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Did I "do the gayness"?

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    #32
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    As the cock crowed at about 7am,

    Another clue, I am loving this game.


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    #33
    Big_Mac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 991 ✭✭✭Big_Mac


    Sounds like the gayness to me... You know what they say... any port in the storm. I believe the weather was really bad last night....... Ouch!


    Watch some men playing football. Does that do it for you know?

    Do you suddenly have a wimmins as a best friend now?

    did the hairdresser 'style' your hair?

    Do you have man cream for soft skin suddenly?

    Have you suddenly noticed the blackheads that were always there but never really cared about them until now because you were too much of a man?

    Have you stopped dreading dropping your wallet in the bathroom in a 'questionable' bar?

    Do you suddenly crave Man Love?

    If you answer yes to any of the above, or even need to hesitate about the answer, then I'm afraid it speaks for itself.


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    #34
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    SimpleSam06 wrote: »
    Heh. Imagine his grandkids reading this thread. And they will.

    Hey, if I manage to sire some grandchildren, that will be proof enough that I'm not gay :D


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    #35
    kensutz
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    You might have been sober but rohypnol was used instead of alcohol.


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    #36
    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Pighead thinks you may have had a lucky escape this time tallaght buddy.
    The combination of your mate kissing a girl and your soberness means that there's only a 47% chance that you and him engaged in sweet sweaty manlove.

    You got lucky this time, probably better to ensure it doesn't happen again. Why not invest in alarm sensored underpants? Pighead uses them for his bedwetting problems. They're great, when any drop of moisture touched the nylon the alarm starts ringing and Pighead instinctively reaches for the wee wee bucket.

    Petty sure they could double up as an anti manlove device. Send Pighead your address and we'll send you on a pair.


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    #37
    Big_Mac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 991 ✭✭✭Big_Mac


    Pighead wrote: »
    Pighead thinks you may have had a lucky escape this time tallaght buddy.
    The combination of your mate kissing a girl and your soberness means that there's only a 47% chance that you and him engaged in sweet sweaty manlove.

    You got lucky this time, probably better to ensure it doesn't happen again. Why not invest in alarm sensored underpants? Pighead uses them for his bedwetting problems. They're great, when any drop of moisture touched the nylon the alarm starts ringing and Pighead instinctively reaches for the wee wee bucket.

    Petty sure they could double up as an anti manlove device. Send Pighead your address and we'll send you on a pair.

    Pighead has wee wee problems? What does pighead do when he wants to engage in some sweaty man / woman love? Does the alarm not scare pighead's mate away?


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    #38
    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Big_Mac wrote: »
    Pighead has wee wee problems? What does pighead do when he wants to engage in some sweaty man / woman love? Does the alarm not scare pighead's mate away?
    Pighead doesn't engage in sweaty manlove. Even if he wanted to, the pants wouldn't let him. The pants wear the pants in our relationship.


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    #39
    Big_Mac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 991 ✭✭✭Big_Mac


    Pighead wrote: »
    Pighead doesn't engage in sweaty manlove. Even if he wanted to, the pants wouldn't let him. The pants wear the pants in our relationship.

    Does that go for sweaty woman love too? Sounds tough pighead. Oh wait, what about sweaty Palm and her 5 sisters love?


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    #40
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    The problem I have with the alarming underpants is that there's presumably a risk of a "negligent discharge".

    Is the alarm loud? I mean, it's pretty hot over here. Could a bit of crotch sweat lead to a deafening alarm, with my whole apartment block being evacuated?

    Imagine my shame when everyone is standing outside in their pyjamas, and I walk out with a siren rageing in my jocks.


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    #41
    Big_Mac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 991 ✭✭✭Big_Mac


    tallaght01 wrote: »

    Imagine my shame when everyone is standing outside in their pyjamas, and I walk out with a siren rageing in my jocks.

    If you got down with the man love last night you might end up like that in a few weeks anyway.....


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    #42
    Frisbee
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    Utterly and truly pwned....


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    #43
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    wot does pwnd mean? I always see it written, but haven't a clue what it means


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    #44
    ScumLord
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    I don't think any gayness occurred. If you read between the lines it's obvious this is what's really bothering you.


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    #45
    Big_Mac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 991 ✭✭✭Big_Mac


    tallaght01 wrote: »
    wot does pwnd mean? I always see it written, but haven't a clue what it means

    Linky
    pwned
    A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."

    Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."

    It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.
    "Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."

    OR

    "That team totally pwned us."


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    #46
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    tallaght01 wrote: »
    I'm a straight man. Not an ounce of the ghey in me. No probs with the ghays, but it ain't for me

    Ah yes, the immortal tell tale words of a rampant homo in denial.

    Its ok..really.





    .. .. homo :D

    *points finger*

    ha ha u caught teh gay.


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    #47
    leninbenjamin
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    i'm afraid we'll have to put him down...


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    #48
    Jack Sheehan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    No i dont think the gay occured...this time.


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    #49
    Big_Mac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 991 ✭✭✭Big_Mac


    I dunno, seems fishy to me......(Pun intended)


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    #50
    Frisbee
    Registered Users Posts: 23,564 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Pray out the gay buddy

    Its the only way to redeem yourself


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    #51
    AckwelFoley
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    The best way of knowin if some gayness occured is if u woke up wit a drippy condom hangin out ur ass.


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    #52
    randylonghorn
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    tallaght01 wrote: »
    To those who have questioned my anal integrity....I don't have a sore arse. But what if I was the pitcher, and he was the taker? :P
    Well, have you asked faceman if his ass is sore?

    Or either / both of you suffering from tonsilitis? :pac:


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    #53
    galwayrush
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    snyper wrote: »
    The best way of knowin if some gayness occured is if u woke up wit a drippy condom hangin out ur ass.

    Or just drippy without the condom:pac:


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    #54
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    jaffa20 wrote: »
    No worries kid :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Go back to bed;)

    Your newness is obvious.


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    #55
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    It's simple tallaght01, if the balls touched you are now, in fact, gay.


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    #56
    Trinity
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    Zero hot lady action. Plenty of nerdy blokes.


    Think the sig says it all :D


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    #57
    GirlInterrupted
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    Trinity1 wrote: »
    Zero hot lady action. Plenty of nerdy blokes.


    Think the sig says it all :D

    Excellent point. I've read a few of the OP's threads and amusing as they are, I get the feeling that the gayness was just waiting for the opportunity to escape.

    I hope you took the morning after pill this time too OP........;)


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    #58
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    tallaght01 wrote: »
    To those who have questioned my anal integrity....I don't have a sore arse. But what if I was the pitcher, and he was the taker? :P

    If there's been no perimeter breach then I think you're ok. IANAL (puncronym intended) but I don't think that pitching alone can make you a ghey. Maybe ask over in LGBT for a technical definition but I think you may be protected under the "A hole's a hole" ruling (Wilson vs Murphy, 1996 Supreme Court).



    Todays new word: puncronym


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    #59
    flanum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    i tried the gheyness once with me flatmate after about 3 yokes. he got into the bath and sure it was mad yokey, anyway i remember grabbin his mickey and him wantin me to give him one in the bum.
    anyway i wasnt into it but i thought give it a shot, so i telt him to wait till i looked at sum of me porn stash(nekkid wimmins) and try to get a stiffy, and then id contemplate givin him one....

    thank **** i crashed out or whatever,..... anyway, that was the closest i got to teh ghey!


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    #60
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,449 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    tallaght01 wrote: »
    The problem I have with the alarming underpants is that there's presumably a risk of a "negligent discharge".

    Is the alarm loud? I mean, it's pretty hot over here. Could a bit of crotch sweat

    dude, thats not sweat!


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    #61
    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    So, Next BrisBeers at the Wickham then ;)

    tallagh, I'm sorry lad but it would appear that you ahve caught teh Ghey alright.

    there is somr very effeminate fretting goin on in this thread


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