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Balls!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    Getinthebackofthevan!!!!!!!!

    Hahahahahahahahahaha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,318 ✭✭✭✭carchaeologist


    D.cool your boots man.This pills valued at two quid.
    W.Two quid?!Youre out of your mind!
    M.Thats sense withnail.
    W.You can stick it up your arse for nothing and fcuk off while youre doing it!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,318 ✭✭✭✭carchaeologist


    What FCUKER said that!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    My wife is having a baby...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,318 ✭✭✭✭carchaeologist


    Keep back,keep back!!The entire sinks gone rotten!I dont know whats in here!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    The poop will boil through the glaze. We'll never be able to use the dinner service again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,318 ✭✭✭✭carchaeologist


    put on the gloves!!dont attempt anything without the gloves!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    he scrubbed his hands until the bones shown like polished ivory


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    then the ****er shall rue the day!

    fork it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,318 ✭✭✭✭carchaeologist


    i must have asprin!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭edgesgirl


    Scrubbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭edgesgirl


    Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    thirteen million londoners have to wake up to this. the murder and all-bran
    and rape?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,610 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    This suit was cut by Hawke’s of Saville row.

    Genealogy Forum Mod



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,318 ✭✭✭✭carchaeologist


    Just because the best tailoring youve ever seen is above your fcuking appendix doesnt mean anything!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,318 ✭✭✭✭carchaeologist


    Shut that gate!!!SHUT THAT GATE!!!


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,610 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    Moo

    Genealogy Forum Mod



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    A coward you are Withnail! An expert on bulls you are not!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,318 ✭✭✭✭carchaeologist


    Ah my boys,my boys,we're at the end of an age.We live in a land of weather forecasts,and breakfasts that 'set in'.Shat on by tories,shovelled up by labour.And here we are.We three.Perhaps the last island of beauty in the world.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,318 ✭✭✭✭carchaeologist


    Yes, we'll buy this place!!And we'll get a fcuking jukebox in here to liven all these stiffs up a bit!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    how dare you! how dare you! how Dare you call Me inhumane?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,318 ✭✭✭✭carchaeologist


    If i see that silage heap hanging around up here il take the bastard axe to him!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    who's the huge spade in the bath?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,318 ✭✭✭✭carchaeologist


    My thumbs have gone weird...im getting the fear!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    i do. i invented it in camberwell. and it looks like a carrot. it will tend to make you very high.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,318 ✭✭✭✭carchaeologist


    We're not drunks...we're multimillionaires!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    i've got a bastard behind the eyes!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,318 ✭✭✭✭carchaeologist


    Couldnt we allow ourselves just this one moment of indiscretion!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    you told him i was a toilet trader?!


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,610 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    Look at Geoff Woade. His head must weigh fifty pounds on its own.

    Genealogy Forum Mod



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