Maddie- The Film?

Mossy Monk

yaynay wrote: »

Did nobody read the article before jumping in with their smart arse remarks? The parents are considering it to help raise awareness

Raise awareness for people who have been living under a rock for the last year? I like the idea of all monies made by this venture being given to childrens charities.

AckwelFoley

Mr.Micro wrote: »

Have they worked out the ending yet

Yes. The ending is poor ol Maddie is pushing up Dasies but lack of nothing more than circumstantial evidence meanes "they" *cough* mom *cough* got away with it.

The sequel.. is Maddie 2 "this girls name is Amy Fitz" is been written now, due for release in 2010


Ive been to that dump in costa de sol where amy lives, this september. Its one of the lowest class of Holiday dumps ive ever layed eyes on or had the misfortune of smelling. I drove around europe and by pure bad luck stopped there for a night. I didnt pick up anyone before you ask.

TwoShedsJackson

Might as well throw this in again:

http://img176.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tutjp1.jpg

Degsy

The sequel would be called Mad maddie 2-The Cuddle Cat Diaries.

thelordofcheese

yaynay wrote: »

Did nobody read the article before jumping in with their smart arse remarks? The parents are considering it to help raise awareness, nothing more has been confirmed at this stage... FYI the jokes aren't funny :rolleyes:...

You're right, they aren't funny, they are hilarious.

Trampas

Cant wait to see the part when Maddie disappears.

Who will take her?

The dingo has already been used.

TwoShedsJackson

Werewolves are quite common in Spain, so I hear.

Failing that it was some ****er from the Daily Express, so they could get a years worth of front pages off it, she's on it again today for Christ's sake.

Degsy

Trampas wrote: »

Cant wait to see the part when Maddie disappears.

Who will take her?

The dingo has already been used.

Micheal jackson?

Gran Hermano

Trampas wrote: »

Cant wait to see the part when Maddie disappears.

Who will take her?

The dingo has already been used.

Evil Skippy takes her and she's rescued by Lassie and Flipper.

Lockstep

Degsy wrote: »

The sequel would be called Mad maddie 2-The Cuddle Cat Diaries.

Genius.
Sheer Genius.

Degsy wrote: »

Micheal jackson?

Nah, he only goes after little boys.

Although who wants to bet that her parents will try to drag MJ into it seeing as he settles out of court.

manTime

Maximilian wrote: »

Perhaps a range of shoes would be better.

+1

TheIrishGrover

kickoutthejams wrote: »

A Maddie movie?

Who wants to bet there'll be Maddie merchandise released as a tie in.

Maddie Action figures.
Dolls (Hide and Seek Maddie)
Books (Where's Wally? style)

etc

There'll be no Maddie action figure. Just an empty box. However there will be about 4,275 action figures of the parents:
Eating-at-the-resturaunt-while-nobody-watching-the-kids figures with no eagle-eye function
Crying-at-every-press-conference (week 1) figure with tiny tears action
ALMOST-crying-at-every-press-conference (week 2-3) figure with realistic red sad eyes
Walking-down-the-beach-getting-some-alone-time figures with 75 paparatzi photographers free
Post-"Maddie Fund" figures with new wardrobe
Eating-at-the-resturaunt-while-EVERYBODY-watching-for-papers figures WITH eagle-eye function
Coming Soon: "This one's for our Maddie" Film premiere figures with tiny tears action
.............

AckwelFoley

Leave Jackson out of this.

He has an alaby at the time.

He was re-stuffing paedo bear at the time

jester77

The NeverEnding Story IV

Dog boy

citytillidie wrote: »

I know that the idea is bad, but just maybe it might work in helping them find her.

Don't see how. Every one who sees the film will just start confusing who ever plays Maddie for the real girl. Thats not going to help them find her if that's their aim.

littlebug

emm I believe the latest news is that Gerry Mc Cann has denied they are considering a movie deal. They are in talks with a media company about a documentary.

so... a whole load of tabloid hoohaa over nothing :rolleyes:

Fwaggle

Possible names for the movie, stolen shamelessly from another forum:

Assualt On Pre Teen 13
Three Arguidos!
Catch Me If You McCann
Kiddyfiddler On The Roof
To Kill A McCannbird
Some Like it Tot
This is Final Tapas
Maddy Nae Care

And my personal favourite:

Murat: Child Kidnappings of Portugal for Make Benefit Glorious Tabloid Media of United Kingdom

Kur4mA

I know where you stole them from!

AckwelFoley

What about the board game?


I dont think it would be a difficult game to solve... it'l never sell..

"The parents - In the boot - with blue lump hammer"

Donegal Lass

Fwaggle wrote: »

Possible names for the movie, stolen shamelessly from another forum:

Assualt On Pre Teen 13
Three Arguidos!
Catch Me If You McCann
Kiddyfiddler On The Roof
To Kill A McCannbird
Some Like it Tot
This is Final Tapas
Maddy Nae Care

And my personal favourite:

Murat: Child Kidnappings of Portugal for Make Benefit Glorious Tabloid Media of United Kingdom

ROFL!!!

Nobody mentioned the tie-in T-shirts:

"I Kidnapped Maddie"

it worked for Dallas

Donegal Lass

or maddie sleeping tablets?

Stark

Film: No
Guest spot on Lost: Yes

Saint_Mel

Are they bringing out a film/do they already have a film out about the
girl who was kidnapped and locked under a stairs for years? (or something?)

Degsy

Fwaggle wrote: »

Possible names for the movie, stolen shamelessly from another forum:

Assualt On Pre Teen 13
Three Arguidos!
Catch Me If You McCann
Kiddyfiddler On The Roof
To Kill A McCannbird
Some Like it Tot
This is Final Tapas
Maddy Nae Care

And my personal favourite:

Murat: Child Kidnappings of Portugal for Make Benefit Glorious Tabloid Media of United Kingdom

While You Were Sleeping

Donegal Lass

"Who Framed Robert Murat"

togster

Donegal Lass wrote: »

"Who Framed Robert Murat"

ROFL

Degsy

Cuddle Cat-The Smell Of Death

togster

And theme tunes....

I don't know much but i know they killed you.

Donegal Lass

ROFL

P.S. I Killed You

OR

How to Hide A Body in Ten Days