stripping

holdups

i have this fantasy of stripping , i know it sounds mad but i would love to dress up and take off my clothes to music. am i mad? has anyone else had this fantasy

bren2002

I smell a Troll....

Gillo

bren2002 wrote: »

I smell a Troll....

Yes, but it could be an interesting troll.

Bet his inbox in filling up with a lot of pm's offering assistance

holdups

holdups wrote: »

i have this fantasy of stripping , i know it sounds mad but i would love to dress up and take off my clothes to music. am i mad? has anyone else had this fantasy

Generally in order to take ones clothes off, u must dress up!!


A/S/L?


Lemme guess and u can tell me how close i get......14/m/monaghan?

Xavi6

Not only trolling here, but he's hit PI too

bren2002

Yeah, spotted that too

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

Not only trolling here, but he's hit PI too

Wanting to dress up and strip is a PI now!? Sh*t i better get my @ss over there and get PI's opinions on what i should drink tonight before I go out.


Poll:


a: Dutchies

b: Bavaria!!


:pac::pac:



I always feel for the poor sods over at PI who actually give serious and concerned advice to the trolljobs..

aye

Deleted User wrote: »

Wanting to dress up and strip is a PI now!? Sh*t i better get my @ss over there and get PI's opinions on what i should drink tonight before I go out.


Poll:


a: Dutchies

b: Bavaria!!


:pac::pac:

eh neither! both are horrible.

try cobra beer, well nice.

Xavi6

Problem is though, these sort of trolls have to be taken seriously in PI.

aye

aye wrote: »

eh neither! both are horrible.

try cobra beer, well nice.

Im a big fan of Tiger beer myself, have a few bottles lyin around at home, might use them, what ya think? This is a very serious PI for me so please be blunt!

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

Problem is though, these sort of trolls have to be taken seriously in PI.

Yea did u read the "nullo" one? Jesus some of the serious posts had me cryin with laughter! it was the most transparent troll job ever and it was doin the rounds as an email a few years back.

Dragan

Personally i strip on average once a day, unless i go to the gym when i tend to strip a couple of times a day.

Sometimes there i music sometimes there is not.

I can guarantee their is always a heavy amount of sexual tension in the air.

Dudess

Well if it's not a troll then no, it's not an unusual fantasy. Plenty of women have it, including me. I've often considered the idea of getting into burlesque.

Dragan

Dragan wrote: »

Personally i strip on average once a day, unless i go to the gym when i tend to strip a couple of times a day.

Sometimes there i music sometimes there is not.

I can guarantee their is always a heavy amount of sexual tension in the air.

Oh man, every time theres music I just have to strip. Its a compulsion and its very embarrassing.


"This song makes me want to party, I think I'm gonna party right now"

do you love it?

stripping is class....has anyone ever tried pole dancing???
great for fitness, except i was covered in bruises after.......

ChewChew

omg I totally love it. I get up every morning and get dressed. Then (wait for it) I fantasise all day about getting home, taking my clothes off. . slowly. . ripping them off. . whatever tickles my mood.. . then I get into bed. it happens every single day.

Xavi6

Deleted User wrote: »

Yea did u read the "nullo" one? Jesus some of the serious posts had me cryin with laughter! it was the most transparent troll job ever and it was doin the rounds as an email a few years back.

Ha ha I did get that! Hilarious stuff

do you love it?

ChewChew wrote: »

omg I totally love it. I get up every morning and get dressed. Then (wait for it) I fantasise all day about getting home, taking my clothes off. . slowly. . ripping them off. . whatever tickles my mood.. . then I get into bed. it happens every single day.

and then do you just like go to sleep?

MizzLolly

I started a thread on pole dancing before.

It's a great idea!

ChewChew

ChewChew wrote: »

omg I totally love it. I get up every morning and get dressed. Then (wait for it) I fantasise all day about getting home, taking my clothes off. . slowly. . ripping them off. . whatever tickles my mood.. . then I get into bed. it happens every single day.

OMG OMG OMG! We share the same wild fantasy, we should so get together like!!

do you love it?

MizzLolly wrote: »

I started a thread on pole dancing before.

It's a great idea!

have you done it before?

Dragan

do you love it? wrote: »

have you done it before?

I did it once. My stage name was "Julio Overlast" but my career came crashing to a hault LITERALLY after one of the girls got jealous of my firm mutton like buttocks and took the liberty of oiling my pole before i went on stage.

OOOOOH EEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ChewChew

do you love it? wrote: »

and then do you just like go to sleep?

well like, it depends. sometimes I might read like a book. or sometimes I might mess around with the box (the bleedin tv!!) and sometimes I might just go to sleep.

Deleted User wrote: »

OMG OMG OMG! We share the same wild fantasy, we should so get together like!!

OMG OMG OMG I sense some excitement!!! hahaha. but if we share the EXACT same wild fantasy then yes!! we should!! haha;)

Dragan

ChewChew wrote: »

OMG OMG OMG I sense some excitement!!! hahaha. but if we share the EXACT same wild fantasy then yes!! we should!! haha;)

If it helps Neil gets Dragan's Seal of Approval for "A dude i have never met in real life but know that if i did he would be a sound dude."

It's a rarity.

ChewChew

Dragan wrote: »

If it helps Neil gets Dragan's Seal of Approval for "A dude i have never met in real life but know that if i did he would be a sound dude."

It's a rarity.

So chewy gets to bag the ''sound dude'' or does the ''sound dude'' get to bag the chewy one. questions questions.

Dragan

ChewChew wrote: »

So chewy gets to bag the ''sound dude'' or does the ''sound dude'' get to bag the chewy one. questions questions.

Well that one is entirely up to you guys. I mean, i can mediate to a degree but frankly i think it would be a tad uncomfortable if i were in the room at the time.

I'd be fine, it's you guys i'm concerned about.

Wibbs

Dragan wrote: »

I did it once. My stage name was "Julio Overlast" but my career came crashing to a hault LITERALLY after one of the girls got jealous of my firm mutton like buttocks and took the liberty of oiling my pole before i went on stage.

OOOOOH EEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nevyn

holdups wrote: »

i have this fantasy of stripping , i know it sounds mad but i would love to dress up and take off my clothes to music. am i mad? has anyone else had this fantasy

Being overtly sexual is something a lot of women fantasise about tbh,
the more buttoned down and respectable they have to be the more the
taboo interests them.

Funny how so many people think wanton = lack of intelligence.

ChewChew

ChewChew wrote: »

well like, it depends. sometimes I might read like a book. or sometimes I might mess around with the box (the bleedin tv!!) and sometimes I might just go to sleep.

Oooh errrr! More than one by the looks of it!!!

ChewChew wrote:

OMG OMG OMG I sense some excitement!!! hahaha. but if we share the EXACT same wild fantasy then yes!! we should!! haha;)

Hmm, now Id have to know what the EXACT wild fantasy of yours is now......Im open to PM's :pac::pac::pac:

Dragan

Dragan wrote: »

If it helps Neil gets Dragan's Seal of Approval for "A dude i have never met in real life but know that if i did he would be a sound dude."

It's a rarity.

Thanks dude! Appreciate it, in fear of turning this thread into "Neil and Dragans love in" ill just say same to you!!

Dragan wrote: »

Well that one is entirely up to you guys. I mean, i can mediate to a degree but frankly i think it would be a tad uncomfortable if i were in the room at the time.

I'd be fine, it's you guys i'm concerned about.

Some people are into that sort of thing, not me now mind u but if u look u will find!!! :pac::pac::pac::D:pac::pac::pac:

mike65

Dudess wrote: »

I've often considered the idea of getting into burlesque.

Me goes for a lie down....

























...in a cold bath

Mike.

Dudess

Thaedydal wrote: »

Being overtly sexual is something a lot of women fantasise about tbh,
the more buttoned down and respectable they have to be the more the
taboo interests them.

Funny how so many people think wanton = lack of intelligence.

Being overtly sexual in the corsets and stockings sense is what appeals to me - majorly. I find it a huge turn-on. I'm a big fan of Agent Provocateur lingerie. Being overtly sexual in the stereotypical lapdancer sense (bleached hair, orange tan, fake tits, black lip-liner, piercing above the lip, massive platforms with "glass" heels/soles, white dress with lots of "holes" and made from a stretchy, shiny material) does not appeal to me.

Tar.Aldarion

Dudess wrote: »

Well if it's not a troll then no, it's not an unusual fantasy. Plenty of women have it, including me. I've often considered the idea of getting into burlesque.

pix

Nevyn

Dudess wrote: »

Being overtly sexual in the corsets and stockings sense is what appeals to me - majorly. I find it a huge turn-on. I'm a big fan of Agent Provocateur lingerie. Being overtly sexual in the stereotypical lapdancer sense (bleached hair, orange tan, fake tits, black lip-liner, piercing above the lip, massive platforms with "glass" heels/soles, white dress with lots of "holes" and made from a stretchy, shiny material) does not appeal to me.

Erotic and sensual Vs porn and sleaze.

Dudess

Yep. This is what I consider sexy:



This is not:

Nevyn

ah the sexpot vs the skank.

MizzLolly

The first picture is definately the best one. That Jordan one is just annoying! I think hold ups and corsets and all are far better than sleazy topless pics. If you look at somebody like Dita Von Teese and then look at Paris Hilton for example, Von Teese wins by a mile. (well, in my opinion)

Dudess

Maggie Gyllenhaal's figure is just luscious. I could look at her all day.

FlutterinBantam

:eek:

challengemaster

:eek:*fap*

Doctor DooM

Thaedydal wrote: »

ah the sexpot vs the skank.

"The difference between erotic and pornagraphic is the difference between using a feather or the whole chicken."

MizzLolly

SDooM wrote: »

"The difference between erotic and pornagraphic is the difference between using a feather or the whole chicken."

Hahaha I studied that psychology last year!!!

Doctor DooM

MizzLolly wrote: »

Hahaha I studied that psychology last year!!!

*Flicks through boards hand book* Ahem... "pics or it didn't happen..? "


Its absolutely true though. Ladygirls can use their sexuality like a sledgehammer or a like a feather.

Or another analogy, Jordan there is like fast food. Instant gratification, but you wouldnt eat it every day.

Gordon

Both sexy imo.

Doctor DooM

Dudess wrote: »

Maggie Gyllenhaal's figure is just luscious. I could look at her all day.

Seen her in Secretary?


Bloody


HELL

Dudess

Gordon wrote: »

Both sexy imo.

To be fair, Jordan's bod (apart from the "breasts") looks great in that pic.

MizzLolly

SDooM wrote: »

*Flicks through boards hand book* Ahem... "pics or it didn't happen..? "


Its absolutely true though. Ladygirls can use their sexuality like a sledgehammer or a like a feather.

Pics of my psychology lecturer?

SDooM wrote: »

Or another analogy, Jordan there is like fast food. Instant gratification, but you wouldnt eat it every day.

Oh My...

Dragan

Odd, i was just watching Maggie in "Stranger than Fiction" last night thinking "Damn, i could marry that chick."

The only other woman in history to make me consider the martial way has been Natalie Portman. Fair play Maggie.

My being unable to remember her face lead me to google Maggie there, safe search function off, almost every pic that came up involved nudity....nice!!

Dudess

Dragan wrote: »

The only other woman in history to make me consider the martial way has been Natalie Portman. Fair play Maggie.

Natalie and Maggie make you wanna take up kung fu? Unusual...

Dudess

Dudess wrote: »

Natalie and Maggie make you wanna take up kung fu? Unusual...

Is it unusual that Jessica Alba made me wanna take up scuba diving? :pac::pac: