Somethign we all wanted to know how to do

Rob_l

How to deep fry a battered mars bar at home
Perfect cuisine for the BGRH
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John Mason

LOL, i just told buckieburd about this, she thinks it looks lovely:eek:

Rob_l

irishbird wrote: »

LOL, i just told buckieburd about this, she thinks it looks lovely:eek:

It actually does look kinda tasty

Cathmandooo

Aparently it's delicious, theres a take away off pearse street that does it, battered curly wurlys are popular in there!

buckieburd

Rob_l wrote: »

How to deep fry a battered mars bar at home
Perfect cuisine for the BGRH
http://fxcuisine.com/default.asp?Display=103&resolution=high

mmmmm I miss home.......

Baudelaire

Dear God that's just a heart attack in a convient hand size portion :eek:

Rob_l

buckieburd wrote: »

mmmmm I miss home.......

Scottish people understand BGRH

The Scottish Diet
«Any and all thing you can eat
# But this proportion always heed: A third from fat
# A third from sugar
# A third from alcohol
From time to time, you can eat a small amount of fruits, in the form of jams or preserves, or even better, distilled.»

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buckieburd

Whenever I go home i always go to the local chipper and get a deep fried steak pie chips a big pickled onion. Why do Irish chippers not sell the pickled onions why oh why.......oh and fritters....its a travesty....

Rob_l

buckieburd wrote: »

Whenever I go home i always go to the local chipper and get a deep fried steak pie chips a big pickled onion. Why do Irish chippers not sell the pickled onions why oh why.......oh and fritters....its a travesty....

yeah maybe, but I do know this Scottish battered sausages are feckin horrible.:eek:

Pie's are good I wish more chippers here sold pies though

Tom Dunne

buckieburd wrote: »

Whenever I go home i always go to the local chipper and get a deep fried steak pie chips a big pickled onion. Why do Irish chippers not sell the pickled onions why oh why.......oh and fritters....its a travesty....

Now there's a business opportunity for you! Open one up. Now, do they deep fry the picked onion, or would that be just weird?

buckieburd

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Now there's a business opportunity for you! Open one up. Now, do they deep fry the picked onion, or would that be just weird?

No the onion is not fried, it counts as one of your 5 a day....

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Afternoon Leslie:D

buckieburd

DesF wrote: »

Afternoon Leslie:D

You will die my friend.......

A man was found badly injured in mysterious circumstances in St Stephen Green at approx 1.15am 13th Feb 2008. Gardi found what they believed to be a deep fried Mars Bar visciously lodged in the victims thoat. Inquires are ongoing at this stage....

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buckieburd wrote: »

You will die my friend.......

A man was found badly injured in mysterious circumstances in St Stephen Green at approx 1.15am 13th Feb 2008. Gardi found what they believed to be a deep fried Mars Bar visciously lodged in the victims thoat. Inquires are ongoing at this stage....

What if I offered you, say, sixty euro?

buckieburd

Higher!!!

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Sixty five?

John Mason

DESMOND - are you not in enough trouble without hitting on friends :eek:

http://www.cheaters.ie/serviceswomen.htm

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irishbird wrote: »

DESMOND - are you not in enough trouble without hitting on friends :eek:

http://www.cheaters.ie/serviceswomen.htm

:eek::eek::eek:


You TOLD me to do this.

John Mason

DesF wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek:


You TOLD me to do this.

No, i didnt - i am taking this to PM

buckieburd

irishbird wrote: »

DESMOND - are you not in enough trouble without hitting on friends :eek:

http://www.cheaters.ie/serviceswomen.htm

Dont mind her Des she is trying to outbid you, she offered me €85......

John Mason

buckieburd wrote: »

Dont mind her Des she is trying to outbid you, she offered me €85......

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh:o

Baudelaire

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Now there's a business opportunity for you! Open one up. Now, do they deep fry the picked onion, or would that be just weird?

Weird as opposed to deep frying a mars bar which is like totally normal, why don't they just inject a pound of lard straight into their veins? I'd love to know who was the first person to think "Hey you know what sounds great? A deep fried mars bar!" I bet he was with his mate's and they were all pi$$ed as farts because it sounds like one of those ideas that can only have been inspired by alcohol

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buckieburd wrote: »

Dont mind her Des she is trying to outbid you, she offered me €85......

Ninety

Tom Dunne

DesF wrote: »

Ninety

€200

buckieburd

Tom Dunne wrote: »

€200

SOLD!

Tom Dunne

Adverts.ie: Good home wanted for a twenty-something, balding, soccer-star wannabe, of portly stature, with a characteristic growth from his lower chin (that he is partial to styling in all manner of ways). Low mileage, house trained (to a point) and good with kids.

John Mason

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Adverts.ie: Good home wanted for a twenty-something, balding, soccer-star wannabe, of portly stature, with a characteristic growth from his lower chin (that he is partial to styling in all manner of ways). Low mileage, house trained (to a point) and good with kids.

L:D:D

buckieburd

Baudelaire wrote: »

Weird as opposed to deep frying a mars bar which is like totally normal, why don't they just inject a pound of lard straight into their veins?

Because it doesn't taste as nice....and besides we need to keep our veins free for the heroin, goddam man have you never watched trainspotting??

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Portly stature?

Nice...:(:(

star-pants

On the topic of deep fried mars bars, my friend got one last year whilst in Edinburgh, I don't like Mars so I got a Snickers deep fried. TBH not that great. I don't like melty choc bars, so not realllly my thing.

John Mason

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Adverts.ie: Good home wanted for a twenty-something, balding, soccer-star wannabe, with original love handles, with a characteristic growth from his lower chin (that he is partial to styling in all manner of ways). Low mileage, house trained (to a point) and good with kids.

DesF wrote: »

Portly stature?

Nice...:(:(

i fixed that for you

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irishbird wrote: »

i fixed that for you

Yeah, thanks.

Tom Dunne

DesF wrote: »

Portly stature?

Nice...:(:(

Well, fat bastard would have been a little blunt.

Baudelaire

buckieburd wrote: »

Because it doesn't taste as nice....and besides we need to keep our veins free for the heroin, goddam man have you never watched trainspotting??

Well if all the herione addicts have such a high fat diet then why do they all look like Calista Flockhart?

and it's "goddam woman.."

Tom Dunne

Baudelaire wrote: »

and it's "goddam woman.."

I believe it is "goddammit woman".

buckieburd

Baudelaire wrote: »

Well if all the herione addicts have such a high fat diet then why do they all look like Calista Flockhart?

and it's "goddam woman.."

My sincerce apologies..... think they all look like Ally McBeal because of the extensive exercise involved in running away from security gardes with microwaves/dvd's under their arms....

Baudelaire

buckieburd wrote: »

My sincerce apologies..... think they all look like Ally McBeal because of the extensive exercise involved in running away from security gardes with microwaves/dvd's under their arms....

Forgiven ...Ahhhh makes perfect sense now, maybe Scotland should be considering entering them in the next Olympics?

buckieburd

Baudelaire wrote: »

Forgiven ...Ahhhh makes perfect sense now, maybe Scotland should be considering entering them in the next Olympics?

Ha that reminds me of a story the girl in work told me, she was walking past the boardwalk at the liffey and there was a bunch of yank tourists looking a bit lost, she heard them saying 'maybe we should ask those athletes over there for directions' they were pointing a bunch of junkies in tracksuits!! God bless america!!

DublinWriter

Rob_l wrote: »

yeah maybe, but I do know this Scottish battered sausages are feckin horrible.:eek:

A few chippers in Scotland do batter-fried Pizza.

So wrong...yet so right.

DublinWriter

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Adverts.ie: Good home wanted for a twenty-something, balding, soccer-star wannabe, of portly stature, with a characteristic growth from his lower chin (that he is partial to styling in all manner of ways). Low mileage, house trained (to a point) and good with kids.

...you forgot to mention 'Star Trek Fan'...in Klingon.

DarkJager

buckieburd wrote: »

You will die my friend.......

A man was found badly injured in mysterious circumstances in St Stephen Green at approx 1.15am 13th Feb 2008. Gardi found what they believed to be a deep fried Mars Bar visciously lodged in the victims ass. Inquires are ongoing at this stage....

Just fixed that to make it even more dramatic

Swampy

My 2 cents here.

Use mini mars bars and a tempura batter.

Excellent with Vanilla Ice-cream.

There has been whispers over the eons of the legend of the deep fried ice-cream. I have yet to perfect the method. I'll put a request in the food area.

buckieburd

DarkJager wrote: »

Just fixed that to make it even more dramatic

You could make it even more dramatic and say it was first lodged in the ass then the throat....

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buckieburd wrote: »

You could make it even more dramatic and say it was first lodged in the ass then the throat....

ass to mouth :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Zaph

Swampy wrote: »

There has been whispers over the eons of the legend of the deep fried ice-cream. I have yet to perfect the method. I'll put a request in the food area.

I have had deep fried ice cream in a restaurant in Dublin. Can't remember which one unfortunately, it was a long time ago. Don't ask me how they did it, but it was pretty impressive (the feat, I mean, the ice cream was OK).

DarkJager

Buckiebird (nice name by the way ): I'd say lodging it in the ass first would cause it to melt so the only way you'd get it to the throat is if you scraped it out... Probably best just to leave it lodged in the ass

legspin

DarkJager wrote: »

Buckiebird (nice name by the way ): I'd say lodging it in the ass first would cause it to melt so the only way you'd get it to the throat is if you scraped it out... Probably best just to leave it lodged in the ass

For added piquancy surely....

LostinBlanch

Legspin,

I wouldn't go there. Whatever Des is into is his own business :eek:

Aisling(",)

oh deep fried mars bars.....there te food off the gods.....id live on them if i could

Blitzkrieger

Baudelaire wrote: »

I'd love to know who was the first person to think "Hey you know what sounds great? A deep fried mars bar!"

It's kinda one of those 10-car pile-up foods. You don't want to look but you do anyway. I often remember standing around bored when I was working in a chipshop, thinking "What can I batter next?" TBH, pizza, a cheeseburger or a stick of cheese would never have occurred to me, but now that the idea's in my head.......

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Blitzkrieger wrote: »

"What can I batter next?" TBH, pizza, a cheeseburger or a stick of cheese would never have occurred to me, but now that the idea's in my head.......

Deep fried cheese is a standard starter in most decent restaurants. It's usually Camambert or Brie.