A week to live !

juuge

Say you had just a week to live and you had taken care of all the obvious stuff like made a will etc and the prospect of being arrested doesn’t really matter anymore….what I would do is, I would get a big strong car like an old Volvo and when a guy/gal drives up the bus-lane and then tries to cut back into normal traffic, and they think you’re gonna let them in…. well I’d put the boot down.
That’s just one - any more suggestions?.

thefinalstage

Walk down Dublin city street smacking down Romas!

Has this not been done to death? (Pardon the pun)

Bob in Belfast

OP i would stab you untill you were dead.
Then i could die happy.

Davidius

Take over the world. If I died in office everbody would remember me as great because I didn't do anything wrong.

milli

Go and punch all the people who ever p***d you off during your lifetime.. Yeees.

Davidius

milli wrote: »

Go and punch all the people who ever p***d you off during your lifetime.. Yeees.

OK!

BRB.

Quality

Bob in Belfast wrote: »

OP i would stab you untill you were dead.
Then i could die happy.

What would you stab him with?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055208875

milli

Quality wrote: »

What would you stab him with?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055208875

:eek: Death by porksword?!

Bob in Belfast

Quality wrote: »

What would you stab him with?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055208875

That weapon is used for fun not for fussing 'n a fighting with.

Rhyme

Climb the Spire.

HungryJoey

Rhyme wrote: »

Climb the Spire.

And stick a "Waste of money" flag on top of it.

Hj

Toots

Rhyme wrote: »

Climb the Spire.

And start throwing money from the top and start another riot on O'Connell St

Cool_CM

I would take a dump in a very obscure location in one of my former workplaces and leave a note for the lucky person who found it telling them it was me and that they were all c#nts.

SoundGuyDave

Hmmm week to live eh??? where does one start.....

There's a machine in work i'd like to make sh*t of.
Then get sacked (Because of above:D)
Go nuts in me car, crash it.... ooh ooh thru a big glass window(and not die lol), steal another and go nuts in that, all of course without hurtin anyone.
Eat lots of chicken (while joyriding heehee)
Hear how loud my guitar amp REALLY is.
Then hear how loud my PA system Really is.
Buy a baseball bat and pay a visit to a certain someone (You know who you are:mad:)
Finally have A pint with me mates.

Saying all that, id prob just get pissed for the week:D

Toots

Cool_CM wrote: »

I would take a dump in a very obscure location in one of my former workplaces and leave a note for the lucky person who found it telling them it was me and that they were all c#nts.

Actually that's a good idea too....except I'd do one on the driver's seat of my ex-manager's car!! And leave a series of clues that would lead her on a wild goose chase around the city, ending up back at her gaff where there'd be another turd waiting on her doorstep.

Gavin "shels"

I'd run down Grafton St, down by College Green, along onto Westmoreland St, then down to Henry Street down to Jervis fully naked.

kowloon

Gavin shels wrote: »

I'd run down Grafton St, down by College Green, along onto Westmoreland St, then down to Henry Street down to Jervis fully naked.

Man, I hope you live forever

seamus

Call up everyone I'd ever had the pleasure of being friends with and tell them how much I appreciated their friendship.

I don't see the need to act the prick.

Gordon

Why is the OPs boot up while he is driving? Isn't that dangerous?

SoundGuyDave

seamus wrote: »

Call up everyone I'd ever had the pleasure of being friends with and tell them how much I appreciated their friendship.

I don't see the need to act the prick.

Very true bud, that is what id really do tbh.

CantGetNoSleep

Toots85 wrote: »

And start throwing money from the top and start another riot on O'Connell St

Between who? the beggers?

I'd try my hardest to make the world end, that way everyone else would be dead and I'd be sure I wasn't missing anything thay was happening, also everyone would be with me wherever I ended up so we'd have a craic anyway

nobodythere

Rhyme wrote: »

Climb the Spire.

Put really strong magnets on your hand and you could feckin do it too

CantGetNoSleep

grasshopa wrote: »

Put really strong magnets on your hand and you could feckin do it too

Id say they did a botch job and used metallic effect plastic to make it cheaper

aidan24326

juuge wrote: »

Say you had just a week to live and you had taken care of all the obvious stuff like made a will etc and the prospect of being arrested doesn’t really matter anymore….what I would do is, I would get a big strong car like an old Volvo and when a guy/gal drives up the bus-lane and then tries to cut back into normal traffic, and they think you’re gonna let them in…. well I’d put the boot down.
That’s just one - any more suggestions?.

Wow that's incredibly imaginative juuge. What a way to spend your final days. :rolleyes:

Bottle_of_Smoke

Bomb hoax. Loads of people can have the morning off work with a legitimate excuse.

Take out the biggest loan possible that can be instantly approved. hand beggars €100 notes for the buzz. Not gonna lie I'd more than likely go on a hunt for the finest eastern european prostitutes money can buy.

arybvtcw0eolkf

I'd hold my kids close, wouldn't lose a minute with them.

qwertplaywert

Kill myself and leave a suicide claiming stormfront made me do it.

juuge

Bob in Belfast wrote: »

OP i would stab you untill you were dead.
Then i could die happy.

Death threats on boards ! Gardai notified - I'm not joking !

Toots

qwertplaywert wrote: »

Kill myself and leave a suicide claiming stormfront made me do it.

Ha ha! They'd probably see that as some sort of achievement.

juuge

juuge wrote: »

Death threats on boards ! Gardai notified - I'm not joking !

You take the internet far too seriously!I can imagine the guards pissing themselves laughing as you tell them that somebody threatened you over a message board!:O::rolleyes:

I'd get a credit card under a fake alias, and max it out as much as possible. And have them buried with me so they'd all be there in the afterlife too.

seamus

Remember that any damages you cause in your final week of destruction will be deducted from your estate before your will is executed. So if you kill anyone, their family will take all your money and leave your family with nothing.

juuge

Deleted User wrote: »

You take the internet far too seriously!I can imagine the guards pissing themselves laughing as you tell them that somebody threatened you over a message board!:O::rolleyes:

We'll see about that, I've got two sharing a flat with me. Strange how posters can be banned for calling politicians names yet threatening remarks go un-noticed.

Dennis the Stone

Bob in Belfast wrote: »

OP i would stab you untill you were dead.
Then i could die happy.

...

seamus

Threats don't go un-noticed. Jokes do.

aidan24326

juuge wrote: »

We'll see about that, I've got two sharing a flat with me. Strange how posters can be banned for calling politicians names yet threatening remarks go un-noticed.

I really hope you're joking.

Pherekydes

Mairt wrote: »

I'd hold my kids close, wouldn't lose a minute with them.

Thank God for you! I was beginning to think everyone on boards was insane.

I'd sort out my affairs (not that I've had any ) and spend my last week racing my kids and trying to teach them what little I know of worth.

thefinalstage

Slow coach wrote: »

and spend my last week racing my kids

We could bet on them!

Proxy

I wouldn't tell anybody, go have the most fun week of my (and as much as possible) friends lives so far, blow as much money as possible and write a testament to give the remainder upon my demise to a cancer research group.

On my last day i'd like to say mass - not specifically in a church - and give a homily that would hopefully be some way inspirational or insightful to at the very least a small amount of lost souls. I don't mean that in any religious way - just in a sort of... reality check for those who would be responsive to it.

No greater tragedy than to die in vain.

Pherekydes

thelastangryman wrote: »

We could bet on them!

Pointless, my friend. They'd win even if I wasn't dying.

cjt156

Slow coach wrote: »

... and spend my last week racing my kids...

What, with little kid-jockeys over fences and stuff? I'd pay to see that.


I'd tell everybody important what they meant to me.

And for the finale; one kilo of coke, 2 hookers, fade out...

juuge

seamus wrote: »

Threats don't go un-noticed. Jokes do.

So you find that type of response funny ?

juuge

aidan24326 wrote: »

I really hope you're joking.

On a seemingly banal subject the poster says...’OP I would stab you until you were dead Then I could die happy’. ...doesn’t include a smiley, uses a Belfast user name, and you hope I’m joking !

seamus

juuge wrote: »

So you find that type of response funny ?

Nope. But you don't have to find a joke funny to recognise it as a joke. How does having "Belfast" in his name have anything to do with it. Are you a bigot?

I can't see any reason why you would take his post seriously, therefore it's a joke.

Wacker

I'd top myself straight away. Who could stand the anticipation? Not me anyway.

Right..
I've never been with an Asian bird even though I think they are unreal... so I'd fly over to Japan(NO REPLIES SAYING I COULD JUST GO TO MCD'S INSTEAD) with alot of Viagra & do the business all night !!! Then I would fly back to Ireland and stab Daniel O' Donnell to death with a bottle opener.

juuge

seamus wrote: »

Nope. But you don't have to find a joke funny to recognise it as a joke. How does having "Belfast" in his name have anything to do with it. Are you a bigot?

Now who's the one that can't take a joke.
Should you not be at school ?

Lawless_Samurai

This is a very important issue therefore I'd think long and hard on what I'd do. Maybe even for a week solid thinking..... Oh crap I'm dead!!! :):D

Maximilian

I think I would skull-**** a puppy.

seamus

juuge wrote: »

Now who's the one that can't take a joke.
Should you not be at school ?

For something to be a joke, there needs to be identifiable humour.

I should be in school, but the damned restraining order means I can't go within 100m.