Balls!

El Weirdo

We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now.

Bob the Builder

who's "we"?

Giblet

We are multi millionares!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I've got some warm cherry aclopop if that'll do...?

orestes

Whitnail & I?

Giblet

orestes wrote: »

Whitnail & I?

No.

Withnail & I

El Weirdo

The Hitcher wrote: »

We are multi millionares!

We'll buy this place!

orestes

The Hitcher wrote: »

No.

Withnail & I

Don't threaten me with a dead fish :mad:

El Weirdo

orestes wrote: »

Don't threaten me with a dead fish :mad:

We've come on holiday by mistake!

*sits and waits for this thread to be moved to the film quotes forum*

bleg

AFFLUENCE, why not burn a 50 euro note instead?

mericanlove

How do I supply a picon me profile? any one know? anyways, WHAT'S UP HER ? how ya'll doin in the sticks? Im from California and tryin it out...


Tanx for any repy...

Desi

Crumble Froo

Im in a park and im practically dead! what good is the country side going to do me?

I *demand* to have some booze!

You fool! You should never mix your drinks!

aweosme thread

Pherekydes

el_weirdo wrote: »

We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now.

Ask an economist:

Liquid asset dot com

tman

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055282912

Strange coincidence ¬_¬

WindSock

Ponce

Ciaran500

mericanlove wrote: »

WHAT'S UP HER ?

Pics?

Sherifu

el_weirdo wrote: »

We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now.

You won't find them in Sligo.

SEPT 23 1989

I often wonder where Norman is now. Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. A cat, rain, Vim under the sink, and both bars on. But old now, there is no true beauty without decay.

doonothing

WHAT'S YOUR NAME MCF**K!

I happen to find the cauliflower more beautiful than the rose...

It's all politics really

God I'm gonna watch the face of that movie today!

Sherifu

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

The Real B-man

We've gone on holiday by mistake!

El Weirdo

Sherifu wrote: »

You won't find them in Sligo.

I'll just have half a bottle of Blue Nun...

Ooops... Wrong thread...

The Queen

A fine bottle of Vodka? Smirnoff Black Label perhaps?

I really don't know what's going on here....:o

Crumble Froo

WindSock wrote: »

Ponce

Perfumed ponce!

'maybe he wrote it,in a momment of drunken sincerity :eek: '


, hey, are you teh farmer btw?

kev_s88

why is there a gigantic spade in our bathtub??

you've got anti-freeze dont you.....

Hermy

I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth
and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition
that this goodly frame, the earth,
seems to me a sterile promontory;
this most excellent canopy, the air, look you,
this brave ov’rhanging firmament,
this majestical roof fretted with golden fire;
why, it appeareth nothing to me
but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason,
how infinite in faculties, how like an angel in apprehension,
how like a God!
The beauty of the world, paragon of animals;
and yet to me, what is this quintessence of dust?
Man delights not me, no, nor women neither, nor women neither.

El Weirdo

Crumble Froo wrote: »

, hey, are you teh farmer btw?

Stop asking that Withnail! Of course he's the ****ing farmer!

kev_s88

I mean to have you, boy, even if it must be burglary......

Hermy

Why didn't I get any soup?

Sherifu

It's too late to apologise, it's too lateeeeeeeeeee

Hermy

How dare you!

Sherifu

So it was one of those completely random nights, the ones where you go out for one drink after work and end up getting home at some time the next day with no recollection of anything but a sore head and a bad feeling that you did something you shouldn't have, but you can't quite remember what it is.

So we left the pub at around 11ish to head on into town, there was probably a group of about 8 of us, we were having a good laugh, boozing away, then I decided I wanted to liven up a little bit so I hit the Double vodka red bulls, lethal decision on my part, I became some sort of Michael Flatly jumping all around the place, legs flailing, arms not moving, grabbing random dance partners and trying to lift them in the air, that sort of thing. One of my friends decided it was time for me to go home before I through some poor girl across the bar. I mumbled some sort of agreement as I was feeling a bit rough.

I got outside and instead of getting a taxi I decided to walk home, which is a fair walk but I decided it would help me sober up. I got to a local park near my house which was the perfect shortcut to get home through, there I was minding my own business when a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin' trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared. She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air', I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror, if anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Crumble Froo

this would be a good thread for drunken stories, actually.

how dare you? how dare you?! how dare you call me inhumane!

Hermy

Danny's a genius.

kev_s88

Monty you terrible cunt!!

El Weirdo

Crumble Froo wrote: »

this would be a good thread for drunken stories, actually.

Only if the stories involve narrowly avoiding being buggered by a fat, homosexual, failed actor.:D

Hermy

My wife is having a baby.

El Weirdo

Hermy wrote: »

My wife is having a baby.

Oh yes... and acts of extreme cowardice from one of the main protagonists...:D

Hermy

A coward you are Withnail. An expert on bulls you are not!

El Weirdo

My thumbs have gone weird.

Hermy

We’ve just run out of wine

Crumble Froo

el_weirdo wrote: »

Only if the stories involve narrowly avoiding being buggered by a fat, homosexual, failed actor.:D

i believed he calls himself a thesbian. and he didnt so much fail, as realise one day, that he would never play the dane

Matt Holck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_epvi-GuRT8

Fremen

If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumor was a birthday present.

El Weirdo

Fremen wrote: »

If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumor was a birthday present.

Balls! I'll swallow it and run a mile.

Fremen

This doll is extremely dangerous. It has voodoo qualities.

doonothing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQtJmp7C7MI&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5EmCKbWS6c

Hair are your aerials...

This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

El Weirdo

doonothing wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQtJmp7C7MI&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5EmCKbWS6c

Exactly what prompted me to start this thread... That and lots of booze... I demand to have some booze!:D

Crumble Froo

you fool, withnail! you should never mix your drinks!

Hermy

A pair of quadruple whiskies and another pair of pints please.

El Weirdo

Chin chin.