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chatting up a sexy female teacher

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    #62
    The Chessplayer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭The Chessplayer


    ancientdog wrote: »
    I dont know if you know this but i know that go for it comments are all jokes...yeah...I just wanted to see what peoples views and thoughts were about this subject seeing as many people probally most people replying liked a teacher....am i right...me thinks i am.:)

    Better watch this fella, he's a clever one!


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    #63
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    kizzyr wrote: »

    ...She is still your teacher and in a position of authority over you ....

    This is surely just turning the OP on more


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    #64
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Hell, it's turning me on, who the hell cares about the OP?!


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    #65
    Cokehead Mother
    Closed Accounts Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Cokehead Mother


    Watch Notes on a Scandal. NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS.


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    #66
    The Chessplayer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭The Chessplayer


    Fanny **** wrote: »
    This is surely just turning the OP on more


    What's OP stand for?


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    #67
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    The Chessplayer wrote: »
    What's OP stand for?

    Old perverts


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    #68
    Baudelaire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Baudelaire


    The Chessplayer wrote: »
    What's OP stand for?


    300+ posts and you don't know what "OP" stands for :eek: there's no way you play chess, you're not nerdy enough :D


    "OP" stands for "Original Poster" or sometimes "Original Post" depending on the context


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    #69
    gillyfromlyre
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭gillyfromlyre


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    She'll probably give you a damn good whipping for insolence, if you play your cards right.;)

    I'd say shes flicking her deck now thinking of him


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    #70
    cunnins4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 882 ✭✭✭cunnins4


    There is no way that anything bad come come from this OP, it's got winner written all over it.

    A guy in my school ended up going out with a teacher for a few years. She was a wee bit fat though.


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    #71
    Rob_l
    Registered Users Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    Oh teachers yeah uh what


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    #72
    WiDGe->
    Registered Users Posts: 75 ✭✭WiDGe->


    Spilly wrote: »
    There was a gender challenged but adult substitute instructor that used to take lads out driving at night around the grounds and sometimes out to the street lane.One lad said that he received oral stimulation to the genitialia one night. The substitute wouldnt drive him back with him and he was left with his langer hanging out in a laneway with a strange smell of alkyl nitrites on his todger.

    ha wtf!? explain more, this post deserves a thread of its own.


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    #73
    seraphimvc
    Registered Users Posts: 3,356 ✭✭✭seraphimvc


    what's the problem of shagging your teacher (even if you're still in school at that time)??

    lots of japanese students do that!!


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    #74
    keltoms
    Registered Users Posts: 198 ✭✭keltoms


    just wait until lunchtime and ask her if u can you put ur banana in her lunchbox, if she says yes - ur in


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    #75
    Dinter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Dinter


    It's very important that you show her you're interested because she's the one taking the chance with her career by getting it on with you.

    The best way to do this is follow her around. Try to find out where she lives and follow her home, roughly two paces behind her. When she asks you what you're doing, look away and don't answer because you're playing hard to get. Then when she moves off follow her again. If she speeds up it's obvious she wants to go somewhere private with you so make sure you walk faster. Breath in and out really loudly and stamp your feet so she can be sure she knows your right there behind her and interested. On no account speak to her. Just make suggestive gestures at your crotch so she knows you mean business.

    Also remember to bring her presents. It's amazing how touched and impressed a woman can be if you bring her roadkill or some of your mother's underwear. This shows your caring side.

    I guarantee you'll definitely get sex if you follow my advice*.





    *It may be in prison though.


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    #76
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Lol! ^^
    seraphimvc wrote: »
    lots of japanese students do that!!
    Wha'?!


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    #77
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Lol! ^^

    Wha'?!

    everything in hentai is true, dontcha know


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    #78
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    bluewolf wrote: »
    everything in hentai is true, dontcha know
    Really?!!

    Jeez, for the first time in my life I know what it feels like to have an inferiority complex! :(


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