Pick the one woman you would love to sh@g if you had the chance. * READ THE RULES *

Sqaull20

I know she ain't unreal but Scarlett Johansson for me, i dunno just a cracking nights action guaranteed i feel.

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Creamy Goodness

that chick from that ****e band paramore, probably borderline jailbait, but i'd do the time for the crime.

*EDIT* might as well add pictures so we know who we talking about.

Gillo

Yore Ma

Followed by Sarah Michelle Gellar

*adele*

Ah hayley williams.....

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Eva Longoria (ya one from desperate housewives) nuff said....

dr.bollocko

Myself.
I'm that friggin' hot.
My sac looks like Angelina Jolie.

Patricide

this thread fails without hot hot pictures.

dr.bollocko

U want a pic of my sac?
Take it to the metro forum buddy.

Sqaull20

I kinda get the impression shes the kind of "you can only do me missionary" kinda girl, ya think?

dr.bollocko

I reckon Scarlett is friggin wild in the sac. I reckon even ass to mouth isnt off the cards with her. Though, and ok, I do hate the bitch, but that Lindsay Lohan one probably rides like a mutant crack head with one night to live.

Latchy

Couldent pick one cos as soon as i do i will see another 10 or 20 in my mind but let's just say Katie Sugden (emmerdale ) for starters

Edit -finding a large pic of katie is hard tonight so this will have to sufice

Wisesmurf

dupe

Wisesmurf

dupe dupe

Wisesmurf

Keira Knightley.

Thing is, I dont even find her that hot anymore but 1 for old time sake!

Robbo

Monica Bellucci. Oh yes.

Xavi6

Lucy Pinder ftw.

Latchy

I'm greedy and no need to dupe

Lemming

I'm not picky! I'll just have all of them at once. No? Awwwww. Alright, well since it can only be one, off the top of my head:

Megan Fox is looking rather fine these days



Mind you ... Angelina Jolie has a purpose-built dungeon in her home ... oh the fun one could have with that! And I reckon Monica Bellucci is partial to a bit of rope-work.

Decisions decisions ...

Sqaull20

Monica Bellucci is a good one, though it would be love, nut sex with her...

smashey

Christy Turlington...

Failing that...

Laura Woods.

Karl Hungus

Chiaki Kuriyama:

Zaph

Josie Maran

Robbo

One lady only gents, thread rules.

King Solomonise those posts or I will on your behalf.

AlmightyCushion

Hmm, either Vanessa Marcil.



or Morena Baccarin



It's a hard one.*





*pun intended.

Edit: Just seen Robbo's post. The love child of the two above.

Cathmandooo

latchyco wrote: »

Couldent pick one cos as soon as i do i will see another 10 or 20 in my mind but let's just say Katie Sugden (emmerdale ) for starters

Edit -finding a large pic of katie is hard tonight so this will have to sufice

theres a large one for ya, is she not a bit young for ya? If you're gonna go down that road I'd much prefer numero deux

microgirl

Scarlett Johansson, no contest.

Ohh, she makes my mouth so dry, and my....

well yes, anyway, you get the idea

orestes

Ok, since we're only allowed one each, I'll take Christina off Hungus's hands.

No no, there's no need to thank me Karl, anything to help someone out!

Dammit, as I posted this he editted his post and removed the picture, so this post now makes no sense. Nothing to see here folks, move along

Dun laoire

Zaph wrote: »

Josie Maran

Jaysus she's a stunner. Great choice Zaph. Sure you could get on with the job without having to remove the dress :-)

citytillidie

Has to be Jessica Alba

Baudelaire

Has to be Sarah Carter:





wimmens can vote too right? :D

Dub6Kevin

Kate Beckinsale

citytillidie

Baudelaire wrote: »

Has to be Sarah Carter:





wimmens can vote too right? :D

Of course wimmin can vote too

Baudelaire

citytillidie wrote: »

Of course wimmin can vote too

Not that I'm like ghay or anything but if I was I soooo would

smashey

Baudelaire wrote: »

Not that I'm like ghay or anything but if I was I soooo would

You should anyway.

Baudelaire

smashey wrote: »

You should anyway.

Of course it would only be in the intrest of research purposes like, and then I could report back to you all, maybe even with pictures?

Latchy

Cathooo wrote: »

theres a large one for ya, is she not a bit young for ya? If you're gonna go down that road I'd much prefer numero deux

Have you seen the oldish guy she's with in emmerdale ? but your right , so i also posted a pic of Christina Aguilera as well

legspin

Baudelaire wrote: »

Of course it would only be in the intrest of research purposes like, and then I could report back to you all, maybe even with pictures?

Right, you're on. You have one week.

Pics or it didn't happen.

AckwelFoley

Halle Berry.

Eva Mendes

Halle Berries Ma.

Ashley Judd.


All 3 times.

AckwelFoley

Erm, you could crack a hole in a wall with that forehead.

Way too big.

Cathmandooo

latchyco wrote: »

Have you seen the oldish guy she's with in emmerdale ? but your right , so i also posted a pic of Christina Aguilera as well

yeah he's old and a sap and ghey

aw snyper her forehead isnt that big, I've seen bigger!

kev_s88

Cremo wrote: »

that chick from that ****e band paramore, probably borderline jailbait, but i'd do the time for the crime.

*EDIT* might as well add pictures so we know who we talking about.

oh cremo how you have made my day

i maintain that she is the finest piece of ass i have ever seen

i love hayley williams

oh btw they're not sh!te and shes actually 19

Baudelaire

legspin wrote: »

Right, you're on. You have one week.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I said "could", I didn't say "would" :p

Fad

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Chiaki Kuriyama:

is that Mitsoku from battle roayle (either it is or i am incredibly off, but if it is she'll stab you in the willy if you go near her!)

i suggest Alicia Simmons

kev_s88

Fad wrote: »

is that Mitsoku from battle roayle (either it is or i am incredibly off, but if it is she'll stab you in the willy if you go near her!)

it is yeah.

she also played Gogo in Kill Bill Vol.1

Slow Motion

Nuff said!
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Frisbee

Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Like a rabbit in heat...

AckwelFoley

Baudelaire wrote: »

Not that I'm like ghay or anything but if I was I soooo would

Id pay to see that.

Baudelaire

snyper wrote: »

Id pay to see that.

I only accept Paypal and all major credit cards

Star Lord

I'll pay your pal

AckwelFoley

Thandie Newton - when shes not too skinny..

Id leave a puddle of myself on her forehead.

AckwelFoley

Megan fox.

She would require stitches, when i was done.