A week to live !

I'd get a credit card under a fake alias, and max it out as much as possible. And have them buried with me so they'd all be there in the afterlife too.

seamus

Remember that any damages you cause in your final week of destruction will be deducted from your estate before your will is executed. So if you kill anyone, their family will take all your money and leave your family with nothing.

juuge

Deleted User wrote: »

You take the internet far too seriously!I can imagine the guards pissing themselves laughing as you tell them that somebody threatened you over a message board!:O::rolleyes:

We'll see about that, I've got two sharing a flat with me. Strange how posters can be banned for calling politicians names yet threatening remarks go un-noticed.

Dennis the Stone

Bob in Belfast wrote: »

OP i would stab you untill you were dead.
Then i could die happy.

...

seamus

Threats don't go un-noticed. Jokes do.

aidan24326

juuge wrote: »

We'll see about that, I've got two sharing a flat with me. Strange how posters can be banned for calling politicians names yet threatening remarks go un-noticed.

I really hope you're joking.

Pherekydes

Mairt wrote: »

I'd hold my kids close, wouldn't lose a minute with them.

Thank God for you! I was beginning to think everyone on boards was insane.

I'd sort out my affairs (not that I've had any ) and spend my last week racing my kids and trying to teach them what little I know of worth.

thefinalstage

Slow coach wrote: »

and spend my last week racing my kids

We could bet on them!

Proxy

I wouldn't tell anybody, go have the most fun week of my (and as much as possible) friends lives so far, blow as much money as possible and write a testament to give the remainder upon my demise to a cancer research group.

On my last day i'd like to say mass - not specifically in a church - and give a homily that would hopefully be some way inspirational or insightful to at the very least a small amount of lost souls. I don't mean that in any religious way - just in a sort of... reality check for those who would be responsive to it.

No greater tragedy than to die in vain.

Pherekydes

thelastangryman wrote: »

We could bet on them!

Pointless, my friend. They'd win even if I wasn't dying.

cjt156

Slow coach wrote: »

... and spend my last week racing my kids...

What, with little kid-jockeys over fences and stuff? I'd pay to see that.


I'd tell everybody important what they meant to me.

And for the finale; one kilo of coke, 2 hookers, fade out...

juuge

seamus wrote: »

Threats don't go un-noticed. Jokes do.

So you find that type of response funny ?

juuge

aidan24326 wrote: »

I really hope you're joking.

On a seemingly banal subject the poster says...’OP I would stab you until you were dead Then I could die happy’. ...doesn’t include a smiley, uses a Belfast user name, and you hope I’m joking !

seamus

juuge wrote: »

So you find that type of response funny ?

Nope. But you don't have to find a joke funny to recognise it as a joke. How does having "Belfast" in his name have anything to do with it. Are you a bigot?

I can't see any reason why you would take his post seriously, therefore it's a joke.

Wacker

I'd top myself straight away. Who could stand the anticipation? Not me anyway.

Right..
I've never been with an Asian bird even though I think they are unreal... so I'd fly over to Japan(NO REPLIES SAYING I COULD JUST GO TO MCD'S INSTEAD) with alot of Viagra & do the business all night !!! Then I would fly back to Ireland and stab Daniel O' Donnell to death with a bottle opener.

juuge

seamus wrote: »

Nope. But you don't have to find a joke funny to recognise it as a joke. How does having "Belfast" in his name have anything to do with it. Are you a bigot?

Now who's the one that can't take a joke.
Should you not be at school ?

Lawless_Samurai

This is a very important issue therefore I'd think long and hard on what I'd do. Maybe even for a week solid thinking..... Oh crap I'm dead!!! :):D

Maximilian

I think I would skull-**** a puppy.

seamus

juuge wrote: »

Now who's the one that can't take a joke.
Should you not be at school ?

For something to be a joke, there needs to be identifiable humour.

I should be in school, but the damned restraining order means I can't go within 100m.

stooge

juuge wrote: »

Death threats on boards ! Gardai notified - I'm not joking !

Ok, if youre not joking and are indeed serious, then it is only a threat if BIB is actually dying and has one week to live, otherwise its just a hypothetical threat. Stop acting the b0llox...

juuge

stooge wrote: »

Ok, if youre not joking and are indeed serious, then it is only a threat if BIB is actually dying and has one week to live, otherwise its just a hypothetical threat. Stop acting the b0llox...

I might be acting but you certainly are not !

juuge

seamus wrote: »

For something to be a joke, there needs to be identifiable humour.

My original point entirely.