I have a theory.

Terry

Yiz are all virgins and can't score.

Bear with me in my drunken ramble.

Every second day or so we get a thread about how Irish women are all stuck up cúnts, or they are skangers or they are [insert something that isn't your penis here].
Today there is a thread about which country you would destroy if you had the chance.
It has descended into an arguement about which country has the easiest women.
Now people are not saying that directly, but they are implying it with their posts that 'Australian, Belgian, Dutch, Spanish etc. women are cúnts and [insert your e-penis country here] are the best women because you scored with a drunk slapper in whatever country.

Now I'm no stud myself.
In fact, I'm an ugly fúcker who would do well to score with a €10 hooker, even if I offered her 10 times that, but I just think most of the men here really just cannot score.

Believe me, I sympathise, but it's not the fault of the women.
We just need to get our acts together.

Pigman II

Seems sound enough theory.

Even if it's not correct it'd be nice to see an end to all these "Irish women are stuck up compared to the countless women I rode in the Niagara Falls area last summer."

star-pants

Pigman II wrote: »

Seems sound enough theory.

Even if it's not correct it'd be nice to see an end to all these "Irish women are stuck up compared to the countless women I rode in the Niagara Falls area last summer."

Agreed - it always descends into some debate over women / men being this or that. Nationality or not, there are nice & not nice men&women across the world.
I've come across good and bad guys. I would never give out about irish men as a whole.

I wish I was drunk though...


p.s. class post Terry

humbert

FunkyChicken wrote: »

Poland definitely

Also Belgium...Actually I scored a Polish chick in Belgium. What a huge e-penis I have.

Steven

Best mod ever.

Terry

Terry wrote: »

who would do well to score with a €10 hooker, even if I offered her 10 times that

It's a deal!

Pigman II

I heard Einstein came up with all his best theories whilst drunk. Stephen Hawkings too, tho someone alway had to take the keys to his wheelchair after the 5th pint.

Rhyme

Steven wrote: »

Best mod ever.

This.

You bring a tear to my eye Terry.

Rob_l

<< wants his virginity back
<< likes irish women

But I think you may right all this
Irish women are stuck up threads smack to me of rejection being dished out to the posters

Red Hand

All AH thread posters are stuck-up. Never gave me as much as a "lol" when quoting my posts.

Terry

Steven wrote: »

Best mod ever.

I'm off duty.
They won't let me mod when I'm drunk. Damn fascists.

RoyalMarine

its funny how this thread turned out to being another

lets destroy this country, lets abuse them wimmins, and so on...

terry all you did was merge all those threads together!

Terry

Terry wrote: »

I'm off duty.
They won't let me mod when I'm drunk. Damn fascists.

Would you have banned half of us though?

star-pants

Terry wrote: »

I'm off duty.
They won't let me mod when I'm drunk. Damn fascists.

It would prove interesting though...

Terry

RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

its funny how this thread turned out to being another

lets destroy this country, lets abuse them wimmins, and so on...

terry all you did was merge all those threads together!

Trolls will be banned in the morning.

Deleted User wrote: »

Would you have banned half of us though?

I'm a nicer person when I'm drunk.
Well, that's what I tell myself anyway.

Hey, baby. How are you?

RoyalMarine

Terry wrote: »

I'm off duty.
They won't let me mod when I'm drunk. Damn fascists.

so your a mod from 11am to 3pm 4 days a week then?

Davidius

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

All AH thread posters are stuck-up. Never gave me as much as a "lol" when quoting my posts.

lol

I've personally never found myself rejected. Anybody want to know my secret? It's easy!

I've never asked a girl out.

This theory might as well be fact however.

Terry

star-pants wrote: »

It would prove interesting though...

The last one ended in legal threats being made.

Silverfish

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

All AH thread posters are stuck-up. Never gave me as much as a "lol" when quoting my posts.

Lol.


Also, Drunk Terry.

Terry

RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

so your a mod from 11am to 3pm 4 days a week then?

10am to 7pm ish.

Peyton Manning

Why wasn't my drunken post this clever

Thrill

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

All AH thread posters are stuck-up. Never gave me as much as a "lol" when quoting my posts.

lol

Rob_l

Archimedes wrote: »

Why wasn't my drunken post this clever

because yours was funnier

Archimedes

Archimedes wrote: »

Why wasn't my drunken post this clever

... 'cause you touch yourself at night?

Hey, baby. How are you?

I'm alright, dah-ling, how are you?

Terry

Archimedes wrote: »

Why wasn't my drunken post this clever

Becaus you were messy drunk.
I'm just merry.

BRB. need more beer..
I love thatmy local serves up to 90 minutes after closing.

Red Hand

Davidius wrote: »

lol

Silverfish wrote: »

Lol.

Thrill wrote: »

lol

Yeah, AH posters are the best in my experience. Them people over in Paranormal are all stuck up compared to AH posters.;) Frigid as a bible.

RoyalMarine

so what of the people who are good looking but dont get any?

or the people who can get it, but dont bother?

star-pants

Terry wrote: »

The last one ended in legal threats being made.

Ok...so how about tipsy terry -- not fullyblowndrunk terry?

BlitzKrieg

bah


went speed dating last weekend...thought i did ok, i'm fugly but alot of people seemed to enjoy my *charming* personality...i get the result back from it today...Only 1 girl ticked yes to me...

So terry your bang onto rights. I'm going back to hookers and coke, at least i can pay them not to say no.

bronte

Steven wrote: »

Best mod ever.

Agreed! I wish for more Terry's theory threads!
He makes a good point.
(p.s. what local is that? I should frequent there!)

Terry

RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

so what of the people who are good looking but dont get any?

or the people who can get it, but dont bother?

Gay.

star-pants wrote: »

Ok...so how about tipsy terry -- not fullyblowndrunk terry?

Give it half an hour or so.

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

bah


went speed dating last weekend...thought i did ok, i'm fugly but alot of people seemed to enjoy my *charming* personality...i get the result back from it today...Only 1 girl ticked yes to me...

So terry your bang onto rights. I'm going back to hookers and coke, at least i can pay them not to say no.

Lesbians. How could they not love you?

bronte wrote: »

Agreed! I wish for more Terry's theory threads!
He makes a good point.
(p.s. what local is that? I should frequent there!)

I'm not giving the location away for fear it may be raided.
Also, it's quite dull.
PM sent. Or sending anyway.

RoyalMarine

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

bah


went speed dating last weekend...thought i did ok, i'm fugly but alot of people seemed to enjoy my *charming* personality...i get the result back from it today...Only 1 girl ticked yes to me...

So terry your bang onto rights. I'm going back to hookers and coke, at least i can pay them not to say no.

5* for you!

Overheal

Terry wrote: »

Yiz are all virgins and can't score.

Bear with me in my drunken ramble.

Every second day or so we get a thread about how Irish women are all stuck up cúnts, or they are skangers or they are [insert something that isn't your penis here].
Today there is a thread about which country you would destroy if you had the chance.
It has descended into an arguement about which country has the easiest women.
Now people are not saying that directly, but they are implying it with their posts that 'Australian, Belgian, Dutch, Spanish etc. women are cúnts and [insert your e-penis country here] are the best women because you scored with a drunk slapper in whatever country.

Now I'm no stud myself.
In fact, I'm an ugly fúcker who would do well to score with a €10 hooker, even if I offered her 10 times that, but I just think most of the men here really just cannot score.

Believe me, I sympathise, but it's not the fault of the women.
We just need to get our acts together.

meh; im not ugly. I am cuddly though...
that not being the point I just dont go out a lot. usually ends up costing money i dont have, even when im being smart about it. fcukin money easier to go home and sleep anyway

As for the nuke a country thread, I've responded to your response on why China shouldnt be eradicaated. For yours, mine and Benny's sake, we can get that thread back on track!

Wait a minute! Youre with Benny now arent ye! Oh... this explains a lot. Youre in trouble mister :mad:

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

All AH thread posters are stuck-up. Never gave me as much as a "lol" when quoting my posts.

and you're not getting one now. the pity approach doesnt work well with women either in my experience ah to be 15 again.

Terry wrote: »

I'm off duty.
They won't let me mod when I'm drunk. Damn fascists.

Yea.. beer?

star-pants

Terry wrote: »

Give it half an hour or so.

Good stuff - I shall be intrigued to read the rest of this thread in the moro, I must however head off to my lonely leaba as I am ill

goodnight all

Dave!

Is it that time again?

connundrum

Point of the story is

Wimmins needs to listen a bit more to mens when teh mens is trying to knock out a conversation in the discotheque. All wimmins polls indicate that a 'sense of humour' is more important than looks - how wilst thou know if one is funny, whenst thou back (as lovely as it is) is constantly facing one?

Mens need to stop being sleezy. Having one line and trying it on twenty wimmins will lead to a one in twenty success rate - based on the theory that it will always be the twentieth bird you score, at 4am on the nitelink.

Man I really need a pint. Actually, I think I may be allergic to beer. Does anyone know if I could be allergic to beer. I'd be devastated if I was. Whiskey will be my crutch through this difficult period.

randylonghorn

Terry wrote: »

Yiz are all virgins and can't score.

Bear with me in my drunken ramble.

Every second day or so we get a thread about how Irish women are all stuck up cúnts, or they are skangers or they are [insert something that isn't your penis here].

Ah here, Terry ... there are still some of us who just go :rolleyes: and keep walking when threads like that come up!!

Though, come to think of it ... actually, that probably backs up your argument!

Archimedes wrote: »

Why wasn't my drunken post this clever

You have nothing to beat yourself up about, dude! Your thread had me in stretches laughing for ages!

Probably mainly on the "been there, done that" principle, admittedly!
.

Blush_01

connundrum wrote: »

Point of the story is

Wimmins needs to listen a bit more to mens when teh mens is trying to knock out a conversation in the discotheque. All wimmins polls indicate that a 'sense of humour' is more important than looks - how wilst thou know if one is funny, whenst thou back (as lovely as it is) is constantly facing one?

Mens need to stop being sleezy. Having one line and trying it on twenty wimmins will lead to a one in twenty success rate - based on the theory that it will always be the twentieth bird you score, at 4am on the nitelink.

Man I really need a pint. Actually, I think I may be allergic to beer. Does anyone know if I could be allergic to beer. I'd be devastated if I was. Whiskey will be my crutch through this difficult period.

[cough] thy back [/cough]

Sleazy lines are usually one of the funnier parts of a night out, imho.

Yes, you can be allergic to beer. Whiskey is infinitely better than beer anyway. Mmhm, whiskey... I might have to hate you for mentioning it.

SimpleSam06

Okay just a quick headcount, how many people who posted in this thread don't have a hangover by now? Although the misogyny is getting a bit tedious in fairness, maybe we should rename AH to "The closet".

The Hill Billy

Terry - This was a cunningly-timed thread. Started at 23:30 on a Thursday evening when your average red-blooded male is out getting 'some' after a few pints & a kebab.

The only lads at home being:
(a) those 'of a certain age' like thee & me who've been there, done that, etc. & are quite content to get bladdered or otherwise in the peace & quiet of our own homes;
OR
(b) sad, spotty, student-type AH posters who wouldn't know one end of a bird from the other & think that their time is better spent slagging off women on the interweb for not putting out, when in reality if they spent less time on the interweb & met 'real people' *shudder* they might actually get their hole eventually.

* me looks a long list of type-b's who posted here last night (you know who you are) *

Reku

Terry wrote: »

Yiz are all virgins and can't score.

Sh*t! We've been outed!
RUN!!!!:D


Am I the only one just a little worried that Terry doesn't have better things to dwell on when drunk than our virginal status?:p
You need more interesting drinking chums Terry who can raise the bar regarding the discourse a little more to your level.;)

Overheal

Hill Billy wrote: »

Terry - This was a cunningly-timed thread. Started at 23:30 on a Thursday evening when your average red-blooded male is out getting 'some' after a few pints & a kebab.

The only lads at home being:
(a) those 'of a certain age' like thee & me who've been there, done that, etc. & are quite content to get bladdered or otherwise in the peace & quiet of our own homes;
OR
(b) sad, spotty, student-type AH posters who wouldn't know one end of a bird from the other & think that their time is better spent slagging off women on the interweb for not putting out, when in reality if they spent less time on the interweb & met 'real people' *shudder* they might actually get their hole eventually.

* me looks a long list of type-b's who posted here last night (you know who you are) *

........................................sh*t

pah, think what you like you wont meet anyone worth remembering in a nightclub.

6th

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Them people over in Paranormal are all stuck up compared to AH posters.;) Frigid as a bible.

Hey! ... not all of us :mad:

Hill Billy

Hill Billy wrote: »

Terry - This was a cunningly-timed thread. Started at 23:30 on a Thursday evening when your average red-blooded male is out getting 'some' after a few pints & a kebab.

The only lads at home being:
(a) those 'of a certain age' like thee & me who've been there, done that, etc. & are quite content to get bladdered or otherwise in the peace & quiet of our own homes;
OR
(b) sad, spotty, student-type AH posters who wouldn't know one end of a bird from the other & think that their time is better spent slagging off women on the interweb for not putting out, when in reality if they spent less time on the interweb & met 'real people' *shudder* they might actually get their hole eventually.

* me looks a long list of type-b's who posted here last night (you know who you are) *

You forgot c:
those who just can't be bothered to go out drinking, as it is a huge waste of money just to feel sick the next morning.

Earthhorse

I have a theory that one day this forum will rise up and live out the true meaning of its charter: "Before you post a thread, consider the following: Has it been posted before?".

I have a theory that one day on the front page of boards.ie, the sons of former virgins and the sons of former non-virgins will be able to make posts together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a theory that one day even the likes of After Hours, a place sweltering with the heat of misogyny, sweltering with the heat of muppetry, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a theory that my four little children will one day post on a forum where they will not be judged by the gender of their avatar but by the content of their posts.

I have a theory today!

Mr. Incognito

I was hungover yestereday.

Interesting sterotype that I'ev never seen bandied before. I mean virginal geeks on the Internet, who'da thunk it?

I'm a whore. I wish i could find one lady that was interesting enough to keep though.

Monty - the one and only

Earthhorse wrote: »

I have a theory that one day this forum will rise up and live out the true meaning of its charter: "Before you post a thread, consider the following: Has it been posted before?".

I have a theory that one day on the front page of boards.ie, the sons of former virgins and the sons of former non-virgins will be able to make posts together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a theory that one day even the likes of After Hours, a place sweltering with the heat of misogyny, sweltering with the heat of muppetry, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a theory that my four little children will one day post on a forum where they will not be judged by the gender of their avatar but by the content of their posts.

I have a theory today!

I have a theory that I havent banned anyone in a long time, and that time will come to an end soon....

Seems I need an evil smiley

SpAcEd OuT

Terry wrote: »

Yiz are all virgins and can't score.

Bear with me in my drunken ramble.

Every second day or so we get a thread about how Irish women are all stuck up cúnts, or they are skangers or they are [insert something that isn't your penis here].
Today there is a thread about which country you would destroy if you had the chance.
It has descended into an arguement about which country has the easiest women.
Now people are not saying that directly, but they are implying it with their posts that 'Australian, Belgian, Dutch, Spanish etc. women are cúnts and [insert your e-penis country here] are the best women because you scored with a drunk slapper in whatever country.

Now I'm no stud myself.
In fact, I'm an ugly fúcker who would do well to score with a €10 hooker, even if I offered her 10 times that, but I just think most of the men here really just cannot score.

Believe me, I sympathise, but it's not the fault of the women.
We just need to get our acts together.

Couldn't agree more I was actually just thinking that when I saw the latest 'Irish women are stuck up...'' thread

To be honest lads if you can't pull Irish girls then your going to struggle anywhere [Except maybe America and Thailand] because Irish girls are some of the easiest girls to score.

Oh and Terry if you re-read my destroy any country thread I say Spanish girls approach me not vice versa, I never said I don't end up pulling them I just find their habit annoying. Just want to point that out before I'm classed with those Desperados

SpAcEd OuT

Also does anyone remember that story about some boards member got a hold of a females MSN password and told another boards member that she wanted him so bad and the poor guy was so desperate he travelled from Maynooth to Rathmines at like 3am just to see if she'd have sex with him

that was hilarious

Monty - the one and only

Monty - the one and only wrote: »

I have a theory that I havent banned anyone in a long time, and that time will come to an end soon....

Seems I need an evil smiley

I think the evil look in your eyes is saying more than enough

Terry

farohar wrote: »

Sh*t! We've been outed!
RUN!!!!:D


Am I the only one just a little worried that Terry doesn't have better things to dwell on when drunk than our virginal status?:p
You need more interesting drinking chums Terry who can raise the bar regarding the discourse a little more to your level.;)

All my friends are either married, living with their other half or single and don't go out on a thursday.