The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

Des

Des wrote: »

Don't borrow any money.

Stop doing things you can't afford to do.

Stop spending money you don't have.

Simple willpower.

You went to the cinema last night. How much did that cost you?

Tickets and munchies.

I'm out of debt as of 2 weeks ago.

I'm only goin on the p1ss once this month and thats next weekend for my brithday which I think I should allow myself to do!

I wont be goin into any massive debt (like i got into back in May and have been payin off ever since) but I'm just curious whether I'll make it to the next paycheque without borrowing.

Cinema cost me €15 for ticket and munch.

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Deleted User wrote: »

I'm only goin on the p1ss once this month and thats next weekend for my brithday which I think I should allow myself to do!

This weekend coming, or the one after?

My Birthday soon too

Deleted User wrote: »

Cinema cost me €15 for ticket and munch.

So, that's fifteen quid you could have in your pocket now if you'd stayed in with your gf and had a cup of tea and some biscuits instead.

ibh

Mr Alan wrote: »

anyone see "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"?

have to admit, saw it last week and thought it was gonna be ****e, but man i enjoyed it

I was exactly the same. I was expecting it to be rubbish but it was better than I expected and got quite a few laughs from me. Actually more laughs from me than from herself…:o

ibh

Deleted User wrote: »

Fuckin great film! So many laughs in it and Mila Kunis is unbelievable in it.

I presume you mean unbelievably hot in it. And yeah she is. Love that 70's show..

Frisbee

Nice!

Boggles

2 Words

brav O

Des

Des wrote: »

This weekend coming, or the one after?

My Birthday soon too

The one after. My birthdays on Tuesday but gonna go out next Friday. When's yours?

Des wrote: »

So, that's fifteen quid you could have in your pocket now if you'd stayed in with your gf and had a cup of tea and some biscuits instead.

Yes I know. We've been doin that a lot lately cos we're both broke so that was a splurge!

ibh wrote: »

I presume you mean unbelievably hot in it.

Of course, what else would I mean! :pac:

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Deleted User wrote: »

The one after. My birthdays on Tuesday but gonna go out next Friday. When's yours?

Wednesday week.

You do realise we are both the product of a night of valentine's lovin'!

Do the maths dude.

You know it's true.

ibh

Des wrote: »

Wednesday week.

You do realise we are both the product of a night of valentine's lovin'!

Do the maths dude.

You know it's true.

Hopefully not involving any of the same people!:D

Des

Des wrote: »

Wednesday week.

You do realise we are both the product of a night of valentine's lovin'!

Do the maths dude.

You know it's true.

Yea I know!

I was due on the 18th apparently....yea right. You're the 19th then yea?! I always tease my mum saying I was definitely due on the 14th!! :pac:

So we're both scorpios, that makes us what now!? I'm unaware of characteristics associated with star signs (cos they're rubbish)

John Mason

I have €3.67 in my bank account i dont get paid for another 19 days and des is expecting a big birthday present

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Deleted User wrote: »

So we're both scorpios,

We're both what?

I had a girl tell me one time that we were incompatible because we were both the same star sign.

Idiot.

We were incompatible because you read that shíte and I think it's a load of codswallop.

Codswallop.

Anyone ever wallop a cod?

Mr Alan

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

and des is expecting a big birthday present

i'm sure you can use your imagination :eek:

Mr Alan

Des wrote: »

Anyone ever wallop a cod?

nope.

i was in the presence of a mackeral being walloped though.

John Mason

Scorpio's feelings are intense, passionate and last for eternity. Scorpio has an all or nothing attitude to sex and deep, powerful and tempestuous instincts. Scorpios enjoy giving, withholding, delaying and releasing pleasure and can scratch and bite.

There is a sense of urgency to their desire which adds to their intensity. Not surprisingly their more timid partners may feel safer under the bed than under the covers. Drawn to all that is mysterious, forbidden and taboo, Scorpio will leave no area unexplored in their search for ultimate sexual satisfaction.

Scorpio is also associated with the pelvis, buttocks and genital apparatus and these areas should be given special attention and handled regularly and with sensitivity.
How to score with a Scorpio: Scorpio can read others like a book so be direct and honest. If they like you you’ll know; they’ll reciprocate increasingly intimate physical contact.
Ideal date: Scorpios don't mind a little danger and mystery and the risk of discovery can turn them on. Take them on a trip on the Orient Express.

Des

Des wrote: »

We're both what?

I had a girl tell me one time that we were incompatible because we were both the same star sign.

Idiot.

We were incompatible because you read that shíte and I think it's a load of codswallop.

Codswallop.

Anyone ever wallop a cod?

It is nonsense altogether. I find it funny watching some people who won't leave home without reading them!

Frisbee

Deleted User wrote: »

It is nonsense altogether.

+1
Along with fortune tellers.

pink fluffy bunny

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

Scorpio's feelings are intense, passionate and last for eternity. Scorpio has an all or nothing attitude to sex and deep, powerful and tempestuous instincts. Scorpios enjoy giving, withholding, delaying and releasing pleasure and can scratch and bite.

There is a sense of urgency to their desire which adds to their intensity. Not surprisingly their more timid partners may feel safer under the bed than under the covers. Drawn to all that is mysterious, forbidden and taboo, Scorpio will leave no area unexplored in their search for ultimate sexual satisfaction.

Scorpio is also associated with the pelvis, buttocks and genital apparatus and these areas should be given special attention and handled regularly and with sensitivity.
How to score with a Scorpio: Scorpio can read others like a book so be direct and honest. If they like you you’ll know; they’ll reciprocate increasingly intimate physical contact.
Ideal date: Scorpios don't mind a little danger and mystery and the risk of discovery can turn them on. Take them on a trip on the Orient Express.

Hahahaha! :pac:

What about bipolar scorpios?

Agrophobic scorpios?

Reclusive scorpios?

Slutty scorpios?!

Tell me u don't buy into that drivel pfb!



Though some of that stuff applies to me!! :eek::D:pac:

Spud83

Is it just me or Des bustin a lot of chops today?

Frisbee

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Is it just me or Des bustin a lot of chops today?

You've just painted a bullseye on your chops for a serious busting...

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alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Is it just me or Des bustin a lot of chops today?

Where?

alanmurphy83

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Is it just me or Des bustin a lot of chops today?

No, you're just not bustin enough. That's all.

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Well folks.

I have myself a stalker.

Frisbee

Des wrote: »

Well folks.

I have myself a stalker.

Stalker is such a harsh word.
I prefer sociopath

Spud83

Des wrote: »

Well folks.

I have myself a stalker.

I think PFP would prefer if you called her your girlfriend.

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alanmurphy83 wrote: »

I think she would prefer if you called her your girlfriend.

lol

No, check out my profile comments.

:eek::eek:

John Mason

Des wrote: »

lol

No, check out my profile comments.

:eek::eek:

LOL

Do you want me to come down to work and sort them out for you :cool:

Spud83

Des wrote: »

lol

No, check out my profile comments.

:eek::eek:

Well they are not wrong get back to work!!!

alanmurphy83

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Well they are not wrong get back to work!!!

you quit your chop bustin and get back to work!

Xavi6

Lol at Des' stalker

Just bought myself a new laptop. Sweet as.