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Somethign we all wanted to know how to do

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    #32
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    irishbird wrote: »
    i fixed that for you :)
    Yeah, thanks.


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    #33
    Tom Dunne
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    DesF wrote: »
    Portly stature?

    Nice...:(:(

    Well, fat bastard would have been a little blunt.


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    #34
    Baudelaire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Baudelaire


    buckieburd wrote: »
    Because it doesn't taste as nice....and besides we need to keep our veins free for the heroin, goddam man have you never watched trainspotting??

    Well if all the herione addicts have such a high fat diet then why do they all look like Calista Flockhart?

    and it's "goddam woman.." :D


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    #35
    Tom Dunne
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    Baudelaire wrote: »
    and it's "goddam woman.." :D

    I believe it is "goddammit woman".


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    #36
    buckieburd
    Registered Users Posts: 426 ✭✭buckieburd


    Baudelaire wrote: »
    Well if all the herione addicts have such a high fat diet then why do they all look like Calista Flockhart?

    and it's "goddam woman.." :D

    My sincerce apologies..... think they all look like Ally McBeal because of the extensive exercise involved in running away from security gardes with microwaves/dvd's under their arms....


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    Baudelaire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Baudelaire


    buckieburd wrote: »
    My sincerce apologies..... think they all look like Ally McBeal because of the extensive exercise involved in running away from security gardes with microwaves/dvd's under their arms....

    Forgiven :)...Ahhhh makes perfect sense now, maybe Scotland should be considering entering them in the next Olympics?


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    #38
    buckieburd
    Registered Users Posts: 426 ✭✭buckieburd


    Baudelaire wrote: »
    Forgiven :)...Ahhhh makes perfect sense now, maybe Scotland should be considering entering them in the next Olympics?

    Ha that reminds me of a story the girl in work told me, she was walking past the boardwalk at the liffey and there was a bunch of yank tourists looking a bit lost, she heard them saying 'maybe we should ask those athletes over there for directions' they were pointing a bunch of junkies in tracksuits!! God bless america!!


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    #39
    DublinWriter
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    Rob_l wrote: »
    yeah maybe, but I do know this Scottish battered sausages are feckin horrible.:eek:
    A few chippers in Scotland do batter-fried Pizza.

    So wrong...yet so right.


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    #40
    DublinWriter
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    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Adverts.ie: Good home wanted for a twenty-something, balding, soccer-star wannabe, of portly stature, with a characteristic growth from his lower chin (that he is partial to styling in all manner of ways). Low mileage, house trained (to a point) and good with kids.
    ...you forgot to mention 'Star Trek Fan'...in Klingon.


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    #41
    DarkJager
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    buckieburd wrote: »
    You will die my friend.......

    A man was found badly injured in mysterious circumstances in St Stephen Green at approx 1.15am 13th Feb 2008. Gardi found what they believed to be a deep fried Mars Bar visciously lodged in the victims ass. Inquires are ongoing at this stage....



    Just fixed that to make it even more dramatic :D


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    #42
    Swampy
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    My 2 cents here.

    Use mini mars bars and a tempura batter.

    Excellent with Vanilla Ice-cream.

    There has been whispers over the eons of the legend of the deep fried ice-cream. I have yet to perfect the method. I'll put a request in the food area.


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    #43
    buckieburd
    Registered Users Posts: 426 ✭✭buckieburd


    DarkJager wrote: »
    Just fixed that to make it even more dramatic :D

    You could make it even more dramatic and say it was first lodged in the ass then the throat....


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    buckieburd wrote: »
    You could make it even more dramatic and say it was first lodged in the ass then the throat....
    ass to mouth :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


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    Zaph
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    Swampy wrote: »
    There has been whispers over the eons of the legend of the deep fried ice-cream. I have yet to perfect the method. I'll put a request in the food area.

    I have had deep fried ice cream in a restaurant in Dublin. Can't remember which one unfortunately, it was a long time ago. Don't ask me how they did it, but it was pretty impressive (the feat, I mean, the ice cream was OK).


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    DarkJager
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    Buckiebird (nice name by the way ;) ): I'd say lodging it in the ass first would cause it to melt so the only way you'd get it to the throat is if you scraped it out... Probably best just to leave it lodged in the ass :D


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    legspin
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    DarkJager wrote: »
    Buckiebird (nice name by the way ;) ): I'd say lodging it in the ass first would cause it to melt so the only way you'd get it to the throat is if you scraped it out... Probably best just to leave it lodged in the ass :D

    For added piquancy surely....


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    #48
    LostinBlanch
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    Legspin,

    I wouldn't go there. Whatever Des is into is his own business :eek: :D


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    #49
    Aisling(",)
    Registered Users Posts: 6,381 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    oh deep fried mars bars.....there te food off the gods.....id live on them if i could


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    #50
    Blitzkrieger
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    Baudelaire wrote: »
    I'd love to know who was the first person to think "Hey you know what sounds great? A deep fried mars bar!"

    It's kinda one of those 10-car pile-up foods. You don't want to look but you do anyway. I often remember standing around bored when I was working in a chipshop, thinking "What can I batter next?" TBH, pizza, a cheeseburger or a stick of cheese would never have occurred to me, but now that the idea's in my head.......


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    #51
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    Blitzkrieger wrote: »
    "What can I batter next?" TBH, pizza, a cheeseburger or a stick of cheese would never have occurred to me, but now that the idea's in my head.......
    :confused::confused:

    Deep fried cheese is a standard starter in most decent restaurants. It's usually Camambert or Brie.


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    #52
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    DarkJager wrote: »
    Buckiebird (nice name by the way ;) ):
    tbh, I always preferred Leslie :D


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    #53
    buckieburd
    Registered Users Posts: 426 ✭✭buckieburd


    DesF wrote: »
    tbh, I always preferred Leslie :D

    Breaking news....the body of a man has been found in a Northside chipper in the early hours of the 15th February, Decetive Murphy of Shore Street Garda station released the following statement "we believe the victim was embrolled in an argument on the popular Irish website "Boards.ie" with an unknow entity known only as Buckieburd, as yet we have been unable to identify the body as it had been dipped in batter and deepfried,but we do know he went by the alias DesF, anyone with any information should contact Det Inspector Leo Burdock"


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    #54
    buckieburd
    Registered Users Posts: 426 ✭✭buckieburd


    DarkJager wrote: »
    Buckiebird (nice name by the way ;) ): I'd say lodging it in the ass first would cause it to melt so the only way you'd get it to the throat is if you scraped it out... Probably best just to leave it lodged in the ass :D

    Thank you I like the name myself, It was a bit annoying at school though......


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    #55
    yabadabado
    Registered Users Posts: 16,520 ✭✭✭✭yabadabado


    iv had the deep fried ice cream not great but the cousin makes it so ill give her a call ang ill post up the receipe later on


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    Tom Dunne
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    yabadabado wrote: »
    iv had the deep fried ice cream not great but the cousin makes it so ill give her a call ang ill post up the receipe later on


    Whoa, there just a minute. We already have had a PDFfile ring operating in BGRH, we don't want another. It is not a forum that encourages the "swapping" of recipes.


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