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How many penises did you touch today?

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  • 31-01-2008 11:34pm
    #1
    BigEejit
    Registered Users Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭


    I dont know where these facts came from (or if they are accurate), but it makes for interesting thoughts when shaking hands with people :D


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    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Javier Penos Hernandez handed me a coffee at the local Spar.

    Oh wait...


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    AlmightyCushion
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    The plural of penis is penii.*





    *May not be true. May have just been said to make me look intemellectual.


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    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    That sounds about right, I don't see the point in being squeamish about these things it's the natural order of things.


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    #5
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    "Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masterbated and failed to wash their hands"

    This disturbed me

    "Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masterbated and failed to wash their hands"

    This cheered me up :D


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    McSandwich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭McSandwich


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    The plural of penis is penii.*





    *May not be true. May have just been said to make me look intemellectual.

    Penis is a "Hard" noun in Latin :D which makes the plural penises.

    [edit] see: http://www.telusplanet.net/public/alfvaen/latin.html [/edit]


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    What facts?


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    BigEejit
    Registered Users Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭BigEejit


    McSandwich wrote: »
    Penis is a "Hard" noun in Latin :D which means that plural is penises..

    [edit] see: http://www.telusplanet.net/public/alfvaen/latin.html [/edit]
    naa na naa naaa na


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    Fremen
    Registered Users Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    <citation needed>


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    Numina
    Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Numina


    However, the plural of vagina is in fact vaginae.


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    FlutterinBantam
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    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    The plural of penis is penii.*





    *May not be true. May have just been said to make me look intemellectual.

    Take a bit more than that horse:rolleyes:


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    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,994 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I think that this is a vicious rumour spread by the makers of Marigold gloves to boost sales. I don't need telling - and never leave home without a yellow pair (extra large).:cool:


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    Neamhshuntasach
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    I can't even remember the last time i shook hands with a woman.


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    Crazy Christ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 658 ✭✭✭Crazy Christ


    I am not a get-up-and-go businessman, so I rarely shake hands during the course of my day. I am, however, disturbed by these statistics and my natural response is to masturbate more, in order to gain revenge


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    Mweelrea
    Registered Users Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭Mweelrea


    Neamhshuntasach wrote: »
    I can't even remember the last time i shook hands with a woman.

    Thats true women don't shake hands half as much as men


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    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Directly or indirectly?


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    Mweelrea
    Registered Users Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭Mweelrea


    DaveMcG wrote: »
    Directly or indirectly?

    lol:D


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    #18
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Seven


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    [Deleted User]
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    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    The plural of penis is penii.*





    *May not be true. May have just been said to make me look intemellectual.

    Thats something I've been wondering too- is the plural of Elvis Elvii, so does that mean a convention would be known as a group of Elvii.


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    rubadub
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    Mweelrea wrote: »
    Thats true women don't shake hands half as much as men

    Thats cause they read those stats and dont want men sniffing their hands afterwards and copping on.

    I think that this is a vicious rumour spread by the makers of Marigold gloves to boost sales
    And few people know that the marigold workers stick their flutes in each and every finger.


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    Mweelrea
    Registered Users Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭Mweelrea


    rubadub wrote: »
    Thats cause they read those stats and dont want men sniffing their hands afterwards and copping on.

    :eek: So thats why!

    Whereas most men just go straight for the hand shake.

    Hygene? What hygene?:D


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    ~Rebel~
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    Numina wrote: »
    However, the plural of vagina is in fact vaginae.

    The plural of vagina is 'lucky'.


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    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Actually it's vaginas, as in "a litter of vaginas"


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    The plural of penis is penii.*


    *May not be true. May have just been said to make me look intemellectual.
    No, it's not ... bloody IT graduates, do they teach ye anything in those ponced up technical schools? :mad:
    McSandwich wrote: »
    Penis is a "Hard" noun in Latin :D which makes the plural penises.

    [edit] see: http://www.telusplanet.net/public/alfvaen/latin.html [/edit]
    Actually, for the pure Latin plural, you substitute the -es for the -is (read your own link properly!)
    Deleted User wrote: »
    Thats something I've been wondering too- is the plural of Elvis Elvii, so does that mean a convention would be known as a group of Elvii.
    No, but a group of Elvis impersonators could be referred to as "Elves" with some justification ...


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    rubadub
    Registered Users Posts: 32,379 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    DaveMcG wrote: »
    Actually it's vaginas, as in "a litter of vaginas"

    A gaggle of gees
    A flock of fannies


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    McSandwich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭McSandwich


    randylonghorn wrote: »

    Actually, for the pure Latin plural, you substitute the -es for the -is (read your own link properly!)

    Yes, Penes is the correct Latin, however penises is also a valid plural and the one most commonly used by medical professionals.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/penis

    [edit] just read your link guess you knew that already.. teach me to argue with a Mr. Longhorn :o [/edit]


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    #27
    McSandwich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭McSandwich


    rubadub wrote: »
    A gaggle of gees
    A flock of fannies

    A shower of cnuts


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    #28
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    McSandwich wrote: »
    ... teach me to argue with a Mr. Longhorn :o
    ... especially given the subject matter! ;)


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    #29
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    McSandwich wrote: »
    A shower of cnuts
    Careful now.

    08712240000


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