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A week to live !

juuge · 2008-01-05 23:37:47

Say you had just a week to live and you had taken care of all the obvious stuff like made a will etc and the prospect of being arrested doesn’t really matter anymore….what I would do is, I would get a big strong car like an old Volvo and when a guy/gal drives up the bus-lane and then tries to cut back into normal traffic,…

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juuge

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Say you had just a week to live and you had taken care of all the obvious stuff like made a will etc and the prospect of being arrested doesn’t really matter anymore….what I would do is, I would get a big strong car like an old Volvo and when a guy/gal drives up the bus-lane and then tries to cut back into normal traffic, and they think you’re gonna let them in…. well I’d put the boot down.
That’s just one - any more suggestions?.

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#2 06-01-2008 12:44am
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Walk down Dublin city street smacking down Romas!

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#3 06-01-2008 12:45am
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Has this not been done to death? (Pardon the pun)

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#4 06-01-2008 12:50am
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OP i would stab you untill you were dead.
Then i could die happy.

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#5 06-01-2008 12:56am
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Take over the world. If I died in office everbody would remember me as great because I didn't do anything wrong.

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#6 06-01-2008 1:04am
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Go and punch all the people who ever p***d you off during your lifetime.. Yeees.

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#7 06-01-2008 1:12am
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milli wrote: »

Go and punch all the people who ever p***d you off during your lifetime.. Yeees.

OK!

BRB.

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#8 06-01-2008 1:17am
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Bob in Belfast wrote: »

OP i would stab you untill you were dead.
Then i could die happy.

What would you stab him with?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055208875

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#9 06-01-2008 1:18am
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Quality wrote: »

What would you stab him with?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055208875

:eek: Death by porksword?!

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#10 06-01-2008 1:22am
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Quality wrote: »

What would you stab him with?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055208875

That weapon is used for fun not for fussing 'n a fighting with.

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#11 06-01-2008 1:24am
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Climb the Spire.

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#12 06-01-2008 1:50am
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Rhyme wrote: »

Climb the Spire.

And stick a "Waste of money" flag on top of it.

Hj

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#13 06-01-2008 2:04am
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Rhyme wrote: »

Climb the Spire.

And start throwing money from the top and start another riot on O'Connell St

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#14 06-01-2008 2:06am
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I would take a dump in a very obscure location in one of my former workplaces and leave a note for the lucky person who found it telling them it was me and that they were all c#nts.

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#15 06-01-2008 2:10am
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Hmmm week to live eh??? where does one start.....

There's a machine in work i'd like to make sh*t of.
Then get sacked (Because of above:D)
Go nuts in me car, crash it.... ooh ooh thru a big glass window(and not die lol), steal another and go nuts in that, all of course without hurtin anyone.
Eat lots of chicken (while joyriding heehee)
Hear how loud my guitar amp REALLY is.
Then hear how loud my PA system Really is.
Buy a baseball bat and pay a visit to a certain someone (You know who you are:mad:)
Finally have A pint with me mates.

Saying all that, id prob just get pissed for the week:D

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#16 06-01-2008 2:19am
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Cool_CM wrote: »

I would take a dump in a very obscure location in one of my former workplaces and leave a note for the lucky person who found it telling them it was me and that they were all c#nts.

Actually that's a good idea too....except I'd do one on the driver's seat of my ex-manager's car!! And leave a series of clues that would lead her on a wild goose chase around the city, ending up back at her gaff where there'd be another turd waiting on her doorstep.

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#17 06-01-2008 3:49am
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I'd run down Grafton St, down by College Green, along onto Westmoreland St, then down to Henry Street down to Jervis fully naked.

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#18 06-01-2008 5:45am
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Gavin shels wrote: »

I'd run down Grafton St, down by College Green, along onto Westmoreland St, then down to Henry Street down to Jervis fully naked.

Man, I hope you live forever

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Call up everyone I'd ever had the pleasure of being friends with and tell them how much I appreciated their friendship.

I don't see the need to act the prick.

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#20 06-01-2008 11:19am
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Why is the OPs boot up while he is driving? Isn't that dangerous?

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#21 06-01-2008 4:43pm
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seamus wrote: »

Call up everyone I'd ever had the pleasure of being friends with and tell them how much I appreciated their friendship.

I don't see the need to act the prick.

Very true bud, that is what id really do tbh.

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#22 06-01-2008 4:59pm
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Toots85 wrote: »

And start throwing money from the top and start another riot on O'Connell St

Between who? the beggers?

I'd try my hardest to make the world end, that way everyone else would be dead and I'd be sure I wasn't missing anything thay was happening, also everyone would be with me wherever I ended up so we'd have a craic anyway

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#23 06-01-2008 5:37pm
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Rhyme wrote: »

Climb the Spire.

Put really strong magnets on your hand and you could feckin do it too

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grasshopa wrote: »

Put really strong magnets on your hand and you could feckin do it too

Id say they did a botch job and used metallic effect plastic to make it cheaper

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#25 06-01-2008 5:52pm
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juuge wrote: »

Say you had just a week to live and you had taken care of all the obvious stuff like made a will etc and the prospect of being arrested doesn’t really matter anymore….what I would do is, I would get a big strong car like an old Volvo and when a guy/gal drives up the bus-lane and then tries to cut back into normal traffic, and they think you’re gonna let them in…. well I’d put the boot down.
That’s just one - any more suggestions?.

Wow that's incredibly imaginative juuge. What a way to spend your final days. :rolleyes:

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#26 06-01-2008 6:07pm
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Bomb hoax. Loads of people can have the morning off work with a legitimate excuse.

Take out the biggest loan possible that can be instantly approved. hand beggars €100 notes for the buzz. Not gonna lie I'd more than likely go on a hunt for the finest eastern european prostitutes money can buy.

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#27 06-01-2008 7:11pm
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I'd hold my kids close, wouldn't lose a minute with them.

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#28 06-01-2008 8:21pm
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Kill myself and leave a suicide claiming stormfront made me do it.

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#29 06-01-2008 11:34pm
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Bob in Belfast wrote: »

OP i would stab you untill you were dead.
Then i could die happy.

Death threats on boards ! Gardai notified - I'm not joking !

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#30 06-01-2008 11:41pm
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qwertplaywert wrote: »

Kill myself and leave a suicide claiming stormfront made me do it.

Ha ha! They'd probably see that as some sort of achievement.

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#31 06-01-2008 11:56pm
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juuge wrote: »

Death threats on boards ! Gardai notified - I'm not joking !

You take the internet far too seriously!I can imagine the guards pissing themselves laughing as you tell them that somebody threatened you over a message board!:O::rolleyes:

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