Are you a practice boy ?

Nevyn

For the sake of definition. A Practice Boy,, is a boy that a young woman, who is shy of men and inexperienced, uses to build and develop Technique without becoming overly attached, and in a comfortable position to discard when a "proper man" comes along.

Being in relationship is a skill that takes time in developing. All sensible young women could do with operating on the practice thing,, instead of making a hash of it when the real thing comes along.

Top ten indicators to tell if you're a Practice boy.

1. You wear femmine clothing -- (all the time) Pastel colours and what ever she says brings out the colour of your eyes and what she has approved of when she has brougth you shopping.

2. You're always one of the girls. Knowing what they drink and always going to the bar for her and all her friends and pretending to be more sensative then you are (but you are sensative) -- This is a ruse to lower the defenses of young women, who are nervous of men who are too masculine.

3. You have the shape of a long streak of misery ,,, and don't really mind. Your lack of muscles would make Charles Atlas weep.

4. When you try hair products ,,, you look like a sonic the hedgehog which is at least better then the lank locks of Servus Snape.

5. The last time you wore overalls it was a fancy dress party when you were a kid.

6. You have a funny walk.

7. You can't tell the difference between cologne and toilet duck.

8. You try and talk like a 19 year old hello magazine fan,,, but come off sounding like a 13 year old gay boy, trying to pretend he's 15 and trying to curry favour by being more bitchy then the girls.

9. You have a mustache , or at least you think you but lets face it a the breeze generated by a passing ford transit van doing 30 miles an hour would whisk it off your spotty upper lip.

10. You'd let a 19 year old WAG wannabe perform uncomfortable and joyless social acts on you, listening to all her troubles, carrying her shopping bags, accompanying her anywhere she wants to go while never getting more then a hug and a peck on the cheek. (It's not her fault -- she's just young, saving her self for a real man and needs some practice).

Are you a Practice Boy?

dr.bollocko

Sexual equality FTW!

Gran Hermano

Some say imitation is a form of flattery, others might say it's a sign of
poor imagination or female pettiness.

Joe Cool

Thaedydal wrote: »

3. You have the shape of a long streak of misery ,,, and don't really mind. Your lack of muscles would make Charles Atlas weep.

Guess I am.

DemocAnarchis

I believe the correct term is "cuddle bitch"

dr.bollocko

Joe Cool wrote: »

Guess I am.

Yore da tbh.

Ass

Oh hey look, a parody thread...

Canis Lupus

Girls can be bitter.

Captain Darling

DemocAnarchis wrote: »

I believe the correct term is "cuddle bitch"

Lol

Cuddlesworth

DemocAnarchis wrote: »

I believe the correct term is "cuddle bitch"

You called?

dr.bollocko

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

You called?

Now that's timing.

challengemaster

Thaedydal wrote: »

4. When you try hair products ,,, you look like a sonic the hedgehog which is at least better then the lank locks of Servus Snape.

My hair is like that 99.95% of the time..

Nevyn

Jayus ligthen up lads what all this about pettiness and bitterness ?
Oh did I forget to put like a heap of smiles in to let you know ti was ment to be funny and taken in jest ?

Joe Cool

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Yore da tbh.

Ah, I'm nowhere near the practice boy my da was.
But thanks.

dr.bollocko

Thaedydal wrote: »

Jayus ligthen up lads what all this about pettiness and bitterness ?
Oh did I forget to put like a heap of smiles in to let you know ti was ment to be funny and taken in jest ?

*hugs*

Ass

Yore Da told me that condoms don't work.

taidghbaby

are you looking for a practice boy OP?? :pac:

super_furry

Sounds like a Metrosexual. Burn them with fire.

johnnyskeleton

Thaedydal wrote: »

For the sake of definition. A Practice Boy,, is a boy that a young woman, who is shy of men and inexperienced, uses to build and develop Technique without becoming overly attached, and in a comfortable position to discard when a "proper man" comes along.

Being in relationship is a skill that takes time in developing. All sensible young women could do with operating on the practice thing,, instead of making a hash of it when the real thing comes along.

Top ten indicators to tell if you're a Practice boy.

1. You wear femmine clothing -- (all the time) Pastel colours and what ever she says brings out the colour of your eyes and what she has approved of when she has brougth you shopping.

2. You're always one of the girls. Knowing what they drink and always going to the bar for her and all her friends and pretending to be more sensative then you are (but you are sensative) -- This is a ruse to lower the defenses of young women, who are nervous of men who are too masculine.

3. You have the shape of a long streak of misery ,,, and don't really mind. Your lack of muscles would make Charles Atlas weep.

4. When you try hair products ,,, you look like a sonic the hedgehog which is at least better then the lank locks of Servus Snape.

5. The last time you wore overalls it was a fancy dress party when you were a kid.

6. You have a funny walk.

7. You can't tell the difference between cologne and toilet duck.

8. You try and talk like a 19 year old hello magazine fan,,, but come off sounding like a 13 year old gay boy, trying to pretend he's 15 and trying to curry favour by being more bitchy then the girls.

9. You have a mustache , or at least you think you but lets face it a the breeze generated by a passing ford transit van doing 30 miles an hour would whisk it off your spotty upper lip.

10. You'd let a 19 year old WAG wannabe perform uncomfortable and joyless social acts on you, listening to all her troubles, carrying her shopping bags, accompanying her anywhere she wants to go while never getting more then a hug and a peck on the cheek. (It's not her fault -- she's just young, saving her self for a real man and needs some practice).

Are you a Practice Boy?

You'll find a lot of them in the metrosexual forum. It used to be BGRH but the regular posters have become so pussy whipped to the 3 or 4 females (by nature only) who post there that it's no longer funny as they just talk about fashion and their feelings and any attempt to start a funny tread is locked straight away (usually by their new female (one wonders) moderator whom they all seem to find hillarious even though she never says anything funny).

And Zaph has become a moderator of the ladies lounge - oh what a falling off there was.

johnnyskeleton

Thaedydal wrote: »

Jayus ligthen up lads what all this about pettiness and bitterness ?
Oh did I forget to put like a heap of smiles in to let you know ti was ment to be funny and taken in jest ?

Still wouldn't be funny, to be honest.

Nevyn

/Blows a kiss at dr.bollocko

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

You'll find a lot of them in the metrosexual forum. It used to be BGRH but the regular posters have become so pussy whipped to the 3 or 4 females (by nature only) who post there that it's no longer funny as they just talk about fashion and their feelings and any attempt to start a funny tread is locked straight away (usually by their new female (one wonders) moderator whom they all seem to find hillarious even though she never says anything funny).

Mewow!

Here's a tissue for your issue.

Nerin

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

You'll find a lot of them in the metrosexual forum. It used to be BGRH but the regular posters have become so pussy whipped to the 3 or 4 females (by nature only) who post there that it's no longer funny as they just talk about fashion and their feelings and any attempt to start a funny tread is locked straight away (usually by their new female (one wonders) moderator whom they all seem to find hillarious even though she never says anything funny).

And Zaph has become a moderator of the ladies lounge - oh what a falling off there was.

bitterness wrapped in jealousy wrapped in lonliness smells weird :P

Jimbo

Thaedydal wrote: »

10. You'd let a 19 year old WAG wannabe perform uncomfortable and joyless social acts on you, listening to all her troubles, carrying her shopping bags, accompanying her anywhere she wants to go while never getting more then a hug and a peck on the cheek. (It's not her fault -- she's just young, saving her self for a real man and needs some practice).

Are you a Practice Boy?

I wish

johnnyskeleton

Thaedydal wrote: »

Mewow!

Oh, I see what you did there. Clever. LOL. I get it now. How could I not have seen the (in the words of Tom Dunne) "wicked sense of humour that fits in quite well with the general sense of silliness that is BGRH".

johnnyskeleton

Nerin wrote: »

bitterness wrapped in jealousy wrapped in lonliness smells weird :P

Me? Or the regulars in BGRH?

Nerin

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Me? Or the regulars in BGRH?

as an ex regular to bgrh (due to modding and time restraints) i must say that your weird jibes seem quite out of place on a humor thread.

Dyr

ah the parody thread, the inevitable result when nerves are struck

And dont cross the BGRH lads for yer own sake. I hear they're carrying some hefty handbags around these days. :pac:

Nevyn

taidghbaby wrote: »

are you looking for a practice boy OP?? :pac:

Nope, never needed one.

Why you want to be mine ? How much experience have you got ?

Tom Dunne

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Oh, I see what you did there. Clever. LOL. I get it now. How could I not have seen the (in the words of Tom Dunne) "wicked sense of humour that fits in quite well with the general sense of silliness that is BGRH".

Hands up who isn't getting any.

truecrippler

I am not a practice boy. But I probably would like to be as they seem to get more ***** than me.

Nerin

Thaedydal wrote: »

Nope, never needed one.

*rides off on an ostrich sobbing*

johnnyskeleton

Nerin wrote: »

as an ex regular to bgrh (due to modding and time restraints) i must say that your weird jibes seem quite out of place on a humor thread.

BGRH is nothing more than a parody of itself now, or a place where the same 6 or 8 regular posters still left try to score each other or bitch about their feelings.

Attempts to start threads in the classical BGRH mode are locked, usually by Thaedydal, so you'll forgive me if I am not her biggest fan.

Gran Hermano

Nerin wrote: »

*rides a sobbing ostrich *

Fixed that for you.

Nerin

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

BGRH is nothing more than a parody of itself now, or a place where the same 6 or 8 regular posters still left try to score each other or bitch about their feelings.

Attempts to start threads in the classical BGRH mode are locked, usually by Thaedydal, so you'll forgive me if I am not her biggest fan.

feedback tbh?
this is AH right?
*looks for signpost*

jellie

Thaedydal wrote: »

7. You can't tell the difference between cologne and toilet duck.

I actually LOL'd. my ex once put on aftershave his mother had got him that smelt like lemon & to me like toilet cleaner. he wasnt impressed when i told him

johnnyskeleton

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Hands up who isn't getting any.

See what I mean? Do you see?

Nevyn

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

BGRH is nothing more than a parody of itself now, or a place where the same 6 or 8 regular posters still left try to score each other or bitch about their feelings.

Attempts to start threads in the classical BGRH mode are locked, usually by Thaedydal, so you'll forgive me if I am not her biggest fan.

Take it to your therapist or the thunderdrome ffs

[-0-]

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

See what I mean? Do you see?

That you're not getting any? Indeed. There's a smell of want around.

Kold

Humourless thread is humourless.

genericgoon

Bitter thread is bitter.

Cuddlesworth

Cuddles thread is lacking cuddles.

Nerin

sar84 wrote: »

I actually LOL'd. my ex once put on aftershave his mother had got him that smelt like lemon & to me like toilet cleaner. he wasnt impressed when i told him

i thought lemon was a scent

Seachmall

Thaedydal wrote: »

For the sake of definition. A Practice Boy,, is a boy that a young woman, who is shy of men and inexperienced, uses to build and develop Technique without becoming overly attached, and in a comfortable position to discard when a "proper man" comes along.

Being in relationship is a skill that takes time in developing. All sensible young women could do with operating on the practice thing,, instead of making a hash of it when the real thing comes along.

Top ten indicators to tell if you're a Practice boy.

1. You wear femmine clothing -- (all the time) Pastel colours and what ever she says brings out the colour of your eyes and what she has approved of when she has brougth you shopping.

2. You're always one of the girls. Knowing what they drink and always going to the bar for her and all her friends and pretending to be more sensative then you are (but you are sensative) -- This is a ruse to lower the defenses of young women, who are nervous of men who are too masculine.

3. You have the shape of a long streak of misery ,,, and don't really mind. Your lack of muscles would make Charles Atlas weep.

4. When you try hair products ,,, you look like a sonic the hedgehog which is at least better then the lank locks of Servus Snape.

5. The last time you wore overalls it was a fancy dress party when you were a kid.

6. You have a funny walk.

7. You can't tell the difference between cologne and toilet duck.

8. You try and talk like a 19 year old hello magazine fan,,, but come off sounding like a 13 year old gay boy, trying to pretend he's 15 and trying to curry favour by being more bitchy then the girls.

9. You have a mustache , or at least you think you but lets face it a the breeze generated by a passing ford transit van doing 30 miles an hour would whisk it off your spotty upper lip.

10. You'd let a 19 year old WAG wannabe perform uncomfortable and joyless social acts on you, listening to all her troubles, carrying her shopping bags, accompanying her anywhere she wants to go while never getting more then a hug and a peck on the cheek. (It's not her fault -- she's just young, saving her self for a real man and needs some practice).

Are you a Practice Boy?

Shouldn't this be called 'Are you a Lady Boy?', by your description it sounds more accurate.

Nevyn

Ex-Practice boys are bitter.

Adam

I haven't gotten any in a few months tbh, bar that one time...

Any ladies wanna get some practice?

Nerin

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

Cuddles thread is lacking cuddles.

i can haz cuddles?

by the way, does this chloroform smell funny to you?

Tom Dunne

Nerin wrote: »

i can haz cuddles?

by the way, does this chloroform smell funny to you?

How does a hug differ from a cuddle?

Not that I am offering one, just wondering.

Nerin

Tom Dunne wrote: »

How does a hug differ from a cuddle?

Not that I am offering one, just wondering.

a hug is like what, three to 5 seconds long, a cuddle can last minutes and hours

Seachmall

Tom Dunne wrote: »

How does a hug differ from a cuddle?

Not that I am offering one, just wondering.

You give a hug to a close friend at a funeral, you give a cuddle to a friend you want to screw.

genericgoon

Mirror wrote: »

I haven't gotten any in a few months tbh, bar that one time...

Any ladies wanna get some practice?

Isn't the whole point that Practise boy ain't getting any? :pac:

PrivateEye

I know plenty of lads who've been played for fools by members of the eh...fairer sex before. Full on practice boyos. To be honest I show women (and people in general) a lot of respect and expect not to be treated like a fool myself either. Several of my female mates would ask me for advice on stuff often enough, because they know I'll give them an honest no rubbish answer. I don't 'listen to all their troubles' but I suppose they think I'd just even listen, often enough. I'd do the same for Johnny as Jenny if ya dig. I presume they're all smart enough not to think I'm looking for anything!

To be honest if you become a 'practice boy' or a 'practice girl' thats as much your fault as the people playing with ya. I wouldn't get involved with somebody (even as a mate, never mind anything else!) if I thought
they'd 'discard me' when the oppurtunity arose. If you do become some kind of 'practice boy' or 'girl' or whatever else, the blame rests with yourself.