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Necronomicon

I think this may be my first ever proper drunken post. I usually don't drink too heavily but I may have had my body weight in the stuff tonight.

Funnily enough I always seem to maintain my typing coherence when i've been drinking though.

I'm afraid to go to bed in fear of the dreaded beer-spins.

Xavi6

In 6 hours time I will embark on a 5 hour long free piss up. End of year football thing and the club are putting on a three course meal in some swanky hotel with free alcohol between 7 and 12. Gonna get Lionel Messi!

GuanYin

GuanYin wrote: »

It started several thousand posts ago, it's just been more common in the last few hundred posts.

Fair nuff.

GuanYin wrote:

I have a tablet PC, so I tend to browse boards standing in the corner when people are talking about things I'm not particularly interested or involved in.

I usually flick onto boards about every half hour - 40 mins and how long I stay on depends on the banter!

GuanYin wrote:

I like soda and lime

Otherwise a good red wine or a well made espresso martini.

What about you, all beer, right?

It depends on the scenario. I've been single for a while (by choice may I add! :pac: - cue smart comment! :P) so haven't really done the whole eating out thing a whole lot bar the odd occasion but when I'm eating eating i actually really like white wine. If i'm just goin out to party I start off with beer and then onto Jager usually.

If I'm havin 2 or 3 drinks with a couple of mates then nothing beats a couple of pints of Guinness.

monkey9

monkey9 wrote: »

Will Ferrell is in it so therefore you have to love it.

Nay! This was maybe true about 3-4 years ago but now generally anything with him in it I vigorously avoid. He hasn't made anything that made me laugh since Anchorman. I thought "Elf" was atrocious tbh.

Boggles

Necronomicon wrote: »

Funnily enough I always seem to maintain my typing coherence when i've been drinking though.

Damn, you were doing so well too!

Necronomicon wrote: »

I'm afraid to go to bed in fear of the dreaeded beer-spins.

Charlie

Alreet lads.

To the boys on here last night, never ever drink and forum.

Deleted User wrote: »

A season in Whistler in Canada followed by a tour of the US at different training camps with the pros (MMA - I'm a geek), then back to S.E. Asia then hopefully a year in Oz where I'll find a wife.....I have a weakness! :pac:

Yeah Whistler is savage. Went camping up there when I was in Vancouver (proper rugged-man camping:cool:), and it is in a world of its own in terms scenery and the like. Would love to do another summer in Vancouver, and then head up to Whistler for the snow season. Supposedly jobs a plenty as long a you get up by the end of September.

So when are we booking the flights? :pac::pac:

Necronomicon

Boggles wrote: »

Damn, you were doing so well too!

Damn you

I feel pretty crummy, gonna go for a swim in a minute which is my favourite hangover remedy.

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Alreet lads.

To the boys on here last night, never ever drink and forum.

Ah no, there have been some legendary threads around here as a result of drinking and forum-ing. There was one gem from Archimedes in AH a while back. I also remember Kjdacl arguing with just about everyone in the Soccer forum last year after a match. Not completely sure he was drunk, but that was the general assumption

charlie mchugh

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Yeah Whistler is savage. Went camping up there when I was in Vancouver (proper rugged-man camping:cool:), and it is in a world of its own in terms scenery and the like. Would love to do another summer in Vancouver, and then head up to Whistler for the snow season. Supposedly jobs a plenty as long a you get up by the end of September.

So when are we booking the flights? :pac::pac:

Gotta admit I've stopped in here once or twice when locked....never a good idea!

Yea i've only heard good things, would really enjoy that tbh so hoping to get it done.

Well I've 2 years to go on my contract/exams here then I plan to leave this place for at least 2-3 years!! But I've a while to go yet...plus i've to save teh monies!

Xavi6

Lol I remember the Archimedes AH one. Had to PM the poor lad to make sure he was ok. Sound lad.

Charlie

I thought you were meant to be on your bender, sans paying?

Would I be right in assuming that if this is a work do, and the boss is picking up the tab, a few of the shelias will be making fools of themselves, Christmas-do styley?

Edit: Where's all your sigs gone? Teh bacon pull a Rodney King on ya?

Morning cunts,

O dear

That is all!

Charlie

Has anyone ever seen the Graham Taylor documentary about his time as England manager during the '94 qualifying campaign. It was on ITV4 a few days ago.

Absolutely epic viewing, on a par with David Brent in terms of cringe.

Anyways,

You can watch the full thing here. Well worth a watch.

Publin

Nothing like a killer hangover the night after winning the league :cool:, beautiful.

Today is going to be a write off . Still hammered, got about 3 hours sleep and am absolutely buzzing. This is what it's all about.

Dub13

Morrning folks,my head hurts and I have loads of stuff to do on line not looking forward to it.

Xavi6

@ charlie. Yeah scoopin now. Was postin off the blower so sigs don't show up. Enjoy your evening gents!

Charlie

I'm sure most of yis are aware, but Boards cleaned up at the Irish web awards tonight. I have no doubt that my epic use of .gifs got us the nod.

Anyways my OT brothers, pop in to the feedback thread if you want to give your congrats to the lads.

Im_No_Superman

charlie mchugh wrote: »

I'm sure most of yis are aware, but Boards cleaned up at the Irish web awards tonight. I have no doubt that my epic use of .gifs got us the nod.

Anyways my OT brothers, pop in to the feedback thread if you want to give your congrats to the lads.

Id say it was Neil's 5000th post that swung it boards way! :pac:

Very quiet day in the Off topic thread today.

Charlie

God I am drunk as fuk. I love you all


Although I hope Charlie gets a STD

Charlie

Deleted User wrote: »

Although I hope Charlie gets a STD

Send you aul one round so.

SantryRed

Terrible morning.

Played in possibly the most laughable game of football I've ever played in.

Charlie

SantryRed wrote: »

Played in possibly the most laughable game of football I've ever played in.

Spurs didn't ave a game today, did they?

Necronomicon

Deleted User wrote: »

God I am drunk as fuk. I love you all

Lol, nothing like an afternoon binge eh?

SantryRed

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Spurs didn't ave a game today, did they?

Says the Newcastle fan:pac:

Won player of the year for last year though:cool:

Charlie

SantryRed wrote: »

Says the Newcastle fan:pac:

Won player of the year for last year though:cool:

They're the only team I can remotely have a pop at theses days.

Congrats.

Im_No_Superman

One of my favourite films on Channel 4 now, Kingpin. Bill Murray is a legend.

ITT-Pat

^^^^^^

so true!

Boggles

Im_No_Superman wrote: »

One of my favourite films on Channel 4 now, Kingpin. Bill Murray is a legend.

ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?
Roy Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking.
ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?
Roy No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?

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Thanx 4 The Fish

Watching it too, one of my favourite comedies

Im_No_Superman

Boggles wrote: »

ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?
Roy Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking.
ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?
Roy No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?

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My favourite Ernie McCracken line -

Ernie McCracken: "Hi."
Older Lady In Diner: "Hi."
Ernie McCracken: "Not you. Hi."
Younger Lady In Diner: "Hi."

His expression is hillarious!