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Man for a day - what would you do?
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13-02-2008 10:28AM#1
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go to gay bars and score the hottest men
+ 1 While opening the thread I was trying to think of something put thats a great idea so I will second it.
The only other one I had was going to the jacks and peeing standing up or getting kicked really hard in the nuts just to see how bad it actually is but thats one I don't think I've thought through enough
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The only other one I had was going to the jacks and peeing standing up or getting kicked really hard in the nuts just to see how bad it actually is but thats one I don't think I've thought through enough
If your gonna experiment with getting kicked in the nuts then you need to work though different forces, angles and connection.
No kick in the nuts is the same as the one before. Each one is a unique and nauseating suprise.
Also to Lou B.....why would you do roughly the same thing as a man as you would a woman?0 -
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Dargan - as a hetrosexual woman, but a mans body for a day (but still my own mind) I would still like men - but would have a penis. Therefore, I would be a gay man because I would still fancy men.
At the moment I am in a relationship, with a man. But if i were a man for the day I doubt my OH would fancy my penis - as he is hetersexual also. So I would try and score a hot man for the day to 'sample' the experience. Jeeze
If I can pull as a girl - I could certainly pull as a guy. For simple facts apply
1. I would have more male hormones - therefore my confidence would be through the roof
2. Id have raging horn - becasue I would be a man
3. All men have bigger egos than women - have you EVER heard a man say - Im worried my arse/bits/tits/tummy too big in this? Does this colour suit? Do I look nice? NOOOOO.
You do realise that scoring a hot gay man may very well involve anal as in you receiving some
After the peeing standing up and jacking off there's pretty much nothing left of intrest to do, head into town and shop for gaskets or something.0 -
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I'd play some sports to remember what it was like back in the good old days when I didn't have bouncy things getting in my way!
I'd (obviously) pee standing up, sure you'd have to go at some stage.
Have sex from the mans perspective.
Sing an octave lower than my usual register
.... So many things, so little time :P0 -
3. All men have bigger egos than women - have you EVER heard a man say - Im worried my arse/bits/tits/tummy too big in this? Does this colour suit? Do I look nice? NOOOOO.
Maybe your not listening?
Now then, i was simply asking because i find it a little dull i guess? Personally if i woke up in a girls body i would most likely sleep with a dude and see what that was like. Maybe thats just me though. I'd most likely try and knock out a lesbian experience as well i guess.Baudelaire wrote: »After the peeing standing up and jacking off there's pretty much nothing left of intrest to do, head into town and shop for gaskets or something.
You could try getting into similar situations as a man that might have annoyed you as a woman just to see if people treat you differently?
One thing i would absolutely recommend would be approaching memebers of the opposite sex to chat with and see how a lot of them will treat you for DARING to show interest. 0 -
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Baudelaire - never said Id be 'taking' but did consider this aspect when posting. Id just 'get off' with said hot guy but id like to try out the 'equipment' on my end. BUT only in the giving capacity.
Ahhh well you see therein lies the flaw, you only have one day and if you're going to start vetting people until you find a spooner well then you're screwed (or not as the case may be) 0 -
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ha, no she should, any man can score another man in a gay bar!Besides, it's a pretty big assumption that you could pull a man if you were in a mans body!Personally if i woke up in a girls body i would most likely sleep with a dude and see what that was like.
Well now! how YOU doin 0 -
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It would have to be the whole 'What Women Want' reversal for me so i guess talking to guys as a guy would be the most useful outcome. Also always wondered what it felt like for the other half
if i was a girl for a day i would just flick the bean all day, i would have suspected girls would do similar if they were a man for a day.0 -
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You might figure out how it works.
Or realise that it's just a myth women use to wind lads up about not being able to find it.:D (joking of course)
If I woke up as a woman... if I woke....
I guess go out in a short skirt and try figure out how blue legs aren't pandemic in Ireland. Maybe even try figure out why the skirts only seem to come out in our coldest months.
Can't say there's really much else that I can think of...
with comedy often having anecdotes about women's panties being more comfortable than mens underpants I wonder if I'd ever be able to go back.:p0 -
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I'd write a list of EVERY little thing i thought and did that day. i would Especially approach LOADS of women, get chatting and see what runs through my head. Write that down, EVERY bit. then leave the note somewhere safe so i could find it the next day when i wake up as a Woman again. 0
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I'd write a list of EVERY little thing i thought and did that day. i would Especially approach LOADS of women, get chatting and see what runs through my head. Write that down, EVERY bit. then leave the note somewhere safe so i could find it the next day when i wake up as a Woman again.
+1. You've been planning this a while haven't you?? 0 -
I would probably feel compelled to fondle my new found man hood frequently during the day. I would shop ..for power tools i will use once (badly). I would play golf (just to have an excuse to go to the pub after). I would change the oil in the car, or break something just so i could fix it and look all manly in the process.
I would be confident in the mens room, and wave my lad around like a weapon of mass destruction....I would take as many comunal showers as possible ..(to weigh up the competition). I would strut, yes strut to the pub and make sure i got laid with a half decent lookin lady (with the amount of pints i feel i can now handle with my new body i fear my beer googles will be on, so surely i can pull this off? ). Then i plan to give her one, or perhaps two, just to see it from the other side.
T'would be great fun 0 -
themadchef wrote: »I would strut, yes strut to the pub and make sure i got laid with a half decent lookin lady (with the amount of pints i feel i can now handle with my new body i fear my beer googles will be on, so surely i can pull this off? ). Then i plan to give her one, or perhaps two, just to see it from the other side.
Does anybody else think it would be hilarious the morning after, when the 'man for a day' spell wears off and loads of unsuspecting girls wake up next to another girl, and start to question
A) Their sexuality
Whether they had a dinking problem
C) Why there is a condom wrapper on the floor :eek:0 -
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whiskeyman wrote: »Not sure if this has been done....
You wake up and open your eyes. You let a belch and a fart... and have a quick scratch down there. Normal morning, isn't it?... until you see your face in the bathroom mirror... Holy bananas!! You're a bloke!!!
If you've had a scratch down there but only actually realised you're a man when you see your face in the bathroom mirror, then you're not a bloke. More a sort of inverted ladyboy. 0 -
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I'd write a list of EVERY little thing i thought and did that day. i would Especially approach LOADS of women, get chatting and see what runs through my head. Write that down, EVERY bit. then leave the note somewhere safe so i could find it the next day when i wake up as a Woman again.
If your anything like the rest of us that list would just be rude words for womanly bits.0 -
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Since some of you would get yourselves in so much trouble if this ever happened:
Men's Code of Conduct:
1. Thou shall not rent the movie "Chocolate."
2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.
4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLS*IT. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent).
7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever.
8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a woman, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
9. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddies refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.
10. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a friends birthday is strictly optional and slightly gay.
11. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having s*x with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party (Wingman).
12. Before dating a buddy's ex, you are required to ask his permission and he, in return is required to grant it.
13. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
14. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem - you didn't see nothin'.
15. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
16. A man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.
17. Your girlfriend must bond with your buddy's girlfriends within 30 minutes of meeting them. You are not required to make nice with her gal pal's significant di*k-heads - low-level sports bonding is all the law requires.
18. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
19. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiney friend up with your pal (very common), you may give her the go-ahead only if you'll be able to warn your buddy and give him time prepare excuses about joining the priesthood.
20. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.
21. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
22. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
23. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy.
24. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weight lifting: Yeah, baby, push it!" "C'mon, give me one more!" "Harder!"
25. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.
26. Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing one of the lads, UNLESS she's withholding sex pending your response.
27. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.
28. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he is able to get on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "F**K OFF", you are absolved of your of responsibility.
29. The morning after you and a babe who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey s*x, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.
Yes, we have some strange rules.:o0 -
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