Who would you date on boards?

tallaght01

so, now that the xmas boards beers is over, and some of you guys have had the opportunity to check out the talent (or lack thereof) on the boards community members, is there anyone that you fancy from boards?

Or those of you who weren't at the beers, is there anyone who you fancy, just from their posts?

Do you just fancy them from the know your nerds thread? Or are they someone you'd actually go on a date with?

For the record, I'm not trying to bag me a date as I'm only in Ireland for the next few weeks.

But there are some people on here who I imagine to be pretty cool, just from reading ther posts.

Maybe I just need to get out more!

So, who's your boards crush?...............

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

I hear that Mordeth guy is great in the sack.

LadyJ

A few hotties at the beers alright!
I'll draw up a list and get back to you!

Silverfish

Mordeth wrote: »

I hear that Mordeth guy is great in the sack.

Definitely. Especially with stones, and thrown in a river.

kaimera

For the record, I'm not trying to bag me a date as I'm only in Ireland for the next few weeks.

Sex will suffice

faceman

ok im a guy so i have to put this post in context. I would date the following male boardsies if i was a boards burd:

6th - he looks cuddly and sensitive
tallaght01 - cos he's a (claimed) doctor, id never have to work again and id spend his money. Although he seems like a jack-the-lad but i bet i could "change" him.
gillo - he works out!
mordeth - rumour has it he's great in the sack
DeVore - he'd ensure that i was never banned and give me special stars. Plus he could probably program the VCR to record coronation st.
Monkeyfudge - he wears nice shoes

Jim

Winters.

LadyJ

Coolock_lad anyone?

Nevyn

So that is two threads in which the boards male posters are trying to see what thier odds of dating/scoring a female poster and so save themselves the in person rejection.

6th

Just answer the question!!

Lockstep

I doubt the lads are seriously attempting to get the ladies. This is the internet.

Just because we're men doesnt mean we try to score every lady we come across.

Methinks that this is just lighthearted banter as mixed groups of friends have. In the pub, the guys will ask the girls which guys they'd date although they are just messing about

embee

There is a particular boardsie that I'd love to have a "go" of.... I couldn't possibly say who he is though.... maybe in another life where we were both single.....

Star Lord

faceman wrote: »

ok im a guy so i have to put this post in context. I would date the following male boardsies if i was a boards burd:

6th - he looks cuddly and sensitive
tallaght01 - cos he's a (claimed) doctor, id never have to work again and id spend his money. Although he seems like a jack-the-lad but i bet i could "change" him.
gillo - he works out!
mordeth - rumour has it he's great in the sack
DeVore - he'd ensure that i was never banned and give me special stars. Plus he could probably program the VCR to record coronation st.
Monkeyfudge - he wears nice shoes

That night meant nothing to you?

Quality

Karl HUNGus

There is something bout his name I like

tbh

Boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they seen Karl Hungus.

panda100

Pighead,without a doubt. Brilliant sense of humor,just what panda likes!

tallaght01

Thaedydal wrote: »

So that is two threads in which the boards male posters are trying to see what thier odds of dating/scoring a female poster and so save themselves the in person rejection.

???

faceman wrote:

ok im a guy so i have to put this post in context. I would date the following male boardsies if i was a boards burd:

6th - he looks cuddly and sensitive
tallaght01 - cos he's a (claimed) doctor, id never have to work again and id spend his money. Although he seems like a jack-the-lad but i bet i could "change" him.
gillo - he works out!
mordeth - rumour has it he's great in the sack
DeVore - he'd ensure that i was never banned and give me special stars. Plus he could probably program the VCR to record coronation st.
Monkeyfudge - he wears nice shoes

Faceman, you're a boards whore!!!!

LadyJ

Have narrowed down my choice to 2 that I would ride "date"
(if I was single of course!)


Anyway, I'm not saying.......Mainly because I'm not single and I'm too shy to say!

Oho, the things I would do though!

LivingDeadGirl

This thread needs pictures

LadyJ

Good call LDG!

tallaght01

I think ladyj and embee should let the cat out of the bag.

Imagine how flattered your respective rides will be when they read this.

It's a win win situation

hello_kitty

We need pictures..I've a feeling my imagination is running away with itself when I picture people based on their usernames and descriptions.
e.g. Tallaght01, I can see you as a tall,tanned life saving hunk in scrubs.

Is there any pics from the Beers? I've never been to one.

Lands Leaving

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054892994

This should help with your treating men like objects (tut tut. )

tallaght01

hello_kitty wrote: »

We need pictures..I've a feeling my imagination is running away with itself when I picture people based on their usernames and descriptions.
e.g. Tallaght01, I can see you as a tall,tanned life saving hunk in scrubs.

Is there any pics from the Beers? I've never been to one.

I am a physical wreck....

wooden leg

hook in place of a hand

hump-back

malignant acne

cock-eyed

but I am tall

Nightwish

I dunno, I hear Angus McGyver is a hottie.

hello_kitty

tallaght01 wrote: »

I am a physical wreck....

wooden leg

hook in place of a hand

hump-back

malignant acne

cock-eyed

but I am tall

Eh I'll call you!!!!!

tallaght01

hello_kitty wrote: »

Eh I'll call you!!!!!

spurned again!!!

why can't women see past the outer hunchback, hemiplegic, separated siamese disaster that I am, and appreciate my inner beauty?

Lands Leaving

tallaght01 wrote: »

spurned again!!!

why can't women see past the outer hunchback, hemiplegic, separated siamese disaster that I am, and appreciate my inner beauty?

Too tall maybe?

CathyMoran

I'm very happily married to a fellow boardsie (smccarrick), but if I was not I would fancy Pighead as he is so hillariously funny.

LadyJ

Lands Leaving wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054892994

This should help with your treating men like objects (tut tut. )

I'm on pages 8 and 43 if anyone wants to print out a copy of my pics, glue them onto a broom and take "me" out on a date.

Lands Leaving

LadyJ wrote: »

I'm on pages 8 and 43 if anyone wants to print out a copy of my pics, glue them onto a broom and take "me" out on a date.

Ooohh, permission, thats new!

randylonghorn

Mordeth wrote: »

I hear that Mordeth guy is great in the sack.

You only ever hear that from Mordeth though ... I guess he's the only one that's ever been in the sack with him!

panda100

CathyMoran wrote: »

but if I was not I would fancy Pighead as he is so hillariously funny.

Helllllllooooooo I said that earlier in the thread.I have first dibs on him so hands of my man Cathy :P

Ah no seriously have been to a few boards meetup thingys and all the male boardies are all fine specimens of men!

Owen

embee wrote: »

There is a particular boardsie that I'd love to have a "go" of.... I couldn't possibly say who he is though.... maybe in another life where we were both single.....

I only met you that one time in Boherbue!

tba

I like that Tar.Aldarion poster, hes cuddly yet rugged.

faceman

tallaght01 wrote: »

I am a physical wreck....

wooden leg

hook in place of a hand

hump-back

malignant acne

cock-eyed

but I am tall

i heard your middle one is the most wooden

faceman

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

That night meant nothing to you?

im still using the cream after it!

tallaght01

faceman wrote: »

i heard your middle one is the most wooden

only when i see u, big boy

Lockstep

panda100 wrote: »

Pighead,without a doubt. Brilliant sense of humor,just what panda likes!

Tsk, but is a he socialist?

Picking Pighead would mean you'd always be laughing but what happens when it comes to pay the bills? Or when you need him to come to a local socialist party gathering? Then what will you do? What?
WHAT IF HE EVEN TURNS OUT TO BELIEVE IN FREE MARKET ECONOMIES????


I could post pictures of myself here but depends if I want the ladies to love me for what I am, or what I look like;)

Star Lord

Faceman you still buying Preparation H by the box?
Sorry should have warned you I was goin in!

Star Lord

Or for your insanity face kickoutthejams!

tallaght01

I've discovered that know your nerds thread now.

Malteaser is defo my hottest boards lady. Though there's still like another 1768362378647246724 pages of pics that I haven't trawled through :P

Rhiannon14

Ooh I know this one! cornbb

Lockstep

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Or for your insanity face kickoutthejams!

quiet you, that was to show of my craaaaaazzzzy side!

I was on a networking website a few years ago and had a topless photo where my head wasnt clear. Women loved it and I kept getting messages from them, then they'd storm off in disgust upon seeing I was underage from my face.

I was a boys head on a mans body.

*sighs*

tallaght01

well done rhiannon...now we're gettin into the spirit of it

Hanley

tallaght01 wrote: »

Malteaser is defo my hottest boards lady

I concur!!

MagicMarker

Ladies, just so you know, i'm taken right now. So, any feelings you have for me, i urge you to keep them to yourselves and try and move on. It won't be easy, but it's for the best.

xx

Fast_Mover

Hanley wrote: »

I concur!!

:D

Don't think Tallaght01 would want to get on the wrong side of her boyfriend eh;).. or he'd be visiting his workplace as a patient!:D

tallaght01

Fast_Mover wrote: »

:D

Don't think Tallaght01 would want to get on the wrong side of her boyfriend eh;).. or he'd be visiting his workplace as a patient!:D

Mate, my combat skills r like a shaolin monk on speed

Chinafoot

LadyJ wrote: »

Have narrowed down my choice to 2 that I would ride "date"
(if I was single of course!)


Anyway, I'm not saying.......Mainly because I'm not single and I'm too shy to say!

Oho, the things I would do though!

Ah ya have to spill now! You never struck me as the shy type. Same for you ms. emboo!

God it's been donkey's since I was at a beers...

Sangre

embee wrote: »

There is a particular boardsie that I'd love to have a "go" of.... I couldn't possibly say who he is though.... maybe in another life where we were both single.....

You had me at hello...