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The 1 Joint Question

  • 14-12-2007 11:49am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭


    Thought of this last night and managed to wreck a few heads with it. If you were offered a joint that would get you the most stoned you could ever be in your whole life, with the downside being it would make you permanently immune to the effects of weed afterwards, would you smoke it? :) Obviously you have to smoke the stuff to be able to answer this. I personally wouldn't. I enjoy it too much to throw it all away on one smoke!!


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    How many drugs related topic does this forum need?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    IDGAF - I don't give a f**k.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,580 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    Depends on the chronic....

    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 890 ✭✭✭l3LoWnA


    No, I detest being stoned!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,481 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    I had that in Amsterdam. Well, it didn't make me immune to it. It was just such a bad experience, I haven't done it since.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    How many drugs related topic does this forum need?

    ditto.

    I wouldn't though: to be fair i've gotten proper fcuked in my time and i just dont like going to that extreme anymore; i like my cruising altitude at a cool 10,000ft. No thanks. you can have the stratosphere to yourself my young court jester.

    (not much interesting happens above 10,000ft ;) )


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,422 ✭✭✭Doodee


    yes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Nichololas


    Being really really stoned isn't actually more fun than being, say, very stoned. So no.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,463 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    l3LoWnA wrote: »
    No, I detest being stoned!

    Same here, I don't smoke but was given it in a yoghurt once and hated every second of it, couldn't wait to get back to feeling normal again, made me feel very depressed and paranoid :o.. Don't think it suits me at all.. I think I'm just one of those people who just shouldn't do it :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 987 ✭✭✭keen


    Not a hope if it made me immune for life.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    No, I'd never give up the ability to get stoned just to get really stoned once. I prefer to be able to do things while stoned.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    last time i got more stoned than i've ever been in my life, i ended up genereally unable to control my body for several hours. well, not that extreme, but my legs wouldnt really work, and the vomit, diarrhea, blackouts (it was worst cos i KNEW id jsut blacked out) would make me say no.

    one or two, now and then... but definitely nothing too extreme at all again ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,473 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Have to say I wouldn't. I enjoy being stoned and, while I do get completely mashed from time to time, I usually just prefer to get a nice buzz going and leave it there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,418 ✭✭✭griffdaddy


    indica or sativa? body or head? actually no way in any case, getting stoned is just too big a part of life to give up :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭A-Trak


    How many drugs related topic does this forum need?

    Support the Drugs/Narcotics forum.

    Lets keep AH clean


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    narco wrote: »
    but my legs wouldnt really work, and the vomit, diarrhea, blackouts (it was worst cos i KNEW id jsut blacked out) would make me say no.

    Crikey, vomiting and the scutters, awful time for the legs to give out!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,998 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    Yeah it'd be cool wanting to go asleep while having a slight headache.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    keen wrote: »
    Not a hope if it made me immune for life.

    Me too - but it'd be hard to resist any reefer that was passed under my nose.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭SligoBrewer


    drugs -1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,794 ✭✭✭JC 2K3


    Why not just smoke a lot of normal weed?

    There's a point with weed where you don't notice getting any more stoned, a bit like drunkeness, except you won't die if you keep on smoking it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Sleepy wrote: »
    Have to say I wouldn't. I enjoy being stoned and, while I do get completely mashed from time to time, I usually just prefer to get a nice buzz going and leave it there.

    Likewise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Blisterman wrote: »
    I had that in Amsterdam. Well, it didn't make me immune to it. It was just such a bad experience, I haven't done it since.
    Thats what you call a whitener.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,045 ✭✭✭kg703


    Try smoking so much that you actually build up a serious immunity to it. Basically iv done what you asked except instead of just 1 J its been a lot. I dont drink or smoke cigarettes so that became my vice for a while but after some serious smoking im now taking it easy. Try going to amsterdam and barely being able to get stoned(even buying barney rubble and all sorts) no stuff over here does it for me anymore even straight off de plant....so im off it now until i become a complete lightweight again and soapbar starts to do the job :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    I know someone and he's mad into it. He is real slow now and has temper problem. We just laugh at him and call him a sick man and tell him we know a few doctors we recommend.
    Smoking too much will end bad, believe me, I have seen this, Nothing to be boasting about;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Everything would be a downer after that perfect joint so it's a no-brainer.

    It's like telling someone to consider the latest revision of their 'top10 burds list' and then asking him "would you rather shag burd#1 nine times or burds#2-10 one time each?". Deep down we all know the right answer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    no


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Petey2006


    Overheal wrote: »

    I wouldn't though: to be fair i've gotten proper fcuked in my time and i just dont like going to that extreme anymore; i like my cruising altitude at a cool 10,000ft. No thanks. you can have the stratosphere to yourself my young court jester.
    Seconded.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,739 ✭✭✭Naos


    Pigman II wrote: »
    It's like telling someone to consider the latest revision of their 'top10 burds list' and then asking him "would you rather shag burd#1 nine times or burds#2-10 one time each?". Deep down we all know the right answer.

    This deserves a thread in it's own right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Nope, not a chance.

    I'd rather get a small bit stoned whenever I want than get really ****ed up just that one time.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,418 ✭✭✭griffdaddy


    kg703 wrote: »
    Try smoking so much that you actually build up a serious immunity to it. Basically iv done what you asked except instead of just 1 J its been a lot. I dont drink or smoke cigarettes so that became my vice for a while but after some serious smoking im now taking it easy. Try going to amsterdam and barely being able to get stoned(even buying barney rubble and all sorts) no stuff over here does it for me anymore even straight off de plant....so im off it now until i become a complete lightweight again and soapbar starts to do the job :D
    That's impossible, you mustn't be putting enough in or something. I live in Amsterdam and Barney's is my local, i'd see rastas and locals come in all the time and get absolutely fúcked, guys i smoke with who've been doing it all their lifes. Although, Barney Rubble isn't actually the best, next time try Helter Skelter, it's got way more THC in it, it's just not as 'clean' so it's cheaper and the hash snobs don't take to it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    DarkJager wrote: »
    Thought of this last night and managed to wreck a few heads with it. If you were offered a joint that would get you the most stoned you could ever be in your whole life, with the downside being it would make you permanently immune to the effects of weed afterwards, would you smoke it? :) Obviously you have to smoke the stuff to be able to answer this. I personally wouldn't. I enjoy it too much to throw it all away on one smoke!!

    probably not as it would mean I couldn't talk about drugs all the time and sound hard


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Plug wrote: »
    I know someone and he's mad into it. He is real slow now and has temper problem. We just laugh at him and call him a sick man and tell him we know a few doctors we recommend.
    Smoking too much will end bad, believe me, I have seen this, Nothing to be boasting about;)
    WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
    EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S ONLY THE CRAP WEED YOU GET HERE THAT DOES THAT TO YOU.
    YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY NEVER BEEN TO THE DAM FOR ONE WEEKEND AND EXPERIENCED THE ENTIRE TRUE WEED EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!
    YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
    WEED OPENS YOUR MIND TO NEW EXPERIENCES AND IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU DEPRESSED UNLESS YOU HAVE A PRE-EXISTING CONDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!
    IT'S ONLY ILLEGAL BECAUSE OF AL GORE AND HIS INTERNET AGENDA OR WHATEVER CONSPIRACY THEORY IS MADE UP THIS WEEK. LOOK AT THIS PAGE I MADE FOR PROOF OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LARGER E-PENIS ONE.

    HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT THAT MAN. HE'S OBVIOUSLY JUST ENJOYING HIS BUZZ. JUST BECAUSE YOU NEVER WENT TO AMSTERDAM AND WENT TO A HASH BAR, DOESN'T MEAN YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT IT OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Fanny **** wrote: »
    probably not as it would mean I couldn't talk about drugs all the time and sound hard

    Hehe.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    How did I miss this?

    Anyway, hell no. What would be the point? I've smoked to the point of it just not affecting me after a few days (well it is, but doesn't feel as if it is; the high has become the norm) and that's a pretty bad feeling....no one spliff is worth a life of sobriety.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I smoked weed in amsterdam, i smoked it in Dublin and i smoked it in ma own house over the course of 6 months, and couldnt get high and trust me i tried...

    I stick with beer and vodka now. :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Try inhaling next time...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    lol.. nope... that wasnt the problem ;)

    Perhaps i didnt smoke enough.. im a pretty big guy.. id smoke a joint.. and nothing... would size matter like it can do with booze?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    If you smoked a joint(from a café, not some chancer on the street) in Amsterdam and didn't get stoned you're doing something wrong!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Yup i did, and i also bought the better stuff too..

    Joints in the cafes have some tobacco in them, so i paid extra for the weed only ones.. inhaled down into the pit of my lungs...

    Nothing... :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Well that's pretty damn odd. Anyway, IMO you're not missing much.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13 RSHC


    ye that is pretty weird, smoking fine amsterdam weed and experiencing nothing:confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    i know :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    There's just some people like that, maybe somehting in the brain chemistry...although I've smoked with people who said it wasn't affecting them when the opposite was obviously the case. Some people just don't realise they're stoned or are waiting for something akin to drink or their first nicotine buzz to kick in...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    lol... yea i know, but my gf was wit me and she wouldnt touch it and was laughing at my despair!!

    I smoked 2 cannibs joints in a row.. (not the regular tobacco / weed ones) in the dam one night and fukin nothing...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Ah well, you'll not miss what you never had.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Ah well, you'll not miss what you never had
    true.

    .. Like taking it up the arse :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    To the OP: Fcuk Yeah, but it would want to one hell of a state of being stoned.

    next step...move on to something else :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Terry wrote: »
    WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
    EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S ONLY THE CRAP WEED YOU GET HERE THAT DOES THAT TO YOU.
    YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY NEVER BEEN TO THE DAM FOR ONE WEEKEND AND EXPERIENCED THE ENTIRE TRUE WEED EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!
    YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
    WEED OPENS YOUR MIND TO NEW EXPERIENCES AND IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU DEPRESSED UNLESS YOU HAVE A PRE-EXISTING CONDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!
    IT'S ONLY ILLEGAL BECAUSE OF AL GORE AND HIS INTERNET AGENDA OR WHATEVER CONSPIRACY THEORY IS MADE UP THIS WEEK. LOOK AT THIS PAGE I MADE FOR PROOF OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LARGER E-PENIS ONE.

    HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT THAT MAN. HE'S OBVIOUSLY JUST ENJOYING HIS BUZZ. JUST BECAUSE YOU NEVER WENT TO AMSTERDAM AND WENT TO A HASH BAR, DOESN'T MEAN YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT IT OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





    Hehe.
    Well jesus somethings fcuking wrong with the man.
    So if you smoke weed or hash in the dam you wont go simple after about 7 years of smoking. If thats the case you dont know nothing about it either:rolleyes:
    It Will eventually fcuk your brain up in the end.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Plug wrote: »
    Well jesus somethings fcuking wrong with the man.
    So if you smoke weed or hash in the dam you wont go simple after about 7 years of smoking. If thats the case you dont know nothing about it either:rolleyes:
    It Will eventually fcuk your brain up in the end.

    Of course it will if you decide to blatantly abuse it. That said I have 15-16 yrs smoking under my belt and no need for trips to the psychologists or buying adult nappies just yet.
    Drink will f*ck your mind up worse if used in the same way as your friend uses cannabis.
    BTW did you ever think that treating the guy the way you do only adds to his paranoia and is counterproductive? No, he's just a stupid dopehead, grand for a slagging when there's nothing better to do...
    Grow up.

    Oh yeah Terry was being sarcastic to the extreme...he does that sometimes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 57 ✭✭SpartanKiller


    firstly,this thread is so stupid,getting the best stone once in your life can never replace all the amazing times you get stoned at other times,any regular smoker will tell you that,getting really out of it where you cant move or whatever is never that good,secondly if someone doesn't get stoned from smoking thats fair enough,no need to argue with them,if smoking has thought anything, its to open up ones mind to ideas and to accept them,rant over and people please stop talking crap


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    Thats a stupid question...there sould be a special drug forum for you guys because not all of us smoke weed.
    a question i would like to ask is...
    would you rather get more ugly everyday or more stupid everyday?


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