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My Dad invented...

  • 22-02-2008 9:43pm
    #1
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭


    ...trees.

    What did your Dad invent?


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  • #2
    alan4cult
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭alan4cult


    Me


  • #3
    Jay P
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    boards.ie


  • #4
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Yorema


  • #5
    GarfieldConnoll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 326 ✭✭GarfieldConnoll


    Broccoli

    In college, late sixties, one of the first scientifically modified foods (cauliflower and brussels sprouts), named after Italian goalkeeper that won La Leagua with a penalty save.


  • #6
    Jay P
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Yorema

    Dam you! I was going to say that. Then I realised I was a bit late to change my mind. Then I saw your post.


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  • #7
    FredH3as
    Closed Accounts Posts: 540 ✭✭✭FredH3as


    PH01 wrote: »
    ...trees.

    and used it to start a crap post!


  • #8
    Vic Vinegar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,241 ✭✭✭Vic Vinegar


    Cave farts!


  • #9
    HydeRoad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 495 ✭✭HydeRoad


    Wheel.jpg

    A ride-on lawn mower... but pebbles kept getting caught in the blades... :(


  • #10
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    My father introduced Mars bars to Ireland.... oh and thalidomide.... I guess you can't win them all.


  • #11
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,469 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    the inventing machine


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  • #12
    Hermy
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    ...the machine that built the inventing machine.:p

    Genealogy Forum Mod



  • #13
    Jack Sheehan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    The best boiler in the world. And I include canada in that!


  • #14
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    mk2_gas.jpg

    Donut Robot® Gas Mark 2
    AUTOMATIC FRYER
    42 DOZEN/HOUR 1
    CONVEYOR USES 120V or 240V


  • #15
    blindman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 203 ✭✭blindman


    Tomorrow.


  • #16
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ-6_uNm70I


  • #17
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    My dad invented your dad, so there!


  • #18
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    My dad invented god!


  • #19
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,708 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Sheep


  • #20
    Loomis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    Botulism


  • #21
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    txt spk!


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  • #22
    ekevosu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭ekevosu


    the slice pan


  • #23
    Johnnio13
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 796 ✭✭✭Johnnio13


    oxygen


  • #24
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,469 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    porn


  • #25
    bitemybanger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭bitemybanger


    Beer bellies


  • #26
    HydeRoad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 495 ✭✭HydeRoad


    Fried bread


  • #27
    ClassicDisaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭ClassicDisaster


    This...

    HDpink_Ballerina-Paris.jpg


  • #28
    Vertigo100
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Vertigo100


    AtariJaguar.jpg

    Yes he invented the legendary ATARI JAGUAR!!! :p


  • #29
    s_carnage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,673 ✭✭✭s_carnage


    Solar powered wind mills


  • #30
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    FredH3as wrote: »
    and used it to start a crap post!
    oh poooo!

    you can make posts from trees!

    Daryago! I've invented something!


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  • #31
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "G" clamps that go on a pressure cooker!


  • #32
    the GALL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 938 ✭✭✭the GALL


    never mind all that,
    I was about 10ish(im 36 now, 26 years ago) and my da showed me a football move were if you step over a football right foot first, flick it forward with the left, and then with the right heel flick it over your head, catch it on the volly and put it in the back of the net.
    I used to watch him do it and it worked every time , my da's the best footballer ever and if you dont believe me, I dont give a sh*t cause I saw his cv.........my da's the dog's bo**ox.:D:D:D


  • #33
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    s_carnage wrote: »
    Solar powered wind mills
    all wind mills are solar powered :rolleyes:

    my dad invented the sun


  • #34
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    including page 3


  • #35
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    my dad's had page 3 :D


  • #36
    carchaeologist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,318 ✭✭✭✭carchaeologist


    the flux capacitor!


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  • #37
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Nothing.

    And if only he'd patented the concept of zero , zilch, nada we'd be millionares :(


  • #38
    Peared
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    ..the exclamation mark.


  • #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    (.)(.)


  • #40
    zuchum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 500 ✭✭✭zuchum


    women


  • #41
    congo_90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭congo_90


    My da invented beer and horseless drawn carriages.


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  • #42
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,469 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    A genuine,
    Bona fide,
    Electrified,
    Six-car
    Monorail


  • #43
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    my da invented the wheel and milk cartons, there very handy things yano:p


  • #44
    FredH3as
    Closed Accounts Posts: 540 ✭✭✭FredH3as


    emo!! wrote: »
    my da invented the wheel and milk cartons, there very handy things yano:p

    My dad invented grammar!


  • #45
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    My dad
    invented invitations
    but
    inside investor initiated inventory inroads
    with intension to invalidate the patent.


  • #46
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    congo_90 wrote: »
    My da invented beer and horseless drawn carriages.


    My Da could invent your Da's ASS!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #47
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    ... the oral condom.

    klaxons%202.jpg


  • #48
    echter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭echter


    My dad invented betamax


  • #49
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    quarks and gluons

    and redheads


  • #50
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    orange


  • #51
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    breathing


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