Being hot saved her life!

Lawless_Samurai · 15-01-2008 11:00am #1

Ok title might be a bit dramatic but I was coming home from college last friday and there was a girl standing at the side of the road. Now she was a very pretty looking woman and I probably looked at her a little too long considering I was driving but as I was getting closer and almost passing her when I noticed she was looking the other way and stepping onto to the road. I pressed on my brakes and just about came to a stop when she was on the road in front of me. She turned around at this point got the fright of her life and ran back to where she was standing on the side of the road.

I began wondering afterwards had she been a he or a not so attractive woman would I have noticed her in time??? Just put it up her to see if this kinda thing has happened to anyone else or to hear anyones near car accident story???

Terry · 15-01-2008 11:11am

You should be watching the road at all times. Rabble. Etc.

Cathmandooo · 15-01-2008 11:12am

Lawless_Samurai wrote: »

Ok title might be a bit dramatic but I was coming home from college last friday and there was a girl standing at the side of the road. Now she was a very pretty looking woman and I probably looked at her a little too long considering I was driving but as I was getting closer and almost passing her whan I noticed she was looking the other way and stepping onto to the road. I pressed on my breaks and just about came to a stop when she was on the road in front of me. She turned around at this point got the fright of her life and ran back to where she was standing on the side of the road.

I began wondering afterwards had she been a he or a not so attractive woman would I have noticed her in time??? Just put it up her to see if this kinda thing has happened to anyone else or to hear anyones near car accident story???

Lucky girl!

I've had to brake suddenly for people but they have all tended to be drunk men staggering out onto the road :rolleyes: no hotties for me

Karoma · 15-01-2008 11:16am

Somtimes natural selections sucks.

axer · 15-01-2008 11:21am

Lawless_Samurai wrote: »

Ok title might be a bit dramatic but I was coming home from college last friday and there was a girl standing at the side of the road. Now she was a very pretty looking woman and I probably looked at her a little too long considering I was driving but as I was getting closer and almost passing her whan I noticed she was looking the other way and stepping onto to the road. I pressed on my breaks and just about came to a stop when she was on the road in front of me. She turned around at this point got the fright of her life and ran back to where she was standing on the side of the road.

I began wondering afterwards had she been a he or a not so attractive woman would I have noticed her in time??? Just put it up her to see if this kinda thing has happened to anyone else or to hear anyones near car accident story???

and you didnt ask her out? What is wrong with people these days?!

Karoma · 15-01-2008 11:24am

axer wrote: »

and you didnt ask her out? What is wrong with people these days?!

A lack of Romantic movies. Teach us, oh wise one. Tell us the ways of God Pitt, et. al.

High&Low · 15-01-2008 11:27am

Lawless_Samurai wrote: »

I pressed on my breaks and just about came to a stop when she was on the road in front of me. She turned around at this point got the fright of her life and ran back to where she was standing on the side of the road.

Cathooo wrote: »

Lucky girl!

I've had to break suddenly for people but they have all tended to be drunk men staggering out onto the road :rolleyes: no hotties for me

The word is "brake" not "break"

biko · 15-01-2008 11:29am

Change title to Being hot saved her from being run over by me!

Karoma · 15-01-2008 11:33am

biko wrote: »

Change title to Being hot saved her from being run over by me!

Oh...I was going to go with I knock down ugly people. Man, the ugly people of AH would be up in arms.

* Grabs a pitchfork

Vegeta · 15-01-2008 11:35am

should have got out and asked her did she need a ride somewhere

cjt156 · 15-01-2008 11:46am

Survival of the fittest. Make it a policy.
IMO we should be allowed run over frecklies, gingers and wingnuts. Cars should carry stickers saying "Munter on board" so we know which ones to ram.

Lawless_Samurai · 15-01-2008 11:48am

High&Low wrote: »

The word is "brake" not "break"

Its been amended! Thank you

I'm actually a bit mad at myself I didn't stop and ask "em... since I just saved your life any chance of a date???" I wouldn't have been surprised if she jumped into my arms there and then and I carried her off into the sunset to make sweet sweet "music"

:D

Karoma · 15-01-2008 11:50am

Lawless_Samurai wrote: »

Its been amended! Thank you

I'm actually a bit mad at myself I didn't stop and ask "em... since I just saved your life any chance of a date???" I wouldn't have been surprised if she jumped into my arms there and then and I carried her off into the sunset to make sweet sweet "music" :D

There'll be other opportunities if you apply the same logic, just grab a gun or knife or wait for an opportune moment at a train station...

Dragan · 15-01-2008 12:15pm

Your really should have just run her over then chucked her in the boot.

If they are hot it doesn't matter that they are dead.......right?

mp3guy · 15-01-2008 12:17pm

I'm sure if she was horrendously disfigured you would have noticed her pretty quickly as well.

Cathmandooo · 15-01-2008 12:19pm

High&Low wrote: »

The word is "brake" not "break"

sorrrrrrrrry!

edited

Morlar · 15-01-2008 12:20pm

On the flip side if she had been ugly she would have needed keener wits to survive and probably would have been paying attention to begin with.

Lawless_Samurai · 15-01-2008 12:20pm

Thats true the whole mess on my windscreen... Don't think I would have able to ignore that!!!

Terry · 15-01-2008 12:21pm

Lawless_Samurai wrote: »

Its been amended! Thank you

I'm actually a bit mad at myself I didn't stop and ask "em... since I just saved your life any chance of a date???" I wouldn't have been surprised if she jumped into my arms there and then and I carried her off into the sunset to make sweet sweet "music" :D

The word is "It's", not "Its".

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

I also know that it's is a contraction and not a word per se.

AckwelFoley · 15-01-2008 12:23pm

If she was ugly you should have mounted the path to hit her

**awaits lame arse politically correct uptight bone head to flame my comment as immature**

pid() · 15-01-2008 12:34pm

Terry wrote: »

You should be watching the road at all times. Rabble. Etc.

You're up early for a drunk, etc.

KnifeWRENCH · 15-01-2008 12:48pm

snyper wrote:

If she was ugly you should have mounted the path to hit her

**awaits lame arse politically correct uptight bone head to flame my comment as immature**

That comment is immature! I Object!!! :mad:

Terry · 15-01-2008 1:03pm

pid() wrote: »

You're up early for a drunk, etc.

Quiet you. Damn quitter.

pid() · 15-01-2008 1:31pm

Terry wrote: »

Quiet you. Damn quitter.

Says the mod of Giving up smoking. Hehe.

FunkyChicken · 15-01-2008 1:36pm

rehab is for quitters

ejmaztec · 15-01-2008 1:39pm

I suppose that the only time you find out how many fat ugly birds you've got wrapped around your back axle, is when your car's in for the NCT.

Terry · 15-01-2008 1:40pm

pid() wrote: »

Says the mod of Giving up smoking. Hehe.

Click. Inhale. Exhale. AAAHhhhh.

po0k · 15-01-2008 1:43pm

pix or it never happened

Maximilian · 15-01-2008 1:43pm

Dragan wrote: »

Your really should have just run her over then chucked her in the boot.

If they are hot it doesn't matter that they are dead.......right?

As long as they are over the age of consent though, because that would be just plain sick otherwise.

DinosaursAttack · 15-01-2008 1:50pm

i'd love to date an amputee

Karoma · 15-01-2008 1:52pm

DinosaursAttack wrote: »

i'd love to date an amputee

You're banned while we have a little chat. ¬_¬

Being hot saved her life!

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