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Small hours the morning....

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  • 12-04-2008 4:30am
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    Doctor DooM
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    So, I'm sitting in my living room, after playing wing man for 4 hours.

    I did everything right, telling the target what a great guy my housemate is while he was in the bog.

    I can actually hear My house mates fruits of My labour.


    Crap.

    What's your excuse for being up, and any words of consolation?


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    AlmightyCushion
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    I'm downloading a few big files and I was playing this game for a while. Not having work in the morning helps.


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,044 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Had sex, now posting on boards. Posting on boards is my post-coitus equivalent of a cigarette.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    Doctor DooM
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    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    I'm downloading a few big files and I was playing this game for a while. Not having work in the morning helps.

    No work tomorrow.

    My wingman work means I am quite drunk, so riddles arent good! Although I do feel next time I am interested in some one, by the sounds of things My house mate will tell them I am a neuro surgeon.


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    Holsten
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    I'm drinking and was playing some games, thats why I'm up.

    And for how drunk I feel I'm surprized I can type so well! :D:D


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    Doctor DooM
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    Holsten wrote: »
    I'm drinking and was playing some games, thats why I'm up.

    And for how drunk I feel I'm surprized I can type so well! :D:D

    jion teh club, i am Pisesd.


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    useful_contacts
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    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Had sex, now posting on boards..

    god im horny :D;):D


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    Doctor DooM
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    useful_contacts wrote: »
    god im horny :D;):D

    Stay away from me, so!


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    tribulus
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    useful_contacts wrote: »
    god im horny :D;):D

    I put on my robe and wizard hat...


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    Doctor DooM
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    tribulus wrote: »
    I put on my robe and wizard hat...

    If you intend to meaure the size of your broomstick against his, Im out of here.


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    tribulus
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    I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory...

    Sorry :o I must have read that log many times over by now, still hilarious.

    And I can't sleep and have no reason to either because it's Saturday.


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    Nerin
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    tribulus wrote: »
    I put on my robe and wizard hat...

    lol, bash ;)

    well im always awake till about 8 or 9 these days before i pass out and awake at 4pm with a laptop beside my head...
    sometimes blood and a severed head too...
    :confused:


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    Doctor DooM
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    nerin wrote: »
    lol, bash ;)

    well im always awake till about 8 or 9 these days before i pass out and awake at 4pm with a laptop beside my head...
    sometimes blood and a severed head too...
    :confused:

    Well at least you are not me, i have just covered my sleeping kitten in a mountain of wheelies, chickattes and snax wrappers, just to see what happens when she wakes!


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    Mr. CooL ICE
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    Had an assignment due up today (or yesterday) and did an all-nighter, resulting in a 34-hour sleep-less stint. Went for a nap at 8 and woke up at 12. I still need sleep, but won't be able to for another few hours



    Playing a russian version of Assassin's Creed while I try to tire my brain out :p


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    useful_contacts
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    im a woman


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    useful_contacts
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    SDooM wrote: »
    and snax wrappers,!

    mmmmmmmmmmm snax im so hungry now :(


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    Nerin
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    useful_contacts wrote: »
    im a woman
    no you arent,this is the internet ;)
    *in before pics or gtfo*


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    useful_contacts
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    nerin wrote: »
    no you arent,this is the internet ;)
    *in before pics or gtfo*

    *searches net for convincing female pic to show* :D:D


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    Doctor DooM
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    useful_contacts wrote: »
    im a woman

    ASL? :D

    Come here often?

    Star sign?


    Er...


    How you doin'?


    Damnit


    So, you like penises?


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    Doctor DooM
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    useful_contacts wrote: »
    mmmmmmmmmmm snax im so hungry now :(

    Cats not even awake. 3 wrappers on her now


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    tribulus
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    Perhaps a sticky for a wee hours and general insomnia thread? Ban anyone who posts there before the nightly back up! Or something like that.


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    useful_contacts
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    SDooM wrote: »
    ASL? :D

    Come here often?

    Star sign?


    Er...


    How you doin'?


    Damnit


    So, you like penises?

    wow dont you sound confident :D


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    Doctor DooM
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    useful_contacts wrote: »
    wow dont you sound confident :D

    I can sound like anything you want me too :D


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    useful_contacts
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    SDooM wrote: »
    I can sound like anything you want me too :D

    wanna sound like a mac donalds:) cos im ****ing starving :(


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    Nerin
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    useful_contacts wrote: »
    *searches net for convincing female pic to show* :D:D
    lol

    @SDoom, heres a few for ya.
    a certain bisexual lady told me her favorite chatup line was "kiss me or i'll $hit in your handbag"

    friend of mine who is in new zealand swears by "how would ya like ta be buried with myyy peeeople" in a bogger accent....


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    Nerin
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    tribulus wrote: »
    Perhaps a sticky for a wee hours and general insomnia thread? Ban anyone who posts there before the nightly back up! Or something like that.
    late night insomniacs forum for the win!!!1!eleventy!


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    useful_contacts
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    waits for pm.......









    mmmmmmmmmm toast and jam *runs to kitchen*


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    Doctor DooM
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    useful_contacts wrote: »
    wanna sound like a mac donalds:) cos im ****ing starving :(

    Surely.

    You can suck My super size straw any day, etc. :)


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    Doctor DooM
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    nerin wrote: »
    lol

    @SDoom, heres a few for ya.
    a certain bisexual lady told me her favorite chatup line was "kiss me or i'll $hit in your handbag"

    friend of mine who is in new zealand swears by "how would ya like ta be buried with myyy peeeople" in a bogger accent....

    I find that strangely attractive. :D


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    useful_contacts
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    SDooM wrote: »
    Surely.

    You can suck My super size straw any day, etc. :)

    try a mac chilcken sandwich and i might have a go :D:D


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    Nerin
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    SDooM wrote: »
    I find that strangely attractive. :D
    i think its the face he makes when he says it too, looks the right mucksavage


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