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How many penises did you touch today?

BigEejit · 2008-01-31 22:34:14

I dont know where these facts came from (or if they are accurate), but it makes for interesting thoughts when shaking hands with people :D

31-01-2008 10:34pm

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I dont know where these facts came from (or if they are accurate), but it makes for interesting thoughts when shaking hands with people

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#2 31-01-2008 10:37pm

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Javier Penos Hernandez handed me a coffee at the local Spar.

Oh wait...

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#3 31-01-2008 10:40pm

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The plural of penis is penii.*

*May not be true. May have just been said to make me look intemellectual.

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#4 31-01-2008 10:41pm

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That sounds about right, I don't see the point in being squeamish about these things it's the natural order of things.

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#5 31-01-2008 10:43pm

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"Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masterbated and failed to wash their hands"

This disturbed me

"Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masterbated and failed to wash their hands"

This cheered me up

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#6 31-01-2008 10:47pm

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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

The plural of penis is penii.*

*May not be true. May have just been said to make me look intemellectual.

Penis is a "Hard" noun in Latin which makes the plural penises.

[edit] see: http://www.telusplanet.net/public/alfvaen/latin.html [/edit]

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#7 31-01-2008 10:48pm

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What facts?

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#8 31-01-2008 10:49pm

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McSandwich wrote: »

Penis is a "Hard" noun in Latin which means that plural is penises..

[edit] see: http://www.telusplanet.net/public/alfvaen/latin.html [/edit]

naa na naa naaa na

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#9 31-01-2008 10:50pm

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<citation needed>

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#10 31-01-2008 11:00pm

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However, the plural of vagina is in fact vaginae.

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#11 31-01-2008 11:07pm

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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

The plural of penis is penii.*

*May not be true. May have just been said to make me look intemellectual.

Take a bit more than that horse:rolleyes:

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#12 31-01-2008 11:10pm

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I think that this is a vicious rumour spread by the makers of Marigold gloves to boost sales. I don't need telling - and never leave home without a yellow pair (extra large).:cool:

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#13 31-01-2008 11:16pm

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I can't even remember the last time i shook hands with a woman.

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#14 31-01-2008 11:28pm

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I am not a get-up-and-go businessman, so I rarely shake hands during the course of my day. I am, however, disturbed by these statistics and my natural response is to masturbate more, in order to gain revenge

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#15 31-01-2008 11:36pm

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Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

I can't even remember the last time i shook hands with a woman.

Thats true women don't shake hands half as much as men

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#16 31-01-2008 11:52pm

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Directly or indirectly?

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#17 31-01-2008 11:54pm

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DaveMcG wrote: »

Directly or indirectly?

lol:D

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#18 31-01-2008 11:56pm

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Seven

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#19 31-01-2008 11:59pm

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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

The plural of penis is penii.*

*May not be true. May have just been said to make me look intemellectual.

Thats something I've been wondering too- is the plural of Elvis Elvii, so does that mean a convention would be known as a group of Elvii.

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#20 01-02-2008 12:00am

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Mweelrea wrote: »

Thats true women don't shake hands half as much as men

Thats cause they read those stats and dont want men sniffing their hands afterwards and copping on.

I think that this is a vicious rumour spread by the makers of Marigold gloves to boost sales

And few people know that the marigold workers stick their flutes in each and every finger.

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#21 01-02-2008 12:10am

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rubadub wrote: »

Thats cause they read those stats and dont want men sniffing their hands afterwards and copping on.

:eek: So thats why!

Whereas most men just go straight for the hand shake.

Hygene? What hygene?:D

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#22 01-02-2008 12:16am

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Numina wrote: »

However, the plural of vagina is in fact vaginae.

The plural of vagina is 'lucky'.

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#23 01-02-2008 12:19am

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Actually it's vaginas, as in "a litter of vaginas"

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#24 01-02-2008 12:42am

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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

The plural of penis is penii.*

*May not be true. May have just been said to make me look intemellectual.

No, it's not ... bloody IT graduates, do they teach ye anything in those ponced up technical schools? :mad:

McSandwich wrote: »

Penis is a "Hard" noun in Latin which makes the plural penises.

[edit] see: http://www.telusplanet.net/public/alfvaen/latin.html [/edit]

Actually, for the pure Latin plural, you substitute the -es for the -is (read your own link properly!)

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Thats something I've been wondering too- is the plural of Elvis Elvii, so does that mean a convention would be known as a group of Elvii.

No, but a group of Elvis impersonators could be referred to as "Elves" with some justification ...

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#25 01-02-2008 12:48am

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DaveMcG wrote: »

Actually it's vaginas, as in "a litter of vaginas"

A gaggle of gees
A flock of fannies

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#26 01-02-2008 1:50am

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randylonghorn wrote: »

Actually, for the pure Latin plural, you substitute the -es for the -is (read your own link properly!)

Yes, Penes is the correct Latin, however penises is also a valid plural and the one most commonly used by medical professionals.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/penis

[edit] just read your link guess you knew that already.. teach me to argue with a Mr. Longhorn [/edit]

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#27 01-02-2008 1:52am

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rubadub wrote: »

A gaggle of gees
A flock of fannies

A shower of cnuts

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#28 01-02-2008 2:00am

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McSandwich wrote: »

... teach me to argue with a Mr. Longhorn

... especially given the subject matter!

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#29 01-02-2008 2:42am

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McSandwich wrote: »

A shower of cnuts

Careful now.

08712240000

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