The 1 Joint Question

DarkJager

Thought of this last night and managed to wreck a few heads with it. If you were offered a joint that would get you the most stoned you could ever be in your whole life, with the downside being it would make you permanently immune to the effects of weed afterwards, would you smoke it? Obviously you have to smoke the stuff to be able to answer this. I personally wouldn't. I enjoy it too much to throw it all away on one smoke!!

How many drugs related topic does this forum need?

biko

IDGAF - I don't give a f**k.

Riesen_Meal

Depends on the chronic....

l3LoWnA

No, I detest being stoned!

Blisterman

I had that in Amsterdam. Well, it didn't make me immune to it. It was just such a bad experience, I haven't done it since.

Overheal

Deleted User wrote: »

How many drugs related topic does this forum need?

ditto.

I wouldn't though: to be fair i've gotten proper fcuked in my time and i just dont like going to that extreme anymore; i like my cruising altitude at a cool 10,000ft. No thanks. you can have the stratosphere to yourself my young court jester.

(not much interesting happens above 10,000ft )

Doodee

yes

Nichololas

Being really really stoned isn't actually more fun than being, say, very stoned. So no.

xzanti

l3LoWnA wrote: »

No, I detest being stoned!

Same here, I don't smoke but was given it in a yoghurt once and hated every second of it, couldn't wait to get back to feeling normal again, made me feel very depressed and paranoid .. Don't think it suits me at all.. I think I'm just one of those people who just shouldn't do it :rolleyes:

keen

Not a hope if it made me immune for life.

ScumLord

No, I'd never give up the ability to get stoned just to get really stoned once. I prefer to be able to do things while stoned.

Crumble Froo

last time i got more stoned than i've ever been in my life, i ended up genereally unable to control my body for several hours. well, not that extreme, but my legs wouldnt really work, and the vomit, diarrhea, blackouts (it was worst cos i KNEW id jsut blacked out) would make me say no.

one or two, now and then... but definitely nothing too extreme at all again ever.

Sleepy

Have to say I wouldn't. I enjoy being stoned and, while I do get completely mashed from time to time, I usually just prefer to get a nice buzz going and leave it there.

griffdaddy

indica or sativa? body or head? actually no way in any case, getting stoned is just too big a part of life to give up

A-Trak

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How many drugs related topic does this forum need?

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Lets keep AH clean

humbert

narco wrote: »

but my legs wouldnt really work, and the vomit, diarrhea, blackouts (it was worst cos i KNEW id jsut blacked out) would make me say no.

Crikey, vomiting and the scutters, awful time for the legs to give out!!!

Giblet

Yeah it'd be cool wanting to go asleep while having a slight headache.

crosstownk

keen wrote: »

Not a hope if it made me immune for life.

Me too - but it'd be hard to resist any reefer that was passed under my nose.....

SligoBrewer

drugs -1

JC 2K3

Why not just smoke a lot of normal weed?

There's a point with weed where you don't notice getting any more stoned, a bit like drunkeness, except you won't die if you keep on smoking it.

Rb

Sleepy wrote: »

Have to say I wouldn't. I enjoy being stoned and, while I do get completely mashed from time to time, I usually just prefer to get a nice buzz going and leave it there.

Likewise.

Plug

Blisterman wrote: »

I had that in Amsterdam. Well, it didn't make me immune to it. It was just such a bad experience, I haven't done it since.

Thats what you call a whitener.

kg703

Try smoking so much that you actually build up a serious immunity to it. Basically iv done what you asked except instead of just 1 J its been a lot. I dont drink or smoke cigarettes so that became my vice for a while but after some serious smoking im now taking it easy. Try going to amsterdam and barely being able to get stoned(even buying barney rubble and all sorts) no stuff over here does it for me anymore even straight off de plant....so im off it now until i become a complete lightweight again and soapbar starts to do the job

Plug

I know someone and he's mad into it. He is real slow now and has temper problem. We just laugh at him and call him a sick man and tell him we know a few doctors we recommend.
Smoking too much will end bad, believe me, I have seen this, Nothing to be boasting about;)

Pigman II

Everything would be a downer after that perfect joint so it's a no-brainer.

It's like telling someone to consider the latest revision of their 'top10 burds list' and then asking him "would you rather shag burd#1 nine times or burds#2-10 one time each?". Deep down we all know the right answer.

Dave!

no

Petey2006

Overheal wrote: »

I wouldn't though: to be fair i've gotten proper fcuked in my time and i just dont like going to that extreme anymore; i like my cruising altitude at a cool 10,000ft. No thanks. you can have the stratosphere to yourself my young court jester.

Seconded.

Naos

Pigman II wrote: »

It's like telling someone to consider the latest revision of their 'top10 burds list' and then asking him "would you rather shag burd#1 nine times or burds#2-10 one time each?". Deep down we all know the right answer.

This deserves a thread in it's own right.

Holsten

Nope, not a chance.

I'd rather get a small bit stoned whenever I want than get really ****ed up just that one time.

griffdaddy

kg703 wrote: »

Try smoking so much that you actually build up a serious immunity to it. Basically iv done what you asked except instead of just 1 J its been a lot. I dont drink or smoke cigarettes so that became my vice for a while but after some serious smoking im now taking it easy. Try going to amsterdam and barely being able to get stoned(even buying barney rubble and all sorts) no stuff over here does it for me anymore even straight off de plant....so im off it now until i become a complete lightweight again and soapbar starts to do the job

That's impossible, you mustn't be putting enough in or something. I live in Amsterdam and Barney's is my local, i'd see rastas and locals come in all the time and get absolutely fúcked, guys i smoke with who've been doing it all their lifes. Although, Barney Rubble isn't actually the best, next time try Helter Skelter, it's got way more THC in it, it's just not as 'clean' so it's cheaper and the hash snobs don't take to it.

Fanny Wank

DarkJager wrote: »

Thought of this last night and managed to wreck a few heads with it. If you were offered a joint that would get you the most stoned you could ever be in your whole life, with the downside being it would make you permanently immune to the effects of weed afterwards, would you smoke it? Obviously you have to smoke the stuff to be able to answer this. I personally wouldn't. I enjoy it too much to throw it all away on one smoke!!

probably not as it would mean I couldn't talk about drugs all the time and sound hard

Terry

Plug wrote: »

I know someone and he's mad into it. He is real slow now and has temper problem. We just laugh at him and call him a sick man and tell him we know a few doctors we recommend.
Smoking too much will end bad, believe me, I have seen this, Nothing to be boasting about;)

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S ONLY THE CRAP WEED YOU GET HERE THAT DOES THAT TO YOU.
YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY NEVER BEEN TO THE DAM FOR ONE WEEKEND AND EXPERIENCED THE ENTIRE TRUE WEED EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
WEED OPENS YOUR MIND TO NEW EXPERIENCES AND IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU DEPRESSED UNLESS YOU HAVE A PRE-EXISTING CONDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S ONLY ILLEGAL BECAUSE OF AL GORE AND HIS INTERNET AGENDA OR WHATEVER CONSPIRACY THEORY IS MADE UP THIS WEEK. LOOK AT THIS PAGE I MADE FOR PROOF OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LARGER E-PENIS ONE.

HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT THAT MAN. HE'S OBVIOUSLY JUST ENJOYING HIS BUZZ. JUST BECAUSE YOU NEVER WENT TO AMSTERDAM AND WENT TO A HASH BAR, DOESN'T MEAN YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT IT OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fanny **** wrote: »

probably not as it would mean I couldn't talk about drugs all the time and sound hard

Hehe.

Wertz

How did I miss this?

Anyway, hell no. What would be the point? I've smoked to the point of it just not affecting me after a few days (well it is, but doesn't feel as if it is; the high has become the norm) and that's a pretty bad feeling....no one spliff is worth a life of sobriety.

AckwelFoley

I smoked weed in amsterdam, i smoked it in Dublin and i smoked it in ma own house over the course of 6 months, and couldnt get high and trust me i tried...

I stick with beer and vodka now.

Wertz

Try inhaling next time...

AckwelFoley

lol.. nope... that wasnt the problem

Perhaps i didnt smoke enough.. im a pretty big guy.. id smoke a joint.. and nothing... would size matter like it can do with booze?

humbert

If you smoked a joint(from a café, not some chancer on the street) in Amsterdam and didn't get stoned you're doing something wrong!

AckwelFoley

Yup i did, and i also bought the better stuff too..

Joints in the cafes have some tobacco in them, so i paid extra for the weed only ones.. inhaled down into the pit of my lungs...

Nothing...

humbert

Well that's pretty damn odd. Anyway, IMO you're not missing much.

RSHC

ye that is pretty weird, smoking fine amsterdam weed and experiencing nothing

AckwelFoley

i know

Wertz

There's just some people like that, maybe somehting in the brain chemistry...although I've smoked with people who said it wasn't affecting them when the opposite was obviously the case. Some people just don't realise they're stoned or are waiting for something akin to drink or their first nicotine buzz to kick in...

AckwelFoley

lol... yea i know, but my gf was wit me and she wouldnt touch it and was laughing at my despair!!

I smoked 2 cannibs joints in a row.. (not the regular tobacco / weed ones) in the dam one night and fukin nothing...

Wertz

Ah well, you'll not miss what you never had.

AckwelFoley

Ah well, you'll not miss what you never had

true.

.. Like taking it up the arse

Sparky

To the OP: Fcuk Yeah, but it would want to one hell of a state of being stoned.

next step...move on to something else

Plug

Terry wrote: »

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S ONLY THE CRAP WEED YOU GET HERE THAT DOES THAT TO YOU.
YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY NEVER BEEN TO THE DAM FOR ONE WEEKEND AND EXPERIENCED THE ENTIRE TRUE WEED EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
WEED OPENS YOUR MIND TO NEW EXPERIENCES AND IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU DEPRESSED UNLESS YOU HAVE A PRE-EXISTING CONDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S ONLY ILLEGAL BECAUSE OF AL GORE AND HIS INTERNET AGENDA OR WHATEVER CONSPIRACY THEORY IS MADE UP THIS WEEK. LOOK AT THIS PAGE I MADE FOR PROOF OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LARGER E-PENIS ONE.

HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT THAT MAN. HE'S OBVIOUSLY JUST ENJOYING HIS BUZZ. JUST BECAUSE YOU NEVER WENT TO AMSTERDAM AND WENT TO A HASH BAR, DOESN'T MEAN YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT IT OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Hehe.

Well jesus somethings fcuking wrong with the man.
So if you smoke weed or hash in the dam you wont go simple after about 7 years of smoking. If thats the case you dont know nothing about it either:rolleyes:
It Will eventually fcuk your brain up in the end.

Wertz

Plug wrote: »

Well jesus somethings fcuking wrong with the man.
So if you smoke weed or hash in the dam you wont go simple after about 7 years of smoking. If thats the case you dont know nothing about it either:rolleyes:
It Will eventually fcuk your brain up in the end.

Of course it will if you decide to blatantly abuse it. That said I have 15-16 yrs smoking under my belt and no need for trips to the psychologists or buying adult nappies just yet.
Drink will f*ck your mind up worse if used in the same way as your friend uses cannabis.
BTW did you ever think that treating the guy the way you do only adds to his paranoia and is counterproductive? No, he's just a stupid dopehead, grand for a slagging when there's nothing better to do...
Grow up.

Oh yeah Terry was being sarcastic to the extreme...he does that sometimes.

SpartanKiller

firstly,this thread is so stupid,getting the best stone once in your life can never replace all the amazing times you get stoned at other times,any regular smoker will tell you that,getting really out of it where you cant move or whatever is never that good,secondly if someone doesn't get stoned from smoking thats fair enough,no need to argue with them,if smoking has thought anything, its to open up ones mind to ideas and to accept them,rant over and people please stop talking crap

Femelade

Thats a stupid question...there sould be a special drug forum for you guys because not all of us smoke weed.
a question i would like to ask is...
would you rather get more ugly everyday or more stupid everyday?