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I have a theory.

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  • 23-11-2007 12:30am
    #1
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭


    Yiz are all virgins and can't score.

    Bear with me in my drunken ramble.

    Every second day or so we get a thread about how Irish women are all stuck up cúnts, or they are skangers or they are [insert something that isn't your penis here].
    Today there is a thread about which country you would destroy if you had the chance.
    It has descended into an arguement about which country has the easiest women.
    Now people are not saying that directly, but they are implying it with their posts that 'Australian, Belgian, Dutch, Spanish etc. women are cúnts and [insert your e-penis country here] are the best women because you scored with a drunk slapper in whatever country.

    Now I'm no stud myself.
    In fact, I'm an ugly fúcker who would do well to score with a €10 hooker, even if I offered her 10 times that, but I just think most of the men here really just cannot score.

    Believe me, I sympathise, but it's not the fault of the women.
    We just need to get our acts together.


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    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Seems sound enough theory.

    Even if it's not correct it'd be nice to see an end to all these "Irish women are stuck up compared to the countless women I rode in the Niagara Falls area last summer."


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    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Pigman II wrote: »
    Seems sound enough theory.

    Even if it's not correct it'd be nice to see an end to all these "Irish women are stuck up compared to the countless women I rode in the Niagara Falls area last summer."

    Agreed - it always descends into some debate over women / men being this or that. Nationality or not, there are nice & not nice men&women across the world.
    I've come across good and bad guys. I would never give out about irish men as a whole.

    I wish I was drunk though...


    p.s. class post Terry


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    humbert
    Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    FunkyChicken wrote: »
    Poland definitely

    Also Belgium...Actually I scored a Polish chick in Belgium. What a huge e-penis I have.


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    Steven
    Registered Users Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Steven


    Best mod ever.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Terry wrote: »
    who would do well to score with a €10 hooker, even if I offered her 10 times that

    It's a deal!


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    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    I heard Einstein came up with all his best theories whilst drunk. Stephen Hawkings too, tho someone alway had to take the keys to his wheelchair after the 5th pint.


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    Rhyme
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    Steven wrote: »
    Best mod ever.
    This.

    You bring a tear to my eye Terry.


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    Rob_l
    Registered Users Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    << wants his virginity back
    << likes irish women

    But I think you may right all this
    Irish women are stuck up threads smack to me of rejection being dished out to the posters


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    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    All AH thread posters are stuck-up. Never gave me as much as a "lol" when quoting my posts.


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Steven wrote: »
    Best mod ever.
    I'm off duty.
    They won't let me mod when I'm drunk. Damn fascists.


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    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    its funny how this thread turned out to being another

    lets destroy this country, lets abuse them wimmins, and so on...

    terry all you did was merge all those threads together! :)


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    [Deleted User]
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    Terry wrote: »
    I'm off duty.
    They won't let me mod when I'm drunk. Damn fascists.

    Would you have banned half of us though?


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    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Terry wrote: »
    I'm off duty.
    They won't let me mod when I'm drunk. Damn fascists.

    It would prove interesting though... ;)


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    RoyalMarineComm wrote: »
    its funny how this thread turned out to being another

    lets destroy this country, lets abuse them wimmins, and so on...

    terry all you did was merge all those threads together! :)
    Trolls will be banned in the morning.

    Deleted User wrote: »
    Would you have banned half of us though?

    I'm a nicer person when I'm drunk.
    Well, that's what I tell myself anyway.

    Hey, baby. How are you?


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    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    Terry wrote: »
    I'm off duty.
    They won't let me mod when I'm drunk. Damn fascists.

    so your a mod from 11am to 3pm 4 days a week then? :D


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    Davidius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    All AH thread posters are stuck-up. Never gave me as much as a "lol" when quoting my posts.
    lol

    I've personally never found myself rejected. Anybody want to know my secret? It's easy!
    I've never asked a girl out.

    :D

    This theory might as well be fact however.


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    star-pants wrote: »
    It would prove interesting though... ;)
    The last one ended in legal threats being made.


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    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,696 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    All AH thread posters are stuck-up. Never gave me as much as a "lol" when quoting my posts.

    Lol.


    Also, <3 Drunk Terry.


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    RoyalMarineComm wrote: »
    so your a mod from 11am to 3pm 4 days a week then? :D
    10am to 7pm ish.


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    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Why wasn't my drunken post this clever :(


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    Thrill
    Registered Users Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    All AH thread posters are stuck-up. Never gave me as much as a "lol" when quoting my posts.

    lol


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    Rob_l
    Registered Users Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    Archimedes wrote: »
    Why wasn't my drunken post this clever :(

    because yours was funnier


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    [Deleted User]
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    Archimedes wrote: »
    Why wasn't my drunken post this clever :(

    ... 'cause you touch yourself at night?
    Hey, baby. How are you?

    I'm alright, dah-ling, how are you?


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Archimedes wrote: »
    Why wasn't my drunken post this clever :(
    Becaus you were messy drunk.
    I'm just merry.

    BRB. need more beer..
    I love thatmy local serves up to 90 minutes after closing.


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    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Davidius wrote: »
    lol
    Silverfish wrote: »
    Lol.
    Thrill wrote: »
    lol

    Yeah, AH posters are the best in my experience. Them people over in Paranormal are all stuck up compared to AH posters.;) Frigid as a bible.


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    #27
    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    so what of the people who are good looking but dont get any?

    or the people who can get it, but dont bother?


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    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Terry wrote: »
    The last one ended in legal threats being made.

    Ok...so how about tipsy terry -- not fullyblowndrunk terry?


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    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users Posts: 14,685 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    bah


    went speed dating last weekend...thought i did ok, i'm fugly but alot of people seemed to enjoy my *charming* personality...i get the result back from it today...Only 1 girl ticked yes to me...

    So terry your bang onto rights. I'm going back to hookers and coke, at least i can pay them not to say no.


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    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Steven wrote: »
    Best mod ever.

    Agreed! I wish for more Terry's theory threads!
    He makes a good point.
    (p.s. what local is that? I should frequent there!)


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    #31
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    RoyalMarineComm wrote: »
    so what of the people who are good looking but dont get any?

    or the people who can get it, but dont bother?
    Gay.

    star-pants wrote: »
    Ok...so how about tipsy terry -- not fullyblowndrunk terry?
    Give it half an hour or so.

    BlitzKrieg wrote: »
    bah


    went speed dating last weekend...thought i did ok, i'm fugly but alot of people seemed to enjoy my *charming* personality...i get the result back from it today...Only 1 girl ticked yes to me...

    So terry your bang onto rights. I'm going back to hookers and coke, at least i can pay them not to say no.
    Lesbians. How could they not love you?

    bronte wrote: »
    Agreed! I wish for more Terry's theory threads!
    He makes a good point.
    (p.s. what local is that? I should frequent there!)

    I'm not giving the location away for fear it may be raided.
    Also, it's quite dull.
    PM sent. Or sending anyway.


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