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How many penises did you touch today?

  • 31-01-2008 10:34pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭


    I dont know where these facts came from (or if they are accurate), but it makes for interesting thoughts when shaking hands with people :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Javier Penos Hernandez handed me a coffee at the local Spar.

    Oh wait...


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    The plural of penis is penii.*





    *May not be true. May have just been said to make me look intemellectual.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    That sounds about right, I don't see the point in being squeamish about these things it's the natural order of things.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    "Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masterbated and failed to wash their hands"

    This disturbed me

    "Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masterbated and failed to wash their hands"

    This cheered me up :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭McSandwich


    The plural of penis is penii.*





    *May not be true. May have just been said to make me look intemellectual.

    Penis is a "Hard" noun in Latin :D which makes the plural penises.

    [edit] see: http://www.telusplanet.net/public/alfvaen/latin.html [/edit]


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    What facts?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭BigEejit


    McSandwich wrote: »
    Penis is a "Hard" noun in Latin :D which means that plural is penises..

    [edit] see: http://www.telusplanet.net/public/alfvaen/latin.html [/edit]
    naa na naa naaa na


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    <citation needed>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Numina


    However, the plural of vagina is in fact vaginae.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    The plural of penis is penii.*





    *May not be true. May have just been said to make me look intemellectual.

    Take a bit more than that horse:rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I think that this is a vicious rumour spread by the makers of Marigold gloves to boost sales. I don't need telling - and never leave home without a yellow pair (extra large).:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,171 ✭✭✭Neamhshuntasach


    I can't even remember the last time i shook hands with a woman.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 658 ✭✭✭Crazy Christ


    I am not a get-up-and-go businessman, so I rarely shake hands during the course of my day. I am, however, disturbed by these statistics and my natural response is to masturbate more, in order to gain revenge


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭Mweelrea


    I can't even remember the last time i shook hands with a woman.

    Thats true women don't shake hands half as much as men


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Directly or indirectly?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭Mweelrea


    DaveMcG wrote: »
    Directly or indirectly?

    lol:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Seven


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    The plural of penis is penii.*





    *May not be true. May have just been said to make me look intemellectual.

    Thats something I've been wondering too- is the plural of Elvis Elvii, so does that mean a convention would be known as a group of Elvii.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    Mweelrea wrote: »
    Thats true women don't shake hands half as much as men

    Thats cause they read those stats and dont want men sniffing their hands afterwards and copping on.

    I think that this is a vicious rumour spread by the makers of Marigold gloves to boost sales
    And few people know that the marigold workers stick their flutes in each and every finger.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭Mweelrea


    rubadub wrote: »
    Thats cause they read those stats and dont want men sniffing their hands afterwards and copping on.

    :eek: So thats why!

    Whereas most men just go straight for the hand shake.

    Hygene? What hygene?:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,600 ✭✭✭✭~Rebel~


    Numina wrote: »
    However, the plural of vagina is in fact vaginae.

    The plural of vagina is 'lucky'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Actually it's vaginas, as in "a litter of vaginas"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    The plural of penis is penii.*


    *May not be true. May have just been said to make me look intemellectual.
    No, it's not ... bloody IT graduates, do they teach ye anything in those ponced up technical schools? :mad:
    McSandwich wrote: »
    Penis is a "Hard" noun in Latin :D which makes the plural penises.

    [edit] see: http://www.telusplanet.net/public/alfvaen/latin.html [/edit]
    Actually, for the pure Latin plural, you substitute the -es for the -is (read your own link properly!)
    Thats something I've been wondering too- is the plural of Elvis Elvii, so does that mean a convention would be known as a group of Elvii.
    No, but a group of Elvis impersonators could be referred to as "Elves" with some justification ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    DaveMcG wrote: »
    Actually it's vaginas, as in "a litter of vaginas"

    A gaggle of gees
    A flock of fannies


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭McSandwich



    Actually, for the pure Latin plural, you substitute the -es for the -is (read your own link properly!)

    Yes, Penes is the correct Latin, however penises is also a valid plural and the one most commonly used by medical professionals.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/penis

    [edit] just read your link guess you knew that already.. teach me to argue with a Mr. Longhorn :o [/edit]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭McSandwich


    rubadub wrote: »
    A gaggle of gees
    A flock of fannies

    A shower of cnuts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    McSandwich wrote: »
    ... teach me to argue with a Mr. Longhorn :o
    ... especially given the subject matter! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    McSandwich wrote: »
    A shower of cnuts
    Careful now.

    08712240000


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