My Dad invented...

the GALL

never mind all that,
I was about 10ish(im 36 now, 26 years ago) and my da showed me a football move were if you step over a football right foot first, flick it forward with the left, and then with the right heel flick it over your head, catch it on the volly and put it in the back of the net.
I used to watch him do it and it worked every time , my da's the best footballer ever and if you dont believe me, I dont give a sh*t cause I saw his cv.........my da's the dog's bo**ox.:D:D:D

Capt'n Midnight

s_carnage wrote: »

Solar powered wind mills

all wind mills are solar powered :rolleyes:

my dad invented the sun

Capt'n Midnight

including page 3

my dad's had page 3

carchaeologist

the flux capacitor!

Capt'n Midnight

Nothing.

And if only he'd patented the concept of zero , zilch, nada we'd be millionares

Peared

..the exclamation mark.

(.)(.)

zuchum

women

congo_90

My da invented beer and horseless drawn carriages.

Ghost Train

A genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail

RxQueen

my da invented the wheel and milk cartons, there very handy things yano:p

FredH3as

emo!! wrote: »

my da invented the wheel and milk cartons, there very handy things yano:p

My dad invented grammar!

Matt Holck

My dad
invented invitations
but
inside investor initiated inventory inroads
with intension to invalidate the patent.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

congo_90 wrote: »

My da invented beer and horseless drawn carriages.

My Da could invent your Da's ASS!

randylonghorn

... the oral condom.

echter

My dad invented betamax

Capt'n Midnight

quarks and gluons

and redheads

Matt Holck

orange

Insect Overlord

breathing

Capt'n Midnight

breeding

FearDark

The big bang.

Feelgood

The internet....

Only for Feelgood Snr yis would have sweet F.A to do!.

Capt'n Midnight

basically a cure...for not being an axe-wielding homicidal maniac...the potential market's enormous!

Ghost Train

just be careful when getting out of the car not to take the dogs head off with your door

edgesgirl

the wheel. and radiators. all in the same day...................:p

carchaeologist

eolhc wrote: »

just be careful when getting out of the car not to take the dogs head off with your door

:D:DPissing myself laughing here, what happens if you pull in to avoid something on the road, and poor fido ends up being dragged through a hedge at 20 mph, whos dads gonna invent something to fix him then!!

Ghost Train

the self spanking machine