Are you a practice boy ?
For the sake of definition. A Practice Boy,, is a boy that a young woman, who is shy of men and inexperienced, uses to build and develop Technique without becoming overly attached, and in a comfortable position to discard when a "proper man" comes along.
Being in relationship is a skill that takes time in developing. All sensible young women could do with operating on the practice thing,, instead of making a hash of it when the real thing comes along.
Top ten indicators to tell if you're a Practice boy.
1. You wear femmine clothing -- (all the time) Pastel colours and what ever she says brings out the colour of your eyes and what she has approved of when she has brougth you shopping.
2. You're always one of the girls. Knowing what they drink and always going to the bar for her and all her friends and pretending to be more sensative then you are (but you are sensative) -- This is a ruse to lower the defenses of young women, who are nervous of men who are too masculine.
3. You have the shape of a long streak of misery ,,, and don't really mind. Your lack of muscles would make Charles Atlas weep.
4. When you try hair products ,,, you look like a sonic the hedgehog which is at least better then the lank locks of Servus Snape.
5. The last time you wore overalls it was a fancy dress party when you were a kid.
6. You have a funny walk.
7. You can't tell the difference between cologne and toilet duck.
8. You try and talk like a 19 year old hello magazine fan,,, but come off sounding like a 13 year old gay boy, trying to pretend he's 15 and trying to curry favour by being more bitchy then the girls.
9. You have a mustache , or at least you think you but lets face it a the breeze generated by a passing ford transit van doing 30 miles an hour would whisk it off your spotty upper lip.
10. You'd let a 19 year old WAG wannabe perform uncomfortable and joyless social acts on you, listening to all her troubles, carrying her shopping bags, accompanying her anywhere she wants to go while never getting more then a hug and a peck on the cheek. (It's not her fault -- she's just young, saving her self for a real man and needs some practice).
Are you a Practice Boy?
