Don't Bluff Mick Stevens (original lyrics)

Pabloh

YULETIRED wrote: »

Don't let this thread die......some more efforts from paul and others please....Inspired by Pabloh brill effort to the tune of dear stan

DEAR SE

Decks gone cold, i wonder why, i came down here at all,
there nonone in the poker room, it's like an empty hall,
and even if the food werent shte , the attendences will fall
it reminds me, that its got so bad its got so bad thats all

Dear SE, it's me , I was playing in your last big M E, the structure was
quality but I didn't win it.
So I played a cash game instead , there were plenty of heads,
but now when I go in there, there is no one in it
i asked your doorman to let my bro in , but he couldnt go in
he wouldn't let him show him , he wasnt drunk,
so we left and went drinking , that got me thinking, dont you want my money?

me and you are the same we both lke a game but you never respond to my letters
so tonight im going to drive my car off to lukes, you deserve it, we should be together
but the suits on the 1st floor dont want me around anymore, it will never get better...
goodbye -

Decks gone cold, i wonder why, i came down here at all,
there nonone in the poker room, it's like an empty hall,
and even if the food werent shte , the attendences will fall
it reminds me, that its got so bad its got so bad thats all

Nice one Willie. I'll hum this to myself as I play the Sat tonight
I'll work on another one tomorrow and throw it up.

Lazare

Show me the way to go home,

I'm tired and I wanna go te bed,

I got'em in against the chief about an hour ago,

He sucked out, and now I'm dead!

No matter where I raised,

In early, middle or late,

I would always find him tagging along,

Show me the way to go home.



Show me the way to go home,

I'm tired and I wanna go te bed,

I had Kings, I had Aces, I'd a set of nines,

He sucked out on every one!

He called my big all in,

With a Jack and a four of clubs,

A four on the flop another one on the turn,

Show me the way to go home


Show me the way to go home,

I'm tired and I wanna go te bed,

I've been chiefed, I've been chiefed, I've been Chee hee hee heefed

Show me the way to go home.

Pabloh

Lol. Nice one Lazare. I was planning my own homage to El Chiefie but it'll wait for a bit.

Lazare

I actually penned that about 2 years ago, but it got no love then. This seemed the perfect thread for it. Do you like the 'Jaws' linkage? Edit, this is the first time I've posted from my mobile phone, pretty cool.

Conbro

Excellent work guys

ollyk1

Lazare wrote: »

I actually penned that about 2 years ago, but it got no love then. This seemed the perfect thread for it. Do you like the 'Jaws' linkage? Edit, this is the first time I've posted from my mobile phone, pretty cool.

Posting via my Tytn II in Barstow California now if only I could bust a rhyme. Bah.

Are you using opera mini Conor? It's the nuts.

Lazare

ollyk1 wrote: »

Posting via my Tytn II in Barstow California now if only I could bust a rhyme. Bah.

Are you using opera mini Conor? It's the nuts.

No Olly, it's just a standard mobile browser, it's pretty basic really. I've seen your one in the SE, it was sh1t hot, mine's nowhere near as good.

I need to get a new phone soon, you obv recommend opera mini then.

ollyk1

Lazare wrote: »

No Olly, it's just a standard mobile browser, it's pretty basic really. I've seen your one in the SE, it was sh1t hot, mine's nowhere near as good.

I need to get a new phone soon, you obv recommend opera mini then.

I have opera mini installed on my sony ericcson as well and it makes it much faster due to the compression used. It's free so check it out. Basic mobiles can do so much now its unreal. I also have a betfair applet for getting my gamble on while playing cards!

SpencerJames

wow........what have i been missing!!!!!!!!! absolutely classic.


dont bluff the ste!

El Stuntman

SpencerJames wrote: »

wow........what have i been missing!!!!!!!!! absolutely classic.


dont bluff the ste!

excellent thread

now for the 'don't do flipz with BCB' thread...