chatting up a sexy female teacher

Kur4mA

Next time you see her out in the pub, tear her top off and then snort some coke off her knocker. You're guaranteed a response then.

Setun

Spilly wrote: »

There was a gender challenged but adult substitute instructor that used to take lads out driving at night around the grounds and sometimes out to the street lane.One lad said that he received oral stimulation to the genitialia one night. The substitute wouldnt drive him back with him and he was left with his langer hanging out in a laneway with a strange smell of alkyl nitrites on his todger.

Most random post I've read on boards.



Ever.

AckwelFoley

Show her your penis after math class.

If she likes you she will play with it

If she doesnt.. she wont.

tbh

Oh totally go for it, film it if possible. One tip - real men don't ask, they tell.

Kold

I scored with my primary school teacher. He was so sexy.

AckwelFoley

My first erection was beside my piano teacher.


I gave up playing the piano...

.. took up masturbation

requires less concentration

jester77

Start things slowly, leave an apple on her desk & if she smiles then you are so in. Get yourself a detention & let her punish you!

Black Swan

Ask her if she does homework housecalls?

randylonghorn

snyper wrote: »

I gave up playing the piano...

.. took up masturbation

requires less concentration

You'll find it's even more fun if you lose the metronome as well.


We had a newly qualified hottie last class before lunch on Thursday all LC year ... tended to wear short enough skirts too, esp. for a teacher. For some reason she was convinced myself and a friend of mine were disruptive influences in class (we weren't that bad!) so would insist we move to the table in front of her high desk. Can't remember what she was supposed to be teaching, something irrelevant anyway ... just as well as we never heard a word of it!

Looking back on it, we never really saw that much, but we convinced ourselves we did anyway!

We always seemed to be late heading uptown for lunch on Thursdays too ... >_>

Xavi6

Pics or she's not real

rubadub

How old is this teacher?

Imagine she was your older sister and you were having breakfast and down struts one the lads from your class into the kitchen, "any tea on da go, jaysus yore sista is filthee, I'm red raw"

Even if she had never met you it would be a lot rarer to see a 21yo girl seeing a 18yo lad, than the other way around. And she is probably well over 21.

Also she does know you. It is like mates of mine saying "have you seen Mary Flynn these days, great tits on her". And we are saying "Tonys little sister, you sick paedophile". She could be 23! but in my mind she is still the kid going up and down the street on a barbie bike.

Dudess

She could be 33.

Xavi6

Dudess wrote: »

She could be 33.

Even better

Tha Gopher

scruff321 wrote: »

man its every horny secondary school pupils fantisy to bone the sh/t out of your sexy teacher!!

Pfft.

Dreams inside my head still provide the motor fuel in the mental image when I close the eyes and get down with Pam and her 5 sisters.

And Im 22.

*counts*

Yep, about six of them, currently aged roughly 28 to 48.

And 3 college lecturers.

*grabs tissue*

Thats 9 milf/approaching milf age women.

Come on fate, just give me one.

Or three anyway.

Terry

rubadub wrote: »

How old is this teacher?

Imagine she was your older sister and you were having breakfast and down struts one the lads from your class into the kitchen, "any tea on da go, jaysus yore sista is filthee, I'm red raw"

Even if she had never met you it would be a lot rarer to see a 21yo girl seeing a 18yo lad, than the other way around. And she is probably well over 21.

Also she does know you. It is like mates of mine saying "have you seen Mary Flynn these days, great tits on her". And we are saying "Tonys little sister, you sick paedophile". She could be 23! but in my mind she is still the kid going up and down the street on a barbie bike.

The next girl you have sex with could be someone's sister.

Zzippy

Spilly wrote: »

There was a gender challenged but adult substitute instructor that used to take lads out driving at night around the grounds and sometimes out to the street lane.One lad said that he received oral stimulation to the genitialia one night. The substitute wouldnt drive him back with him and he was left with his langer hanging out in a laneway with a strange smell of alkyl nitrites on his todger.

Gender challenged? So... it didn't have a gender?

Mikel Jr.

if I had a hot female teacher...I might have stayed awake in class and got a few less NG results

crazydave

One of my mates nailed his biology teacher last year when he was studying for his leaving.She used to give him private grinds and she gave him a great insight into reproduction

Agent Smith

Terry wrote: »

The next girl you have sex with could be someone's sister.

rather someones sister then brother.....

The Real B-man

Do you Honestly think your teacher is gonna go out with ya :rolleyes:

Terry

The Real B-man wrote: »

Do you Honestly think your teacher is gonna go out with ya :rolleyes:

Shhh.

randylonghorn

crazydave wrote: »

One of my mates nailed his biology teacher last year when he was studying for his leaving.She used to give him private grinds and she gave him a great insight into reproduction

Never say never, I suppose, but I would be fairly certain that either your mate has a great career ahead of him as a scriptwriter for the American Pie sub-genre of teen flicks, or he has difficulty separating fantasy from reality!

The Al Lad

Teacher's are dirty, I'm 100% sure she would love a bit of gert, just ask her, if you ask her in front of the whole class she would give you much more respect

Wossack

Ask for sex ed grinds, and then ask for a practical session.

Its 100% guaranteed to work. Your original wit and lust for an education will totally turn her on too.

Splinter

Wossack wrote: »

Ask for sex ed grinds, and then ask for a practical session.

Its 100% guaranteed to work. Your original wit and lust for an education will totally turn her on too.

go listen to Van halen's hot for teacher... that'l give ya confidence then follow Wossack's fine advise

skywalker

Terry wrote: »

The next girl you have sex with could be someone's sister.

Jesus! :eek: Is there anyway to tell these sisters from normal girls?


OP. I dont think you have a choice but to go for it. Sure whats the worst that could happen?

GhostInTheRuins

Spilly wrote: »

There was a gender challenged but adult substitute instructor that used to take lads out driving at night around the grounds and sometimes out to the street lane.One lad said that he received oral stimulation to the genitialia one night. The substitute wouldnt drive him back with him and he was left with his langer hanging out in a laneway with a strange smell of alkyl nitrites on his todger.

So good I read it twice. Might even read again.

thefinalstage

crazydave wrote: »

One of my mates nailed his biology teacher last year when he was studying for his leaving.She used to give him private grinds and she gave him a great insight into reproduction

*Sings in a tenor type voice* Bull SHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!*Sings*

Dragan

OP start small and work your way up! Nobody just gets in the ring and starts boxing with Ali!

Start off with the most mingin' bird in class, then work your way through ****ing ugly, just ugly, kinda ugly, alright but shame about the zits, plain, nice looking, good looking, hot, really hot and "she makes me cum just by looking at me."

After that do the same with the teachers.

Practice makes perfect matey.....think along the lines of Progressive Facial Improvement and soon you'll be hitting that teacher doggy style over her kitchen table while her husband directs.

The Chessplayer

ancientdog wrote: »

well all pretty good sugestions but,think about this ,18...out of school...not a pupil...i know what could happen...friendly see how it goes.

Listen, chap, you haven't got a chance, that is unless she is seriously desperate and/or fat.