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10 sentences - one must be a lie!

  • 24-01-2008 12:56am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭embee


    I'm about as new to boards as Britney is to Vicodin, but I'll introduce myself anyways, in the tried and tested 10 sentences about me format. The catch - one is a lie - guess which one?

    I'm Sorcha.
    I'm 27 and a Capricorn.
    I am from the sprawling metropolis of Ardee.
    I have a daughter named Rhiannon who is almost 2.
    I'm a first year Student Midwife in DKIT.
    I am a big huge giantess with enormous hands and feet.
    I can't drive.
    I am allergic to kiwi fruit.
    I support Liverpool.
    I have one older brother and one younger sister, and I am the archetypal "middle child".

    Come on you lot - 10 sentences about ye all now, with a lie!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 170 ✭✭Buzz Buzz


    I'm gonna go with the daughter one cause any Rheannon I know spells it with an 'e' and not 'i'..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    ha... i'd have gone with the giantess one personally...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    Has to be
    I am from the sprawling metropolis of Ardee.
    metropolis my foot! :p


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I'm Edel
    I'm 22 and an Aries
    I am from Coolock.
    I'm a vegetairan
    I have 2 jobs and can work up to 55 hours a week
    I'm a very messy person and also can be very controlling
    I am great with children and babysitting is one of most fav things to do.
    I studying for my A+ after my boss sugesting I might as well get it.
    In my dept in work I am the only one that is in there twenties.
    I'm considered a nerd by my friends


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    embee wrote: »
    I'm about as new to boards as Britney is to Vicodin, but I'll introduce myself anyways, in the tried and tested 10 sentences about me format. The catch - one is a lie - guess which one?

    I'm Sorcha.
    I'm 27 and a Capricorn.
    I am from the sprawling metropolis of Ardee.
    I have a daughter named Rhiannon who is almost 2.
    I'm a first year Student Midwife in DKIT.
    I am a big huge giantess with enormous hands and feet.
    I can't drive.
    I am allergic to kiwi fruit.
    I support Liverpool.
    I have one older brother and one younger sister, and I am the archetypal "middle child".

    Come on you lot - 10 sentences about ye all now, with a lie!
    Ardee isn't a sprawling metropolis. :D
    I'm Edel
    I'm 22 and an Aries
    I am from Coolock.
    I'm a vegetairan
    I have 2 jobs and can work up to 55 hours a week
    I'm a very messy person and also can be very controlling
    I am great with children and babysitting is one of most fav things to do.
    I studying for my A+ after my boss sugesting I might as well get it.
    In my dept in work I am the only one that is in there twenties.
    I'm considered a nerd by my friends
    You're at least 35 and a Libra. :D


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    I will reveal the truth later


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    I am a Virgo.
    I was 1 month overdue.
    I have broken my neck.
    I have danced for over 5000 people at one time.
    I am a walking Heat magazine.
    I am addicted to pepsi max.
    I am 5'8".
    I appeared on billboards across Ireland.
    I am obsessive about making lists.
    I can't stand Tom Cruise or Will Smith.


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    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    I'm gonna go with the daughter one cause any Rheannon I know spells it with an 'e' and not 'i'..


    Your from Tallaght aren't you? ;)

    Rhiannon is the correct spelling, it is the name of a Celtic Moon Goddess.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    GinnyJo wrote: »
    I am addicted to pepsi max.
    .


    has to be a lie, that stuff is muck...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    Quality wrote: »
    has to be a lie, that stuff is muck...
    :eek:
    *Hugs bottle of Pepsi Max*
    "There, there, Pepshi, she doesn't mean it....":o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    My name is Kara.
    I am 28 & a virgo.
    I have two wonderful kids.
    I married my first love.
    I have 2 sisters & 1 brother and am the youngest by 8 years.
    I am a Brunette.
    I was on an Ad on Rte.
    I performed in the Gaiety.
    I read about 50 books a year.
    I like to crochet.:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    I'm considered a nerd by my friends


    THis one?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38 paul_ire57


    farohar wrote: »

    "There, there, Pepshi, she doesn't mean it....":o

    Was that to be said in a Sean Connery imitation voice?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    I'm gonna go with the daughter one cause any Rheannon I know spells it with an 'e' and not 'i'..


    eh check out her signature ;) altho maybe you have them disabled!

    My guess is that you're not a liverpool supporter


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,561 ✭✭✭✭citytillidie


    embee wrote: »
    I am from the sprawling metropolis of Ardee.

    People live in Ardee?

    ******



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    Quality wrote: »
    THis one?
    No :p and an alcoholic nerd at that!


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    Quality wrote: »
    I was on an Ad on Rte.
    I performed in the Gaiety.
    I read about 50 books a year.
    I like to crochet.:o

    I'm going with any of these


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    GinnyJo wrote: »
    I was 1 month overdue.

    This ? Isn't that not allowed medically I was sure 2 weeks was the max

    GinnyJo wrote: »
    I have broken my neck.

    I appeared on billboards across Ireland
    or even these?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,561 ✭✭✭✭citytillidie


    My name starts with a J
    I'm 27
    I am from Derry
    I have preformed acting on stage
    I work in IT
    I support Liverpool and Derry City
    I have worked in a couple of different countries
    I have appered on TV
    I am allergic to nuts
    I have two older brothers and a younger sister

    ******



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    GinnyJo wrote: »
    I am a Virgo.
    I was 1 month overdue.
    I have broken my neck.
    I have danced for over 5000 people at one time.
    I am a walking Heat magazine.
    I am addicted to pepsi max.
    I am 5'8".
    I appeared on billboards across Ireland.
    I am obsessive about making lists.
    I can't stand Tom Cruise or Will Smith.

    i hope for your sake that that's the lie ;)


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    :D Ha Narco!
    Nope, I'm 5'6".
    I spent a week in special cot after I was born, skin was shrivelled like after spending too long in a bath, this was back in the 70's 2 weeks is the max these days.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    I'm going with any of these
    Sorry but no!! they are all true.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    I have preformed acting on stage


    what is preformed acting...

    has to be the nut allergy...


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    Quality wrote: »
    I married my first love.

    I am a Brunette.

    ok these?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    ok these?
    NO!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    ha, i took that as a pregnancy thing... lol...

    ok, i'll do one for me... i'll try make it hard...

    1. I am a pisces, and am completely typical.
    2. As a child, my life revolved around sports.
    3. I was never destined to be able to walk.
    4. My biggest regret is that I spoke my mind.
    5. My earliest memory is of being in possible.
    6. I am somewhat obsessed with music.
    7. It's more important to follow logical things than a whim.
    9. Life without music is like love without passion.
    10. I miss living in Ireland.

    edit: that was initially a quote from ginny jo, just dialup kept dying on me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    narco wrote: »
    7. It's more important to follow logical things than a whim.
    quote]


    this one defo!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    1) My middle name is Paschal.
    2) My birthday is Christmas day.
    3) I have 2 brothers and 3 sisters.
    4) My youngest sibling is almost 20 years younger than me.
    5) I'm 28.
    6) I work in IT.
    7) I have 2 tattoos.
    8) I have 1 piercing.
    9) I don't drink alcoholic drinks.
    10) I broke my arm when I was 8.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    narco wrote: »
    1. I am a pisces, and am completely typical.
    2. As a child, my life revolved around sports.
    3. I was never destined to be able to walk.
    4. My biggest regret is that I spoke my mind.
    5. My earliest memory is of being in possible.
    6. I am somewhat obsessed with music.
    7. It's more important to follow logical things than a whim.
    9. Life without music is like love without passion.
    10. I miss living in Ireland.

    My guess is the lie is:

    8. I can count...

    :D:p


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    My attempt to spot the lies.
    narco wrote: »
    3. I was never destined to be able to walk.
    4) My youngest sibling is almost 20 years younger than me.
    embee wrote: »
    I'm Sorcha.
    I'm a vegetairan
    Quality wrote: »
    I am a Brunette.
    I am allergic to nuts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,561 ✭✭✭✭citytillidie


    Quality wrote: »
    what is preformed acting...

    has to be the nut allergy...


    Sorry my spelling and grammer is bad, its all explain in sig :D

    And correct

    ******



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,772 ✭✭✭✭Whispered


    narco wrote: »
    ha, i took that as a pregnancy thing... lol...

    ok, i'll do one for me... i'll try make it hard...

    1. I am a pisces, and am completely typical.
    2. As a child, my life revolved around sports.
    3. I was never destined to be able to walk.
    4. My biggest regret is that I spoke my mind.
    5. My earliest memory is of being in possible.
    6. I am somewhat obsessed with music.
    7. It's more important to follow logical things than a whim.
    9. Life without music is like love without passion.
    10. I miss living in Ireland.

    edit: that was initially a quote from ginny jo, just dialup kept dying on me.

    If you are a typical pisces then I think the number 2, 4 & 7 must be lies. But seeing as how only 1 thing is a lie then I think it's number one. That you're typical pisces. Am I right?? :confused::D

    1. I'm 23 and a pisces
    2. I'm very argumentative
    3. I cannot remember about 6 of my teenage years
    4. I'm only 5"2
    5. I dont believe in God, but am very spiritual
    6. I am 14 years older than my youngest sibling
    7. I have issues with spiders :mad:
    8. My boyfriend is the most unromantic in the WORLD - but bless him for trying
    9. School was the happiest time of my life
    10. I love animals and at one stage had 18 dogs


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    Pisces are people pleasers...they aren't arguementative.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    Quality wrote: »
    narco wrote: »
    7. It's more important to follow logical things than a whim.
    quote]


    this one defo!!

    haha, yep. follow my heart, not my head, follow my passions. only live once, i don't want any regrets. ha, unfortunatley, that came up in conversatoin tonight, and i decided to spend a coupla hundred quid in going to see one of my favourite bands (prices include tickets, return flights, and one night's accommodation), cos... hell, i only live once, this is my life, and music is my passion. money is nothing once i'm dead.
    1) My middle name is Paschal.
    2) My birthday is Christmas day.
    3) I have 2 brothers and 3 sisters.
    4) My youngest sibling is almost 20 years younger than me.
    5) I'm 28.
    6) I work in IT.
    7) I have 2 tattoos.
    8) I have 1 piercing.
    9) I don't drink alcoholic drinks.
    10) I broke my arm when I was 8.
    ok, im not sure about 1, i know 2 is right, not sure about 3, i think 4 is right, 5 sounds about right (though i've a terrible memory for numbers), 6 is right, 7 is right, 8 is right, 9 is right, 10 is a possibility. i think 1 is right too. maybe it's two...?
    My guess is the lie is:

    8. I can count...

    :D:p

    oh give over, i spent about a half horu on that, i've been kicked over 20 times in that space of time, ****ing dialup, so i go from conversation to typing, to conversation again...
    Moonbaby wrote: »
    My attempt to spot the lies.
    Originally Posted by narco View Post
    3. I was never destined to be able to walk.

    no really, i've had 4 surgeries on my hips, and have all my life had problems with my ankles and ligaments, and at age 14 i had a knee injury which has left me with a limp and general joint/ligament problems since.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Oh dear... just spotted a typo on one of my own ones... O_O

    The correct version is:
    1) My middle name is Paschal.
    2) My birthday is Christmas day.
    3) I have 3 brothers and 2 sisters.
    4) My youngest sibling is almost 20 years younger than me.
    5) I'm 28.
    6) I work in IT.
    7) I have 2 tattoos.
    8) I have 1 piercing.
    9) I don't drink alcoholic drinks.
    10) I broke my arm when I was 8.
    narco wrote:
    maybe it's two...?
    You said you know two is right, and then said maybe two is the lie???

    [edit]
    Also: Damn you for knowing me so well and pretty much spelling it out for everyone lol ;)


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    narco wrote: »
    no really, i've had 4 surgeries on my hips, and have all my life had problems with my ankles and ligaments, and at age 14 i had a knee injury which has left me with a limp and general joint/ligament problems since.

    I know about 20 people in wheelchairs who'd kill for a limp....count yourself lucky :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    1) My middle name is Paschal.
    2) My birthday is Christmas day.
    3) I have 2 brothers and 3 sisters.
    4) My youngest sibling is almost 20 years younger than me.
    5) I'm 28.
    6) I work in IT.
    7) I have 2 tattoos.
    8) I have 1 piercing.
    9) I don't drink alcoholic drinks.
    10) I broke my arm when I was 8.

    No 2
    Sorry my spelling and grammer is bad, its all explain in sig :D

    And correct

    Sorry

    And Moonbaby I am a Brunnette...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,561 ✭✭✭✭citytillidie


    Quality wrote: »

    Sorry

    No need to be sorry :)

    Just got mines right away

    ******



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Quality wrote: »
    No 2

    Our survey says:
    \/
    /\

    Sorry, wrong! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality



    8) I have 1 piercing.



    I'll try and get yours,

    If you can get mine:eek::eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    If you are a typical pisces then I think the number 2, 4 & 7 must be lies. But seeing as how only 1 thing is a lie then I think it's number one. That you're typical pisces. Am I right?? :confused::D

    1. I'm 23 and a pisces
    2. I'm very argumentative
    3. I cannot remember about 6 of my teenage years
    4. I'm only 5"2
    5. I dont believe in God, but am very spiritual
    6. I am 14 years older than my youngest sibling
    7. I have issues with spiders :mad:
    8. My boyfriend is the most unromantic in the WORLD - but bless him for trying
    9. School was the happiest time of my life
    10. I love animals and at one stage had 18 dogs

    i don't see how sports makes me un-pisces... as for speaking my mind... just check half my posts around here, i do speak my mind... though i *do* hold back now and then, for the sake of peace... but one particular occasion, my biggest regret, is speaking my mind to someone who didnt wana hear it... my life went seriously downhill for a few years after that.

    i'd guess number 2 or 9 are false for you...

    moonbaby, i know, believe me, for all i give out about my knee, and my scars, i'm so grateful for being able to walk. it's just one of those things i often say, that i was just never really destined to be able to walk, given that i've always had so many problems with my legs/walking ability.

    damo, by 'two' i meant three...

    duhhh...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,772 ✭✭✭✭Whispered


    Sorry Narco, misunderstood, when you said about speaking your mind I assumed you meant in general. Which would be very un-pisces like, most pisces let their mouth run away from them when they are passionate about something (me included). As for sports, I hate them and always blamed my laziness on being a pisces...............shhhh, dont ruin it on me, I've gotten away with it till now :D

    Number 2 is very very true :eek: although I do try not to be.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    9. School was the happiest time of my life


    Doubt it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    ok here goes...

    My name is Julie-Ann
    I'm 27
    I live in Rathmines
    I'm a Veterinary Nurse
    I lived in the UK for nearly 2 years
    I have travelled a lot
    I like pie
    I live with my boyfriend and our house mate.
    I have 3 cats, 2 dogs and 3 fish
    I have a really cool brother who posts on boards.


    Where is the lie?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Jules wrote: »
    ok here goes...


    I have a really cool brother who posts on boards.



    LIAR


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    My real name is Setanta
    I was sent home to die by three hospitals when I was born.
    My father is a Vietnam Vet.
    I buried my father exactly one week ago today.
    I'm ambidextrious
    I have a son
    I have two degrees, and two professional qualifications
    I'm 25
    I've circumnavigated the globe
    I was allergic to rice as a child but it seems to have vanished.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    SetantaL wrote: »
    I have a son

    I'm 25
    .


    Either or


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,551 ✭✭✭panda100


    GinnyJo wrote: »
    .
    I am a walking Heat magazine.
    .
    :confused: How can u be a walking magazine??


    Jules wrote: »
    I have a really cool brother who posts on boards.

    Lie. Everyone knows he's super duper supercalfragilisticexpialidocous cool and not just 'really cool'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭DJ_Spider


    I am 42
    My real name is Paul
    I share my birthday with Kylie Minogue
    I like wearing fancy dress
    I used to keep spiders, snakes, scorpions and lizards
    I moved to Ireland 2yrs ago
    I was adopted at 6 weeks
    I was captain of the school basketball team
    I was in the Army for 12yrs
    I built my first computer when I was 13


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    DJ_Spider wrote: »
    I am 42


    liar


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