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The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

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  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Des wrote: »
    Fúcking government cúnts.

    + 1.

    car tax
    car parking levy
    petrol increase


    Fúck you! But they're so noble. They took a pay cut...ahhhhh....:rolleyes:

    By the by, anyone here who voted them in has no right to moan! :)


    At least they left the bier alone.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Gummi venus de milo Simpsons on Sky 1 now! Favourite episode.

    'Homer, this is God.....frey Jones'

    'dramatizationmaynotofhappened'


    t8lsvt.gif

    See you in hell, Candyboys!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    Gummi venus de milo Simpsons on Sky 1 now! Favourite episode.

    'Homer, this is God.....frey Jones'

    'dramatizationmaynotofhappened'

    Ha ha. Yeah love that scene. The way Homer answers the phone nervously thinking that it may be God. Seriously, i love funny sh!t


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 35,221 ✭✭✭✭~Rebel~


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Evening girls. Just in from a work sports day. Bolloxed.

    Man, you seem to work in the best place ever! Sports days, free drink nights...i want :(

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,906 ✭✭✭DeadSkin


    Best Homer quote ever "I hope I didn't brain my damage" :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Des wrote: »
    Fúcking government cúnts.

    Personal abuse. Reported.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,219 ✭✭✭invincibleirish


    Cheer up guys, everyone knew it was going to be a tough budget that was going to hit the wallet, tbh it probably didnt go far enough imo, Budget 2010 will play out like a grim musical moment from reeling in the years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,529 ✭✭✭Im_No_Superman


    Is youtube down for people? I hope it wasnt cut in the budget! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 35,221 ✭✭✭✭~Rebel~


    I got cut in the budget. Theres blood everywhere.

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  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    DeadSkin wrote: »
    Best Homer quote ever "I hope I didn't brain my damage" :D

    I am so smart, I am so smart..... S-M-R-T!


    My favourite is Ralph Wiggum....."Me fail English, that's unpossible"!

    I'm officially no longer single lads....I await the onslaught of abuse...particularly from Des!

    ITT-Pat...they haven't announced it officially yet in that no ticket info has been released but it's a definite as its on ufc.com


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,116 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    I'm officially no longer single lads....I await the onslaught of abuse...particularly from Des!

    Welcome to the dark side :(


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Welcome to the dark side :(

    LOL now now dude...turn that frown upside down! :pac: It's not all bad....is it? (been a long time since I wasn't single!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,116 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Ah yeah it is great tbh. Sex on tap is a massive plus, and you can go out and get as hammered as you like yet still go home with a bird! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    I'm officially no longer single lads....I await the onslaught of abuse...particularly from Des!

    If I could find an appropriate .gif to sum up my disappointment in you, I would post it. Alas, you'll will have to settle for being called a 3.gif

    This comes from the bitter man who **** himself to sleep at night, whimpering with self pity.


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Ah yeah it is great tbh. Sex on tap is a massive plus, and you can go out and get as hammered as you like yet still go home with a bird! :D

    Ah yes there it is! :) Noice! Regular sex again = :) I knew the relationship buzz had the advantages!

    Rephrase that to "you can get as hammered as you like yet still go home with a bird that you know you're not gonna regret in the mornin! :pac:


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I if I could find an appropriate .gif to sum up my disappointment in you, I would post it. Alas, you'll will have to settle for being called a 3.gif

    Not tonight charlie, you can call me "w@nked"! :P:pac:

    Yes i know man what can I say, I'm, eh, getting old! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    went for the biggest emotional cycle today into town cause i was bored and wanted to go gym and didn't want to waste 95 cent each way on the bus.....the way back was torture really, my jumper and t-shirt were drenched and were so heavy which meant cycling was so tough. The hot chocolate when i got in though with a nice marshmellow made it all worth it.

    Some goon nearly ran me over in Donnybrook though...I shouted at him at the traffic lights and I think I made him cry... also got a jones appled flavour can. delish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Not tonight charlie, you can call me "w@nked"! :P:pac:

    That makes two of us. ;) And at least mine was done by a pro. Me.


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That makes two of us. ;) And at least mine was done by a pro. Me.

    you're hardly a pro....more like a third degree master!


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    went for the biggest emotional cycle today into town cause i was bored and wanted to go gym and didn't want to waste 95 cent each way on the bus.....the way back was torture really, my jumper and t-shirt were drenched and were so heavy which meant cycling was so tough. The hot chocolate when i got in though with a nice marshmellow made it all worth it.

    Some goon nearly ran me over in Donnybrook though...I shouted at him at the traffic lights and I think I made him cry... also got a jones appled flavour can. delish.

    ugh, cycling to and from town without a gym session in the middle of the 2 would kill me....why don;t you go to a local gym!? (says the man who's gym is in Sandyford!:pac:)



    Jesus lads Ive to be up at 7....wtf am I doin online! I will bid you all adieu....until next time!



    Stay in school.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    you're hardly a pro....more like a third degree master!

    Aye.

    Seriously though, best of luck with the bint, hopefully she is not a snake with tits.

    Gonna hit the scratcher lads, so I bid you a goodnight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,116 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Este, what the feck is an 'emotional cycle'?!


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Aye.

    Seriously though, best of luck with the bint, hopefully she is not a snake with tits.

    Gonna hit the scratcher lads, so I bid you a goodnight.

    you could make money givin w@nk seminars!! :pac;

    Cheers dude, nah she's bang on...... not high maintenance, good lookin, and up for the banter. My kinda girl tbh.

    Yea I'm outies this time as well!


    Pat Rafters


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    ah i see the term wasnt used in your day. cant really describe what i mean tbh, i guess if the term was to be taken seriously it would mean being out of your comfort zone and giving it loads, but thats a fairly **** explanation so there xavi.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Ah yeah it is great tbh. Sex on tap is a massive plus,

    Yes because that is all women are good for.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    I really want to be banned.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,116 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    GuanYin wrote: »
    Yes because that is all women are good for.

    Did I say that? Nope.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭One Cold Hand


    GuanYin wrote: »
    Yes because that is all women are good for.

    Not true at all. Some are good at cooking and ironing also.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 18,115 ✭✭✭✭ShiverinEskimo


    I'm officially no longer single lads....I await the onslaught of abuse...particularly from Des!

    In about 2 months time you'll regret that and look back and wonder "why did I do that" and then you'll live with it because your guilt couldn't take breaking her heart, before you know it you'll be walking up an aisle looking for exits but because you don't want to make a scene you'll go through with it and pretend to yourself that it'll work out in enough time then BAM!! She's pregnant and that playboy lifestyle, martial arts, posting on boards - that all goes out the window because you'll be struggling to buy nappies after this recession turns into a depression and your finance job goes out the window when it's outsourced to the south asia and you're drawing the dole and using the child support to feed your drug habit you developed to take your mind off the wife you never loved.

    Bad move dude.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    I'm officially no longer single lads....I await the onslaught of abuse...particularly from Des!
    Back with an ex?

    :rolleyes:
    Rephrase that to "you can get as hammered as you like yet still go home with a bird that you know you're not gonna regret in the mornin! :pac:
    But you ARE going to regret getting back with an ex in a month/three months/year.

    Personally, I don't see it lasting much longer than just after Xmas, tbh.
    Jesus lads Ive to be up at 7....wtf am I doin online! I will bid you all adieu....until next time!
    Did you make it to work?


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