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Pick the one woman you would love to sh@g if you had the chance. * READ THE RULES *

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    #1052
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    homerjay2005 wrote: »
    this pic must be in this thread about 15 times at this stage. i just dont see the attracion with her one bit. totally overrated IMHO.

    I'd say if you ever got that corset off, she'd fail the slump test


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    #1053
    ShayK1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    trout wrote: »
    I'd say if you ever got that corset off, she'd fail the slump test

    I don't find Dita all that hot but trout I don't think there's anything slumpy about her tbh

    attachment.php?attachmentid=62084&stc=1&d=1219822046


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    #1054
    Rascaduanok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Rascaduanok


    meditraitor wrote: »
    there is something filthy about this wan
    dita_von_teese_021.jpg
    Filthy? Possibly the fact that she used to shag Marilyn Manson might have summat to do with that…


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    #1055
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    Rascaduanok wrote: »
    Filthy? Possibly the fact that she used to shag Marilyn Manson might have summat to do with that…

    QFT. Lolol.


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    #1056
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    ShayK1 wrote: »
    I don't find Dita all that hot but trout I don't think there's anything slumpy about her tbh

    attachment.php?attachmentid=62084&stc=1&d=1219822046

    Y'know ... if I wore a corset, and always posed strategically ... I bet my moobs would look pretty perky too.

    If she was to take off all that scaffolding, and sit up straight ... I maintain she would fail the slump test, beloved of builders and bucket wielders all over the world. Fair play to her ... she's making a fortune and good luck to her ... but I don't believe she is all that attractive. Maybe it's a horses for courses thing. I'm sure she wouldn't find me all that attractive either. *shrug*

    Also ... Marilyn Manson ... srsly ?


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    #1057
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Gaviscon wrote: »
    Holy crap, was Mel B always that hot?
    I would say that you are thinking of Mel C, but then again I never took much notice of Mel B when she was in the spice girls. She is after filling out nicely now.


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    #1058
    ShayK1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    trout wrote: »
    Y'know ... if I wore a corset, and always posed strategically ... I bet my moobs would look pretty perky too.

    If she was to take off all that scaffolding, and sit up straight ... I maintain she would fail the slump test, beloved of builders and bucket wielders all over the world. Fair play to her ... she's making a fortune and good luck to her ... but I don't believe she is all that attractive. Maybe it's a horses for courses thing. I'm sure she wouldn't find me all that attractive either. *shrug*

    Also ... Marilyn Manson ... srsly ?

    if i don't convince ya with this one I give up
    dita_von_teese_blender.jpg

    btw, I don't find her attractive either, I'm just defending the slumpiness.


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    #1059
    Gaspode
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional East Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators, Regional North Mods, Regional West Moderators, Regional South East Moderators, Regional North East Moderators, Regional North West Moderators, Regional South Moderators Posts: 8,008 CMod ✭✭✭✭Gaspode


    trout wrote: »
    Y'know ... if I wore a corset, and always posed strategically ... I bet my moobs would look pretty perky too.

    Searches for pencil to poke out minds eye with!! :D


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    #1060
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    ShayK1 wrote: »
    if i don't convince ya with this one I give up
    dita_von_teese_blender.jpg

    btw, I don't find her attractive either, I'm just defending the slumpiness.

    Look closely ... she's holding herself together with a scaffold !

    You never see a picture of her in a candid pose ... it's always a pose ... I wonder why ? :cool:


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    #1061
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    I think Dita can look very nice in certain outfits etc. She can look very classically pretty.
    oh - saw Anne Hathaway in Get Smart ... I always thought she was pretty but she does look fab in some of the stuff in the movie too!

    p.s. whats this droop test ye are talkin bout?


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    #1062
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    Slump-test ... it's a builder's term ... very crude ... I'm sorry I ever mentioned it.

    Dita is lovely ... good luck to her ... she's just not my cup of tea.

    I like women who don't have to have scaffolding, bolsters, supports, buttresses and gantrys about their person at all times.

    Real women ... who look real nice without all the whalebone stuff. :cool:


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    #1063
    punchdrunk
    Registered Users Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    ah Trout,I think your a bit wide of the mark on this one,
    i'm with shay on this!
    I think she a lovely wimmins...


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    #1064
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    star-pants wrote: »
    p.s. whats this droop test ye are talkin bout?

    It ranges from slight amount of droopage to full blown fried eggs hanging from a nail...


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    #1065
    ShayK1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    star-pants wrote: »

    p.s. whats this droop test ye are talkin bout?

    http://www.google.ie/search?hl=en&q=define%3A+slump+test&btnG=Google+Search&meta=


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    #1066
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Dita certainly doesn't have the droopage, look at her naked pictures. ;)


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    #1067
    Sunset V
    Closed Accounts Posts: 477 ✭✭Sunset V


    Wisesmurf wrote: »
    Keira Knightley.

    Thing is, I dont even find her that hot anymore but 1 for old time sake!

    keira_knightley1_300_400.jpg

    This one has the body of a minor corner back.


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    #1068
    IanCurtis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭IanCurtis


    Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »
    Dita certainly doesn't have the droopage, look at her naked pictures. ;)

    I just have.

    God she's even worse than I thought :eek:


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    #1069
    Don1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Slump test is how fall the assets fall when all support is removed.

    Dita is purdy and doesn't suffer too badly in the slump department as a safe-search off googling will support, no pun intended.


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    #1070
    avillan
    Registered Users Posts: 172 ✭✭avillan


    Droopy or not she must be nutty as squirrel s**t to have been livin with that gobsh**te.


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    #1071
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,861 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Sunset V wrote: »
    This one has the body of a minor corner back.

    PMSL! Definitely using that line!


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    #1072
    disssco
    Registered Users Posts: 337 ✭✭disssco


    Bridgy Connors ftw.


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    #1073
    tobehonestwithy
    Registered Users Posts: 82 ✭✭tobehonestwithy


    It would be a threesome of course with Nicky Whelan and of course the young Ms Stokke


    nicky.jpg

    allison-stokke-7.jpg


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    #1074
    missingtime
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    tobehonestwithy wrote: »
    It would be a threesome of course with Nicky Whelan and of course the young Ms Stokke


    nicky.jpg

    Good God!

    Although I'm leaning a little more toward this Stokke one.

    allison-stokke-edit-header.jpg


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    #1075
    tobehonestwithy
    Registered Users Posts: 82 ✭✭tobehonestwithy


    oops... how could I roget the lovely Shannon.

    Make that a foursome

    shannyn_sossamon_1.jpg


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    #1076
    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Louise Redknapp and Kiera Knightly.


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    #1077
    missingtime
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    Kold wrote: »
    Louise Redknapp and Kiera Knightly.

    Tut tut no pics??

    Louise-Redknapp19.jpg

    KeiraKnightley_801x1000.jpg


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    #1078
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    Whoa, cankles. I never realized Keira's legs were like that.


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    #1079
    meditraitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    d0ea6c10.jpg

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    Just lovely:D


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    #1080
    P.C.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,782 ✭✭✭P.C.


    picture.php?pictureid=690&albumid=103&dl=1220653609&thumb=1


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    #1081
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,280 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    It's a bit small, who is it? Dido?


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