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BlitzKrieg wrote: »bah
went speed dating last weekend...thought i did ok, i'm fugly but alot of people seemed to enjoy my *charming* personality...i get the result back from it today...Only 1 girl ticked yes to me...
So terry your bang onto rights. I'm going back to hookers and coke, at least i can pay them not to say no.
5* for you!
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Yiz are all virgins and can't score.
Bear with me in my drunken ramble.
Every second day or so we get a thread about how Irish women are all stuck up cúnts, or they are skangers or they are [insert something that isn't your penis here].
Today there is a thread about which country you would destroy if you had the chance.
It has descended into an arguement about which country has the easiest women.
Now people are not saying that directly, but they are implying it with their posts that 'Australian, Belgian, Dutch, Spanish etc. women are cúnts and [insert your e-penis country here] are the best women because you scored with a drunk slapper in whatever country.
Now I'm no stud myself.
In fact, I'm an ugly fúcker who would do well to score with a €10 hooker, even if I offered her 10 times that, but I just think most of the men here really just cannot score.
Believe me, I sympathise, but it's not the fault of the women.
We just need to get our acts together.
meh; im not ugly. I am cuddly though...
that not being the point I just dont go out a lot. usually ends up costing money i dont have, even when im being smart about it. fcukin money 
easier to go home and sleep anyway 
As for the nuke a country thread, I've responded to your response on why China shouldnt be eradicaated. For yours, mine and Benny's sake, we can get that thread back on track!
Wait a minute! Youre with Benny now arent ye! Oh... this explains a lot. Youre in trouble mister :mad:Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »All AH thread posters are stuck-up. Never gave me as much as a "lol" when quoting my posts.
and you're not getting one now. the pity approach doesnt work well with women either in my experience
ah to be 15 again.I'm off duty.
They won't let me mod when I'm drunk. Damn fascists.
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Ah here, Terry ... there are still some of us who just go :rolleyes: and keep walking when threads like that come up!!Yiz are all virgins and can't score.
Bear with me in my drunken ramble.
Every second day or so we get a thread about how Irish women are all stuck up cúnts, or they are skangers or they are [insert something that isn't your penis here].
Though, come to think of it ... actually, that probably backs up your argument!
You have nothing to beat yourself up about, dude! Your thread had me in stretches laughing for ages!Archimedes wrote: »Why wasn't my drunken post this clever
Probably mainly on the "been there, done that" principle, admittedly!
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Terry - This was a cunningly-timed thread. Started at 23:30 on a Thursday evening when your average red-blooded male is out getting 'some' after a few pints & a kebab.
The only lads at home being:
(a) those 'of a certain age' like thee & me who've been there, done that, etc. & are quite content to get bladdered or otherwise in the peace & quiet of our own homes;
OR
(b) sad, spotty, student-type AH posters who wouldn't know one end of a bird from the other & think that their time is better spent slagging off women on the interweb for not putting out, when in reality if they spent less time on the interweb & met 'real people' *shudder* they might actually get their hole eventually.
* me looks a long list of type-b's who posted here last night (you know who you are) * 0 -
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Hill Billy wrote: »Terry - This was a cunningly-timed thread. Started at 23:30 on a Thursday evening when your average red-blooded male is out getting 'some' after a few pints & a kebab.
The only lads at home being:
(a) those 'of a certain age' like thee & me who've been there, done that, etc. & are quite content to get bladdered or otherwise in the peace & quiet of our own homes;
OR
(b) sad, spotty, student-type AH posters who wouldn't know one end of a bird from the other & think that their time is better spent slagging off women on the interweb for not putting out, when in reality if they spent less time on the interweb & met 'real people' *shudder* they might actually get their hole eventually.
* me looks a long list of type-b's who posted here last night (you know who you are) *
........................................sh*t
pah, think what you like you wont meet anyone worth remembering in a nightclub. 0 -
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Hill Billy wrote: »Terry - This was a cunningly-timed thread. Started at 23:30 on a Thursday evening when your average red-blooded male is out getting 'some' after a few pints & a kebab.
The only lads at home being:
(a) those 'of a certain age' like thee & me who've been there, done that, etc. & are quite content to get bladdered or otherwise in the peace & quiet of our own homes;
OR
(b) sad, spotty, student-type AH posters who wouldn't know one end of a bird from the other & think that their time is better spent slagging off women on the interweb for not putting out, when in reality if they spent less time on the interweb & met 'real people' *shudder* they might actually get their hole eventually.
* me looks a long list of type-b's who posted here last night (you know who you are) *
You forgot c:
those who just can't be bothered to go out drinking, as it is a huge waste of money just to feel sick the next morning.0 -
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Yiz are all virgins and can't score.
Bear with me in my drunken ramble.
Every second day or so we get a thread about how Irish women are all stuck up cúnts, or they are skangers or they are [insert something that isn't your penis here].
Today there is a thread about which country you would destroy if you had the chance.
It has descended into an arguement about which country has the easiest women.
Now people are not saying that directly, but they are implying it with their posts that 'Australian, Belgian, Dutch, Spanish etc. women are cúnts and [insert your e-penis country here] are the best women because you scored with a drunk slapper in whatever country.
Now I'm no stud myself.
In fact, I'm an ugly fúcker who would do well to score with a €10 hooker, even if I offered her 10 times that, but I just think most of the men here really just cannot score.
Believe me, I sympathise, but it's not the fault of the women.
We just need to get our acts together.
Couldn't agree more I was actually just thinking that when I saw the latest 'Irish women are stuck up...'' thread
To be honest lads if you can't pull Irish girls then your going to struggle anywhere [Except maybe America and Thailand] because Irish girls are some of the easiest girls to score.
Oh and Terry if you re-read my destroy any country thread I say Spanish girls approach me not vice versa, I never said I don't end up pulling them I just find their habit annoying. Just want to point that out before I'm classed with those Desperados 0 -
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