke it is now...

R0ot · 13-08-2008 1:19pm

Wazdakka wrote: »

Atari Gynuar tbh...

^^

Dudess · 13-08-2008 1:19pm

I can't see how looking at a load of unhealthy flanges would turn any man on.

Unless you like 'em saggy, loose, old, dry, flaky, covered in unsightly eruptions because of an STD (my friend who's a doctor described one as having a load of cauliflower-looking things on it), not having the greatest odour off them etc. Snyper, I know you're fapping insanely right now, but most lads wouldn't get off on the above...

el_tiddlero · 13-08-2008 1:20pm

i'd only like it for the inevitable zingers you'd hear, such as:

a lesbian goes to the gyno and he's all like "whoah, that's the cleanest thing I've ever seen."

she replies: "oh yeah, i get a woman in twice a week!!"

BOOM, and indeed, BOOM!!

Captain Darling · 13-08-2008 1:21pm

Dudess wrote: »

Unless you like 'em saggy, loose, old, dry, flaky, covered in unsightly eruptions because of an STD (my friend who's a doctor described one as having a load of cauliflower-looking things on it), not having the greatest odour off them etc.

I'm not going to subway now.

tallaght01 · 13-08-2008 1:23pm

I have to say that it's never been the actual sight of a woman's "down below bits" that's got me in the mood for teh naughtiness anyway, so don't imagine it would make much difference.

Turd Ferguson · 13-08-2008 1:24pm

whiskeyman wrote: »

You bast*rd....

I was just about to pop down and get my ham and cheese sambo toasted for lunch.

Moro and can of coke it is now...

If you do go for the ol ham and cheese sambo make sure you put some extra ketchup on it for the real effect.

Winters · 13-08-2008 1:25pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah7ALC2xrA8

AckwelFoley · 13-08-2008 1:26pm

tallaght01 wrote: »

I have to say that it's never been the actual sight of a woman's "down below bits" that's got me in the mood for teh naughtiness anyway, so don't imagine it would make much difference.

the mens 100m butterfly is on in a few mins on the tele.

I hear the speedos are what does it for teh gheys.. check em out.

Jigsaw · 13-08-2008 1:27pm

Spare a thought for the poor proctologist!!

Adam · 13-08-2008 1:28pm

tallaght01 wrote: »

I have to say that it's never been the actual sight of a woman's "down below bits" that's got me in the mood for teh naughtiness anyway, so don't imagine it would make much difference.

Well unlike fine wine, fine vaginas don't take aging too well. I find a nice mature 10 years would change your mind on that matter. But then, some feel that's too long, and prefer the 5-7 years.

Steve_o · 13-08-2008 1:28pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

If you do go for the ol ham and cheese sambo make sure you put some extra ketchup on it for the real effect.

:eek:

I must say i find the idea of old, saggy, dry, flakey, cauliflower flanges a mega turn off.... *shudders*

arybvtcw0eolkf · 13-08-2008 1:31pm

Definition of a Gynecologist = the only man who could wallpaper a hall, stairs and landing through a letterbox!.

Winters · 13-08-2008 1:32pm

Mordeth kthxbai! wrote: »

Well unlike fine wine, fine vaginas don't take aging too well. I find a nice mature 10 years would change your mind on that matter. But then, some feel that's too long, and prefer the 5-7 years.

Mirror is a pedo now?

Turd Ferguson · 13-08-2008 1:33pm

Steve_o wrote: »

I must say i find the idea of old, saggy, dry, flakey, cauliflower flanges a mega turn off.... *shudders*

OMG you are such a fag. The thought of that has given me an erection so big that homeless people are using it for shelter...

Steve_o · 13-08-2008 1:34pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

OMG you are such a fag. The thought of that has given me an erection so big that homeless people are using it for shelter...

:eek:
*chokes on breadroll*

Turd Ferguson · 13-08-2008 1:35pm

Steve_o wrote: »

:eek:
*chokes on breadroll*

You eek to easily

Turd Ferguson · 13-08-2008 1:41pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

OMG you are such a fag. The thought of that has given me an erection so big that homeless people are using it for shelter...

ALT => The thought of that has given me an erection so hard it could be used as a question on QI.

Kold · 13-08-2008 1:48pm

I've spent entire weeks looking at vaginas, real or digital. Not bored yet.

milod · 13-08-2008 1:49pm

I reckon it would have to affect you. I mean, I'm a Dentist, and let me tell ya, I've gone right off blowjobs...

Honey-ec · 13-08-2008 1:54pm

Dudess wrote: »

I can't see how looking at a load of unhealthy flanges would turn any man on.

Unless you like 'em saggy, loose, old, dry, flaky, covered in unsightly eruptions because of an STD (my friend who's a doctor described one as having a load of cauliflower-looking things on it), not having the greatest odour off them etc. Snyper, I know you're fapping insanely right now, but most lads wouldn't get off on the above...

Er, think you're getting Gynaecologists and Genito-Urinary Specialists mixed up there, mate...

Captain Darling · 13-08-2008 1:57pm

Theres nothing i like more in the morning, then the smell of a freshly baked yeast infection.

AckwelFoley · 13-08-2008 1:57pm

Honey-ec wrote: »

Er, think you're getting Gynaecologists and Genito-Urinary Specialists mixed up there, mate...

gy·ne·col·o·gy (gn-kl-j, jn-, jn-)
n.
The branch of medicine dealing with health care for women, especially the diagnosis and treatment of disorders affecting the female reproductive organs

Fail

AckwelFoley · 13-08-2008 1:59pm

Captain Darling wrote: »

Theres nothing i like more in the morning then, the smell of a freshly baked yeast infection.

... with a cup of coffee, and a slice of cheese

Honey-ec · 13-08-2008 2:03pm

snyper wrote: »

gy·ne·col·o·gy (gn-kl-j, jn-, jn-)
n.
The branch of medicine dealing with health care for women, especially the diagnosis and treatment of disorders affecting the female reproductive organs

Fail

Female reproductive organs being the ovaries, uterus & cervix - the vagina is not a reproductive organ.

Fail.

Phlann · 13-08-2008 2:03pm

I love the smell of prolapse in the morning.

Also, why are people using the American spelling? Don't know how to change your spell-check settings?

Adam · 13-08-2008 2:06pm

Honey-ec wrote: »

Female reproductive organs being the ovaries, uterus & cervix - the vagina is not a reproductive organ.

Fail.

What are you talking about Willis? Women do not urinate through their vaginas, they pass children through them.

Dudess · 13-08-2008 2:07pm

Honey-ec wrote: »

Female reproductive organs being the ovaries, uterus & cervix - the vagina is not a reproductive organ.

Fail.

And in order to access the above, the vagina cannot be avoided, thus rendering your comment puzzling.

Loopy · 13-08-2008 2:08pm

S'pose it would be like a female doc having to look at smelly, limp, veiny old geezers cocks all day - it's not exactly gonna turn her on is it.

Honey-ec · 13-08-2008 2:12pm

Dudess wrote: »

And in order to access the above, the vagina cannot be avoided, thus rendering your comment puzzling.

I am making the point that if you have an STD you go to a Genito-urinary specialist, not a gynaecologist, so your original comment of Gynaecologists getting turned on by the sight of "saggy, loose, old, dry, flaky, covered in unsightly eruptions because of an STD" in response to the OP is moot - because that's not what Ob-Gyns treat.

Adam · 13-08-2008 2:12pm

looptheloop wrote: »

S'pose it would be like a female doc having to look at smelly, limp, veiny old geezers cocks all day - it's not exactly gonna turn her on is it.

no?

:pac:

Dudess · 13-08-2008 2:13pm

Ah yeah, but I bet a gynaecologist is still gonna see plenty of the less pleasant ones.

Adam · 13-08-2008 2:13pm

Honey-ec wrote: »

I am making the point that if you have an STD you go to a Genito-urinary specialist, not a gynaecologist, so your original comment of Gynaecologists getting turned on by the sight of "saggy, loose, old, dry, flaky, covered in unsightly eruptions because of an STD" in response to the OP is moot - because that's not what Ob-Gyns treat.

Fair point.

stevoman · 13-08-2008 2:14pm

Honey-ec wrote: »

Female reproductive organs being the ovaries, uterus & cervix - the vagina is not a reproductive organ.

Fail.

sorry honey, but all us men see you women as one big reproductive organ.

StormWarrior · 13-08-2008 2:15pm

I don't care about all the politcally correct b"ll£cks, men should not be allowed to be come gynaecologists. Any man who does is a bloody pervert! It should not be allowed!

Phlann · 13-08-2008 2:18pm

StormWarrior wrote: »

I don't care about all the politcally correct b"ll£cks, men should not be allowed to be come gynaecologists. Any man who does is a bloody pervert! It should not be allowed!

Politically correct?

Perverts?

Are you one of those rabid right-wingers?

StormWarrior · 13-08-2008 2:19pm

No. Just can't imagine what a lad's parents think when he says, "Mum, dad, for my career I've decided that I want to shove my fingers up random women's minges all day."

Anyway, surely the comfort of the patient should be paramount. Can't imagine many women like having a male doctor for down there. He could have become a cardiologist or something instead.

Adam · 13-08-2008 2:20pm

Phlann wrote: »

Politically correct?

Perverts?

Are you one of those rabid right-wingers?

Can't you tell? :rolleyes:

Captain Darling · 13-08-2008 2:20pm

StormWarrior wrote: »

I don't care about all the politcally correct b"ll£cks, men should not be allowed to be come gynaecologists. Any man who does is a bloody pervert! It should not be allowed!

*cups balls in a protective manner*

Wazdakka · 13-08-2008 2:22pm

StormWarrior wrote: »

I don't care about all the politcally correct b"ll£cks, men should not be allowed to be come gynaecologists. Any man who does is a bloody pervert! It should not be allowed!

I Agree...

And women shouldn't be allowed play golf, Drive cars, hold there own bank account, Work, Vote, or leave the chain that has them between the kitchen and bedroom.

:rolleyes:

If you had something seriously wrong would you refuse treatment based soley on the sex of the doctor??

Kold · 13-08-2008 2:23pm

Dudess wrote: »

And in order to access the above, the vagina cannot be avoided, thus rendering your comment puzzling.

Oh it can... It can.

Dudess · 13-08-2008 2:23pm

StormWarrior wrote: »

No. Just can't imagine what a lad's parents think when he says, "Mum, dad, for my career I've decided that I want to shove my fingers up random women's minges all day."

Anyway, surely the comfort of the patient should be paramount. Can't imagine many women like having a male doctor for down there. He could have become a cardiologist or something instead.

Well I wouldn't be as angry as you are about it

but I have wondered the very same thing. How come you never hear of female gynaecologists? Why aren't there "dick doctors"? And yeah, why would a guy decide to do it?

Kold · 13-08-2008 2:25pm

Dudess wrote: »

Well I wouldn't be as angry as you are about it but I have wondered the very same thing. How come you never hear of female gynaecologists? Why aren't there "dick doctors"? And yeah, why would a guy decide to do it?

I think you need a mechanical engineering degree on top of your medical degree.

Phlann · 13-08-2008 2:25pm

StormWarrior wrote: »

Can't imagine many women like having a male doctor for down there. He could have become a cardiologist or something instead.

I know my female friends don't seem to care. In any case, they are really strict when it comes to the behaviour of male Ob-Gyns.

My sister is a doctor and during their gynaecology clinical exams a male student was suspended and failed for coming out of his clinic and going 'Wahey!' in a pervy manner.

Honey-ec · 13-08-2008 2:26pm

StormWarrior wrote: »

I don't care about all the politcally correct b"ll£cks, men should not be allowed to be come gynaecologists. Any man who does is a bloody pervert! It should not be allowed!

What about gay men, shouldn't they be allowed?

And by extension, should gay women also not be allowed to become Ob-Gyns?

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